#hilary gordon

[lmmontgomerypolls]

submitted by 👤anonymous, thank you!

*👤anonymous adds: “Please vote for the one you think is objectively best written, not a personal favorite. Poll excludes anyone I think would lose in a landslide (including my own fave lol) and anyone who was not part of a book's main couple, or in a book where the ‘main couple’ is unclear.”

[alwayschasingrainbows]

"Judy gave him a pair of mittens and Pat gave him a little white china dog with blue eyes and a pink china ribbon around its neck . . . the best she could afford after all the family had been remembered out of her small hoard. Nobody knew what earthly use it could be to Jingle but he slept with it under his pillow that night and got more warmth from it than from Judy's mittens. His mother had not sent him anything . . . not even a letter. It took all the comfort Jingle got out of the blue-eyed dog to keep back the tears when he remembered this."

Pat of Silver Bush by L. M. Montgomery

[vodyaniks]

Sun with kids / Sun with adults

[dog-bonezzzz]

hlvrai is so cool especiall y when in fanart they make gordon fuckign massive because it makes it so funny that he's so scared and upset by benry . that's like a brickwall picking a fight with a jellybean and losing

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

From Beyond + commentary by Stuart Gordon, Brian Yuzna, Barbara Crampton and Jeffrey Combs

[awhoreintheory]

Another idea with Peter in Gotham is his clones also ends up there as well.

In the comics Peter has two clones, three if you count the ultimate verse and the potential comedic value of Peter in Gotham and his clones also somehow ended up there as well??

Any batfam member: who were those three people you were with earlier?

Peter:... Those were my siblings, I'm a quadruplet

Dick who just found out Peter is his son: you're a what???

Idk I just think that scenario would be funny

Im challenging someone to find it, because I read ONE singular Peter in gotham fic with a similar idea, and I can't find it anywhere

That's how you know the ideas SLAPS.

Idc about the circumstances that leads Peter and his clones into Gotham, but pure crack ensues. How are you supposed to take anything seriously with 4 spider-man's flipping around, one of which is built like a brick shit house btw, causing mayhem, but also walking women to their cars? Stopping domestic disputes? Fixing a little kids broken school project?

It literally looks like a family of spiders is trying to make their home in a bats cave. It's funny, but also a little scary.

Now, Peter being Dick's son thrown into the mix? Chaos to the tenth degree. Maybe up until this point, spider-man hasn't been connected back to Peter, and they're also running around making different connections and working different jobs, so they're not seen in public together too often. Peter's working in the library with Barbara, who has already put together that this is Dick's God damn secret love child, right. Dick is slowly trying to ease himself into his kid's (his! His kid!) Life, slowly broach the topic of "hey... so, uh, have you ever thought about meeting your dad?"

Peter hums. "No, not really."

Dick winces, and Barbara offers a sympathetic pat when Peter looks away.

"Well, ok, a little awkward, but—"

The library door bursts open. A Peter lookalike comes in, holding a brown paper sack and a phone. "Can't believe you're somehow able to leave and forget your lunch and your phone. How have you even survived this long?"

"I haven't." Peter deadpans. They both laugh. Dick and Barbara's head swivel back and forth.

"And, uh, who is... this?" Barbara snaps out of her shock first. Peter's records didn't mention a sibling... then again, they were fake. Convincing fakes to the untrained eye, but nothing held up under The Barbara Gordon's scrutiny.

"My, uh, brother?" Peter raised an eyebrow, probably at his boss's weird reaction, and his boss's friend's horrified face.

But how could Dick not be horrified? The two teenagers in front of him were identical. Identical twins. He had two sons and he didn't even know about them. How does that not come up? No, no Dick should've done better research. Oh, god, he has twin sons.

"I didn't—" Dick's voice cracks embarrassingly. He clears his throat. "I didn't, uh, know you had a twin."

Peter's twin tilts his head, studying Dick.

"Actually, I'm a quadruplet!" Peter cheerfully rings, grinning ear to ear.

Dick's heart nearly gives out.

[turnipoddity]

one might say it’s one of his proudest moments in his life

[pinkrosylux]

let me know your insult guys ☺️

[alwayschasingrainbows]

"And that's how I met your mother."

Also, let's take a moment to appreciate Jingle's nice smile.

Lucy Maud Montgomery - Pat of Silver Bush

[lxvvie]

Simon watching me as I put Nutella and sprinkles on top of my bowl of ice cream when I’m on my period: 🥄👁️👁️

Simon when he sees you desecrate the sanctity of ice cream with... Nutella:

[notafagipromise]

I just started red valley and on episode 5 I was ranting to my friend about our horrible horrible husband protagonist and the brokeback mountain vibe JUST FOR THEM TO MAKE A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN REFERENCE IN THE FIRST THREE MINUTES OF THE NEXT EPISODE

[motheroftheantichrist]

Saw AU in which Hoffman escapes the bathroom and makes a trap to get revenge on Lawrence. It's a typical Jigsaw trap except instead of Billy rolling out on the tricycle to bring the tape it's Adam's skeleton.

[meowder]

I wish I could experience the horror of being a Half life fan who has not seen HLVRAI(I got into Half Life because of HLVRAI) and looking at the Half Life tag and every now and then you see some are of Gordon Freeman and Barney but spelled as Gordon FEETMAN and Benry because somebody tagged HLVRAI art with the Half Life tag AND YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE UTTER CONFUSION AND DISMAY

Like "WHY THE HELL DOES BARNEY HAVE A SHADOW OVER HIS EYES AND WHY DOES GORDON HAVE A PONYTAIL AND WHY ARE THEIR NAMES SPELLED LIKE THAT"

[whalehouse1]

Screw it, Babs had to have pranked Tim when he was starting out as Robin. Imagine her making him think Oracle was the batputer system and AI and would digitize her voice and speak like an Alexa only to him and he only found out when a year and a half later, he’s asking Oracle to run a check on something and Dick is there and asks him why he’s talking to her like a computer and Tim is confused because, Oracle is a computer program, why wouldn’t he? Dick looks over to Bruce and Alfred who just shrug and he tells Dick who she is and Tim is floored, Babs is planning payback for ruining her prank, Bruce is laughing (to Tim’s shock as he thought that was beyond his abilities) and Alfred collects the betting pool.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Otps/Pairings: Gordo Gordon & Lizzie McGuire (Lizzie McGuire) “Because there's nobody prettier than you or more fun to be with. You forgot smarter. Yeah, well, I was including myself in that one."

[upslapmeal]

the second episode of The Three Doctors is just the Brigadier gradually losing the will to live