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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
#the number of times my answer to 'Miss when will I need this' has been DO YOU WANT TO BE SCAMMED#I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all
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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket
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incredible scenes in josh johnson's yt comments
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happy birthday 2 my laptop which I have now had for a decade without it breaking too much
#ty laptop for putting up with me and my 20 million open tabs#does it desperately need a new battery? yes. but other than that#man if only I'd been able to keep my phone going a decade too *shakes fist at bank apps*#upslaplife
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#my life in a nutshell
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One must imagine Sisyphus happy
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DICHEN LACHMAN as Gemma in S2E7: “Chikhai Bardo”
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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand
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Here is the Abbott Elementary episode of the crossover with clips from the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode inserted where they would align time-wise into the week-long events that took place at the school:
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#FINALLY catching up on Sunny#abbott elementary#it's always sunny in philadelphia#I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all
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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.
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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed
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get to know me meme >> Favorite Male Characters [39/?] Alan Zaveri (Russian Doll)
No matter how much we think we're fooling people, our bodies... they can't keep lying the way our minds can. Mine stopped lying a long time ago. I've just been hollow. You know, I thought if I worked hard enough, if I kept putting the time in, and if I kept my head down, you know, did everything right, this aching, gnawing feeling of being an absolute failure would just go away. And now I'm stuck with a body that is broken and in a world that is literally falling apart. And a mind that... a mind that wants to kill me.
#we didn't get enough of you in s2#alan zaveri#russian doll#I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all
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All these faces and we never really change. Oh, man. You scared? Terrified.
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DOCTOR WHO The Reality War
#lovely scene#shame about. the context.#15#miss belinda chandra#I think that was the tag I settled on?#dw#I come from a long line of queuers it's amazing I'm even here at all
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