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I don’t know a ton about Star Trek, so maybe this is addressed in a show or novel I haven’t seen, but does anyone ever bring up the fact that Earth had a major imperial power whose founder and capitol city were named after the Romulan home-world, several emperors with Romulan names, and a god named “Vulcan”? Is there some conspiracy theory among Star Fleet cadets like “aliens built the pyramids” but instead it’s “aliens built the Roman Empire, and by extension a large portion of the culture of the Western World”? Are the Romulans, or perhaps the ancestor they share with the Vulcans, canonically responsible for a major piece of Earth history? Were Romulus and Remus aliens in the Star Trek universe?
#star trek the original series#star trek strange new worlds#star trek#vulcan#romulans#things Jim asks Spock at 2 am#I can’t be the only person hung up on this
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I fully believe that, had he survived, Strahm would have ended up becoming a version of Jigsaw in his quest to destroy Hoffman. There’s no way he would have been satisfied with just arresting or killing him. Even Jill, the sanest of the group, put Hoffman in the bear trap instead of just shooting him. Strahm wouldn’t be satisfied unless he got to inflict as much pain as possible to Hoffman.
#saw franchise#saw iv#saw v#peter strahm#mark hoffman#coffinshipping#glass coffin trap#jill tuck#apprentice peter strahm#kind of#hand in unlovable hand I suppose
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My favorite part of Saw VI is when Hoffman reveals Strahm’s corpse and he’s completely pancaked except for his feet, which are both for some reason completely fine and not even dented.
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“Who the FUCK got Adam another cat!?”
-Hoffman after getting clawed for the fourth time in two days
#saw franchise#saw 2004#mark hoffman#adam faulkner stanheight#apprentice adam#chainshipping#lawrence gordon#we all know who got him the cat
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I don’t know where the notion came from as it isn’t even hinted at in any of the movies, but yes. The hive mind has decided
Saw V AU where Strahm escapes the glass coffin trap because he is so high on adrenaline and cocaine that he just rips the steel door straight off its hinges while Hoffman watches in horror from inside the coffin
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A Star Trek episode where the away team beams down to a planet and are told they must engage in ritual combat in order to win their freedom. They’re expecting a gladiatorial match, or wrestling but instead it’s a Pitch Perfect-style riff off.
#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek strange new worlds#star trek next gen#this could work for any crew#but I think it’s funniest if Spock is somehow involved
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I think tumblr should give us another day of boops. We need it.
#tumblr boops#halloween boops#the boopening#boop o ween#boop#boop o meter#election 2024#please?#as a treat?
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Saw V AU where Strahm escapes the glass coffin trap because he is so high on adrenaline and cocaine that he just rips the steel door straight off its hinges while Hoffman watches in horror from inside the coffin
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Rewatching the Destiel confession to see if it will work twice
Safe is Castiel
Castiel save us
Save us Castiel
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I have never been more aware of my lack of geographical knowledge than when trying to understand an unlabeled election map.
#election 2024#kamala harris#us politics#geography#WHERE THE FUCK IS GEORGIA#I HAVEN’T HAD TO KNOW THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE
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Saw AU where Jigsaw’s reign of terror ends after they all kill each other off in a game of Uno
#saw series#saw franchise#mark hoffman#john kramer#amanda young#lawrence gordon#peter strahm#lindsey perez#adam faulkner stanheight
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You know it’s election season when these are the trending tags
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!
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