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Whatever Iâve DoneâŚ.
This is part 12 of my fic Not Everyone Survives (But I will do the Best I Can). Tags and other chapters can be found here!
I did it for love / I did it for fun / Couldnât get enoughâŚ
Koutarou couldnât exactly conceal the dread pooling within him when he saw Tsukishima and the rugrats enter the lab. The blonde avoided his eyes and watched all the curious, confused, and concerned glances he got from the rugrats. Some of them, he recognized.
âThis is Subject 8. We will be using it to find a cure to the virus and put an end to the apocalypse.â
That felt weird. âSubject 8â. And they made him feel like an object, or a specimen of some kind. He was a person. He was a human.
There was an uneasy silence for a second.
âWait, isnât that Bokuto, from Torch, though?â
âWe will be referring to it as Subject 8 during its stay here.â
âWhy?â
âDonât question it. Orders from Captain.â
âHeâs a consenting test subject, donât worry,â Tobio assured from the doorway. The ravenette walked in and sat at one of the empty tables.
Consenting.
That was funny.
The first week was probably the worst. He was having needles shoved into him, things taken out of him, chemicals put into him. Most of it hurt. Some of them looked pitying, others curious.
âIsnât this acid?â one of the guys asked, and Tsukishima looked away.
âContinue with the procedure.â
What.
What what what.
âButââ
âAnyone who shows sympathy for the subject will be punished,â Shouyou stated from the doorway. They were about four days in now. He already hated the sound of the gingerâs voice. âContinue with the procedure.â
He was gonna throw up.
He steeled himself, unable to meet the boyâs teary, apologetic eyes as he grit his teeth, clenching his fists and willing himself not to react too badly. Just donât react too badly.
And then it started.
It spread through his veins at an excruciatingly slow rate and made his vision blur. The world was spinning and he couldnât focus on anything else except for the sensation of being set ablaze and the fire crawling up his body was taking its time, spreading only with every pulse of his heart. He couldnât even make a sound. He couldnât move.
The voices around him were muffled and the heart monitor in his collar started beeping quicker than normal and then everything was yelling and his skin felt like it was quite literally boiling. He couldnât see, only endure the sensation of his skin bubbling and liquifying as everything shrieked around him and his ears rang and he couldnât feel anything except for that andâ
Nothing.
He woke up later to the muffled voices of Shouyou, Tobio, Sugawara, and Tsukishima.
âThat almost killed him,â Suga protested. âIf he canât handle this, how will he possibly handle the cure extraction?â
âSubject 8 will handle any experimentation. Now that the substance is in its bloodstream, itâll be fine. It makes its DNA moreâŚmalleable, per se. We just had to sedate it before it could have a heart attack.â
âCan we stop with the âitâ bullcrap?! Youâre pissing me off,â Suga hissed. Shouyou slammed a fist on the table.
âYou wanna think of it as a person?? Then sympathy and empathy come along and you lose sight of whatâs truly important: the cure. Stop being selfish and remember that this isnât fucking about you. This is for all of us.â
There was a bout of silence.
âWake it up,â Shouyou demanded suddenly.
âWell, the only way to do that would beââ
âShock it, I donât care,â the ginger scoffed. âI need to run diagnostics.â
Dread filled his veins quickly and he snapped his eyes open and scrambled back against the wall quickly, his breaths coming fast.
âOh, itâs unnecessary. Hello, Bokuto.â
He didnât respond at first, looking up at the ginger with wide eyes. A look of fake pity.
âDisoriented, huh? Well, you did almost go into cardiac arrest. Donât worry. Itâll be a lot simpler now.â
He couldnât manage more than a nod.
He hoped Keiji would save him soon.Â
â
Subject 8 was uncooperative lately. Maybe he should up the severity of the punishments. He sat in on experiments again, around three weeks in.
The same rugrat whoâd always seemed to feel a bit more guilt than the others was arguing with Tsukishima today.
âItâs not right! And you know that! Thatâs why you canât even look at him!â
Oh. He couldnât have that. He couldnât have his rugrats questioning the very very carefully curated idea heâd presented. This was for all of them. He couldnât afford to have it ruined. Not when this was their saving grace.
âSubject 8 is vital to our ending the apocalypse. Continue with the procedure.â
âThis is genetic manipulation! Not even, this is essentially a species change weâre talking aboutââ
âThis isnât my fucking choice,â Tsukishima snapped. âThis is by orders of the Captain, and thisâŚthis is for all of us. Iâm not a monster, Iââ
Tsukishima couldnât waver. He had to stop this now.
âOf course not,â he chimed from the door, walking in with a smile. His voice was soothing, though it had an edge. âWhat, is someone doubting my judgment?â
He kept his tone playful. Tsukishima cleared his throat.
âThe rugrat.â
âOh, is that so?â
âHeâs been showing sympathy for Subject 8 for the past 3 weeks.â
âWell,â he said with a small chuckle. âWe canât have that, can we?â
He straightened up.
âTobio, go get everyone else. I think weâll have a meeting on the roof. All the rugrats, all the members. Everyone.â
His boyfriend stood, nodding, and then left. He couldnât help his smile. The rugrat was looking up at him, his hands shaking a little.
âWhatâs your name?â
âI, uhmâŚâ
âYour name. What is it?â
âApollo.â
âAlrighty, Apollo, come with me.â
The boy opened his mouth to say something, probably to protest and try to save himself, but Shouyou wasnât in the mood to hear it.
âQuietly, please.â
And his mouth snapped shut. And so they all met on the roof. Shouyou stood on the edge with the boy. Subject 8 was there too, in the front. Good. It should see this.
âSorry to pull all of you from your daily tasks, but I figured this is something everyone should see. After all, weâre supposed to lead by example, right?â
The rugrat was trying very hard not to cry. He could feel it.
He wouldnât have to do this if everyone just listened. Heâd liked Bokuto. Heâd really really admired him. He still did. But he needed to do this to save everyone, including Bokuto.
Suga and the others looked away as Shouyou continued speaking.
âWe all know that anyone who sympathizes with Subject 8 is to face punishment, correct? We canât exactly have liabilities for Project Savior. This, after all, is for all of us! Itâs to end the apocalypse! You want to live, donât you? Donât want to keep losing people to the apocalypse, right? This is our key!â
He turned to the boy, Apollo, who was looking at the ground and trembling.
âThis is Apollo. He is a Subject 8 sympathizer and a risk to our work on Project Savior as well as to our very safety. After all, he could tell the others that we have Subject 8, and if that happensâŚwell, weâll probably all be killed.â
That sent a stir through the crowd.
âAnd so, this is what happens, to those who put our very lives at risk.â
He moved so he was standing behind the boy, who was facing the edge of the roof, and then grabbed him by the shoulder. His free hand took the gun out of its holster, and aimed.
Take out his legs so he canât walk.
BANG! BANG!
The boy screamed immediately, and Shouyou had to keep him standing with the grip on his shoulder.
He was, what, thirteen?
Donât think about that.
Heâs a risk.
He deserves this.
And then take out his shoulders so he canât crawl.
BANG! BANG!
He drowned out the sounds around him so he didnât have to think about it. He then aimed for the fourth vertebrae.
Pull the trigger and then dispose of the body. That was all he had to do.
BANG!
He dropped it off the roof, then turned back to those gathered.
âJust remember. This cure isnât just for Messenger. Itâs for all of us.â
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#so uhm#shouyou is so very mentally stable right guys#and heâs so#hes so correct#no but he knows his people#and he knows that with enough people pointing out the wrong in this or like being doubtful they might turn against him#so he has to get rid of any sympathizers immediately#haikyuu#bokuaka#haikyuu au#infection apocalypse au#haikyuu fanfiction#bokuaka fanfic#shobio#dottie writes
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watching the pilot of resident alien with my dad and when asta gets out of the truck and walks barefoot in the snow, he goes "hot girl doin hot girl stuff"
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
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Also, Iâm fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
#than Laura drove them homeâŚ#I wonder if Logan continued to sleep in the car or if he woke up and helped carry Deadpool inside and place him on the bed#or did Logan also get dragged to the bed? while asleep?#he weighs like 600 lbs because of the metal so it would be incredibly hard to do#correction he weighs between 350 to 425 lbs#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine
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they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick
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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, itâs either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid theyâve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or âimaginary friendsâ are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Fosterâs Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).
And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they arenât malevolent, and they arenât entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe theyâre a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they donât have time to get into it, so they just go ââŚYes. Iâm your imaginary friend. We havenât met. How do you do.â And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if youâre a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.
And at some level. Thatâs what I think Hobbes is.
#imaginary friends#calvin and hobbes#hobbes lives in some kind of level of existence calvin isnât aware of#but fundamentally calvin doesnât seem to care#to calvin hobbes is a particularly well spoken and occasionally insufferable friend who happens to be shaped like a tiger#and who he loves to the very bottom of his soul#all of which is true and so hobbes isnât in a rush to correct him#10k#20k#30k#40k
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I see your Bruce Wayne is dating Batman rumors and raise you this:
Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman. Everyone knows that Jason Todd is Red Hood. Everyone knows that Jason Todd is Bruce Wayneâs dead son. Everyone knows Red Hood hates Batman. This is all a very open secret. Everyone knows Tim Drake and Red Robin have a very public beef with one another. And that Red Hood used to have a very public (but much more violent) beef with the third Robin.
This leads to the general accepted truth being that Red Hood hates Batman because he is fucking his dad, and Tim Drake and Red Robin dislike each other because Timâs brother beat up Red Robin, and, once again, Red Robinâs dad is fucking Timâs. Everyone feels a little bad for Red Robin, being at the end of both Red Hoodâs and Tim Drakeâs distaste, because the former is a crime lord and the latter is *Timothy Jackson Drake*.
This, naturally, reaches the JL whom does not know Batmanâs identity yet. Green Arrow makes a passing comment about having also fucked Wayne, which Batman overhears. Cue absolute bat confusion, which he does not show. And that was how the great Batman found out that he accidentally 100% enforced the rumors that he was dating himself by the way he replied to reporters strange questions that in hindsight were so incredibly obvious.
This whole time, Young Justice is having the time of their lives (while also becoming increasingly concerned) as they watch Tim switch between devices as he replies to himself on different accounts on Twitter to further his own feud with Red Robin.
And Jason is. Not sure how he feels. On one hand, Bruce is now very uncomfortable about many, many things. And people yell at Batman when he starts treating Jason like his son (especially when he yells âIâm not your son!â Because what kind of boyfriend would try to make their boyfriendâs kid their own when they clearly donât want to be). Thatâs an upside. But on the other, this implies that he is *Bruceâs* son. And that brings up a lot of feelings he doesnât want to deal with. And back on that first hand, people have mostly stopped making thirst traps of his dad (gross). And on the second once more, they have started shipping Red Robin and Tim.
And the others are just sitting back and enjoying the ride (they are absolutely a part of this, but Iâm too lazy to type out and come up with ideas for the rest)
#tim drake#onlyingotham#brucie wayne#bruce wayne#red hood#nightwing#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#Bruceman#headcannons#tim drake wayne#tim drake is a menace#we are scared of Tim Drake#jason todd is red hood#everyone knows this#but the math is not mathing#Jason canât get a break#even after dying#is Bruce aware of Bruceman?#yes; yes he is#is he okay with it?#absolutely not#Tim drakeâs public beef with Red Robin#is scaring Young Justice#because why is he so into it?#it really matters that he corrects his own grammar?#yes. yes it does.#this is a lot of useless tags#Batfam
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Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible
#my art tag?#astarion#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#bloodweave#put actual effort into keeping everyone in their canon armour but drow armour looks so Correct on astarion#hes in his mcr three cheers for sweet revenge era let him be#anyway hope they get divorced soon
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Mini-rollo invasion : Pomefiore
Anypov :
Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Ignihyde - Diasomnia
#Twisted wonderland#the mini rollo invasion#twst shitpost#pomefiore#Look if Vil can correct Leona's posture he can just point at the exit and tell the minis to go he's got that aura you know#good luck with the rook surveillance- blink and he might be gone#ârausâ means â (get) outâ in german (in that case)#was inspired by the crocodile in princess tutu for the the small tutu rollo sitting on the floor tbh#just vibing there#Epel's probably used to chase around invasive lil critters in the apple fields in harveston#so far the most orderly control#more or less
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stretchies
#he naps so good i KNOW he gets such good stretches too#sorry. hes just so cat.#btw was anyone gonna tell me that ive been spelling his name wrong for the past year#half my tags are âroronoraâ and the other half is the correct âroronoaâ.....................................lol#wtf... art#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart#zoro one piece
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#i love twitter user transcowboy so much he has the most correct house opinions#my posts#< not my content but yknow what i mean#house md#wuddy#hudson#hilson
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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I kidnapped ur long-nosed cat for a sec
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#last year you said that âdude looks like he's been betrayed in all past lives and is to be betrayed in all lives to comeâ#and it has become one of the defining descriptions of Machete in my head#I think about it frequently#you captured him so delicately here#almost like an old oil painting#or weirdly enough the color palette also reminds me of chalk on a blackboard#and I appreciate the big angular pink-tinted goblin ears#and the smooth gradient of his snout#I like the nuance of his expression he seems calm but kind of melancholic#thank you! your rendition of him looks so classy and refined ;-;#gift art#awkwardosthe3rd#Machete#own characters#I can't paint digitally at all so whenever I see someone making it seem so natural and correct and right I'm like#floored#people are making such nice art of my goobers I have no choice but to curl on the floor like a dead bug
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why do you keep bringing this up
#i am aware he said bom not bow but im not dealing with people correcting me in the notes so i simply changed his wording <3#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phan#mine#my gif
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i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be
#my art#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun vash#vash#tristamp#trigun stampede fanart#trigun fanart#idk the tags fr this fandom sorry its babys first trigun#im not abandoning jjk but expect more other stuff sprinkled in!! including trigun <333 including him <3#ANYWAY IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABTHIM IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE#im lying im sorry im feral about him i want unspeakable things done 2 him it was over the moment i heard his voice#but [redacted] thoughts aside#hes so fun to draw oh my god how did they make a character Exactly For Me how did they make one that ticks all my boxes#hes blond but like i can work with it i will get good at rendering blond hair for him <333 hes worth it <333333#i was cruisin along mindin my business having fun learning how 2 draw him and then i get 2 the arm . +24hrs to total drawtime#all my cheats ...my safety net of being able 2 use flesh to disguise th fact that u dont reeeeally know where tendons or joints go...#out th window. this prosthetic is practically an anatomically correct model. u can see EVERYTHINg#put my entire me into trying to figure it out h i think it is ok i think i like it#god i rly cant get over how he's just a combination of all the fun parts of drawing yuuji megumi AND gojo#he is the center of their triple venn diagram and i am EATING HIM ALIVE#sorry ill calm down .... fr now.... smile :)
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most normal conversation they have
#hes beyond trying to correct them on 'proper ways to speak to ur patron god' and just goes along w it lmao#doodling the sillies so i can throttle my incoming art block#square up#cotl#my art#cotl lamb#cotl fanart#narilamb#cotl narinder#cotl toww#cult of the lamb#main cotl verse#<- placeholder name#i see bunny suit lamb everywhere im so putting mine in one too just yall wait
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i believe theyâve become a couple âď¸đŠˇđłď¸âđ iâm not sure đ¤ if theyâve gotten married đ°đťđ°đť but uh âđłď¸âđ they may have gotten married đ¤đor they may just be like đ¤ˇđ going steady đ¤đĽ°đ¨ââ¤ď¸âđâđ¨but theyâre a đđ terrific pair of comic ladsđŻ
#iâm so tickled by this random aussie interviewer#the implication that he asked dan and phil if they were going steady then only after they corrected him#bc the fans would troll him#is so funny to me#anyway this is very special to me#dnp#phan#dan and phil#source linked in first line#chunky salsa speaks
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