#hes a lil stupid everywhere else tho

[bizzaremageddon]

I was like what if aged down giroro. And now i have a whole au abt it. Wahoo yippee i love making content for my special interests with literally no fanbase its so fun to share my stuff with absolutely no one /sarc

[narwhalandchill]

so happy to find someone as intense abt childe as i am. sending love mwah

THANK YOU!!! U TOO

(also i swear i wasnt intending for this to get so long sorry you provoked me HSJAKDKSIFI)

i havent known peace for so long i dont know what it is abt him but he just hacked my brain. its just... hes just a guy. hes everything. hes fucking unhinged hes going to torch celestia and ill kiss him on the mouth for it. hes a complete egomaniac taking massive pride in his own abilities yet somehow also so humble and amicable and easygoing most of the time that its jarring when juxtaposed with his status and ambition. hes a weapon and only finds thrill in the mayhem he sows and reaps. so supernaturally efficient at causing chaos everywhere the harbingers literally try to send him overseas just so he might be someone elses problem. hes so effective at his job its literally described as surgical precision but also working among schemers with no interest in scheming himself and sometimes that ends w him as the tricked one too despite him v much not being stupid. hes objectively a terrible person but with so little of that typical and boring villainous angst and malice to him. choosing violence everyday is simply what he does to stay on that crush and devour everything in his path speedrun any% sigma grindset. bro fishes. he watches and does public performances. he cooks he cleans he doesnt gaf about fitting the basic tropes ppl try to shove him into he has so many facets to himself and whats so wild is that none of them are lies. its all true to himself its all him he simply chooses to display those sides in different manners depending on the situation but its all genuine like Man. the bloodlust is no less authentic than his affection for his family (tho im sorry calling him a particularly good brother is... a stretch. his love for teucer is genuine but the way hes going abt it is incredibly selfish and unsustainable and highkey cruel like lil bro is getting trust issues for life. but selfish in a very human way that just makes him more interesting imo. but hes pretty shitty at it lets be real). theres so much to him its just. theres no one like him. he couldve been so tropey and basic but hes not hes everything. hes just a guy and thats the greatest fucking compliment i can give him hes just So Good.

like i had my big insanity era in 2021 the Initial phase so to speak then for like year n half ish got sorta alienated bc of the general pervasiveness and state of childes.... unsatisfactory fanon imo (still limits my interactions w most content like i Dont trust ppl to get him right and interesting and fun lmao) + lack of canon content + complicated irl reasons no need to elaborate but like the way i took him back Instantly once fontaine happened and its just been vindication after vindication and im so happy like. i was SAYING hed be a massive deal YEARS ago i called it i knew it i am being fed so fucking good. tho i do still worry a bit like Please do him justice. but like god im just so Happy to have this madness abt him infecting my brain again bc i was Genuinely feeling p conflicted and unsure abt stuff n whether hoyo was going anywhere w him and all. but like we are SO back oh my fucking god

anyway hoyo now release the abyssal alt. i Will go full send

[madelinemccoolname]

another magnet movie mreview double feature

toy story 2 and monster's inc.

I swear I don't mean to do 2 at once, I'm watching these semi-daily but I can only review when I have energy, okay break and go

Toy Story 2

Do you ever watch a movie, and find that secretly, scenes from the whole movie are burned into your retinas and are drawn on your eyelids, this was my latest experience watching toy story 2. Toy story 2 is about an inversion on the original, woody is in a secondary location and it's up to the boys to bring him home while he has cowboy doll adventures with jesse and the horse and that other guy. Definitely a more novel setup than "what if a kid was evil" but it leaves a lot of the movie on the shoulders of the boys, who're fun but i would hesitate to say any of them "contribute", honestly mvp of the rescue mission might go to fake buzz, who gets the vent open *and* fights that weird zurg that shows up. I know all it sounds like i've done is complain, but that's mainly because i dont have much else to say otherwise. Toy Story 2 is a natural feeling expansion on the original, talking about one or two things the movie does well would just be repeating "well they did this better than the original, and technology improved over time"

toy story 2 gets a 9/10, and the original gets retroactively bumped to an 8/10

memorable bits: the video game bit, when woody finds all his cool shit, "when she loved me" (honestly the buzz half of this movie is less than the woody half that's why all these scenes are woody's), the invention of asmr cleaning videos, star wars references fuckin everywhere, the entire last 30 minutes being stuck in my brain since childhood with it's weird soft lighting and like fun gray stuff

monster's inc.

Now this is a movie I can analyze. Monster's inc. is about how we need green energy fucking now, naturally it was released in 2002. Sully and Mike are working class factory men in the scare factory, a power plant but instead of torturing rocks they torture children by going into their rooms at night and scaring them. They do this with minimal safety equipment and with an understanding that touching a human child is explicitly dangerous. This becomes clearly false as they meet our third lead, a human child they call boo, shenanigans and hijinks ensue, they get boo back to the human world, get their coworker randall and boss mr. waterknot put in prison for human trafficking and they switch to green energy laughter. i find this movie far more interesting as a metaphor than as a movie to be critical about (it's another 8/10 if you want a score, i really like the score and the world but find it drags in the middle until the climax). So, their boss was secretly funding a more efficient, but far more unethical way of getting oil scream, instead of going with the even more efficient and powerful and infinite laughter, but it doesn't really seem like mr. waterknot even really knows about the laughter. Actually now that i think of it nobody knew there was an alternative until the end, so ig the boss wasn't the worst fictional capitalist i've ever seen, because at least he wasn't also suppressing the cure, he was just stupid. but who cares about his plan his shit is incidental randall is a class traitor! like straight up actually doesn't care about selling out human kids, and doesn't give a fuck about mike and sully getting banished for like 5 minutes, just so long as he gets a promotion he'll kill his lil peanut guy to get his way. it's like a really messy metaphor but it works as a compelling case for "but why not solar power tho?" y'know? like that one comic that's like "but what if we cleaned up the world for future generations for nothing" but like as a movie, why shouldn't we use green energy? even if it's nothing but better for the kids

memorable bits: uhhh the fuckin doors, that scene with mike and randall with the clock, the scene where they shave that guy, the sushi place (which blew up in the pre-9/11 cut), the fuckin monster offices in the back (need that in kh), "welcome to the himalayas", nemo in boo's room at the end, "i'd kidnap a thousand children before i'd let this company die" for some reason playing continuously in my head whenever i think of this movie, rozz the slug lady, celia, the ending tease,

[torialefay]

So funnily enough he does get laser hair removal but it's not permanent, it just grows back finer so he'd still get armpit hair.

I think he'd get laser on his face too most likely, I know some of the members like Hyunjin and Jeongin don't get laser and shave every day.

Which like- their poor skin 😭😭 I couldn't imagine doing that all the time.

I think because in Australia, it's not common for men to be hairless so I still need to get used to it and seeing them so smooth all the time.

I forget that Korean men do in fact have hair everywhere else except their chest and I'm a girl that's pro body hair on all genders because it's a sign of maturity for me.

I get the lack of facial hair, I somewhat get the lack of underarm hair because I'm sure that helps with sweat.

But let them have their leg and arm hair at least haha.

Also I'm curious as to how pheromones would work with them because Korean men don't get body odour and their sweat doesn't smell.

And before someone pitches in and is like 'Chris and Felix are Aussie'.

Yeah they're born in Australia but they still have the genetic body type of a Korean male.

So would Chris just not stink at all?? Even after a workout?

Because we all know Hyunjin sweats like crazy on stage but even the members says he doesn't smell afterwards.

And moving topic- I wonder how Chris and the other members would go being around someone who gets body odour?

If I don't wear deoderant I absolutely stink and it's worse in the summer, I'm reapplying deoderant multiple times a day or else I'd smell like a garbage truck haha.

first of all, how do you have insider info about his armpit habits????!?! how do you know literally everything omg omg

but it makes me wonder ab the korean men population in general and how they feel about laser. like is it something that would be encouraged & not looked down upon? bc i feel like (and i may be totally wrong) a lot of guys in aus would find it a bit strange & unnecessary. && since chris grew up in both, maybe he'd just have to figure out what side he's on idk? like im sure the company makes him be hairless one way or another, but i feel like getting laser is no joke, especially for someone like him who looks so masculine. i'm thinking that maybe since both of his parents have had work done in the past, maybe that's made him more open to those types of things?? idk it's really not a big deal, but my brain is just like computing

but i agree, i like seeing a lil hair on a man. obviously both genders get it, but smth about seeing it on a man just feels so attractive. IDEK WHAT IT IS. like it's genuinely stupid that we simp over... hair.

i'm assuming chris smells like nothing 😂 after a workout too. i've heard people who've been there say they have never smelled BO on someone, even after the gym. plus, chris talked ab how he only rately uses cologne either so i feel like he's doing the bare minimum... what's gonna happen when i run out of deodorant??? cant borrow his if he has literally none

for chris and felix, i feel like since theyve lived in aus, theyre probably more familiar with it. i don't think it'd be anything that freaks them out at all.... idk how much exposure the other members have had tho so i cant even touch on that 😭😂

[muertawrites]

@c3m21: what are your thoughts on vampire eddie? this picture has me weak😭

i actually haven't thought too much about him? but now that you bring it up...

i do like the idea of him coming back from the upside down as... something else.

like maybe he fused with the hive mind somehow

and maybe it gives him this unsatisfiable hunger for flesh. blood. he's a halfway creature between one of vecna's monsters and a human.

and when he finds his way back to you he's a wreck because he doesn't know what's wrong with him or how to control his urges and you smell so good he just wants to consume you.

definitely becomes a clumsy, goofy goth. like richmond from the it crowd.

sleeps most of the day to avoid the sunlight. it hurts his eyes. when he does go out during daylight, he has to wear sunglasses everywhere.

eats chunks of raw meat straight from the pack. like you've woken up in the middle of the night to find him sitting in front of the fridge, eating pieces of raw stewing beef like they're chips.

you have to teach him how to live comfortably with your cat (rip mews) which he's totally guilty about because like. that cat is also his baby. and he hates the thoughts that run through his head every time he's close to it. but he ends up bonding, finding his humanity again, and local pets are no longer in danger of becoming his next meal. (your cat is happy too. he missed is dad.)

likes to hunt in the woods twilight style. will come home drenched in dirt and blood with a wild look in his eye. it's kinda hot.

nothing curbs his thirst for human blood, though. that's what he craves more than anything.

he's afraid to ask you for help because he's afraid of hurting you. he doesn't know if he'll be able to control himself once he sinks his teeth in. but you hate to see him suffer, so you convince him.

"just a little bit from my wrist. we'll start small, and you'll only take small amounts every once in a while. like giving blood."

his first taste of you is divine

after he's done drinking directly from your vein, he laps at the open wound, moaning breathily because fuck you taste good.

once you're comfortable, he starts testing different areas of your body to drink from. your neck and your thighs are his favorites.

loves to feed during sex. he'll pull away from sucking on your neck with blood dribbling down his chin, fangs fully extended, and lick his lips with this malicious grin and fuck you until you're sore.

weirdly enough the change lowered his sex drive? pipes like a god tho

and no he doesn't eat you out on your period. that's fucking gross. those of y'all with vajooches have seen how nasty a period is and that shit is disgusting. eddie respects that boundary. he's a perv but not THAT much.

before he halfway died he used to be really loud, but now he moves around really quietly, almost silent. he likes to sneak up behind you and spook you. always apologizes with a hug and a lil smooch <3

can perch in very precarious places. he likes to sit on top of your kitchen cabinets and just. chill. when you can't find him that's usually where he is.

goes as a vampire every year for halloween. people always compliment his teeth and ask how he got them to look so real.

since he started feeding on you, he doesn't crave for other people anymore. the romantic in him likes to believe it's because you're his person, and he loves you.

he will not tell you this. he thinks he'll sound stupid saying it out loud.

... idk maybe vampire eddie is really sexy??

[coralsgrimes]

What makes this situation REALLY sad/funny is that ALL of this would have eventually blown over if BB just did nothing. Like if he just stayed off social media, didnt block anyone, no interviews, nothing - yes some people would still have been upset, but outside of his fandom people mostly would have been fine or still tried to defend him. Now the whole narrative is ‘ben barnes might be dating Julianne hough, but he blocked his POC fans who called him out on her blackface and other racist things she’s done’. ‘Oh and also here’s a bunch of other bullshit he’s done that we’ll dig up for you’. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. He’s getting cancelled because he’s an absolute idiot who thinks he’s too smart for social media, when in fact it’s the opposite! He just did a great job of convincing people he wasn’t an airhead.

I do agree lol the bigger part of the fandom would be over him (fair and deserved, go get him girls) anyways but cuz of his stupid ass his lil stunts went on a lil trip outside his circles. And actually had shown that the peeps mad at him are right

THO HE DESERVES TO BE DRAGGED HIS LIL BLUE SHORTIES FLAT ASS GETTING DIRTY

I do agree that he thinks he's smarter than everyone else and he can do it all by himself. Been sayin this for ages x.x but his problem, beside what already said, is that he is too sure of himself and lives without negativity. Also for someone who says he loves words and is educated fella, he never reads. He will leave a like on anything and will do the same with blocking.

YES I KNOW ABOUT THE INTERVIEW, gonna post it later. BUT FIRST!

The Benny acting as nothing happened. It's getting worse. This is what shows on the bird app when ye tryin search for him

Insta and now it seems tiktok are against him as well.

Imma pretty sure I said that one of the days his online besties will turn on him, and that would be it for Benny

Ma question is. Where is his team? Cuz it's past couple of fans, past only peeps who were interested. It's everywhere now so that even shitstains uninterested in him are coming by to add their bullshit. It looks bad and clearly won't go by itself. Why no one is supervising the bastard?

If there is nothing to hide, then why he stays silent? It's not stupid gossips anymore. Does he really think that he can cover himself with privacy again? Or that it is just kids on the internet so why bother?

/comedy break/

I did actually reach out to his reps as I believe in truth and only truth [NOT CLICKBAIT] imma also great investigator. Unlike ma question about the aubergine, this time his team got back to be and I can share exclusive photos and quotes with ye. Here at coralsgrimes, exclusively 🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ #notsponsored

Meet Benny Boy's pr team!

What they said to me about the situation was:

None of us can tell the difference between shite and chocolate. Either way, we will wrap it in paper tho and serve it as a delicacy.

They also explained:

We don't exist actually as Mr Beyyn is so smart and know it all that he thought he can do all this stuff on his own. Like his music career attempt! He's a real genius who owns the only key to his socials!

[not-me-simping-for-blasty]

Yo, so I flew through Wrong Number, Asshole (which is 😙👌) and I thought his quirk going off over the phone was so cute. But do you think he’d be insecure about it??? Like about holding hands or trying to keep it together if his s/o says something embarrassing? And what else do you think would he be embarrassed about with s/o?

omg tysm!!! i love writing that story so much so i’m glad u enjoy it!!! we do love a good soulmate au here hehe

aNd wow what a good ask thank u for this im obsessed with it and this is gonna be soooo long omg soz

-okay so first. yes. 100,, 10000% embarrassed about it. he feels like he should have his shit together with his quirk since it’s what Bakugou’s so proud of,,,, and like that’s mostly true???

-except i personally hc that his quirk also ties into intense emotion the same way regular sweating does,,, like, if he feels rlly strongly about something, instead of normal sweating it’s just straight nitroglycerin. and he has to like actively learn how to get a handle on it as he grows too!! so like anxiety sweating? sure he’s got it under control, been there done that. scared sweating?? only gets scared in battle and he’s already exploding things by then so its all good. but love???

-oml has no iDEA how to handle it!! i fully believe bakugou’s idiotic mad brain doesn’t fall easy, but when he does , he falls hARD. so lets say he has a major major crush for the first time ever, and he’s just sweating everywhere and his skin feels like it’s on fire - mans just pops. like a bacon griddle. not full on explosions bc he’s not actively setting them off ,, but if u do something cute, something that gets his heart racing just right he’ll pop

-i kinda imagine it’s bc Bakugou can’t understand what he’s feeling bc he’s a big dumb angry person so instead of just accepting his crush he’s like “oh. my palms are exploding by themselves. and i think about s/o constantly. huh. both things at the same time must mean i want to fight them- yeah that’s it. i just wanna fight ‘em real bad.” which only leads to more little explosions.

-pLeasE heLP hIm

-but anyways, you better not say a sinGle thing about this if u see it or hear it. bc man’s is not one to be embarrassed without putting up a fight,,, and this is about explosions , something he knows,,, so he’ll be like “yeah? wanna fuckin’ make fun of me, huh? i’ll show u what to fuckin’ make fun of!” and then just decide to set off a close range explosion in his hands or blow something near u up to high hell

-what can i say, he’s an idiot??

-congratulate katsuki on the explosion tho,, tell him it was really big and scary and thats when you’ll get him reaLLY embarrassed and keep him embarrassed

-speaking of hand holding tho,, he’ll be super nervous to try at first. like he doesn’t want u to end up feeling the little pops bc you’ll ask and then he’ll have to embarrassed and explain and he just isn’t a fan of that idea alright?? quickly comes to realize tho, as he experiences it, that if you hold his hand you’ll actually smother the little explosions??? like just- nothing will happen bc there’s not enough oxygen for anything to combust unless he makes it combust. which he won’t. obviously.

-oooO and here’s sum other “embarrassing” things he does that you’re ~not allowed~ to comment on

will stare in private. just generally zone out and stare at you- don’t say anything tho!!! bc otherwise he’ll get all huffy and “what the hell are you even makin’ that stupid shit up for! I’d never be caught dead starin’ at an idiot like you” - all said while still simultaneously staring at you.

tries to impress you. like if other people are around that he think u might like, he’ll challenge them to like weird physical feats or intelligence tests or he even somehow turns telling jokes into a competition??? and he’s so competitive it’s obvious too, but u can’t say anything about it. just let him express his love through borderline violence and victory lust ig bc there’s pretty much no stopping him

will cook food for you. don’t comment on how good it tastes tho bc for some reason he finds how much he wants to take care of u majORLY embarrassing

being physically affectionate. man’s almost never grows the balls to initiate hugs or hand-holding or cuddling bc he finds it mega embarrassing to be needy so if he does?? and then you make a joke like “oh, you’re so clingy today, huh” ?? man’s will throw u away from him and never touch u again unless u ask, so just don’t say anything. pleASE

remembering small details. Bakugou’s actually pretty smart and if he likes u then he actually listens to what you have to say,,, this means he’ll remember 3 weeks ago when u said u had a test that day, and ask u about it when he sees u- don’t say any “oh! im suprised u remembered!’ or anything tho,, he’ll get huffy

-and finally, here is a lil list, as a bonus just for u my love, of normal person behaviors that you do that ??somehow?? embarrass immature and emotionally-stunted bakugou katsuki:))

If he sees you do anything embarrassing like trip, or drop food on yourself, or swallow a drink the wrong way and end up coughing, etc.,, if it was literally anyone else Bakugou would just laugh, loudly, bc he’s an ass,, but ur not just anyone else. ur his s/o and suddenly seeing you do that stuff feels so intimate!! esp bc he would’ve never even seen if in the first place if he wasnt paying so much attention to u!!!

saying hi to him first when he’s with other people. like, example, lets say he’s with the bakusquad and they’re just all just hanging out in the common room, right,, so u walk in, see them all sitting there and wave, but u say “Hi bakugou, hi guys!” just bc u were excited to see him. man’s will go rED SO FAST AND HIDE HIS FACE

bending down to tie your shoes. no explanation needed- he’s a guy.

if you go to the store and ask him if he needs anything. it’s literally so simple but for some reason his heart just seizes?? like?? ur thinking about him the same way he thinks about u all the time???? and ur concerned enough to get him something if he needs it??? please he’s goNe, just a whole-ass pile of blushing

if you’re sitting in a group and you look at him everytime something funny is said. bc ofc he’s already going to be looking at u to see ur reaction, so when ur eyes meet and you’re laughing and smiling bakugou just gets so flustered!!!

wearing an outfit he knows nobody else has seen before. this could be new clothes, his clothes, pajamas, old clothes u wouldn’t wear in public, even halloween costumes before a party???- point is, if Bakugou knows nobody else has seen you like that, and only he gets to?? boy is sO SOFT and embarrassed about it

tysm again!! this was such a fun ask!!!! <333

[emersonfreepress]

ok ok in the spirit of community, how would the ros fair in a paintball war?

(referring to this ask! like the zombie au post this ended up making me think a lot 😅)

ohh... interesting, interesting... p sure the only paintball wars i’ve really seen were the ones featured in The League, Peep Show, and Community... but let me wrack my lil head...

ok, i ended up coming at this from multiple angles like the zombie au post 😅 always so much to consider in battle environments! and in the spirit of community, I'll stick with the individual player elimination style paintball match. in the woods with other e prep seniors. last one standing wins bragging rights

Gabe

Shooting skill | 6/10 - Experience with shooting and practice with Kile ofc

Stealthiness | 8/10 - He's done a fair amount of sneaking around during his after school activities, is super observant (or just paranoid lol), and naturally light on his feet. Good luck ambushing him.

Strategy | 8/10 - Strike deals. Do favors. Form alliances. Shoot 'em in the back once they’ve outlived their usefulness. ...What? It’s just paintball.

How does he win? | Graciously. Gabe likes winning, and especially via strategic manipulation, so it puts a smile on his face. And he's in a good mood so he treats a bunch of you to ice cream or smth 👀

How does he lose? | Slumps in frustration at being outwitted or taken off-guard, sulks about it for a little while. He's not that sore of a loser but needs time to lick his wounds and stop thinking of the different choices he could have made.

Kile

Shooting | 9 - The most accurate shooter of the cast and easily one of the best shots at E Prep. Lots of practice + talent

Stealth | 10 - They're stupid good at climbing trees and 100% consider that a valid method of ambushing their classmates. People start having flashbacks to 3rd and 4th grade recess and P.E. Scanning the trees. They just start taking people out with such efficiency it quickly starts ruining the game 😂

Strategy | 0? 10?? - “...Strategy? You just stay out of sight and kill 'em all, right?” (immediately scolded by Gabe for word choice 🙄) They really do mainly stay out of sight and pick people off with max stealth, like 😆 they'd be such a terror, people would need to take them out early for anyone else to stand a chance! They spend a lot of the game staking out the most frequented paths in the area and taking out groups quickly, all at once. Then they'll get around to stalking and picking people off one by one. The real fun...

Winner type | Stoic. Likes winning combat but the stakes were non-existent, so... the win is meaningless! this just infuriates the losers more 😅 such disrespect

Loser type | Sucks their teeth and tosses their paintball gun to the ground. "Y'all suck." (they're over it five mins later tho lol)

Jack

Shooting | 3 - This is nothing like shooting light guns... ☹️

Stealth | 5 - Not just due to his size making him an easier target, but homeboy is liable to get distracted by a cute squirrel or some pretty flowers 😂 He's not great at keeping his voice down either so good conversation would make him easy to seek out. He's just out here enjoying a beautiful day 😅

Strategy | 7 - All that movie-watching (and DMing) make him a valuable creative mind for problem-solving, but he needs a cooperative team to be effective. Rescued and recruited by Rupan/Rohan early on in the game ^ ^

Winner type | Disbelief! And everyone’s content and satisfied with him winning. Except Vivian/Vincent, that jealous fool

Loser type | Doesn't mind losing at all! He just hopes he was a good teammate and was glad to have fun ☺️

Jessie

Shooting | 7 - Comes from a family of hunters, girly knows how to shoot.

Stealth | 6 - Familiar enough with woods and stalking prey to be capable of sneaking around. Having too much fun to not giggle and get overly invested in the developing plot of the game. Even more easily distracted by critters and flora than Jack 😅

Strategy | 5 - Oh, she's just here to have fun. She'll go with whatever the person she's teaming up with decides, but can adapt easily enough.

Winner type | Surprised... then elated! Bouncing and happy and it's completely contagious. No hard feelings about a single thing. Convinces Heidi to invite people to the Emerson Estate—it's a hot day and they have a nice pool

Loser type | Same as Jack! Congratulates the winner with a hug because she's sweet like that 🧁

Rain

Shooting | 2 - This... thing is so cumbersome. And ugly. At least it shoots pretty colors.

Stealth | 7 - Small and used to sneaking around different environments and seeking out hiding spots. Their height and frame makes them harder to spot too.

Strategy | 4 - Hide!!! They’re not getting assaulted with paint and pellets!! Especially not after managing to make this ugly jumpsuit look cute?? Waiting it out is perfectly legitimate. Might share snacks if you decide to join them in hiding 😆

Winner type | Falls asleep in an unexpectedly cozy hiding spot and emerges as everyone thought they’d declared the winner. I imagine R and others yelling at them to get their gun while the original winner scrambles to get theirs, just for Rain to win by pure luck of the draw. Won’t stop them bragging about it, though! (I want this spurned runner-up to be Vi bc ofc)

Loser type | "So I can stop holding this thing?" Yawn. "I'm so hungry and bored, we've been at this for hours..."

Rupan/Rohan

Shooting | 4 - Ah, shit. These don't shoot anything like light guns.

Stealth | 7 - They sneak out and around town a lot 😂 They just force themself to be careful about how loud grass and bushes are.

Strategy | 7 - They’re treating this shit like an action movie and banding together a ragtag team of misfits to take down the strongest alliances and players. Savvy enough to reject Gabe’s and Curt’s offers to join, not opposed to strategic backstabs. They're very clearly just as focused on having fun as they are on winning—and playing Predator, which honestly works with Kile runnin around. They even brought war paint and borrowed a tactical vest. Is it mostly packed with snacks and weed? Maybe. Does it prove useful for negotiations? Hell yeah.

Winner type | Raucous celebration, just pure joy and adrenaline ☺️ Celebrates with their team, brags a bit, rubs it into Vi's face, makes fun of Curt, the usual. Then invites allies out to get pizza because it's the obvious next step

Loser type | Mostly disappointed they can't keep playing. They're a little sore about being left out of the action, but soon just start chatting with other marked players about how the game went for them. Plenty entertaining on its own, they want all the details

Vivian/Vincent

Shooting | 5 - They've got a little bit of shooting experience.

Stealth | 4 - They're overly sensitive and hate being in nature. Their skin is sticky, they keep feeling bugs everywhere, they've gotten dirt all over their pants, it's so hot, they keep WALKING into SPIDERWEBS, [flails about, screaming furiously]

Strategy | 8 - They have good ideas, they're just difficult to execute alone, especially since they're getting sunburnt and getting crankier and can't stop swatting at insects 😅 they're one of the first people to figure out that someone's taking out groups from the trees, so they stay solo and try to find a single person to team up with. Really what they need is someone who's a better shot but easy to boss around. They can probably just owe them for an in-school favor...

Winner type | Barely suppressed gloating. Vi somehow finds a way to be an obnoxious winner almost entirely by the look on their face. Once they're in a smaller group, they're passionately discussing the details of the game and happily boasting about their triumphs (while glossing over all of the whining and and slip-ups lol)

Loser type | Booo, such a sore loser. (Especially in the scenario where Rain wins 🤣) If they're outsmarted or outgunned in a clear, transparent way they'll growl and stomp off, then quietly glower and sulk for way too long. If they're double-crossed or beaten in an underhanded way oh lord —they're fighting it to the end. R can't help but get involved either way, reminding them it was a damn game with literally no prize. "C'mon, Vi, chill. You want ice cream? Let's get you ice cream."

Heidi

Shooting | 6 - Some shooting experience.

Stealth | 8 - She's very aware of her surroundings and her body. Perceptive yet quiet. Tactical. All residual traits picked up from her many activities over the years.

Strategy | 9 - Most likely to outsmart everyone. The first one to figure out groups are being targeted from the trees. Goes it alone and only open to trading (unless she sees Curt with Jess in which case she puts a quick pin in her plans to rescue her 😂). She also immediately figures out it's Kile, because ofc it is. Keeps close tabs on what groups are doing, knowing that eventually Kile will come down to ground level to pick off individuals and couples. Predator becomes prey 👀

Winner type | Proud but not boasting. She doesn't need to be. Victory looks good on her, natural and fitting. Thanks everyone for a good game then takes the girls for a long ride in the Cadillac 😎 top down on a bright day, baby

Loser type | Damn. She should have won this. Maybe if she'd... She probably could have... Then she snaps out of it, roped in by the celebratory mood of congratulating the winner. She's over any feelings of frustration or regret after getting to discuss the match with the person that took her out/the winner and there's no hard feelings. If anything this was fun as hell, it should be an annual thing. ☺️

Curt

Shooting | 8 - Some shooting experience and a natural knack for it. Good reflexes.

Stealth | 8 - Curt likes to say he gets along with the woods around these parts. Sneaking around is second nature to him. Really good hearing too. He's an easy target if you manage to seduce him though, having no issue leaving himself vulnerable if it means that kind of fun 😂

Strategy | 7 - Honestly, he's most interested in seeing how long he can get away with using charm and seduction for both protection and double-crossing 😂 Eventually becomes persona non grata and gets all of his ammo stolen by a vengeful mark, barely getting away in the process. Since that jig is up, he finally starts thinking a win might be nice... and so he teams up with the only competent player who would never betray him and also inspires the least vitriol in others: Jessie. What? Is his back-up plan using her as a human shield? No! 😚 Of course not! 👉👈

Winner type | Insufferable and gloating. Rubs it in a lot of people's faces, specifically Heidi, Rupan/Rohan, and any participants who genuinely don't like him. Brags to Gabe (who is completely disinterested in gassing him up 😂), then promises he'll make things up to Jessie (who didn't mind and had fun lol). Then celebrates by asking whoever he's flirting with these days for a quick date—and a ride in the Ferrari. Makes a scene pulling out of the parking lot. Ass.

Loser type | Doesn't care one bit as long as he had fun! And he always finds a way to have fun, it's why he's so carefree 😅

[anotherhellchild]

📂 i love your headcanons!

Aaahhhh thank you so much!! 

Alright so, in honour of ur username…. Imma spout a Dadzawa + Bakuson + cat headcanon 

(Quick shout out to @arschemy first tho! This was originally her idea and she really helped me <3)

The sun’s going down and Katsuki is on his way back to the dorms from his run. 

It’s cold out, not cold enough for a jacket but definitely cold enough for a long sleeved shirt. The sky is getting darker and Katsuki’s heavy breaths become visible after every short exhale. The boy’s maybe got another three or four kilometers left before he’s back at UA’s gates, he’ll probably be there in about ten minutes.

A small, dark gray dot appears on the light gray concrete about two meters away from Katsuki’s feet. Then another falls a little away from there. Soon, more specs materialize and before Katsuki knows it, rain starts pouring down all around him. The street is empty. His hair dampens and falls down his forehead, wet locks of blond hair cover the top of his eyes. Raindrops slide down his neck and partially soaked socks make every step uncomfortable. 

He should probably pick up the pace.

There’s a loud shriek. Or more accurately, there’s a loud shriek-like sound. 

The noise comes from the alleyway to Katsuki’s right and the teen halts his movement right away. 

Taking a couple steps back, Katsuki peeks past the corner of the wall. He’s just in time to see a cardboard box flip over and fall to the ground. After a moment of nothing, the thing knocks itself about three centimeters to the left.

Katsuki’s pretty sure unanimous objects aren’t supposed to be able to do that.

He should probably investigate this. 

Making sure to keep his footsteps light, Katsuki carefully steps closer to the box. He needs to be cautious, you never know who or what could pop out from under a box in a sketchy alleyway. 

mrrreowwww!

Oh. It’s just a fucking cat.

Great. 

Somewhere, deep in the teen’s heart, Katsuki’s honestly a little relieved. Everywhere else though, Katsuki feels really stupid. 

Not everything is out to get you, you fucking idiot.

Maybe he’s starting to turn a little paranoid.

The side of the box lifts up slightly, just enough for a little black paw to stick out from underneath. 

Katsuki stares.

A black nose nudges it’s way underneath the box too, it fits perfectly in the gap created by the small paw. Whiskers and pointy teeth poke out from under cardboard.

Soundlessly, Katsuki crouches down.

The cat's head nudges and squirms it’s way out from underneath the box, once the small, drenched face completely finds its way out of its cardboard prison, it freezes.

Katsuki doesn’t move.

Big, red eyes stare into his.

Neither of them blink.

Rain still falls around them. Fat drops of water crash to the ground and two creatures get soaked in a stare off.

The cat gives first, it carefully tilts its head before cautiously continuing the process of getting out from under the box. It’s eyes stay locked on Katsuki.

Katsuki blinks then, the movement is slow and he doesn’t dare move any other muscle.

The cat blinks back. The thing’s found its way out from the box and it takes a cautious step towards the blond. Its black, spikey fur is a little tangled and really wet. Its ears are back and flat against its head. The thing looks underfed, cold and ready to pounce.

Katsuki offers his hand.

The distance between the two is closed slowly. After a couple sniffles, the cat comes even closer, maybe it senses Katsuki’s warmth. Maybe it craves that warmth.

Fuck.

Katsuki didn’t think he’d be relating to a fucking alleycat when he left for his run an hour ago, yet here he is. 

The boy carefully gives the shivering creature a pat on its head. The thing immediately demands for more.

No.

Fuck. 

He can’t get attached to the fucking cat. He’s not even a cat person for fucks sake.

mew

A little black paw comes up to tap Katusuki’s hand after it paused in its movement. Big red eyes seem to glow in the dark.

Tch.

When the hell did he become so weak?

---

Katsuki prays to any deity that nobody hears him enter the dorms. He really really really does not need anybody talking to him right now.

The cat squirms around in Katsuki’s shirt. The thing’s still shivering a little bit, but it’s already much better than twenty minutes ago. It serves as a nice lil’ heater on Katsuki’s chest too.

After looking around to make sure the coast is clear, Katsuki makes a bee-line for the stairs. By some miracle, he actually manages to make it to his room undetected.

Once he’s got the cat inside, Katsuki does his best to help the little guy out.

First, he takes the thing to the showers. Luckily for them, it’s too early in the evening for anybody else to be around in the bathroom so they get all the space they need to clean/ warm up. 

It doesn’t take long for Katsuki to discover the hardest part of the whole ‘cleaning process’. Even though the damn thing is already soaking wet, it absolutely refuses to touch the warm, clean water Katsuki prepared for it. Lets just say that giving the cat a much needed bath has earned the boy quite a couple scratches. 

The cat’s an annoying lil’ beast.

After both of them are all cleaned up though, it’s easy for Katsuki to brush the tangles out of the cat’s fur. The animal doesn’t put up any fuss and it actually seems to lean into the touch.

Katsuki finds some dinner for the both of them after all that is said and done. The cat desperately needs some food and water and although there isn’t any cat food in the dorms, they both make due with some random things Katsuki finds in the kitchen.

It’s too late to go out to a pet store right now, that’s just going to have to be done tomorrow.

The rest of the night, Katsuki and the cat just chill together. Katsuki honestly never knew watching a cat chase a laser could be so entertaining.

This kind of sucks, he thinks a couple hours after he found this monstrosity of a creature stuck under a fucking cardboard box in some random alleyway. 

He looks down to where the bundle of black fur is curled up on his chest, the damn thing is purring and maybe maybe it's definitely already earned a special spot in Katsuki's heart.

I can’t keep you.

Katsuki knows he can’t. It would be unfair to the cat and it would be too selfish of him.

It’s not like he wants it this way, but he knows- he knows the cat deserves better.

So, there’re really only two options:

1) Take the cat to a shelter. It’d probably find a good home to live in. There’s no guarantee that would be the case though.

Or

2) … Aizawa’s birthday is coming up. Katsuki hasn’t thought about what he wants to give his sensei yet but, everyone knows the man has a soft spot for strays. 

Yeah, Katsuki’s already made up his mind.

---

It’s been a suspiciously normal birthday so far. Shota’s a little over 15 hours into the day and somehow, with his hell class, nothing drastic has happened yet. It’s almost unsettling, not that Shota’s complaining of course. He just… isn’t used to this relative normalness. 

Whatever, he’s decided to just enjoy it. Perhaps the gods have finally decided to grant him a small break and the least Shota could do is accept that.

Anyway, Shota’s almost done giving his feedback speech to the kids and once it’s over, he’ll finally be free to take a much deserved nap. 

“All in all, you guys did a good job today. Each of you know what you need to improve on individually so make sure you do. Dismissed.��� 

The class tiredly falters to the changing rooms at his words, except one stays where he is. The sight makes Shota sigh.

This is gonna be trouble, he thinks. The particular kid who's decided to stay behind is kind of notorious for- well he’s notorious for a bunch of things, but Shota will just use the word ‘danger’ for now.

Bakugou walks towards him as soon as the rest of the class is gone.

“Hey teach, I uhh gotchu somethin’.” The absolute hell child kind of awkwardly scratches the back of his head with those words. It’s obvious he’s having trouble with this, nevertheless Shota is incredibly proud of how far he’s come with his people skills. “Happy birthday I guess.”

Bakugou hands him a small, poorly wrapped package.

Honestly, Shota’s pretty surprised by the gesture. He… wasn’t expecting this. The class has already congratulated him with cake and gifts this morning, it was cheesy and sappy and sweet and it was done. The moment has already been had and it’s also already passed. Now Bakugou, of all people, is showing an extra form of affection towards him with whatever is wrapped in that paper.

Has the kid been hit with a quirk or something?

Unwrapping the package, Shota discovers... a collar. 

Oh god.

It’s red with black seams on the outside and black with red seams on the inside. 

Shota’s getting a very foreboding feeling about this, he’s also quite confused.

The man looks up to find Bakugou smirking.

“You can flip it around so either the black or red side shows.” The boy says.

“Bakugou, wha-?” 

“I chose this colour cause it matches with his eyes.”

The kid crosses his arms over his chest. Somehow, the smirk on his face grows, an unnamed feeling in Shota’s chest grows with it. 

“Also, I haven’t gotten a name tag yet cause I figured you’d want to name him yourself. Personally, I kinda liked ‘Dynamite’, but it’s obviously up to you though.” 

Shota gulps. Pieces are falling together and he’s not sure he likes the picture they show. 

What exactly did his devil spawn student do?

There’s no way- did he? Did he do what Shota thinks he’s done?

“Alright alright, look.” The kid says, hands up in a defensive stance. “Calm down sensei, jeez. Stop looking at me like you’re having a heart attack. I’ll explain, Okay?”

Shota takes a deep breath. He will show now sign of hope or excitement on his face.

“I was out on a run last week and I found a stray cat. I brought it back to the dorms cause it looked like shit and I- I just didn’t wanna leave it there.” Bakugou frowns at that, his gaze tears away from Shota’s and focuses on the ground instead. “Whatever. It’s really sweet and it deserves a good home. I knew you really liked cats and with your birthday coming up and all I just kinda figured you might want him? If you don’t then that’s fine of course, I just- hmph. It’s a good cat, okay?” The words are spoken clearly, Shota knows they’re used to hide insecurities though. Katsuki’s on the defensive.

There’s a lot to unpack. The main thing Shota notes is that Katsuki’s clearly gotten attached to this cat of his. 

To be honest, Shota’s already made up his mind about this. 

“So, you’re telling me you’ve been hiding a cat in your dorm room for a week now? You’re aware that’s against the rules right?” He keeps his voice calm and monotone.

The kid huffs. “Yeah, I have. And I do. I wanted to wait till your birthday to give him to you though, it’d kinda spoil the surprise if I told you.”

“True.” Shota stands up, thank god his capture weapon is there to hide his smile. 

Katsuki looks up to him and there’s a bit of a pause. He stares at Bakugou and Bakugou stares right back.

 “Well, am I going to be allowed to meet Dynamite or what?” Shota says, one brow quirked up in challenge.

Bakugou releases a breath, shoulders relaxing. “Yeah, you better take good care of him though, sensei. You won’t be forgiven if you don’t.” There’s a smirk on the boy’s lips, but his eyes are dead serious.

A fucking shovel talk.

Heh, leave it to his hell child to give such a casual yet intimidating shovel talk about a cat. 

Pretty impressive.

He’ll be a fine hero, Shota thinks.

---

So, Dynamite is a fucking angel. Shota loves him and it’s no wonder Bakugou got so attached to him, the cat literally follows the boy around everywhere and Bakugou is definitely its favorite person.

It’s kind of nice, seeing the kid relax and let loose whenever he comes over to the teachers dorm for the creature. It happens quite often and Shota even brings the thing over to the dorms sometimes, just so Bakugou can hang out with it for a while.

What? It’s good to see the kid’s shoulders slump down whenever Dynamite sits on his lap. Bakugou absentmindedly strokes soft, black fur and the actions automatically makes his guard drop, albeit slightly. 

Honestly, at this point Dynamite isn’t even his cat anymore. It’s his and Bakugou’s cat.

Shota doesn’t mind.

[nightsoulsworld]

Hi, I was wondering if I could have a matchup?

I'm trans-macs (He/They), which causes trouble with family sometimes

I'm a Sagittarius, though I don't really act like it

I'm 4'11, and haven't grown since like... Highschool + I have a lil chub on me

My hair is short + blonde (I want to try and dye it a darker color), and I have blue eyes, with tons of freckles everywhere and pale skin.

I like videogames (more specifically horror/indie games), creepypasta, watching YouTube, sleeping, drawing, reading, dinosaurs, science, and writing

I write + draw a lot (like I have tons of full note books, I'm moving, and I can't even fit them all into a large box)

I have really bad anxiety, and sometimes my depression gets to me, causing the anxiety to get worse, and for me to not take care of myself.

I have a lot of bad habits as well, I do them without even noticing now. I chew on things, I bite my nails, I pull my hair, I scratch myself till my skin is red, I rip scape off my skin, and sometimes I end up just hitting myself. I'm excited? Im banging my fist against my wrist until I feel like it's broken. I just burnt my mouth, my fist is colliding with my face 20 times. I'm upset, my fists are colliding with each other till they bleed. I'm trying to think? Goodbye to the kneecaps. I also bounce my legs a lot when I'm anxious

I don't really have an asthetic, I just wear comfy clothes, and if I see a poster or something that looks cool, I get it and put it in my room.

My weight tends to be a big insecurity, especially since my family mentions it a lot (not my parents, my aunt, or cousins, just everyone else) and make it seem like I have to loose weight. (Fr tho, I went to my grandparents house one time, and she looked at me and was just like "You need to exercise, maybe go one a walk") so I tend to wear baggy clothes, or if it gets really bad, I just stop eating anything for periods of time until I either feel slightly better, or my mom (who doesn't know about any of it) makes me eat

I also tend to talk a lot, especially since I have ADD, and thus, hyper fixate on things, though at the same time, I'm fairly lazy and laid back, and I'm also more of the therapy friend to the like 2 friends I trust (though I don't understand actually emotions at all, if they cry, I leave) like, most of the time, I'm sitting in a big recliner, all the lights off, with a small snack as I watch Markiplier/Jacksepticeye play scary games that I can't afford/find. I also forget. A ton. Like you tell me to do one thing, then not even five seconds later I'm like 'what'd you need?' or if you tell me to do something else right after, I'll only do the last thing you said. If we have a plan for the day, you better be prepared to tell me it 52 times, or if I am busy hyper fixating on something you better be prepared for the same infodump 27 times.

I have trust issues, mainly because of toxic friends that took advantage of my loyalty, (which is my fatal flaw) and used it to allow them to manipulate me into cutting off people, or letting them beat me up.

I have multiple piercings in my ears (I'm probably going to get one in my nose)

I'm a coffee + energy drink addict who gets little to no sleep (not even cuz of the coffee/energy drink) and usually end up just having mental breakdowns in bed for hours.

I am literally on my phone all the time, but it's not even like 'I wanna see how many likes I got on insta' it's 'I'm gonna beat geometry dash... Not in practice mode!'

I need glasses (and have them) but I never wear them, so I'm basically walking around half blind most of the time.

I tend to to do okay with work, but I always get bad grades cuz I forget about HW, or procrastinate for to long that I don't do it. (Like I barely passed a couple years with a 65 overall average) and it's not cuz I'm that stupid, I just forget the homework, and I do good on literally everything else.

I am a huge dino nerd. Like I don't know everything, but I just think that they are so cool, and have fossils, and dino stuffies, and I used to even have a dino book.

I also have a ton of stuffed animals just stored in my room.

Thank you, you don't have to if this is too much. I'd probably prefer big red or nerdy boi. (Idk, they're just my faves)

Hey, hey!! I wanted to thank you for your ask. After some time, finally I'm doing a match up. I really enjoy reading your description. You're so nice and beautiful person, don't forget that.

Here we go

🤔I think I'd paired you with...🤔

Donnie

Donnie would be the one to fall for you

From the first moment there wasn't nothing going to tear you apart

You two were best friends from the beginning

But Donnie wanted to be more than best friends

He just adores you and he's completely lost in your beautiful blue eyes

He's attracted to you like moth to light and he can't help himself

Your freckles are the cutest thing he saw

He likes videogames too and he's happy to play with you any of your favorite

He's more into Indie games than horrors ( we all know this boi don't like anything horror )

He likes to have little moments with you with some good book with a good cup of coffee

OMG YOU LIKE SCIENCE TOO? You're his forever

Finally who can talk to him about what he's passionate about

He loves your artwork and writing and he's happy to see your finished work

He have every drawing in his lab and room

He break downs when he saw his portrait from you for the first time; he hugs you so tight, give you lots of kisses and he kept saying thank you on and on

This big nerdy boi is so proud of you and you can bet he will always support you

You're perfect to him just the way you are, he fell in love with you who you are

To him, you look perfect in everything you have on you

He keep telling you that

He's very good listener, so when you have depression or anxiety, he's with you and he's all ears

He loves when you start to ramble about dinosaurs or creepypasta but sometimes he just shuts you with a deep kiss

Don Bon thinks how adorable and cute you look with glasses and he asks you to wear it more often

He doesn't push you into things that you don't want to

He's so happy when you're around, it brings up his spirit and mood

When you are working on new story or art, he brings you cup of coffe, give you forehead kiss and tell something sweet into your ear

He always give you new informations about dinosaurs and their existence before and he have big smile when he see your happy face

He gives you so much love and support 💕💕💕💕

I hope you like your match 💜💜

[yanderepuck]

Angel sunflower baby Vincent

This boy smells like actual sunshine

How can you not love him???

Even if you aren’t into that type of guy????

He’s just so pure and adorable

HE HAS A DAMN PET RACCOON THAT IS SOMETIMES SMARTER THAN HIM

Even though it is very canon that Vinc doesn’t catch onto relationship/sexual things very well, I like to think he’s secretly hella kinky

Okay

Maybe not SUPER kinky

But its more than everyone would have thought

Arthur would jokingly ask Vinc if he’s a virgin or something

And without hesitation Vinc says he isn’t

And Arthur and Theo are like “wait. . . what”

Vinc just shrugs as if he didn’t know they all saw him as innocent, and he goes “You never asked.  I don’t kiss and tell unlike you, Arthur”

If you have the confidence to ask him anything he will answer truthfully 

You just gotta bring it up

He’s also a Disney princess like Dazai and attracts all the animals

I also fully stand by my Depressed Vinc post, about him still dealing with things from his human life and still got some depression and schizophrenia.

Read that with caution if you go and do so.

Vinc wants to see the good in everyone which is why he’s friends with Will

No one else likes Will, and Vinc experienced getting picked on and isolated, and even tho that’s a little different , he doesn’t want Will to be completely alone

Can we talk about how this boy sleeps on a couch and doesn’t have a bed.  

And also how one wall of his room is just a window

Get a bed already.  It’s much comfier

Vinc getting a bed and he doesn’t leave it the whole day because of how soft and comfortable it is

If the surface is soft enough he will fall asleep.

He’s gone into Theo’s room, sat on his bed, and ended up falling asleep

I wouldn’t doubt if he fell asleep in the garden once or twice, or even his lil secrete spot.

He’s comfy and lost in the moment and is really calm and drifts into sleep

Then Brush comes over and goes through his pockets for treats

Also, he’s not allowed in the kitchen for even a glass of water without supervision.

He’s not to be trusted in the kitchen because he doesn't know what the hell he’s doing.

He nearly cut off his finger one time

It was still one hell of a deep cut, but he’s a lil clumsy

His hand has to be bandaged and he couldn't paint for about two weeks

He would love fruit snacks.  But i mean . . . who doesn’t

He’s constantly painting on the walls of his room

But it’s never the same painting for too long

Which sorta upsets Theo

He’ll finally finish a wall, and in no more than a month he covers it to start painting again.

Theo wishes he’d stick to canvas so that the painting will last longer

Imagine Vinc goes to Leonardo’s room, and knocking on his door.  Once he comes out Vinc will say “I need you to help me with something really important.”

And Leonardo is confused as all hell.  He can’t think of anything that he might possibly need him for.

Vinc leads Leo to his room, where there’s a bunch of paint everywhere and he goes “I want to paint my hair, like dye it, but I can’t get the back of my head”

It takes Leonardo everything he has to not laugh, not because he thinks its stupid, but because of how seriously Vinc had asked him.

Fast forward to Vinc and Leo sitting on his floor painting his blond hair different colors

He is putty in your hands if you play with his hair.

Like when you’re cuddling, and you just start combing your fingers through his hair, you could get him to do anything

He bring Brush into his room a lot even when Comte says that he can’t since he is technically a wild animal that Vinc happened to take care of and befriend.

Plus Brush causes trouble with his thumbs

Vinc will carry him like a baby and give him kisses and coo him.

I want to see Vinc punch someone

Masterlist

[blkgirl-writing]

Dating Ransom would probably be something like this: Ransom drysdale X woc!Reader

Working together at a coffee shop, not saying anything to each other for hours, until both of you are finished or they kick you out.

Him ordering straight black coffee, always a light roast,

(You definitely made a joke about him liking light skinned women of color bc of that oof.)

If you're bigger than him, we will definitely buy you one of the sweater or cardigans he has in your size, so you can be that one matching couple. He wants you to feel like the most beautiful woman in the galaxy.

Ransom definitely shows you off to everyone and their mother.

Constant PDA. Kissing everywhere, his hand on your ass at all times, every other word he says is a compliment.

Public sex kink, public sex kink, public sex kinK

Literally fucked you in his grandfather's house in a spare bedroom WITH the door open.

Decorating your apartment was literally hell

He loves minimalism, you like cottagecore hobbit living. Doesn't fit super well together, so you really had to plan out your shared place.

You definitely had a full on argument at IKEA over the color of a couch.

Is that couple to fight at a party, then have makeup sex in the host's bedroom.

You always eat breakfast together. Always.

It's a rotation of pancakes, homemade bread and milk, or actual leftovers from too many days ago.

Cooking together is surprisingly really calming. Never fight making a recipe, super supportive and cuddly. He definitely kisses you from behind while you stirr something up.

Goes to couples art classes. Mostly because you make him. He goes because he can show off his creative(TM) side.

Because of that, you have art you guys made hung up everywhere, use pottery bowls you made, and give out cards on christmas to the family that you guys hand printed.

While his family hates his guts, they love you.

Like, they really love you. It's kinda creepy.

He says it's because you make him tolerable. Which is just a fact.

Besides the nazi kid because he thinks you're "inferior" because of your skin color, and Ransom dating you is ruining the "pure blood"

It took all your black panther strength to not smack that child-

Again, otherwise, you are very liked.

They first thought you were a sex worker being paid to pretend to be his girlfriend

"Are you his sugar baby? How much does he pay you? I'll give you triple if you convince him to leave with you right now-"

Actual shock when you keep showing up to family gatherings with him,

Like, oh, I guess he actually managed to catch one?

Okay, let's get real real.

NSFW AHEAD

Guy has an impeccable sex drive

Like, he's a horny son of a bitch all the time, all day, 24/7.

Sex everyday, sometimes two or three times. Sometimes all day tbh shhh

We don't stan but he definitely made you get on Birth control so he could cum inside you (if you're a person with a vagina)

He L O V E S when you go down on him. He will worship you for a whole week of you give him a good blowjob.

Oh, he's really fucking good at giving head, too.

Perfect sloppiness, really, really, really good at fingering, holds your hips down with such a firm grasp- ugh

(Definitely fingers you in public)

Fucks rough for sure. Never soft and sweet. He doesnt know of the word. Who is she?

After sex, he's definitely a kisser

You'll lay in bed kissing for hours after

Does not cuddle tho. Maybe holds hands. Maybe a lil' face nuzzle, but he likes his own personal space in your shared bed.

His and her side pillows that he bought out of spite bc you didnt get the space invasion bullshit he constantly says

Mutters how beautiful you are, how stunning your body is.

He just loves to touch you. Not in a cute, fluffy way, but in a "you're mine, these soft thighs are mine" way.

He might have to work harder to leave hickeies on your skin, but oh boy, he's gonna fucking leave them EVERYWHERE.

Let's all have a gentle reminder that Ransom is a dick, though. Through and through.

He picks stupid fights and never let's it go,

Struggles to communicate through anything else that isnt sarcasm,

Definitely needs to be reminded to not look at other people's asses,

"Baby, what the fuck. You have the best ass right in front of you-"

But he does really care for you,

He wouldn't ever admit how much he loves you.

Like, he would die if you died. He wouldnt be able to breathe.

Honestly, power couple of the century. The flavor is immaculate.

[kewltie]

i think about how Bakugou's rescue failed & bakugou get brainwashed to be part of the league in a winter soldier-esque scenario but in the haze of torture, there's a boy w/ green eyes who haunts him. so when deku & he meet again, it brings forth conflicting feelings to the surface. when they meet again after so many years (bakugou brainwashing was slow and systemic bc he fought it off desperately) w/ deku a hero & he a killing machine for the league, it's absolutely heartbreaking for deku to find his childhood friend is alive but not all there.

but!! even when bakugou had no memories & only care about his orders, he never let go of the image green eyes boy who had kept him sane through his torture, carrying it w/ him thru every mission. his deku acts as a voice & conscience, crying for every death in his place. he acts as bakugou's voice & conscience even tho bakugou can't always hear it or obey it. in the cold brutal storm of his world, that deku is his only peace ever granted to him so meeting the real deku is so jarring that it stirs something in him. a memory. something lost.

they underestimate how deku is the source of all his emotional turmoil even pre-brainwashing, & now it's even worst bc he had lost everything except this green eyes ghost who followed him everywhere, lingering just on peripheral but his presence is enough of an anchor for bakugou. so meeting the actual & not ghostly remnants of the green eyes boy, it triggers a break in his programming & he knows he can't kill deku rn not when is the key to it all!! so bakugou defected from the league & go rogue but isnt siding w/ the heroes either. he cant trust anyone. not when his consent & trust was constantly violated in the past, he doesnt ever want to be some thoughtless machine again  but he cant leave deku completely alone not when so many villains want him dead so he quietly watches & protect deku as a looming dark specter.

everytime deku runs into trouble or find himself cornered his shadowy knight appeared to save him. & is funny bc bakugou thought he'd lost all his humanity alongside his memories but seeing deku being reckless w/ himself makes him soooo angry that it broke his indifference shell lol. bakugou never met a more stupid & careless hero who put his skin on the line for everybody else but not himself and he just get so mad about it!! doesnt deku knows that he is /his/, how important he is to bakugou reclaiming of himself so why the fuck does he keep endangering himself!! by carefully stalking, monitoring, deku, bakugou is slowly regaining a lil bit of himself at a time bc deku is the /trigger/. and that's how izuku finds himself accidentally taming one of the most formidable weapons that was in the league's by being his dumbass self.

it starts small, bakugou only appearing when he's in trouble so sometimes deku push himself too far & get more risky in hoping to see bakugou. this get to the point where bakugou get so bloody mad over it bc he didnt just saved deku's ass yesterday to have him died on him today, you fucking twit. then it's bakugou dropping by deku's apartment when he isnt there bc there's something about his presence that calms all the whitenoise in bakugou's throbbing head. even his lingering scent, cast all over his room & seeped into his furniture, is enough to calm him down.

izuku knows he has an invited guest breaking into him room occasionally bc he starts to leave food out & lil notes like, "thanks for helping us out today at Z ward", "I hope you still like curry", "did you sleep well?", and, "it's cold tonight, stay warm."

izuku would go home & find nothing out of place, the note is still on the table where he left it seemingly untouched. he doesnt get ever get a reply but the notes always have creased on them like someone had hold it too tightly in their hands and read it a hundred times. it's just enough to make deku feels stupidly happy, until one day he finds something hastily scribbled underneath his words, "not enough spice, put some actual fucking elbow grease into your cooking. how am i supposed to eat this horseshit?"

[skold]

alright fine here’s the fuckin punk house au summary

putting under a cut for length/content

abandon hope all ye who enter here for there is rpf, genderbends of both the cisswap and the trans variety, some recreational drug use, and one (1) underage character beyond the veil

so anyway punk house. it’s a house. there’s SO MUCH STUFF in the house and there’s only really 3 bedrooms but 5 people live there.

it’s kinda tim centric ig and tim is a trans guy who makes zines and is into vulture culture. got a lotta cool dead stuff. he’s like 28 and chris is his boyfriend who is cis and like 22. he’s basically just a shitty baby goth like when he was all greasy during infamous era. chris works at a gas station and tim works at the local goth store/piercing studio/head shop. chris has his own shitty studio apartment because tim doesn’t want chris to actually move in cuz he’s got a loft bed and doesn’t wanna sacrifice floor space to get a real bed that actually fits both of them comfortably. they do definitely cram into the loft bed when chris stays over but chris whacks his head a lot.

corey and jim are dating also but they don’t technically share a room bc corey’s a fucking animal. jim’s a trans girl and she’s also a witch and super crust punk and her love for corey is secondary to her truck which is an old beater from like he early 70s she fixed up. she works on bikes and cars at the local garage and is generally just super grunge butch knockoff jerry cantrell ass. think pre-slipknot long hair jim y’know. corey is gnc and a disaster. he’s a nuisance y’know. his “bedroom” is basically just a closet. mostly hangs out with paul whose room is just a converted living space kinda room right by the front door and paul is the local pansexual polyam mess. he has a bad habit of leaving his door open and half the house sees the genital configuration of whoever he’s hooking up with. his actual boyfriends are sid and #3 chris. shawn’s the token cishet cryptid nobody ever sees him and he has multiple locks and deadbolts on his bedroom door. he’s an artist apparently. nobody knows what the fuck his problem is.

uhhhh ricky is 17 and a baby trans and has a fat crush on justin who is chris’s co-worker at the gas station. and chris is like justin i s2g if u even LOOK at lil man sideways i’ll smear yr brain across the commissary. they’re def dating the second ricky turns 18 tho. and justin’s like 20 so it’s not actually weird. ricky’s mom drops him off everywhere all the time. ryan’s the pet heterosexual of the bunch and they keep him around cuz he drives and has the weed hookups. all the smokers roast him cuz he vapes and every time he gets a new cart jim has to try it so she can roast him adequately

uh what else lemme think. chris is xvx still and tim is the shittiest vegan on earth he’s just like yeah there was cheese on this pizza but i peeled it mostly off so it’s basically vegan now. jim’s ig profile picture is her truck and she does stick n pokes and taught tim how to do them. tim tattooed RAT QUEEN on her ass. john’s tim’s ex from before tim transitioned and she’s a cis mostly-lesbian who’s a stripper/escort who knows paul cuz he’s the bartender at the club she works at and she got tim the room in the first place. tim has a SMOKE GRASS EAT ASS patch on his battle vest but he doesn’t even rly smoke weed that often. he just keeps a pack of papers on hand and has like one rly stupid piece like a jack o lantern bong or a hand pipe that looks like worm on a string. when ricky got his first T shot his mom dropped him off at the house afterwards and tim ran out into the driveway with two cans of silly string spraying it all over him and screaming LIL MAN GOT THE DICK JUICE!!! and jim was just like “welcome to hrt hell just wait till yr genitals start doing weird shit here’s a congratulatory cigarette don’t tell chris”. the one time chris has seen shawn shawn took one look at him and said “you look like you’re into latex and eating ass” and chris just looked at tim like HOW DOES HE KNOW. sometimes shawn pays sid money to be involved in his “experimental art projects” but sid always comes rolling out bleeding and looking well fucked and everyone’s just like I Pretend I Do Not See It. jim and tim do a lot of leftist vandalism/graffiti and minor property destruction like knocking over those stupid scooters for anarchy reasons. chris has kind of a lot of instagram followers cuz he’s hot and does makeup lewks. paul has pissed in the fountain outside the local mexican restaurant so many times they were forced to remove it.

tagging so i can add to this later if anything needs to be added lmao

[coolgirl]

Jason expert rate Jason’s designs

sorry for being late i was busy with school but now i’m free so to celebrate. jason indulgence.

pre-crisis not robin

very cute. i like that it has a lil more of flair to it? the collar and the lines on the gloves and the shorter cape.. also love it has pants. king rlly king. wonder if they already knew he was gonna be robin anyways or if they were still considering nightbird. anyways, 8/10 bc its cute

pre & post-crisis robin (bc its basically the same)

i mean its a classic.. however it reminds me jason was the only robin who was simply given dick’s clothes rather than like. have an unique look? which sucks. 7/10 middle child syndrome is REAL

post-crisis robin (winter edition)

OKAY NOW THIS. i absolutely love. is it tacky? oh yes without a doubt. i still love the pants and the sleeves. finally winter clothes for this child, especially considering his new titans scene where he was bitching about the costume not being snow proof. he got what he wanted! 9/10

new 52/rebirth costume by

EPIC. IDC I LOVE IT.the circles on his arms and his boots.. the lines on his legs.. i just love it. i love the red mask too… it feels.. not more unique, but feels more jason-y than the other costume. 10/10

NOW. onto older stuff

hush

as u can see im VERY confusion about the pouches and the straps?? why??? whats the purpose.. generally its fine. the white strand moved a nation and i think the chest piece is cool, but everything else.. uglee. like the long as hell jacket and him looking 40 years old like why r u 19 looking like fifty? ugly white man. 5/10

winicks/utrh version

LITERALLY A CLASSIC. i love this costume sooo much. like jason obviously grew out of it, as in it wouldnt make sense for him anymore to go with something like this as his main costume because i feel like this fit the utrh mood (him not veing a vigilante/hero/villain whatver but trying to be a mob boss n shit) and it just. fucks. i love the helmet just being plain with no stupid mouth or nose shape. i simply love it. 10/10

nigthwing

its just. its just the nightwing costume. didnt even try he just stole that from dick. he still rocks it and looks better than dick, and u gotta give him points for accessorizing with his dagger. 7/10

red robin 

im not. a big fan of this costume.. i think the cowl is ugly, it just does not work for someone as big as jason… however i do like why he took this mantle and what it meant.. 6/10 no words head empty. 

oh brother. furryman

ITS SUCH AN UGLY COSTUME. muzzle batman walked so muzzle red hood could run. its just. ugly like ugly. i dont like the ears or again the muzzle or whatever the hell is going on in the arms.. its just so edgy. 5/10

WANNA KNOW WHAT A SEXY EVIL BATMAN COSTUME LOOK LIKE?

Injustice 2 batman

I2 HAD IT IN THE BAG BABY. i like that its like classic batman costume but again! with some jason touches! the red eyes, the electric tiddies making a comeback.. epic genuinely epic. 10/10

and if ur not into evil jason

100% dad ‘i have my life figured out’ batman jason 

just like the nightwing costume this is just. batman costume. nothing special or different from it so its like did u even try? BUT in this scenario it actually means smth that he stuck to bruces costume.. sweet.. but boring. 7/10

speaking of. evil ugly designs. ugh i hate this.

this motherfucker

ive never. ever. felt as humiliated by a costume than thetime jason wore this. like MORTIFYING RLLY. its DISGUSTINGGG. the helmet shape. the fucking WHITE. the SKULL PLEASE WHO DESIGNED THIS WHO HATES ME IN PARTICULAR SO MUCH??? THIS MAN DOES NOT FUCK! HES UGLY! HE STINKS!!!! the red guns are epic that much i can say. LOOK AT THOSE PANS GOD ITS SO HUMILLIATING. 0/10 WORST COSTUME EVER.

HOWEVER. winick and the artist spun GOLD from it, because next time jason wore possibly my favorite costume to date

this motherfucker…2!

like look how much better it looks with a little of swag.. the helmet without eyes.. the belts.. the fucking leather jacket.. keeping the red guns/gloves.. like seriously i dont know a better man. the skull is still awful and i wouldve replaced the white for black and MWAH best costume. like the black part at the top make it all red and the white make it black.. god this jason fucks massively i love him. 11/10 my favorite by a landslide perhaps

new 52/rebirth red hood

OKAY I KNOW theyre slightly different (rebirth has shorter sleeves and a more padded look) but to me its like. same thing. okay i think its.. fine. its not phenomenal but its not ugly.. i like the brown jacket more than the black jacket i have to admit, its more distinctive and i simply like the color more, however i do not.. like jason having the bat symbol.. but thats also a me thing about how badly written this is. anyways. the helmet with the mouth disgusts me and everytime its drawn like that its humilliating. like. 7/10. maybe 7+. when it has the mouth or like nose ANY FACIAL EXPRESSION RLLY its a 5. 

wingman

oh i absolutely despise that helmet. he looks like fucking. terminator. its the ugliest shape ive ever seen and the visor is.. huge. i dont like the shoulder pads either idk what the fuck its going on with the thing around his neck either.. like hes. knockout batman and i HATEEE IT. damians costume slaps tho. i just… its… ugly. like.. 3/10. 

get damian back arc red hood costume

oh im a HUGE fan of this design.i love how his costume is designed in a way thats like. if jason was a dnd character he absolutely would be a tank. the padding, the red undertones everywhere, i just.. love it. i like how all the costumes were done to reflect their personalities you know.. i like this robin red hood hybrid. 9/10 would even say 10/10 bc i just enjoy how gleason draws jason.

red hood/arsenal costume

its like. i dont hate it completely (i love the way the hood+helmet looks) and thats.. yeah thats pretty much all i like about it. i HATEEEE the vest i hate it fr.i hate how huge the sumbol is and idk this costume just does not spark joy. 5/10

outlaw costume

okay this one. this one drives me insane. because like. okay i dig parts of it. i like the lack of sleeves. i like the gloves thingies. i like the hood. i could get aboard him ditching the helmet - it breaks all the damn time anyways. i like the stripes on his pants in the boots. ALL SEPARATE? NEAT. now i hate. hate. the muzzle. like WHY IT LOOKS SO UGLYYY LIKE SO UGLY like unless the artist GETS IT and is SEXY it looks awful. look at this

AWFUL. also like it made sense for when he was on the run and he had to make do and assemble a costume from what he had but like now hes sponsored by lex, get that man a goddamn new suit already please. anyways. 6/10.. like i said i like many elements from it but its still.. kinda ugly all together and depends A LOT on the artist.

three jokers

im torn on this one.. i think its a bit boring.. i dont rlly like the top part, it reminds me SOO much of that one tt issue where he beat the fuck out of tim while wearing a robin costume like i understad the implications of him wearing a costume thats similar to the robin blouse but im not a big fan.. also i prefer the brown leather jacket. its like not his worst costume by far but not the best.. like pretty basic?  i would say 6/10

NOW SOME AUS.

tiny titans & lil gotham

okay these two are like. pretty much the canon versions of robin and red hood HOWEVER they both have details that are different from the original version and DESERVE a mention. the curls on robin jason and jasons red gloves/belt are ICONIC. whoever designed them knew what they were about, so 10/10 best bapy jason.

arkham knight

does the person who designed this know how much theyve done for the lgbt community? i hope they do. i love.. a lot about this costume. i love the ears, i love how techno it is, i love the layers to it.. im.. not a big fan of the whole military thingy but i have to admit that applying it to the design itself is kind of neat.. i love the colors too and how.. practical it is while being. well. kinda dramatic? the whole bat aesthetic.. yeah. i love it. 9/10

arkham red hood

this one.. when u think about it the outlaw version is VEEERY similar to this one: the pants, the hood, the jacket eve. however i like this helmet so much more, i have a weakness for eyeless (??) helmets.. i like the little details of it as well, i remember that pic going around of it being held together with like. fuckign stitches and bandaids. legendary. i love this look, i would say 9+/10

injustice 2 jason

okay gonna go ahead and say it: not a big fan of the helmet. it looks like.. a bug? the lenses do not spark joy. this bitch has many styles and like toners etc and i will no rate them all. i think its a pretty basic design, not the best but not the worst either. like if it was an exam i would make them pass but make faces at what im reading like eeehhhgh. 7/10.

hag jason

middle one is like literally, on the outside and superficial level, just. his usual costume. the jacket and the grey kevlar and the bat. now the gloves are sexy as hell.. and in the whit ebackground one u can appreciate the under costume better and i really like it?? i just.. like the design. I HATE HOWEVER the bat helmet. WHY IS IT HOLLOW?? BITCH HELLO?? AND THE BATMAN SYMBOL DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! and i like things making sense!!!. we will not talk about jason in this book. like.. 8/10. maybe 9 if im feeling it.

hag jason 2: the hagger and the furious

hes just.. a little old man.. he cannot change this.. i like this design. i like seeing jason grow old. wish it wasnt in this context. my father rlly. 8/10

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am i forgetting any jays.. i wont do all animated robins because they all look the same and the one that doesnt i do not like. SO HERES my thoughts..

[trans-axian-archive]

yah this is another motorcycle au post what about it (first post / revisions / wangxian [au art] / trans things!!):

- everyone thinks wei wuxian must listen to a bunch of punk music but that's like.... 15% of his music taste. wei wuxian sits there in his leather jacket and his ripped jeans and big stompy boots with his headphones in looking like he's listening to like. the clash but really he's got britney spears blasting into his ears

- on the other hand everyone thinks lan wangji listens to Exclusively classical music which Is a good deal of his music taste but half the time he just listens to sad folk music and cries

- jiang cheng Refuses to admit it but he LOVES shitty pop music and sappy love songs

- wei wuxian Does not brush his teeth. he just doesn't. he won't do it. lan wangji brushes his teeth the recommended two times a day. everyday. when they start dating lan wangji refuses to kiss wei wuxian unless he brushes his teeth and wuddya know the next day wei wuxian is an avid tooth brusher

- I know it doesn't Really make sense with the way this au is set up (wwx riding a motorcycle because he loses his license) but I'm the god of this universe and I've decided that the hilarity of the wen remnants all riding motorcycles far outweighs logic and world building consistancy

- perhaps I'm saying this for the simple fact that I own the same shorts, perhaps I'm saying it because I'm obviously correct, but wei wuxian has a pair of booty shorts that say "fuck the cistem" on the ass

- the version of having low cultivation in this universe is being a really shitty driver.... nie huaisang has a cute little green bicycle that he rides everywhere

- I know that in canon jiang yanli has low cultivation but I think that's stupid sexist mxtx brainrot that doesn't make any sense so in my au shes an Excellent driver :^)

- even tho jiang fengmian and madam yu are good and loving parents in this au, they Are constantly busy and rarely have time to do Family Things so jiang yanli still ends up taking care of her brothers a lot

- jiang yanli loves her brother Of Course and is very sweet and nurturing towards them but don't forget that in canon she still teases them and jokes around with them! she's not just a doting sister! she has personality beyond taking care of others n I wanna push that even more in this au!! she likes to tease them in silly itty bitty ways that go under everyone else's radar but her brothers immediately pick up on and start banter with her about that Nobody Else Understands

- wei wuxian and jiang yanli 100% team up on jiang cheng to tease him and he's outraged about it every time

- wen ning and wei wuxian are Constantly getting into stupid best friend antics. no one expects it from wen ning at first cuz he's the Shy Gentle Kid but within a few months of him being friends with wei wuxian they know he's a little bastard

- I said before that they become friends when wei wuxian saves wen ning from falling down a ditch on a field trip but the first time they Meet is when wen ning is like,,, working on... idk Some school thing and wei wuxian is like hey you're really good at that!! and helps him with a part he's confused about

- wei wuxian is always keeping wen ning safe/stopping people from bullying him and it's not because wen ning can't take care of himself, wei wuxian just knows he doesn't like confrontation or hurting others But if someone hurts someone he loves and cares about wen ning will Not hesitate to throw a punch

- when wei wuxian becomes pals with wen qing both his siblings are crushing Hard and he has to be like guys do not make my friendship with her weird Do Not jiang cheng she is a junior jiang cheng

- jiang yanli is bisexual and she has Two hands... she can date both jin zixuan And wen qing....

- when jiang yanli and wen qing start dating wei wuxian goes to wen qing like don't you dare tell me weird shit about my sister alright so whenever she wants to annoy him she'll be like "I was making out with yanli the other day and-" and he'll just run away covering his ears

- similarly jiang yanli will try to talk about wen qing and wei wuxian will be like UGH STOP THATS MY BEST FRIEND. he thinks she just wants to talk about it with someone which is at first true but after the 3rd time she's just 100% teasing him

- wei wuxian gives them both a very half hearted shovel talk like "please don't hurt her I love you both :(("

- his talk with jin zixuan involved a lot more open threats of violence and jiang cheng, who decided to join for extra measure, telling him that he knows how to snap someones neck

- the timeline of this au goes like this: the first lil part of the plot where everyone meets/becomes friends happens in freshman year, but wen qing, lan xichen, jiang yanli, jin zixuan, and nie mingjue are all juniors at this time (and they're all pals cuz I think that's cute and silly). wen chao and jin guangyao are sophomores because they have annoying entitled sophomore energy, and mo xuanyu becomes a freshman the next year. wei wuxian loses his license at the beginning of his sophomore year (once again I know that's not how licences work but let me have this), and gets into the accident in the middle/end of the same year, wakes up in junior year, and starts dating lan wangji in senior year