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the realization that a 03 leosagi child could be a dragon-bunny hybrid hit me like a derailed freight train a few days ago


i do not know her name or anything else all i know is that her fam is as surprised and awed by her as i am
also that mikey needs a refresher on how biology works

#my art#tmnt#03 tmnt#tmnt leonardo#miyamoto usagi#tmnt leosagi#katanashipping#i love these dumb sword gays sm#here have a child#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt donatello#tmnt raphael#leo lays eggs every like idk 6mo to a year or so after hitting adulthood but no one ever thought any of them would or could be fertile#but don likes to study them sometimes cos yanno#theyre all living medical and biological mysteries#so any oportunity to learn anything at all is worth examining#and just this once#genetics leaned dragon rather than turtle#and while rabbit + turtle = nothing (cos reptiles and mammals)#dragons meanwhile are enough to make all known laws of logic and biology take a quick hike#so rabbit + dragon =?????#i dont intend to actually do anything with this idea i just wanted to draw what a rabbit dragon turtle might look like#also i have no idea how she stands or walks#not that she wouldnt be able to i just have no clue what itd look like#well when shes small shes prolly like the ferrets in the idw comic#but when shes grown???? idk man#does she slither? does she float? does her arms and legs start being like reasonably proportioned?..#who knows!! u decide!!!#shed be such a cute and clumsy toddler tho#(maaay have watched too many @/leafystreet shorts abt his baby geckos. his lil 'hi! welcome to the world!' as they hatch fucking gets me ok
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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honestly my mother was a huge champ about her eight-year-old asking to be bought an unabridged edition of the Odyssey for a birthday present, and then she was an equally huge champ about reading her eight-year-old the unabridged Odyssey as a bedtime story and pausing every four lines to define something for me, and let me just say that I have fucking TREASURED the opportunity to reverse that old tradition by more or less forcing her to sit on my couch and listen to Epic and pause it every four lines for my dissertation
#epic the musical#classics#the odyssey#odysseus#look this is everything you need to know about me as a child#firm shoutout to my mother having handled this whole character arc with aplomb#i read percy jackson several years after this. to clarify. i was a little freak is what i am saying.#i also subjected my in-laws to my Odyssey Thoughts while they were here for christmas#to be honest i do not think they expected me to have a 20 minute speech locked and loaded#but again: they were great sports#incredibly convenient of my child self to have dubbed odysseus their blorbo because now i sound fantastically well educated#when in reality this is EXACTLY the same as me talking for 20 minutes about the animorphs#fuckin gottem
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Dick was 100% the worst kid Bruce had to deal with, but he turned out such a well adjusted adult (relatively) that no one believes Bruce when he tries to explain the absolutely unholy terror that was pre-teen Dick Grayson.
#Clark: come on Bruce I think you’re being a little dramatic here! dick’s great!#Bruce: you were there clark. you weren’t there#and whenever Jason calls Dick the golden child Bruce has to physically hold himself back from screaming bc Dick was NOT THE GOLDEN CHILD#HE WAS A ONE CHILD REIGN OF TERROR#Bruce would raise literally any other Robin again then have to go through Dick’s adolescences again#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#jason todd#tim drake#chaotic dick grayson#dick grayson silly
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SHHH… ma’s looking for you!
#artists on tumblr#original art#art#digital art#heavypaint#my art#character design#cover art#original character#i have an idea for a short comic with these ladies#knowing me it won’t ever be finished but let’s hope i’ll do something about it#martyfive’s left hand drawings#writing letters with my left hand is still more challenging than anything else#but here they almost look like a child wrote them and that’s quite fitting
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Average arcane act 2 experience </3

#arcane#jayvik#caitvi#Isha arcane#all these doomed gays (+a child) 😭#I dunno if we’ll recover from this one fellas#riot you have a lot to fix here#i’m watching you 🫵 :’)#Sam rambles
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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀
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#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#my art#emma dupain cheng#emma agreste#(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg#she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity#emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma#and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her#/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year#but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time#and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b#being pulled from school#and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams#and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for#(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed#and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie#and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything
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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus
watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫
(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks#they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board#carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order#meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am
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oh sweetheart...
#pokemon#giratina#arceus#poke mythos#anthro#reconciliation? whos to say it ever comes#giratina pressing its head into arceus' hands like a touch hungry dog. poor thing#arceus is lamenting mistakes here. can it have its child back? can this work? can we start again?#NOT SHIP i thought i did not need to say this
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so i recently watched all the sonic movies
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#miles tails prower#maria robotnik#its here that i admit that if not for cringe culture i could have been a sonic kid growing up#i had sonic heros and sonic 06 on the gamecube when i was a wee lad and sonic was my first fictional baby crush that i remember#its always held that little special place in my heart and ive admired the worked from afar for a long time#but i think now im getting invested enough in the franchise that i might actually look into it more#the movies gave me that push i think i wanted honestly#and now i can show my inner child the funny little drawings i can now do of hedgehogs kissing#YEAH THATS RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. STAY TUNED FOR THAT SHIT#moon art
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Who is this sassy lost child?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#a-yuan#A-Yuan knows how to to utilise his big wet eyes to get treats. What a little legend.#The crowd comments about LWJ being 'daddy' and WWX being 'the mother' are a little too 'fan-service bait' for me.#So I am personally reimagining it as another layer of 'misinterpretation of a more complex situation' commentary.#I like how the different styles of interacting with children WWX an LWJ exhibit say so much about their own childhoods.#We - human beings in the real world - take two lessons from how we were parented: What we valued and what we wish we had.#LWJ leaning into indulgence is him pushing back against his own childhood of asceticism. It's something he didn't have - so he gives it.#WWX on the other hand has been *so* defined by his drive to indulge. And here he is the restrictor!#It takes a bit more to see what's going on here. The factors are not singular.#but to keep it in theme with LWJ; I'd propose it is partly his way of establishing structure when he did not have it as a child.#Both approches are a way of saying 'I didn't have this and I wish I did.'#With LWJ it's pretty obvious why...but WWX? What is at your core? What is your regret towards a lack of restriction?#Or...What benefit do you think it gives this child to learn the harsh lessons of going without?#Did it make you strong when you were a child? Do you think it is just the nature of the world and we all must learn it?#How we interact with children is such a fascinating topic to delve into our psychology and neuroses.#In a more light hearted turn of topic:#WWX confirmed to be 'person taking the car to the drive through to order one black coffee for himself' on the triangle spectrum.#LWJ is saying 'we have food at home' as he is opening his wallet ready to order for everyone.#(Technically this is comic 213 but yippee! We are in the 200's now! Thank you all so much for reading and cheering me on!)
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FNAF Cassidy knows how to “help” Michael Afton
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#fnaf cassidy#fnaf crying child#evan afton#fredbear plush#golden freddy#fnaf#fnaf 4#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#CASSIDY MENTIONED 🔥🔥#peeps have been asking if I’d ever draw Cassidy so here’s your answer!#CC and Cassidy just watch Michael fighting for his life#and like have a casual conversation about it pff#Cassidy also isn’t as forgiving as cc she wants to end Michael#this is why Golden Freddy jumpscare are rare cc talks Cassidy out of it BAHAH#designing Cassidy was fun too I especially like the way I did her hair#they are ghost besties your honour 💛
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this is so funny like im cracking tf up... the cocky son of color thinking that he can call his mother by her first name, and getting eyebrow raised into submission? many such cases
#its just such a classic child of color experience. no i am NOT calling my parents by their first names. don't be crazy. what am i? white?#damian killing me here like cmon man. i KNOW you have house training. act like it brother.#damian wayne#talia al ghul#now reading...#robin: son of batman
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There’s a very easy way to get around the fact that Assad is unable to pass for a teeenager if the show wants to adapt TVA and that’s to rely on the theme of unreliable narration. Armand begins retelling his history and according to him, he looked like he was in his early adulthood. No older than twenty four, for sure, but also not any younger than twenty. And then, just when the audience has bought it, just when this version of events has been presented as the truth for long enough, someone questions it. Asks if he really looked like that. Asks if he’s being honest with himself. And for the briefest moment, we flashback to Amadeo, the age he was when Marius first saw him. Beaten, shackled, afraid. And undeniably a child.
#allows you to have a TVA storyline where an age appropriate performer is acting it all out#since we CANNOT have Armand’s story portrayed by an actual child#but you just know Armand imagines himself as an adult. he blames himself. he was grown he had agency#but the truth is he was a child. a child who was abused and assaulted and forced to endure horror on horror#and this way you get the story AND the impact of ‘oh. you were a child. this happened to you and you were a child’#and you know he’s lying but this time it’s sympathetic to him. he lies because he has to#because admitting the truth will just shatter him#and I don’t think it should be Daniel to say ‘that’s not true. is it?’#(personally I think it should be Louis. who knows him so incredibly well. and that can be the place for forgiveness#for a reminder that Armand is horrible because of the horrors. and Louis accepting that and being properly let in for the first time.#77 years but only now and here is when I properly see you. and now we can love each other right.)#iwtv#interview with the vampire#Armand#tva#the vampire armand
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I was showing a friend some of your art bc she's a biiiig ole furry (and she showed one of HER friends which is cool) I was trying to show her those drawings of Machete dying his fur black in his Rebellious Phase, but tumblr search is utterly useless. Does anyone have the link to them? 👀 Supplimenting my request with boundless positivity for your art. God I love those two.
This one? (original post)
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I feel the need to say: this is an au, I am not justifying any of Jimmy's actions. Just because someone had it bad in the past doesn't mean they can take it out on others. Violence brings violence, etc. I am just exploring a character I find interesting. He's still an abusive, awful man that should be held accountable for everything he's done. It's for the Childhood friends au.
#child abuse tw#implied violence#mouthwashing au#jimmy mouthwashing#copilot jimmy#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#i cant believe i have to explain it but i know some people here are quick to point fingers and accuse people of some bs#doodles
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