#her mom is so pretty i can't

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[existencebringsonlypain]

ok I understand prettiness in theory. now someone please explain what makes a person ugly

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Lucifer: I will woo this hot goth girl with the power of my dirty combat boots, this snake ring, and also by not talking to her or even looking in her direction

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Here's a sketch of the wip commission piece (drawn by @slightly-gay-pogohammer) that I plan on posting once it's done! 💕

Either titling it, "Witch hunter Mi/lf Hunter" or "He went from witch hunter to mi/lf hunter" because yes and both are true. ✅

Based on these au headcanons by @livvychoclate.

I've been very normal about this rare pair.

[natjennie]

anyone else out here a middle child saddled with eldest daughter responsibilities?

[pardonmydelays]

i had so much fun last night omg

[doueverwonder]

idk why but I love the idea of somewhere being 'too quiet' to sleep. I've been trying to write Liesl when she first leaves Vienna and moves to Vaduz and that is her first line in a letter to Roderich (after pleasantries) "Vaduz is deathly quiet compared to Vienna, I can't sleep without the ambiance of the city". She goes to visit Bern, and for the first time in years sleeps well. She gets used to how quiet Vaduz is eventually, but it takes awhile.

[coquelicoq]

my criteria for a hairstyle that fits with my lifestyle

fast. ideally should take no more than 5 minutes to execute, but 10 minutes is acceptable.

robust. it needs to stay in place (ideally without product, though this is waived when my hair is in the like 2-3" range), including overnight.

keeps hair out of my face. i hate getting hair in my face. that's where my eyes are!

good weight distribution. let's not be adding to my neck strain any more than necessary.

optional but not required: doesn't get in the way of wearing a baseball cap. this isn't possible for hairstyles that pile hair on top of my head or for styles that use product, so it's a nice bonus rather than a criterion.

there aren't a ton of styles that fit these criteria and i do tend to do the same exact thing for months at a time. creativity is for people who like to put in some effort. i mostly like to sleep.

[mofffun]

Takano Minato I just want to talk

[starrysmiling]

[fic] one step at a time

Fern has fucked it up. Badly. Well, okay. Yeah. He kissed Jax. There's a lot of things to unpack there.

T-rated | 20.1k words | posted 26/01/24

jax / fern (male player), fern & mom | major cameos: fresia (female player), ace (rival), melony

fern character study, pov 2nd person, emotional hurt/comfort, relationship/feelings navigating

read here

[guinevereslancelot]

just wrapped the first christmas present of the year ❤️

[queenerdloser]

whiplash conversation with my mom where she told me of her own volition that she plans to vote harris in november (she's republican) bc "no one likes trump" and she also admitted he was basically incoherent and untrustworthy (in the past she's admired him). which then turned into her saying that she didn't see the big deal about harris being the first female president was and that led into. full on big blowout fight about whether or not the patriarchy exists and if we live in one. i was full on yelling. so enraged i was near tears. all while fucking DRIVING. jesus christ.

[veunho]

Playing Elnea kingdom as if Knights and Scholars are sort of like nobility, and trying to figure out arranged marriages between them (and also my character) on first gen to get the best talent odds on future generations is a NIGHTMARE

[autumnrory]

woooo my niece took 5 of my 13 lego sets, one of which was one of the three larger ones, so that's one huge box out of the way and i'm just glad she wanted them because like they ARE twenty years old and they look fine ofc but sometimes kids aren't gonna want stuff that isn't new and shiny ya know, but she did seem to want everything which would've been fine with me but i knew there was no way they would take all that with them, and at least i still have stuff of my own to sell, plus should get at least a cut of my brother's stuff for doing the inventory and putting together that stuff that wasn't already done

[silverselfshippingchaos]

Man ajsjaksjs I love my fankids so much

[smile-files]

oh yeah no shade to anyone's headcanons and stuff (personally i've seen a lot of reeeeally cute and well-made art about it!!!) but i'm not really all that fond of the idea of test tube having kids. with fan or otherwise. she just doesn't seem like the type to me