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i find it really funny that barton's the one driving when chelmey's always comparing him to a child. he puts his stupid toddler at the wheel because he's too busy sulking
#melonposting#professor layton#also lutias' timeline mentioned barton being 27 in one of the main series games#which makes it sort of absurd then for his hair to be all gray in layton brothers mystery room#it's only been like 20 years?? you're not that old dude
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Harmony Melons 馃槶鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
OC belongs to @xenogiri
#small artist#red hair#not my oc#cute oc#huge natural melons#watermelon#melonposting#cutie pie#illustration#such a cutie
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#work#joke#funny#joke of the day#lol#haha#food#jokes#melons#marriage#fruit#elopement#get it?#haha lol#bad jokes#dad jokes#dumb jokes#food jokes#patient#shout out#laughs#patient engagement#eloping#melonposting#no marriage#cantaloupe#fruity#funny jokes#fruits#cantaloop
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melon man. he spotty like seeds.
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I got a little silly, here鈥檚 a irl basil watermelon fusion

#shitpost#omori basil#omori#watermelon#omori game#art#i tried#cute#cursed#stares#stares into your soul#omori fanart#fanart#melonposting#juicy melons#can鈥檛 wait#opening#basilposting#basil#basil art#basil fanart#video games#game
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ah... for some reason i find the utter mess of lore details and assorted media quite charming. has someone done a professor layton iceberg? and is it good? i wonder how much of the deep stuff i'd know
#melonposting#professor layton#it's so funny. i first just wanted to see playthroughs of all the main games because i wanted to understand the characters' stories well#but then of course you move on to be interested in the anime. and the novels and the manga#and the spinoffs and crossovers and cameos and toys and lost and unlocalized things#and at some point the bizarre behind-the-scenes stuff becomes almost as engaging as the content itself#lutias' site is great. for the timeline of course but also for translations of some of the unlocalized media#i'm so fascinated. the web of layton content becomes a puzzle in itself
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luke?? help??? he's such a jerk to this poor guy
part of why luke is so pissy with jeremy is because he thinks he's bothering layton and essentially mooching off of him (which, one can imagine, is at least a little bit of projection of his own anxieties); this is him being defensive over layton, hence why he's offended by jeremy supposing he could have an apprentice of his own - as if any old schmoe was worthy of one. no, layton was special! luke's his apprentice because layton's worth being a mentor...
#melonposting#professor layton#luke is like nobody would want to be the apprentice of a ratty old freak like you. meanwhile... the professor... <3#luke can be very mean sometimes can't he? at least we know that it's coming from somewhere (not like it excuses anything though)
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guys. i need your opinion of this. because i'm genuinely so confused now
what time period is the professor layton series in?? the prequel trilogy and the main trilogy. when are they supposed to be taking place
i could've sworn one of the games (though i forget which) mentions that someone's been to the moon already which would put them at least in the late 60s into the 70s going by our world's timeline... but i don't know maybe space travel was discovered earlier in this universe???
#melonposting#professor layton#it would be useful if i just had a comprehensive timeline of events in this series so it would be easier to plot things out#but just for the sake of argument... just for funzies...#let's say randall disappeared in 1949#then miracle mask takes place in 1967 (18 years after randall's disappearance in 1949)#and then extrapolating backwards - if luke is 11 and hershel is 35 in miracle mask#then luke was born in 1956 and hershel in 1932#luke is 15 when katrielle is born. so she's born in 1971#he and layton go missing ten years later. that'd be 1981#and then it's another eleven years (when she's 21) that kat has her mystery-solving agency and finds her father and everything. so 1992#(which makes the more modern nonsense we see in her game/anime more plausible)#and just for the heck of it. if we're presuming alfendi is 29 at the same time that katrielle is 21 then he's 8 years older than her#putting his birth year somewhere around 1963#and then... hm... luke is 13 in unwound future. and the explosion in which claire died was said to have happened 10 years prior#so when luke was 3 years old... in 1959#and clive was 13 at that time. exactly 10 years older than luke. so he would've been born around 1946#of course it's hard to pinpoint exact dates when you don't know anyone's birthday or what month a game is taking place in#and of course this is making a ton of assumptions#among other things that the moon landing really did take place in 1969 in this universe#i don't even remember which game mentioned the moon landing! which is annoying!#i think it was unwound future so i tried to have it in the ballpark of 1969 (by placing miracle mask two years prior in 1967)#(going off of luke's ages of 11 in miracle mask and 13 in unwound future as reference of the time passage between them)#at the very least i'm sure the moon landing was referenced somewhere within the prequel or main triologies#so unwound future is the last game it could've been mentioned in. so either it takes place in 1969 or an earlier game in the timeline does#but i'm willing to allow for the moon landing to have taken place before 1969 in the laytonverse. their technology is very weird after all#if i place it somewhere earlier in the 60s then the dates can be pushed back. and this fic i'm reading would be totally canon-compliant!#cuz it describes angela & henry 5 years after randall's disappearance being somewhere in the 1940s#which would only be possible if the moon landing takes place earlier for the dates to be pushed back that far#(of course a minor decade discrepancy does nothing to ruin my enjoyment of the fic. i just think it would be nice to make it all work out)
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a bunch of clover ships :)
#melonposting#inanimate insanity#ii#ii clover#ii candle#ii cabby#ii suitcase#ii lightbulb#ii test tube#ii paintbrush#ii nickel#they're all very cute to me. especially clover x painty hehe
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it's endlessly fascinating how steve cobs talks about the show just like walkie talkie. he sees all this potential in it as a concept, all the ways it would be better without mephone in the picture, while neglecting the fact that it only exists in any capacity because of mephone. he's treating ii as an abstract entity, even though it's really something mephone created by hand
#melonposting#inanimate insanity#ii#ii spoilers#ii 16 spoilers#ii steve cobs#ii mephone#augh! fascinating fascinating fascinating
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hey guys do you like my house
#melonposting#this isn't a glitch or anything. i just made an all-black design pattern and put it on my clothes and wall and floor
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i am in awe of their tism
#melonposting#welcome home#welcome home julie#welcome home frank#look at them <333#i'm sifting through the pages for cool stuff don't mind me
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luke is so small and sweet... see him climbing up onto the professor's desk to let a bird in from the rain... he's like a little bug or rodent
#melonposting#professor layton#he's so little!!#i can imagine luke sitting on hershel's desk as he works... asking him questions every so foten
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eddie...
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this is terrifying??? what the hell??????
#melonposting#welcome home#welcome home spoilers#why does it just end with them bricking her up in her house??????????????????????? how is that the happy ending#it's so unsettling#still going through the update. this seems to be the main new thing? though i'll look around more
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something interesting i realized while on the vessel-making screen in the deltarune introduction is that it's physically impossible to make kris: there is no hair that perfectly matches theirs (none have the cowlick or the right jagged shape on the bottom), and there is no sweater that perfectly matches theirs (none have a single stripe). this is fascinating, as it perhaps suggest that, if we (the player) had a choice, we *wouldn't* make kris. they aren't something we want, or are even capable of wanting, rather something we're stuck with.
and i suppose the fact that they can't be *created* as a vessel is telling, because we didn't create kris -- they weren't made for us, they're not a player avatar. they're a pre-existing person we just happen to gain possession of.
we weren't made for each other; they don't want us, and we don't seem to want them either (if the inability to choose to create someone like them says anything); funny, then, that in a way we're "soulmates"...
(both pictures are from the deltarune wiki!)
#melonposting#deltarune#deltarune kris#kris dreemurr#deltarune analysis#deltarune theory#kris is such a fascinating person. i want to study them under a microscope#we make them do things they otherwise wouldn't: wonderful things. horrible things.#at the end of the day who will kris be if their actions have been almost entirely us?#what responsibility will they hold for the manipulation and violence we've made them perform?#or what connection will they truly have to the friends we've directed them to make and the good times we've forced them to have?#this is just a random kid at a hard point in their life suddenly directed by an omniscient god with an indecipherable moral compass#kris and the player meant nothing to each other before - but now we hold kris' fate in our hands. we mean everything to them in a sense#and now as we play this game and are compelled by its story - including the things we have kris do - does kris not hold our fate as well?#do they not mean everything to us? (they mean everything to me anyway)#god this game kills me a little bit. god i love it so much
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