#health and fitness exercise theme

[iamsanjeewa]

How to make use of 24 hours to create a planned and ideal body…

Set a fixed time to wake up in the morning

The sympathetic nervous system, which is involved in daytime activities, starts to become active around 4:00 in the morning, and increases in activity from the time you wake up. After reaching its peak during the day, its activity declines from evening to night, and instead the parasympathetic nervous system begins to activate for rest. When these two nerves work in a well-balanced , your metabolism will increase and you will be able to lose weight easily.

■ Exercise while commuting

If you are on a diet, don't hesitate to walk from your house to the station! If you are confident in your physical strength and are energetic, you can walk as much as one station. Even small habits like taking the stairs instead of the escalator can add up to a lot of dust! You can earn a lot of steps and energy consumption just by being conscious.

In addition, try to stand as much as possible in train and bus transportation. While waiting for a train on the platform or when holding on to a strap, try to stand with the awareness of training your balance to strengthen your inner muscles and help burn them.

■ Eat snacks wisely

If you have a lifestyle where there is more than 7-8 hours between lunch and dinner, it is better to incorporate snacks. If there is too much space between meals, it is easy to overeat and eat quickly at the next meal.

If you know that you will be late for dinner, eat about one rice ball in the evening, and then eat salad, soup, or tofu at dinner to make it harder for you to gain weight.

■ Control by diligent self-catering

It can't be helped that there are many opportunities to eat out at work or in private, but it is also important to control so that you have time to cook for yourself if you continue to eat out.

When cooking for yourself, make the most of the taste of the ingredients and use less salt and oil. Also, make sure that vegetables are the main dish and that the main dish is high in protein and low in fat. It is also important to finish dinner at least 3 hours before bedtime.

■ Take care of your sleep

If you use your computer or smartphone beg to bed, it will disturb your sleep.When bright lights at night or light from OA equipment enters the retina, even for a short period of time, the secretion of the hormone melatonin, which controls sleep, is suppressed. At the very least, it's important to start getting ready for bed by spending at least one hour before going to bed under indirect lighting.

Depending on how well you sleep, you will be able to consume energy during the day and get a good rest at night. and help burn them. will increase and you will be able to lose weight easily.

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8 Unique Diet Plans

Weight loss, in the context of medicine, health, or physical fitness, refers to a reduction of the total body mass, due to a mean loss of fluid, body fat or adipose tissue. This can occur due to voluntary causes like diets and exercise, or involuntary causes like undernourishment or illness.

The recommended way to lose weight is to make adjustments to your diet, while simultaneously following a work-out regime. If you do only one of them, it won't show much improvement, as eating right and exercising well go hand in hand.

Some people don't focus much on keeping a proper diet plan and think that only exercising will cause weight loss. But, a diet plan is as important as your work-out regime, as it controls your calorie intake according to the calories burnt, so you can achieve your weight goals faster.

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Your weight loss diet will depend on a number of factors, like your gender, age, work-out plan, your metabolism rate, and more. So, it is recommended that you consult a dietician or a nutritionist rather than relying on other sources, as it won't be effective, and sometimes may even be harmful.

Nevertheless, here are 5 unique diet plans followed by people that you can read about:

1. The Cotton Ball Diet

Yes, you read it right. People go to insane lengths when it comes to weight loss. The cotton ball diet is no less. A person on this diet would ingest cotton balls. Like for real! This strange diet involves soaking up to 4-5 cotton balls in juice before swallowing them in hopes to curb hunger.

Cotton balls may have zero calories and maybe bite-sized, but they have dangerous medical repercussions. To make things worse, this diet can deprive the person of nutrients. In such a state, the skin and hair suffer too.

2. The Cabbage Soup Diet

The cabbage soup diet may not sound as bizarre as the previous diet, but if you like variety, then this diet is definitely not for you.

On this 7-day meal plan, you are bound to lose weight as it is a low-calorie and low-fat diet. But keep in mind, it is low in nutrition too. Not only can it malnourished your body, but it's bland and this makes it harder to stay on this diet, leading to self-doubt and self-hate.

3. The Baby Food Diet

Come on, you aren't a baby anymore. An average woman must consume 1500 calories a day while an average man should consume 2000 calories a day, making this diet plan a bad idea as it not only brings down the normal intake requirements but also lacks in fibers needed for digestion. The baby food diet calls for little to no chewing at all, which can cause dental problems too.

4. Tongue Patch Diet

Don't even think about it! It's one of those scary procedures doctors conduct to make money and promote unhealthy methods of weight loss.

According to ABC news, a doctor in Venezuela has done 800 of these procedures which involves sewing a patch of plastic mesh onto their tongues. The patch makes it difficult to eat or swallow once attached.

The procedure comes with an 800 calorie diet for a day that includes only liquids until the patch comes off.

5. HCG Diet

The HCG Diet has been around for years. Its protocol is a 500 calorie per day diet combined with injections of a drug called Human Chorionic Gonadatropin. This injection is actually a fertility drug which is extracted from pregnant women's urine.

This diet has many supporters but like all crazy diet plans, this one too has side effects - fatigue, irritability, and depression. Not to mention, swelling of the breasts in men.

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[teriri-sayes]

Reactions to Crazier Bastard's Chapter 300 + Author's Note

Brief summary: Game tries to eliminate Cale. Tutorial boss saves Cale. System AI makes a deal with Cale.

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Cale entering the game world was confusing to his ancient powers who were unfamiliar with it. Cale and DA then discuss the possibility that the saint and GoC were related to the game world. But Cale made a mistake here. He should have kept his conversation with DA to himself and not spoken it aloud. 😂

Cale: I think there's a high possibility that they (GoC) are at the center of it. Game: Would you like to use the nickname "I think there's a high possibility that they are at the center of it"? Cale: Damn it. Game: Would you like to use the nickname "Damn it"? #%f@%fd Cale: Huh? Game: $#&*#%System^%error^%^#occurs$%$^ Cale: ???

The game then classified Cale as an unauthorized user and proceeded to eliminate him. Cale thought he was just going to be kicked out, but his meeting with an NPC made him realize that something dangerous might happen if he did not escape here.

The NPC was a demon dressed in aristocratic attire and described as a masculine, "decadent", and handsome man. In Korea, having a "decadent appearance" could mean several things:

Black theme - black hair, black clothes, dark atmosphere

Mature look - sensual or captivating eyes

Gloomy air or drowsy look - dark circles on eyes, uses goth or emo makeup

Some are described to be yandere or have mental health problems

This new NPC fit the black theme definition because he was the Count of Darkness, Lupe II. Cale thought Lupe II had come to attack him, so he tried to defend himself. But Cale and the APs were shocked when he couldn't use any of his powers!

Why? Because Cale was inside a game and was in the process of creating a new account. He still did not have a level or any skills. So he couldn't use any of his "outside" powers inside the game.

Fortunately, Count Lupe II was not an enemy. In fact, he was urgently trying to save Cale from the game which wanted to eliminate Cale. But something seemed to be hindering him from approaching Cale, so Cale had to run just to grab Lupe's hand. 🤣🤣🤣

Game: *tries to eliminate Cale* Cale: Ah, seriously! *runs to reach the demon's hand* Cale: (If I want to survive and not get destroyed, I have to catch that demon's hand!) DA: *scared* Hey, hey! Catch it! Cale, catch it! Shield AP: You should have exercised. Narrator: Cale somehow ran. Yes, his Kim Rok Soo self that contained all of his long years of life experience did. And he believed in the physical talent of Cale Henituse contained within him, in the power hidden within his muscles. Cale: *finally grabs the demon's hand*

Glutton priestess, what? 🤣🤣🤣 Why did you have to bring up Cale's lack of physical exercise? 😂😂😂 And the narration wasn't helping. 🤣🤣🤣 DA though. I noticed this in the past chapters... but wasn't he actually a coward who liked to bluff? DA was always portrayed as someone who loved to dominate people, but in the recent chapters (their encounter with the gods, and now this game), DA kept getting scared easily. 😂 A coward who liked to bluff? Wasn't that CJG? So was DA really CJG? 🤔

Back to the topic, the game's elimination mode was turning everything around them red and having alarms sounding off all the time. The red sky split, and a red hand with vein-like red tubes filled with black liquid descended, trying to grab Cale.

But Lupe II managed to escape with Cale from the red hand, teleporting to his dungeon, Hell of Darkness. It turned out that Lupe II was the tutorial NPC final boss. Befitting his Count of Darkness title, his room was full of dark/black furniture fit for a noble. And despite his dark theme, he was an emotional man who easily cried.

More surprises appeared. Lupe II was an NPC who was aware that he was an NPC and in a game. He knew about the hunters and the world outside the game. It all started when the game's System AI, the one in charge of managing NPCs and giving quests, began acting strange. This led to Lupe II becoming self-aware and gaining outside knowledge. And Lupe II was frustrated because no one knew about the System AI acting strange, even the game developers.

Lupe II was hostile to the hunters, so he almost cried in relief when Cale said he "hunted" hunters. And as if the System AI was watching them, a system window appeared in front of Cale, giving him 2 quests.

[Quest 1. Find the hero with Count Lupe and stop the terrifying @#%&^* god who is trying to destroy this world!] [Quest 2. Please find my 'oppa' with Count Lupe]

In the end, Cale figured out that there were two AI involved here. One was the AI that Ahn Roh Man (ARM) considered as his "hyung", the AI his parents secretly hid in the game and mentioned in previous chapters. The other was the System AI mentioned today, who called ARM's hyung as her oppa because she was an AI created after the first one.

Ooooh... Since Alberu was the "hero", then the System AI was making Cale the "hero's companion" together with Count Lupe. Would Cale meet Alberu soon in the game world? But what happened to her oppa? Did something happen to ARM's hyung?

Cale told the System AI that he would tell her information about her oppa. In exchange, he wanted her to create a user account for him without the knowledge of the hunters. Of course, this wouldn't be TCF if there wasn't comedy... 😂

System AI said she couldn't do that, but because there was a huge update patch coming soon to the game, she sneaked in Cale by making him a half-demon and giving him the account of a... Tutorial Hidden Final Boss NPC. 🤣🤣🤣

Meanwhile, Cale's second group arrived at Exion's place. It had been 6 hours since Cale fainted, according to Raon's timer. Ron was gently smiling while cleaning Cale's bloodstained clothes, and Eruhaben was staring at Cale as if he was a cute grandchild.

Ending Remarks

Why does this chapter feel like an info dump? But I never expected Cale to become an NPC, a hidden final boss at that. 😂 I'm excited to see Alberu's reaction when he meets NPC boss Cale. 🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah, the author posted an Author's Note, celebrating the 300th chapter of Part 2:

Author's Note Greetings, this is Yoo Ryeo Han who doesn't know when Part 2 will end. To celebrate the 300th chapter of Part 2, I bring you this author's note. It seems like only yesterday that I left a note for chapter 200, but it's already chapter 300... Every time I leave a note like this, it feels new and I am grateful. Maybe I'll give my greetings at chapter 400 soon, right? Hahaha! Thank you always for being with us. I will continue to work hard to write this series so that it can be a small joy in everyday life. Thank you. -Yoo Ryeo Han

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NOISETTE THEMED DOODLE DUMP ft. cheesecake and the spouses

copious hazel headcanons under the cut because i can’t help myself

first off: her name is Hazel 👍🏻 ik that’s a common one but it’s literally perfect… canon info to me

her favorite thing to do, besides making experimental food, is actually exercising! she’s an incredibly skilled acrobat and stunt artist, so she needs to be fit for that, but she also just enjoys letting the excess energy out bc she gets really cranky otherwise. she’s toned af and could wipe the floor with you - she doesn’t go around picking fights for no good reason, but if she did… heehee

she has such an unending well of passion for all of her interests that some find her to be too much but she dgaf… she’s unabashedly autistic and does NOT care if you don’t want to hear her infodump about obscure cheeseslime genetics, she will do it anyways

i like to think that, although she is very bubbly, she has an insane morbid streak that catches people off guard. she loves talking about anatomy and gross-out subjects to anyone who can stomach it, and cracks the most fucked up jokes - it’s one of the reasons her and noise get along so well. she is thinking about blood and guts because she thinks it’s interesting!!!! she will give you hyperspecific graphic threats of violence if you make her mad!!! teehee!!

i would put her at like… chaotic neutral but leaning towards good. she has an almost scientific fascination with violence and seeing what kinds of stress a body can take, and doesn’t mind watching shit unfold instead of helping… unless something actually super fucked up is going on (like way past canon typical pizza tower violence), she’s not going to bat for you lol she’s gonna grab a camera and clipboard

her interest in anatomy branches out into a love for biology, medicine and health in general - as much as she loves watching her boyfriend beat the shit out of some chump on live tv, she also loves studying how different creatures work and how to treat injuries. she almost became a doctor! but she didn’t like the rigid schedule and pressure, so she fostered her interest in dance and gymnastics, and went into television as a stunt double instead. that’s actually how she met noise! that’s why they look so much alike - she was told to inquire NTV for a job because of the resemblance. noise thought she was so cool she was asked to be his co-star instead, and they’ve been inseparable ever since.

sometimes she gets tired of the noisette persona, but she does genuinely like theo, so it’s hard. she’s been more busy with this NTV gig (that’s looking more like a full blown career) than she would like, so that’s why she opened her cafe - to do something else for once dammit!! she likes weird shit, food included!!!

i have two shipping scenarios i like, so consider these parallel universes - hazel x vigi, and hazel x vigi x noise

if you don’t like negative takes on the noise relationship i’d recommend skipping to 2 ^_^

1. her relationship with noise deteriorates bc noise can’t accept the fact that hazel doesn’t wanna be noisette all the time! they’re so busy, he barely even makes time for her anymore - he barely even tolerates her! it’s not until vigi comes into the picture that she realizes she doesn’t have to deal w that mess. but it sucks cuz noise isn’t just her bf, but also like!!! a big part of her career!!! and she does genuinely love him but he’s just!!! an uncommunicative ass!!! it culminates in hazel leaving him and crashing at vigi’s farm because fuck it, it’s her life she does what she wants. she will kiss the cheese AND rebuild her tv career, on her own terms this time baybee

2. noise and hazel still have that issue but they actually communicate like adults and fix their relationship problems, so none of that shit happens! happy ending! hazel has her own life and theo actually lets his gf know he loves her! woah! enter vigi, in: “we saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe…” imagining vigi as a third to hazel and theo, completely out of his depth but too bisexual to care, is SO funny to me lol… like hazel and him are probably the only two together at first but over time he and theo warm up to each other more (gay intent) and it’s perfect

[soular-sisters]

Gemini Season: Talkin’ For Hours 🗣️

hey guys, happy gemini season! 💗 amongst the many wonderful things the twin sign represents such as intelligence, flexibility, curiosity, & humor…. communication seems to be the major theme above all. our gems (gemini babies) love to connect & socialize through conversation very much, it stimulates their mind & therefore speaks to their soul. with that being said, gemini in our charts can show us what we love to chat about. **note: this is not the only placement that shows our communication, but it does show some of our favorite topics of conversation.

🗣️ Gemini in the 1st House: I love talking about self-improvement, personality traits you value in yourself, how to enhance your self-image, & ways to connect to your physical body (such as exercise, grounding techniques, etc.).

**you may love talking to: fitness gurus & people who have a strong sense of self.

🗣️ Gemini in the 2nd House: I love talking about how to grow your money, ways to invest in yourself, your favorite foods, & the glamorous part of life (luxurious hotels, expensive restaurants, etc.).

**you may love talking to: financially wise people & beauty gurus.

🗣️ Gemini in the 3rd House: I love talking about your community (can be where your live or even your community of like-minded people), your favorite works of writing, updates in your friend group, & lessons you’ve learned in life.

**you may love talking to: your social group & your classmates.

🗣️ Gemini in the 4th House: I love talking about your family, things that bring you comfort (comfort foods, comfort movies, etc.), your childhood memories, & your hometown.

**you may love talking to: your relatives & your childhood friends.

🗣️ Gemini in the 5th House: I love talking about your children, your creative interests (writing, films, etc.), wild dating stories, & your favorite trends in fashion.

**you may love talking to: your romantic interests & people who inspire your creatively.

🗣️ Gemini in the 6th House: I love talking about mental health, the latest trends in health and wellness, crazy work stories, & habits you want to improve (waking up earlier, eating healthier, etc.).

**you may love talking to: your coworkers & people who encourage you to live a healthy lifestyle.

🗣️ Gemini in the 7th House: I love talking about your favorite relationships, good ways to balance conflict, your ideal partner traits, & your romantic fantasies (where you want to get married, your dream relationship, etc.).

**you may love talking to: your significant other & your best friend.

🗣️ Gemini in the 8th House: I love talking about your intimate experiences, occult subjects (tarot, divination, etc.), your turn-ons, & taboo secrets people share with you.

**you may love talking to: your intimate partners & spiritual gurus.

🗣️ Gemini in the 9th House: I love talking about adventure ideas (beautiful hikes, scenic routes, etc.), philosophical theories, foreign cultures, & places you want to explore.

**you may love talking to: foreign people & well-studied philosophers.

🗣️ Gemini in the 10th House: I love talking about your career, your reputation, personal career goals you want to reach (promotions, higher pay, etc.), & ways to improve your public image.

**you may love talking to: your boss & your business partners.

🗣️ Gemini in the 11th House: I love talking about your friendships, positive social movements that matter to you, your biggest dreams (career dreams, ideal life, etc.), & ways you want to make good change in the world.

**you may love talking to: your friends & social organizations.

🗣️ Gemini in the 12th House: I love talking about healing, spiritual conversations (intuition, the metaphysical, etc.), your hidden feelings, & the meaning of your dreams.

**you may love talking to: the spirit realm & energy healers.

thank you so much for all your love & support! 🤍 also, we are currently running an astro giveaway!!!! winners will receive free personalized chart descriptions & tarot readings. click here to follow the instructions to enter astro giveaway 🔮

i appreciate all of the love on my creative instagram: @dredivinecreates 🤍

[iamsanjeewa]

How to lose weight naturally

There are many ways to naturally lose weight and improve your overall health. Here are a few tips to get you started:

Eat a balanced diet that is rich in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and lean proteins. Avoid processed foods, sugary drinks, and unhealthy fats.

Get regular exercise. Aim for at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity activity per week, such as brisk walking or cycling. You can also try incorporating strength training exercises, like lifting weights or using resistance bands, to build muscle and boost your metabolism.

Drink plenty of water. Water can help fill you up and keep you hydrated, which can be especially helpful if you're trying to cut back on sugary drinks.

Get enough sleep. Aim for 7-9 hours of sleep per night to help support healthy metabolism and weight management.

Practice mindful eating. Pay attention to your food and how you feel when you eat, rather than eating mindlessly or while distracted. This can help you tune into your body's hunger and fullness cues and make healthier choices.

Find support. Surround yourself with friends and family who can encourage and support you on your weight loss journey. You can also consider joining a support group or working with a registered dietitian or a personal trainer.

Remember, the key to successful weight loss is making sustainable lifestyle changes. It may take time and patience, but making small, gradual changes can lead to lasting results.

[fluttershy-in-grippy-socks]

2 week feather fairy themed diet!!

I do requests! Extra tips under the cut

For extra fairy feels, I recommend eating lots of fresh foods- if possible for you, try eating vegetarian or vegan! Otherwise, lots of fruits and vegetables are key, and try making some simple homeade desserts as well!

Mealspo

A fresh fruits bowl filled with rasberries, cherries, and nectarine slices~

Ice cold water left overnight with cucumbers and strawberries~

Cut a hole in a slice of bread and place it in a skillet, then drop an egg (or egg white) in the center and fry it- i call this one eggy in a basket, super cute~

Make your own smoothie, then pour it into ice trays and stick toothpicks in them to make your own mini homemade popsicles~

Spending time in nature is a great way to calm you mind and get into all those fairy feels <3

Take a nice walk and pick up anything you find along the way- feathers, flowers, cute rocks- anything goes~

Go find a spot a little ways away from where you live and sit outside there and take the time to do something creative- perhaps drawing, writing, or crochet~

If you can, try climbing a tree and sitting up there for a while~ maybe even build a little nook up there with scrap material and turn it into a little fairy clubhouse~

Look around for things in nature and build cute little fairy homes out of what you find~

Maybe do some yoga or exercise outside for a change in scenery and a refreshing way to stay fit~

As always, stop immediately if the diet starts posing a genuine health risk such as:

You start getting super dizzy or passing out

You feel really weak and can't function properly because of it

Your vision starts going out or spinning/blurring

You are experiencing another serious problem that is known to be caused or worsened by food restriction

That's all for this one- hope you enjoy!!

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[myloveismineallmine]

Part 4!

back to claire and carmy. and this one is.... very funny to me actually

Song: Vega Tables - Brian Wilson

On fak walking in on sugar in the bathroom:

I tried to kick the ball but my tenny flew right off I'm red as a beet 'cause I'm so embarassed

fak walks in on nat, an embarrassing situation, fitting lyric here.

fak walks away, camera focuses on carmy serving claire & co, carmy tells claire she looks great:

(Mom and Daddy says)

Sleep a lot eat a lot brush em like crazy Run a lot do a lot never be lazy (boy)

carm walks over to sugar and asks if their mom came, and then asks why she's covered in water:

Sleep a lot eat a lot brush em like crazy Run a lot do a lot never be lazy (boy)

carmy hallucinates his previous boss:

(Wordless Vocals)

the song then fades away as carmen re-enters the kitchen.

so, yeah, that's it.

on the surface, this is a weird song choice. the only super fitting lyric is the one that's on fak about being "red as a beet." but considering how on the nose a lot of the music is, it would be strange for them to choose this song for that one singular line. like, this song isn't even popular enough to justify it being randomly played in the restaurant.

so, we gotta really use our brains and think about the context here.

plot recap time:

richie tells carmy that claire is on 31 and that he needs to say hi. carmy is like "Uhhh... eventually." richie insists he does it right away, carmy tells him no, they argue a bit, and eventually richie backs off.

some time passes....

carmy says he needs hands for table 31. syd is like "yeah, that's claire." (this bitch ALREADY forgot where his gf was) carmy's immediate reaction is "fuck, yeah, that's right. uh...."

he reluctantly says he'll do it, syd is like "is now the best time for that?"

he pulls THIS FUCKING FACE:

which he keeps on the whole walk out, like, this man is clearly terrified.

now let's look at the context of the song:

brian wilson was kind of a health nut, so the song is about how eating vegetables is good for you. while he actually enjoyed vegetables, the song is more satirical, and more about doing things your parents tell you to do (such as eating your vegetables.)

this is especially apparent with the lines on carmy and claire:

(Mom and Daddy says)

Sleep a lot eat a lot brush em like crazy Run a lot do a lot never be lazy (boy)

sleep, brush your teeth, exercise and work hard like your parents tell you to.

this in conjunction with richie telling carmy to go see claire, along with him, mikey and fak continuously telling him to pursue claire, really makes me think this song was chosen to reinforce that carmy feels obligated to be with claire because of expectations of others rather than out of his own volition.

like, think about it. a song about how you should listen to your parents and brush your teeth? while a character is supposed to be serving his girlfriend a nice dinner? for what reason???

i made a whole post about how carmy and claire's dates are literally just things that are technically chores. coincidently, doing chores is another thing, like eating vegetables, your parents will make you do.

the whole theme with claire seems to be doing things you don't really want to do, but others do want to see you do. which is ironic, because it completely contradicts carmy claiming that being with claire is for "fun and amusement."

i feel like carmen is just plagued with... doing everything everyone else wants him to do. he thinks claire is fun and amusing because people are telling him that she is good for him. he is literally panicking so many times he's confronted with her, but people say he needs a girlfriend, so he thinks they must be right.

on a happier note. the writers/editors were probably giggling and kicking their feet when they chose this song. like, oh the dumb song about eating your vegetables? by the beach boys? and we're gonna use it to represent how carmy doesn't feel happy with claire? hehehe the viewers won't get it but it'll be funny for us. i'm onto you guys, i see you...

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

[kirkirk]

Merch lines that might be plot relevant for Azusa (Part 1)

I love DL's lore, especially Azusa's, I think it's so complex and well-written so I thought this could be fun. I'm still playing the 5th game and I'm avoiding spoilers like the plague so my knowledge is just based on my 1829934738 Azusa theories. Please remember to be kind and take this as a fun resource/thought exercise if I'm blatantly wrong with any of my takes.

These are in no particular order, also I might do another part because there's no way I'm fitting every single plot reference here.

1. Vampire Lab Azusa

I'm starting with this one because it's one of the most obvious. They were absolutely crazy for doing it. Ignoring all of the franchise's references to human experimentation, him being the only one actually strapped (Yuma also has a straight jacket but his is open) is really interesting. Especially since the description for this set mentions 医者に反抗的な態度をとる者、(Those who show a rebellious attitude towards doctors). I can't help but think they're referencing Azusa and that's why he's strapped. Still, it could always be a reference to his struggle with mental health. The interpretation you choose is up to you.

2. Yammy Yamme X Bad Blood Azusa

He and Kanato became the family models for this one. If that isn't a big alert sign I don't know what it is. This set is themed around gamers/gamer aesthetic. What is the players' stand-in in DL? A pink bunny. What is his backpack? A pink bunny. His cap also has droopy ears that could be another reference to bunnies. If interpreted very loosely, this could mean that "Azusa carries the player on his back" and that's so freaking funny because true. Of course, I think its meaning is deeper than that.

3. Vandead Carnival LE/tokuten chibi (?)

If the player is a pink bunny I wonder what an extremely sad blue bunny would mean...

I had to do it I'm so sorry, I will die on the Azusa is a trapped player hill. (No spoilers about whether this is confirmed or refuted please 😘)

I found this one in Vandead Carnival's visual book but I don't know if it's exclusive from it or it came from elsewhere.

4. Secret Display Azusa

God I love this one so much. The sad expression, the accessories, the pins, the color scheme it's peak Azusacore on their behalf. This set is about butterfly taxidermy and that's basically a direct @ to ZERO Azusa which follows the same theme. Despite having a personal interpretation for this, I have yet to listen to ZERO Azusa's CD so I will keep it to myself. Any interpretation you give to ZERO Azusa might be reinforced/ related to this set.

5. Secret Memories Azusa

WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH 5 BOOKS.

Hidden gifted kid Azusa is my Roman empire, I love that so much for him. It's true that you could attribute his disgusted expression to not wanting anything to do with those books, but I interpret it as him disliking being SEEN with them since he's looking at the camera and not at the books, like come on what are you doing with that many books.

I could talk about this for hours (and I have) but for now I'll be stopping here since I don't know if anyone is even remotely interested. I have enough for a few more parts so maybe I'll turn it into a YouTube video so it's more enjoyable to watch. If you have any questions or want me to expand on any of these ideas please feel free to send Asks. Just keep it spoiler free for content after Lunatic Parade please I'll be very very sad if you don't :)

[icycoldninja]

Hey, I have a request for you, I know I usually only ask for Dante, but if you can do Dante and Vergil this time. Only if details do not make you uncomfortable

I mean fill it with angst like squeeze it all angst you can,just to end it with fluff.

Request plot is a reader who is really insecure about her looks to the point where she thinks she is 'ugly' and has body dysmorphia, she has a fit body but she can never see it always starving and then binging. She is a self depreciation to the point of saying in a conversation, "I hope if we had a kid, it gets your looks and not my ugly ones."

That's all. Why all my asks are so long and specific, I don't mean to micro manage, hahha.

Hey, no problem. Enjoy.

Dante + Vergil x Fem!Body dysmorphic!Reader headcannons

Warning: Body dysmorphia-related topics ahead, if you are uncomfortable with these themes, DNI.

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¤ Dante ¤

-Dante noticed you worked out like crazy and also ate like crazy, your appetite nearly matching his.

-He grew concerned whenever you starved yourself, though, he worried for your health because you were already really fit and thin.

-Eventually, he decided to ask you about it, to see why your eating patterns were the way they were. Your response was nothing short of vague, but Dante didn't want to pressure you by asking too much, so he let you be.

-Then you were sitting around chatting one day, and a careless comment slips forth from your lips: "If we have a kid, I hope it gets your looks and not my ugly ones."

-Needless to say, Dante was shocked. Just what the hell were you talking about, you weren't ugly! You had to be 10x more attractive than all the women he'd met in his life put together. Being the outspoken man he is, Dante told you this, right to your face.

-After that, Dante made sure to always make time to listen to you if you ever needed to get something off your chest. He encouraged you to do things that relaxed you, and distracted you from thinking about your body. You're perfect to him, and he wants you to remember that.

■ Vergil ■

-Vergil, being the quiet observer he always was, knew something was suspicious about you.

-You had a well built physique, but still starved yourself. Occasionally you would gorge yourself sick, only to force yourself to exercise more. It was very bizarre behavior, and quite honestly, very self destructive.

-Vergil did not want you to starve yourself to death or overexert yourself, so he made sure to approach you and ask you about it.

-Under his scrutinizing gaze, you crumbled and told him about your dysmorphia, to which he responded with a MOTIVATING pep talk. His words may have sound firm and mean, but they were meant to uplift you, to encourage you to take better care of yourself.

-Vergil monitors your eating and exercising closely, reminding you whenever you start eating too much or if you eat too less. He also makes sure to inform you when it's time for a break, so you don't overdo it.

-Vergil really loves you and wants you to take better care of yourself. If you won't do it, then he will, even if that means he has to duct tape you to a chair in order to get you to stop with your obsessive behavior.

[weightloseuk]

The Fight to Be Slim Again

There seem to be more people in the world that are unhappy with their current weight as opposed to the number of people that are really and truly happy about their weight/physique. Now although I am not a big woman, I am 5' 2 in height, about 147 lbs, now some may say well that's not bad at all "that's a good size" but at one time I weighed 175 (about 8 months ago), for a woman of my stature that was pretty heavy. And my doctor was constantly telling me, Miss Neal, you must come down or you risk the chance of suffering from gout, water on your knees, and possibly other health issues

But as I got older I found that it was harder and harder for me to lose weight, now my doctor suggested that I for my height should be around 130 lb I had not been that small since I was in my late 20s or early 30s.

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I'm now 47 years old so as most of you can imagine it's really hard to get rid of The Unwanted weight I have gained over the years.

So I started trying out everything I could think of. I stopped eating certain foods, was trying out different weight loss remedies or weight loss dietary supplements and for a long time, none of that was working. So a lot of you may say but you're a hundred and 147 pounds now, how did you lose that 20 to 30 lb?

Well, one day I was surfing the web looking for ways to lose weight when I stumbled upon an ad for something called. After reading this article which I have placed a link to down below, I can remember thinking to myself, "oh boy here we go again" something promising you-you'll be able to lose weight, something you could actually make right in your own kitchen, but because of the fact that it was inexpensive unlike most of the dietary supplements as you all should know, many of them can range anywhere from $50 to $100, " those prices can really add up over time " especially if you're someone who is always trying to lose weight you could wind up spending hundreds of dollars " and who has that kind of money to spend these days". So naturally, the thought of being able to lose weight for a fraction of what I was used to spending intrigued me and I already had some of the ingredients in my kitchen.

I finally decided to go ahead and give it a try, now for the first month I didn't notice any change now mind you I already eat very healthily as I am a vegan. So I was expecting to see results rather fast and after 30 days I was beginning to become a little discouraged, then one day I had a doctor's appointment a foot doctors appointment and just like they always do at the doctor's they weighed me. To my surprise I had actually lost 10 pounds I guess I didn't notice because I did not own a scale I was just going by the way I looked in the mirror I didn't see a difference some of my clothes fit a little looser but then other things I wore seem to fit the same way so that threw me off.

So now I was psyched and told myself "the tea must be working", and you know how he elated you feel when you actually start to notice you're losing the weight. So yeah I started exercising because I wasn't exercising at first I was just eating the way I usually eat (my vegan food) and drinking the tea like every other day at least 3 days a week, but now I bumped it up to four times a week for the tea and exercising on my exercise bike at least a half an hour every day. One day about two months later, while I was in town I and my fiance stopped at the Rite Aid Pharmacy while she was waiting for her meds I decided to go ahead and take my blood pressure and weigh myself on that machine they have in most Rite Aid Pharmacies. That's when I realized I had lost like 18 lbs, so altogether I had lost like 28 lb just drinking this tea over the course of about three to four months.

Now I don't drink the tea as much anymore cuz I kind of got tired of it but whenever I feel like I may have eaten too many foods that contain too many calories outside of what I normally eat I always go back to drinking that tea and it has helped me to maintain this weight. So right below here I have enclosed a coupon for this RED TEA DETOX if anyone wants the chance to read about this product for themselves by Liz Swann Miller - weight loss expert, just go to the link provided for red tea detox

Thank you for taking the time to read about my story with weight gain and the struggle to lose the weight and keep it off which I still fight with every day because in reality the struggle never stops as you get older.