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my cat is so funny why does he like to get manhandled so muchššš he's purring the loudest when i'm petting him so hard that he's melting into the floor he purring when i GENTLY tug on his ears????? he's walking around me and i pull him to me and keep him on my lap and he starts purring??????? bro is a little freak
#he's just like me wtf#shgadhgsahgdghsagha#the image of toji or sukuna petting him like that is so funny#their hands are so heavy and shrimp loves it#sahgdhgsdhgashdgasghdas#they're literally squishing him and he's purring so fucking loudly#and he isn't a lap cat by any means btw#and he doesn't purr a lot#he's shy or whatever#but yeah#he's silly#he's like slime sometimes#he also tried to rest his head on his water bowl the other day?????#he was all wet aaaaaaand he did not give a fuck#i had to move the bowl away myselfšš#silly goober#i wanna see shrimp and toji and sukuna hanging out together so badly it would be the funniest fucking thing ever#three big cats togethersghdsghdhgsa#cute#mayor of loserville
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leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-
#no because im right#leo didn't need a girlfriend#he needed therapy#he needed therapy and a hug and someone to tell him that his worth does not hinge on romance#leo valdez#heroes of olympus#jason grace#pjo hoo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#the lost hero#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo rp#rick riordan#percy jackson#but yk this is just my opinion#annabeth chase#sally jackson#rachel elizabeth dare#anti caleo#rick wtf#i personally dont like leo and calypso#it gives me the ick#but you can like it!! im not forcing you to like it
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it#type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro#zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem#and ofc he just rolls with it#they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other#pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides#dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out#legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece#sanzo#zoro
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ālol sameā#but idk :/#this chapter is from jasonās pov#and leading up to it heās like āpeople keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab woundā#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyoneās like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like itās echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#āyou should never feel that wayā āim here if you need anythingā#but he doesnāt make percy feel alone in his desire to justā¦. end it all#which ik for some people that doesnāt work but youāre not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he canāt tell annabeth bc sheās a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesnāt wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like āyo i understand it bc i felt the same way#thatās gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy heās supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also itās just insane how jasonās wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and iāll never shut up about it#also ignore me iām just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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boy why you so legs
#i dont even fully understand why i even draw him so much. hes like 4th place in the strawhats for me#its just that hes so fun for posing and simple scribbles cause his designs so simple. just one big dynamic line bc of the silhouette#even if his hair is a pain in the ass. but i think im getting the hang of it#i liked when in fishman island they gave him a little fluffy cardigan sweater for a second that was cute#too bad that was when chopper euthanized him. havent seen sanji since... what a shame#wtf... art#one piece fanart#sanji#black leg sanji
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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Do your blorbos ever look at each other inside your blorbo mansion and wonder āwhat the fuck is that guy doing here?ā
#I know those with hazbin lads are getting MAD side eye haha#I can imagine Bakugou being like wtf you LIKE this guy to Shindou??#and getting pissed off when he has to deal with Rody and Pino chirping in his earš#and Kunigami facepalming when he realises that Oliver is sitting at the foot of the bed#Nanami literally traumatised that I like Naoya#and Sanemi there like why would she even need anyone else???#Dot trying to pick fights with everyone because he wants to be the favourite#And Enjin just sat there knowing he doesnāt have to try because heās got a big dick#(Bakugou 100% shouts at him for smoking indoorsšš)#and poor Shikamaru there with a sigh like she hasnāt played with me in monthsšš
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Sleeping positionsā¦
Official Art by Satoru Nii
#Sugishita I beg you please you will suffocate#Kiryu hugging his body pillow though is so cute#wtf#why is it that Sakura sleeping in a fetal position kind of make me want to cry#suo is not fucking human#what do you mean he sleeps like Snow White#like a dead person even#help him#Kaji also cracks me up for some reason#Hiragi just looks grumpy as hell#but I love his hair down so much#wind breaker#windbre#windbreaker#wind breaker (satoru nii)#wind breaker art#sakura hakura#hayato suo#nirei akihiko#kyotaro sugishita#taiga tsugeura#kiryu mitsuki#hajime umemiya#ren kaji#hiragi toma
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met up with my biggest hater at the yellow box warehouse
#camera slowly pans to the task force and SPK looking at the two in confusion#mikami is just outside waiting for the signal to kill them all then he peeks thru the door like wtf is going on in there#death note#light yagami#nate river#near#death note light#death note near#death note fanart#elle draws#is it obvious yet that I like these two very much#they make me giggle#I... I don't know if I should tag this as moonriver lmao#I spent too much time on light's little pfp and then with near I was like āno yeah default imageā#light yagami has āgovernment name as his twitter display nameā energy idk#also these would make fantastic matching pfps lol
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#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#omw to crawl on top of him like a cockroach#my brain just turned into the consistency of a slushie. are u happy now#cause wtf.#this black swan like heās gonna take a look in the mirror and the word wh0re will pop up in the mirror like in that movie#and i hope it haunts him forever like this picture will haunt me
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Thats not Fair!?
So! Danny is a Member of the JLA. He is a Millenia Old Ghost who is stuck looking the same as the day he died, so he never aged over all those Centuries. While the JLA is slightly uncomfortable at him being on the Team, they know his circumstances and try to ignore his appearance. He can't control it, its not his Fault.
Or at least, that's what he tells them.
Danny is in fact, a 15 Yr Old Kid, who used his experience as a Time Traveler to trick the JLA into letting him join the Adult Team. He is actually doing a good job in tricking them!
Then, in a complete accident, he runs into Jazz while talking to a few fellow Leaguers.
She showers him in older sister love, hugging him and giving him Nuggies, and when a Leaguer asks how old she is she says "Oh I'm 17, 2 whole years older than this little scamp!"
So there goes that lie.
Fortunately, the League decides to let Danny stay on the Adult Team.
Unfortunately, Young Justice learned about his admittance to the Adult Team and kind of lost it.
"What?! Why is HE allowed on the Adult Team!? He's only been a Hero for a Year! We've all been Heroes for so much longer!?! And for that matter why is Shazam still on the Team!? Is that the new Rule? If you can trick us into letting you in the Team you can stay? Cause we can do that! We can sneak our way in too!"
Basically I want to imagine YJ's reaction to 2 Child Heroes on the Adult Team when they are stuck on the "Baby Team"
I think it would be funny.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is still 15#But he tricks the JLA into letting him on the team#He just says āoh look there's a picture of me in the 1600's! I remember that like it was last week!ā And it works#When Danny is outed he instantly tries to change the subject like āOh-Uh-well- Hey look! Shazam is actually 12! That's way worse than 15!ā#āDude!? Wtf!?ā#āI'm sorry I panicked?!ā
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i rlly like him actually
#pls the way this whole storyline made me so endeared to him immediately i hat eit wtf š#was on the fence cus it felt like such an obvious pick for me n im always weird abt that but like... hm#fields of mistria#fom balor#fom farmer#rorysmushyfarm#my art#might make a sona. like sonasona for myself in this game just so i can romance him. it depends on if hes awkward pls plsplsplsplsplplsplspl#i need him to be awkward at least a little pls itd be so bad for my health pls#also i love the kid trio sm THEYRE SO CUTE N SILLY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AURH delightful
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I love that neil is pure of heart, dumb of ass, and also deeply fucked up
Heās just a little guy! All his friends love him and want him to take care of himself! Heāll totally kill that guy for you though. He protects his friends by mouthing off to horrifically dangerous people. He canāt tell that heās being flirted with. He always respects his boyfriendās boundaries and is hyper-vigilant about consent. He also got too distracted listening to his worstie scream in pain after his bf broke the guyās arm to pay attention to his team checking on him despite the fact that the aforementioned bitch nearly killed him on national TV. He got his bf to agree to stop protecting him so that andrew wouldnāt feel responsible when he was inevitably killed. He comforted himself while being held by the FBI by replaying his fatherās execution in his mind over and over. His only regret was that his mom didnāt live long to see his dad dead. But! Heās also so sorry that he upset his boyfriend by getting kidnapped. He put a hit out on a rapist over lunch. He insults the FBI. He challenged the yakuza and won and watched his enemy get executed and then was so giddy over it that his team wanted to know what was up and he lied to them. Heās a fucked up little guy. A Creature even. Morbid as hell. Deeply unserious. Protective as fuck with a mean, vindictive streak a mile wide. Would do anything up to and including killing someone for his found family. What a guy. Damn.
#aftg#aftg spoilers#tsc#tsc spoilers#wtf is this series about tbh#why is it consuming me#neil josten#andrew minyard#andriel#what a fucked up little guy#why is andrew the normal one#why is anyone pretending heās not#i mean heās fucked up too but neil is fucking unhinged#even andrew is like wow you do not care that someone just died even while heās high as shit#and neil is just like well. i have things to do#feverdreamsandlucidnightmares
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āCuando tengo que admitir a mis propios errores para aprender y crecer:ā
i HATW it, but ig someoneās gotta get me off my high horse once in a while
Odio estar en lo incorrecto pero alguien tiene q ponerme en lo correcto de vez en cuando š (broma)
#current mood#doodle#digital doodle#creepypasta#ticci toby#ticcy toby#WTF whyās his name different which one is it#anyways me and my sister came to the conclusion that Toby would be pretty dense and hardheaded around his own opinions#despite him only being a teen (heās just like me fr)#Idk how else to word that??? likeā¦.. he shouldnāt? he too hardheaded about his opinions since bro IS a teen raised by an eldritch creature?#UM!! yeah!#my art#espaƱol#spooky spaghetti
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delicious jade šyummy yummy š
#genshin impact#nahida#wanderer#scaramouche#baizhu#qiqi#he's a robot right he can eat that#it's fine#changsheng#art#mine#ummy ummy#YUM YUM#i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things#his teapot line about the tea is just crazy#they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO#motor oil!#gasolina!#fuckin... swamp juice!#kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs#eating ROCKS#TT_TT#it would be really funny if he could digest it too#which brings me to#nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt?#like she eats human food too#BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast#water sunlight and soil baybeee#still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild#like what the fuck seriously
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zoros my farmer on sdv. i drew his current outfit with my mouse
#he looks like a smurf it brings me so much joy.#i have HATED stardew for as long as i can remember just bc i genuinely didnt have the attention span for it sadly. never made it past fall#and then as soon as i made zoro in the farmer creator i locked on target and now i suddenly have ~70 extra hours.#like im an insane person. just stone me to death#also drawing with ur mouse is so fun and freeing why havent i done this in so long. the perfectionism left my body#the chickens names are marek. marek 2. and shithead btw#wtf... art#zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart
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