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massiveladycat · 4 months ago
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leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-
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lilislegacy · 6 months ago
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
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onestorytorulethemall · 7 months ago
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so im annotating chalice of the gods and i didn’t realize until now just how UNHINGED and PERFECT this book is
like
whatever rick was on when he wrote this i need it
maybe it was those snakie bakies
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purplehalnw · 11 months ago
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Okay so I just realized that The Lightning Thief was published in 2005. You tie that into the whole "cell phones attract monsters" thing and now this detail is just fucking hilarious to me. Like imagine if Percy got attacked by a monster just because he tried using one of these things:
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demigod-shenanigans · 4 months ago
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The thing about this scene is also that it’s just. Really stupid? Like yes listening to people is important and stuff but if Leo can find their kid that will mean a lot more than if he just listens to them about how sad they are that she’s gone?? Calypso is clearly talking about something else entirely that’s not even applicable to this specific situation it’s extremely strange
A relationship should not make you feel like you need to fundamentally change yourself to stay in it. They both just seem genuinely miserable when they’re around each other. Why are they staying together?
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Calypso, babes, he’s autistic. This is just how he processes the world. Leave him alone.
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dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster · 3 months ago
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BRO TOMORROW IS PERCY JACKSONS BIRTHDAY! GET THIS POST TO 300 NOTES AND ILL ONLY EAT BLUE FOOD THE WHOLE DAY! Edit: holy fuck you guys am I famous now? Yes I did only eat blue food I promise. Update on my profile!
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cherry-cakee · 29 days ago
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I had a nightmare that instead of prison of plastic releasing jello released a book called “Percy of Plastic” and all of the voice actors (including the narrator) was Percy and the cover looked like this
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I also made a Howdy Morning one because I felt very cursed today
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ashpkat · 3 months ago
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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too
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imobsessed123 · 5 months ago
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I think it’s funny how Rick tried to make Lester ugly.
Like a scrawny brunette? With curly hair? And acne??? And blue eyes?!?!?? Literally my dream boy omg
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the-great-knight-gay · 1 year ago
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Friendly reminder that the reason Percy didn't just murder Gabe was because his mom just said 'No, no I'm gonna do it' and then proceeded to follow through.
I get the Gabe hate. He is irredeemable but Percy and Sally legit just murdered a dude.
Personally hats off to them but why didn't the police look into it more. Like the husband goes missing and then the wife sells a perfect stone replica to an art gallery like a week later and no-one gives a shit????? and the art gallery just????? pays her????? enough for a college tuition???????
wtf???????
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somewhereincairparavel · 6 months ago
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The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )
Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao
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millylouedward · 11 months ago
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are we just going to ignore the illumicrate edition of percy jackson & the olympians??? THESE BOOKS ARE BEAUTIFUL
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thosewildcharms · 8 months ago
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he's so fucking funny. local man cannot keep the love and adoration out of his eyes when talking about his wife even though he is supposed to be pretending she is a complete stranger
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kingkai4ever · 3 days ago
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Imagine if apollos punishment wasn’t humiliating him by turning him human but to actually feel something that isn’t trying to deflect the obvious toxicity from Olympus and the pressure to be “perfect” and “beautiful” only to take him back to Olympus, making him yearn the love and comfortability he got from the mortal world but is never allowed to go back forcing him back to the vulnerable spot he was in before
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woodtoc · 3 months ago
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+ being really smart :)
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bajaja-blast · 4 months ago
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finally finished this fucking book
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it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS
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