#rick wtf
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leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-
#no because im right#leo didn't need a girlfriend#he needed therapy#he needed therapy and a hug and someone to tell him that his worth does not hinge on romance#leo valdez#heroes of olympus#jason grace#pjo hoo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#the lost hero#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo rp#rick riordan#percy jackson#but yk this is just my opinion#annabeth chase#sally jackson#rachel elizabeth dare#anti caleo#rick wtf#i personally dont like leo and calypso#it gives me the ick#but you can like it!! im not forcing you to like it
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
#spoiler alert: it’s a pegasus#her friend is like wtf#who are these people#why are her parents trying to stab each other in the backyard#they’re just percabething#hehehe#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#percabeth#percy jackson#percababies#annabeth chase#adult percabeth#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo headcanons#riordanverse#rick riordan
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so im annotating chalice of the gods and i didn’t realize until now just how UNHINGED and PERFECT this book is
like
whatever rick was on when he wrote this i need it
maybe it was those snakie bakies
#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#percy pjo#annabeth chase#grover underwood#cotg#chalice of the gods#rick riordan#i need me some snakie bakies#wtf was this book#it was absolutely brilliant#ricky ricky when i catch you
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Okay so I just realized that The Lightning Thief was published in 2005. You tie that into the whole "cell phones attract monsters" thing and now this detail is just fucking hilarious to me. Like imagine if Percy got attacked by a monster just because he tried using one of these things:
#wtf out of all my posts on here why is this the one to blow up so quickly 🤣#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#the lightning thief#pjo series#pjo fandom#pjo hoo toa#pjo#rick riordan#pjo percy#tlt#tlt series#Percy#pjo books#percy pjo
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The thing about this scene is also that it’s just. Really stupid? Like yes listening to people is important and stuff but if Leo can find their kid that will mean a lot more than if he just listens to them about how sad they are that she’s gone?? Calypso is clearly talking about something else entirely that’s not even applicable to this specific situation it’s extremely strange
A relationship should not make you feel like you need to fundamentally change yourself to stay in it. They both just seem genuinely miserable when they’re around each other. Why are they staying together?
Calypso, babes, he’s autistic. This is just how he processes the world. Leave him alone.
#‘my audhd boyfriend isn’t communicating how I want him to how do I fix him’ BREAK UP#for both of your sakes BREAK UP#POV two people that are traumatized in so fundamentally opposing ways that they end up making each other’s trauma worse#anti caleo#I’m too old to be a full time hater but I truly do not understand why they’re not canonically broken up#and the fact that all their relationship issues get blamed on Leo makes me so angry#Rick WTF
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BRO TOMORROW IS PERCY JACKSONS BIRTHDAY! GET THIS POST TO 300 NOTES AND ILL ONLY EAT BLUE FOOD THE WHOLE DAY! Edit: holy fuck you guys am I famous now? Yes I did only eat blue food I promise. Update on my profile!
#percy jackson#nico di angelo#reyna avila ramirez arellano#annabeth chase#the last olympian#pjo hoo toa#rick riordan#grover underwood#will solace#percabeth#clarisse la rue#silena beauregard#charlie beckendorf#hazel levesque#piper mclean#frank zhang#pjo fandom#leo valdez#jason grace#thalia grace#whoo this is a lot of tags wtf
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I had a nightmare that instead of prison of plastic releasing jello released a book called “Percy of Plastic” and all of the voice actors (including the narrator) was Percy and the cover looked like this
I also made a Howdy Morning one because I felt very cursed today
#Epithet erased#Epithet erased meme#molly blyndeff#lorelai blyndeff#prison of plastic#rick shades#phoenica fleecity#epithet erased memes#percival king#trixie roughhouse#howdy morning#giovanni potage#I have like the worst nightmares when it comes to this show#bc its always so surreal like wtf
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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too
#octavian pjo#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS#ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him#and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF#there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS#have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin#(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t#intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#adjacent cause i’m talking him#will solace#also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo#HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE#GOD#FUCKING HELL#he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment#sorry i’ll shut up now#percy jackson
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I think it’s funny how Rick tried to make Lester ugly.
Like a scrawny brunette? With curly hair? And acne??? And blue eyes?!?!?? Literally my dream boy omg
#Lester they could never make me hate you#lester papadopoulos#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#toa#apollo pjo#rick riordan#lexi says stupid stuff#he’s so fine like wtf rick
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Friendly reminder that the reason Percy didn't just murder Gabe was because his mom just said 'No, no I'm gonna do it' and then proceeded to follow through.
I get the Gabe hate. He is irredeemable but Percy and Sally legit just murdered a dude.
Personally hats off to them but why didn't the police look into it more. Like the husband goes missing and then the wife sells a perfect stone replica to an art gallery like a week later and no-one gives a shit????? and the art gallery just????? pays her????? enough for a college tuition???????
wtf???????
#pjo#pjo tv show#percy pjo#pjo fandom#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson#rick riordan#sally jackson#gabe ugliano#dark#like fucking murder dark#seriously guys hes fucking 12#wtf
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The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )
Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao
#Also he didn't even lead Reyna on wtf#literally y'all are acting like Reyna didn't develop a crush on Percy literal days after he arrived completely forgetting abt jason lol#The last paragraph was sarcasm btw just showing how people say it like it's a bad thing that jason had self confidence#No he isn't fucking evil for thinking he can defeat Percy. Jason has accomplished great enough things to think that so stfu#It's not his fucking fault people in Rome lifted him up to such a royal pedestal#Also not his fucking fault Rick kept knocking him out so Percy can have the spotlight all the time lmao#pjo#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo hoo#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#leo valdez#piper mclean#annabeth chase#frank zhang#hazel levesque#reyna ramirez arellano
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are we just going to ignore the illumicrate edition of percy jackson & the olympians??? THESE BOOKS ARE BEAUTIFUL
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo tv show#rick riordan#those sprayed edges wtf#the CAMP?????
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he's so fucking funny. local man cannot keep the love and adoration out of his eyes when talking about his wife even though he is supposed to be pretending she is a complete stranger
#richonne#the ones who live#i remember seeing the promo image for this scene and thinking wtf why is he looking at thorne like that? was andy having a seizure?#and then the scene happened and fjdkalfdjksl i cackled#rick internally: i love my WIFE michonne GRIMES so MUCH especially when she yeets me out of a helicopter for my own good <3
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Imagine if apollos punishment wasn’t humiliating him by turning him human but to actually feel something that isn’t trying to deflect the obvious toxicity from Olympus and the pressure to be “perfect” and “beautiful” only to take him back to Olympus, making him yearn the love and comfortability he got from the mortal world but is never allowed to go back forcing him back to the vulnerable spot he was in before
#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo hoo toa#pjo series#rick riordan#trials of apollo#apollo#I love trauma#what if#average wtf drop#random shit#I love my boy Apollo
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+ being really smart :)
#to me here the most powerfull is charmspeak bc it s the definition of power#and mist bc wtf is that it s crazy and should be illegal#personally the power i want without thinking of pjo is electricity bending just to play with it and feel it on my skin fingers etc i just#i just think it would be fun and feel funny#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#hoo#leo valdez#hazel levesque#frank zhang#jason grace#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#piper mclean#percy jackson#rick riordan#heroes of olympus
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finally finished this fucking book
it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS
#every time Leo and Calypso interacted I wanted to bang my head on the table until I passed out#I’ve already reblogged 2 posts about this ik. But seriously how the hell does uncle Rick not realize how toxic that ship is#Leo’s character is practically ruined bc of Caleo WHY CANT MY POOR SON JUST HAVE ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GOTDAMN :(#also Lester literally pissed his pants like every other chapter wtf???#and the new characters were kinda boring imo#Leo finding a mother figure in Josephine was really sweet but other than that I had no strong opinions on anyone#i do appreciate Meg and her backstory but she really does get on my nerves sometimes#istg if Grover pookie is mid next book I’m going to sob#and I already know my baby boy Jason dies next book so sobbing will happen either way#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#lester papadopoulos#the trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa#jason grace#meg mccaffrey#leo valdez#grover underwood#(I’m just saying if Leo and Jason kissed all my problems would be solved)#how tf did I accidentally become a valgrace shipper#idc it’s much better than caleo anyway 🤷♀️#this book was repulsing it never happened
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