#rick wtf

[massiveladycat]

leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-

[lilislegacy]

percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once

friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!

percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry

friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?

percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important

friend:

percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room

friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?

percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!

friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?

percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!

friend:

[onestorytorulethemall]

so im annotating chalice of the gods and i didn’t realize until now just how UNHINGED and PERFECT this book is

like

whatever rick was on when he wrote this i need it

maybe it was those snakie bakies

[demigod-shenanigans]

The thing about this scene is also that it’s just. Really stupid? Like yes listening to people is important and stuff but if Leo can find their kid that will mean a lot more than if he just listens to them about how sad they are that she’s gone?? Calypso is clearly talking about something else entirely that’s not even applicable to this specific situation it’s extremely strange

A relationship should not make you feel like you need to fundamentally change yourself to stay in it. They both just seem genuinely miserable when they’re around each other. Why are they staying together?

Calypso, babes, he’s autistic. This is just how he processes the world. Leave him alone.

[purplehalnw]

Okay so I just realized that The Lightning Thief was published in 2005. You tie that into the whole "cell phones attract monsters" thing and now this detail is just fucking hilarious to me. Like imagine if Percy got attacked by a monster just because he tried using one of these things:

[dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster]

BRO TOMORROW IS PERCY JACKSONS BIRTHDAY! GET THIS POST TO 300 NOTES AND ILL ONLY EAT BLUE FOOD THE WHOLE DAY! Edit: holy fuck you guys am I famous now? Yes I did only eat blue food I promise. Update on my profile!

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[imobsessed123]

I think it’s funny how Rick tried to make Lester ugly.

Like a scrawny brunette? With curly hair? And acne??? And blue eyes?!?!?? Literally my dream boy omg

[the-great-knight-gay]

Friendly reminder that the reason Percy didn't just murder Gabe was because his mom just said 'No, no I'm gonna do it' and then proceeded to follow through.

I get the Gabe hate. He is irredeemable but Percy and Sally legit just murdered a dude.

Personally hats off to them but why didn't the police look into it more. Like the husband goes missing and then the wife sells a perfect stone replica to an art gallery like a week later and no-one gives a shit????? and the art gallery just????? pays her????? enough for a college tuition???????

wtf???????

[coirinthyurilo]

I love and hate the thought of Will becoming the Camp's actual caretaker.

As time passes on, less healers are on board and Will takes the responsibility.

He cares for each individual camper, give them gentleness or roughness when necessary. And he knows he can't abandon his position.

People need him, camp would fall apart without him. Like.. Seriously?? This BOY. A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD FUCKING DOCTOR. Is handling atleast 75+ campers all on his own?!

An actual doctor who's probably 30 to 40 or above can't handle more than twenty. And a sixteen year old is handling more than 75 CAMPERS.

WTF RICK. (And Chiron. I'll get to that later.)

I hate how he has to care a range of children to almost adults everyday in his infirmary. Capture The Flag that takes place every two weeks must be HELL.

But I love thinking about he's genuinely become a safe place for children below fifteen atleast. Like they come to him when they feel overwhelmed at some point. Or they see him as a parental figure.

But it's just sad actually. How he has to become a parental figure, and for almost the majority of his life— (Pre-TOA.) Not one parental figure showed up for him.

Sure, Chiron! He's the oldest and the most experienced and is ALSO a HEALER. If Chiron is capable of running a camp filled with so many demigods for years. He should have known to not allow such a huge responsibility. Burden. And load on a CHILD.

Why did Will have to care every single camper on his own? Why did he have to become an unlicensed doctor at the ripe age of sixteen?

Maybe even twelve the moment he lost his siblings. Just why? It's an actual surprise he hasn't crashed out, maybe even COLLAPSE from the sheer— fucking exhaustion that slaps him in the face when the sun rises.

Imagine waking up at the crack of dawn. Never get enough time to actually rest up, and relax because everyday when you wake up you have to take care a shit ton of people at the infirmary.

It's like fucking torture.

It's actually amazing that he's so comitted to this job, because if I was him I would have left. Got the hell out of there. Never come back.

But he can't. The lives of people are on his shoulder. Responsibility that had been stacked on for years by previous healers all coming dropped on his shoulders.

Shoulders. Of a child.

Can we just appreciate that without Will camp would have FALLEN. He's the literal BACKBONE of camp. The foundation that kept them alive?? (Nico as well, which makes them such a good power couple. Because without them camp would have fallen too.)

It's so sad how much responsibility Will shoulders. At his teenage years. :(

[somewhereincairparavel]

The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )

Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao

[millylouedward]

are we just going to ignore the illumicrate edition of percy jackson & the olympians??? THESE BOOKS ARE BEAUTIFUL

[kingkai4ever]

Imagine if apollos punishment wasn’t humiliating him by turning him human but to actually feel something that isn’t trying to deflect the obvious toxicity from Olympus and the pressure to be “perfect” and “beautiful” only to take him back to Olympus, making him yearn the love and comfortability he got from the mortal world but is never allowed to go back forcing him back to the vulnerable spot he was in before

[flicklikesstuff]

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Omfg help?? I still can’t believe I got sucked into this ship-

and it’s all @rufusahhahh, @sleepycyborgz, and @horny-lil-art-hoe’s faults >:(((

Closeups under the cut! ⬇️

rick-…….

Two dense idiots

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Bonus!:

How nice for two starving individuals to find a friend who can make them unlimited food-

[woodtoc]

+ being really smart :)

[bajaja-blast]

finally finished this fucking book

it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS