#rick wtf

[massiveladycat]

leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-

[lilislegacy]

percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once

friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!

percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry

friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?

percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important

friend:

percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room

friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?

percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!

friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?

percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!

friend:

[onestorytorulethemall]

so im annotating chalice of the gods and i didn’t realize until now just how UNHINGED and PERFECT this book is

like

whatever rick was on when he wrote this i need it

maybe it was those snakie bakies

[purplehalnw]

Okay so I just realized that The Lightning Thief was published in 2005. You tie that into the whole "cell phones attract monsters" thing and now this detail is just fucking hilarious to me. Like imagine if Percy got attacked by a monster just because he tried using one of these things:

[dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster]

BRO TOMORROW IS PERCY JACKSONS BIRTHDAY! GET THIS POST TO 300 NOTES AND ILL ONLY EAT BLUE FOOD THE WHOLE DAY! Edit: holy fuck you guys am I famous now? Yes I did only eat blue food I promise. Update on my profile!

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[imobsessed123]

I think it’s funny how Rick tried to make Lester ugly.

Like a scrawny brunette? With curly hair? And acne??? And blue eyes?!?!?? Literally my dream boy omg

[cherry-cakee]

I had a nightmare that instead of prison of plastic releasing jello released a book called “Percy of Plastic” and all of the voice actors (including the narrator) was Percy and the cover looked like this

I also made a Howdy Morning one because I felt very cursed today

[the-great-knight-gay]

Friendly reminder that the reason Percy didn't just murder Gabe was because his mom just said 'No, no I'm gonna do it' and then proceeded to follow through.

I get the Gabe hate. He is irredeemable but Percy and Sally legit just murdered a dude.

Personally hats off to them but why didn't the police look into it more. Like the husband goes missing and then the wife sells a perfect stone replica to an art gallery like a week later and no-one gives a shit????? and the art gallery just????? pays her????? enough for a college tuition???????

wtf???????

[somewhereincairparavel]

The funniest thing about Jason slander, for me, is that it's so fucking contradictory, people would hate on Jason for being "too perfect" "too flawless" "too gary stu-esque" and that he's too boringly good and then will proceed to hate on him by nitpicking his already existing flaws that they claimed he never had (like being mistrustful towards Nico, "leading Reyna on by dating Piper", being too "serious and cold" )

Like mf, didn't you just say you wished Jason was flawed?? So now why r you yapping about what a "terrible sadistic egomaniac" person he is for thinking he can defeat Percy in a silly duel??? Lmao

[millylouedward]

are we just going to ignore the illumicrate edition of percy jackson & the olympians??? THESE BOOKS ARE BEAUTIFUL

[thosewildcharms]

he's so fucking funny. local man cannot keep the love and adoration out of his eyes when talking about his wife even though he is supposed to be pretending she is a complete stranger

[woodtoc]

+ being really smart :)

[bajaja-blast]

finally finished this fucking book

it took me almost a year because it’s so hard to get through oh my GODS

[yonemurishiroku]

Will is so boyfriend material it baffles me how Rick can fuck it up so bad.

[lukecastellanshandholder]

Sometimes I just sit here and think about how Rick really wrote the Gayest, most heartbreaking, angsty love story between Percy and Nico that spanned across 2 book series, just to try and end it with, "lol jk 🤪"