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LOOK GUYS DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY USER BECAUSE I HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER HOW I CAME UP WITH IT

ehm, why would you put rice in a toaster?

Um

OH SHIT MY TOASTER HAS TO GO FOR A WALK

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haha what does one do when their crush take his shirt off and hes fuckin jacked (fine he's not jacked but he has abs god DAMN)

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ehm, why would you put rice in a toaster?

Um

OH SHIT MY TOASTER HAS TO GO FOR A WALK

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Same picrew!!!!

YAY SAMESIEEEESSS

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I'm surprised no one has said Regina, Gretchen, Karen and Cady...

who are they? (wrong answers only)

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My childhood 😔

who are they? (wrong answers only)

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"Stop making up quotes that no one said and posting them on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln

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I want to read a book with a plot twist.

but not an "HE'S THE KILLER???" plot twist.

i want to read an entire book about a love triangle and at the end of the book, you realize you've been reading about three pigeons in New York City.

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haha i knew this was the first one i would get

who are they? (wrong answers only)

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who are they? (wrong answers only)

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My new Roman empire: searching up “ Barbie font generator” and typing in random stuff… Here are some other ones that I’ve made.

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PJO BRAINROT GO BRRR

persigma jackass

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My new Roman empire: searching up “ Barbie font generator” and typing in random stuff… Here are some other ones that I’ve made.

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Two types of people

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In all seriousness please don't

Not in seriousness wow, pls don’t kys you're so sexy ahahaha

second GODDAMN BB YOURE GORGEOUS

also I hope you understand this reference😭

might shoot myself later, idk man.

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Damn I regret going into theatre

neurodivergent child: *asks a lot of questions because something doesn’t make sense to them*

parent: why are you arguing with me.