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whatever-vi-is-thinking · 5 months ago

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i wake up in cold sweats when i remember Sebastion Stan is older than my mother.

#whatever vi is thinking #marvel #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #seb stan #mcu #the age gap isnt that bad tho i swear #ONE CHANCE PLEASE #its all i need #its only like 20 years #it rly could be worse #he has 4 years on my mom tho like thats crazy #he’s younger than my dad tho #that has to mean something

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coquelicoq · 4 months ago

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this relationship between the emperor and his favorite concubine is something else. because apparently she was his DAD'S concubine and she reminds him of his mom...he's like you're the only connection i have to my mother (presumably because she was friends with his mom, because they were concubines of the same guy, and because after his mom died she used to take care of him and make him the food his mom used to make him because she "loves children") and i'm sitting there like 😬 ok where are we going with this. then i get to the end of the show and discover they weren't going anywhere with it in particular. they were just like, we want this guy to have a mommy complex and we want you to know about it. okay. thanks i guess...

#i'm like is his mommy complex relevant? and they're like no 😇#like they didn't have any reason to make her that much older than him or to have her be one of his dad's concubines #it never becomes relevant #they could have left out that conversation in which they talked about her taking care of him as a kid and it wouldn't have affected anythin #and not that this show cares about relative time ('eight years ago' never makes any sense)#but it's also not to make ji shuran old enough to be ruoyao's mom or anything...li-fei is jsr's younger sister #if she had to be older than jsr then that would be one thing. but she isn't! she's younger!!#which also means 1) jsr is old enough to have a younger sister who's 2) old enough to be the former emperor's concubine #(as of at least eight years ago since we know it's at least that long since he died) and #3) the mommy figure of the current emperor who is currently an adult but was not an adult eight years ago even though #4) jsr has got to only be in her 30s based on sun-mama saying she's been with her since birth 'over 30 years ago'#the show is clearly not thinking about any of this though. they're just like 'wouldn't it be fun if the emperor was a lil messed up'#the double #incest cw #to be safe #because in a sense she is akin to his stepmom #my posts #it is kinda funny tho that the emperor went ok im going to imprint on this older sexually experienced woman who was married previously #and xiao heng went oh shit that sounds fun. me too #f

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thehappiestgolucky · 5 months ago

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gods messiest opinion chart that’s only going to be more incomprehensible the more i add

#happy screms #tumblr pawn swap #agira is. hard to think of opinions for i’m sure he has it but his default really is just. dad. mode. since it feels like most-#-of the pawns on the swap sheet are younger than him. except wyd. those two are vibing as old. maahes is hard for me to decipher #that’s me being stupid maybe tho #i’m going so very insane but my brain is tired so i’m gonna doodle fe’gahl in his outfits now #lil odessa likes all the pawns btw she’s just an excitable kid with no filter #she thinks lir is cool she just heard beastren warrior and expected him to be a giant like her mum. still cool warrior #normal human child surrounded by magical realm hopping folk she’s living the life really

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razzle-zazzle · 4 months ago

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would lloyd still free the serpentine in the runaways au? If cole is with him then the ninja wouldn't have hung him up and laughed at him, meaning that he wouldnt have had reason to free the serpentine. Also how does Cole end up a ninja in this au?

One way or another I'm going to free the Serpentine, they did not deserve being trapped in sunless tombs for an indeterminate time period.

Thinking... okay, so Lloyd actually makes it to Jamanakai Village before the sun even rises, while Cole's still at the little camp they settled in for the night. Because Lloyd's attempting to try and prank the town into thinking Lord Garmadon has returned, in an effort to get food. It uh... it doesn't work. The ninja are just about to hang him up on the roof when Cole shows up, upset for various reasons, and they back off.

Now Cole's annoyed and mortified and also not letting Lloyd out of his sight (he is also kinda lowkey proud of Lloyd's ingenuity, even if it didn't work all the way, but he's not like. super good with kids even if he and Lloyd are tentatively friends and in this journey of theirs together so he's not expressing anything other than annoyance and mortification), but Lloyd's upset enough that he manages to run off hours later regardless. He finds the Hypnobrai Tomb, opens it up, and immediately his mind lights up at the possibilities. Cole catches up to him, sees the chaos about to unfold, and for a moment, thinks "oh, good, the kid finally found someone willing to take care of him, I don't need to stick around anymore." So he turns to leave. He'll miss the brat, of course, but it's not like he's needed anymore, right?

Meanwhile, Wu is not only disappointed in his students for how they didn't take Lloyd seriously, but also suspects the "mean older brother" they described might be the missing Master of Earth he's been trying and failing to find. The moment he's done admonishing them he's got his head in his hands. Lily was never this hard to train, he swears, nor was she ever so hard to find.

The rest of the episode sort of progresses as in canon? Like, there's a bit where Lloyd notices Cole's absence and keeps hoping he'll pop up again, and Cole realizes that fuck, he really is going to miss Lloyd, and they definitely reunite at the end of the episode (with the map of the other tombs in hand) and realize they've grown too attached to each other to part just yet, and the ninja learn a whole lesson about not underestimating their enemy. But there's still a lot I need to work out...

I really need to rewatch Rise of the Snakes, huh 😅

#ask zaz #runaways au #OH MY GOD RUNAWAYS HOW I MISSED YOU #anyway. as much as i love dad cole even i can admit that pre-series cole... is not gonna get along with lloyd immediately #and even when they have bonded a bit (see: fireside chat about fathers that i haven't gotten around to writing yet) cole's still not super #great at the whole ''taking care of someone younger than you'' thing #and like. s1 lloyd is a little hellion OF COURSE he's gonna cause chaos whether cole wants him to or not!!#dw tho by the end of ep1 cole has finally given up and decided to embrace the chaos. he and lloyd are officially buddies now #oooooo please send me more asks for this au i forgot how fun it was #lloyd garmadon #cole ninjago #lego ninjago

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beaversatemygrandma · 4 months ago

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Interview. Interview. Oh Another interview. Interview. Interview. Guess what's next? An interview that a manager is like "Today at 2pm sound good?" which I took bc yeah, it was good...

I'm tired.

Now will ANY OF THEM ACTUALLY Call Me Back???

#taks speaks #literally woke up to an email from a place that interviewed me two days ago saying i wasn't selected for an interview #like??? What???#YOU JUST INTERVIEWED ME #there's one of them that i'm hoping for bc it has the lovely 8-5 hours. not per shift. just being open #and it's a tourist trap #that has good health benefits and gets me into other tourist traps around town For Free +3 guests max #like hello. dad can visit. bring both sisters. we're going touristing #and sea world at 50% off which is pretty damn cool #i'm gonna start harassing them daily on the phone as of wednesday #if that gas station food prep job doesn't get back #which pays a touch more with a 10% discount on GAS #BUT they're the ones who sent that weird email this morning saying i didn't make it to the interview stage which um #why? what? you talked to me twice?#I'm QUALIFIED? It's the same damn job i previously had but for a gas station. i mean come on #ugh. my lowest quality options are part time at a busier and more annoying tourist trap #or *sighs* dominos.#at least dominos gets good tips tho #everyday for like. the last week has been interviews #except yesterday which tbh i slept most of it #i need a fuckin job dude. come on #i have also created a list of managers i would rather be interviewed by #at the bottom of the list is intimidating older woman. next is slightly younger than that woman who thinks i don't look local enough #somewhere in the middle is that really chill old lady who gave me advice about chafing in the heat. great lady #and top is black man in his 20s. very chill. easy to talk to. i've been interviewed by two and the first one was younger than me #and i intimidated him. bc i knew more about interviewing laws than he did. whoops. missed out on the job but he was nice #today's though? KNEW HIS SHIT. Perfect manager. I'd want to work for him. Chill. easy to talk to and understood the laws well #...just realized the bar is that low. wow.#sadly he's the dominos guy and that job is second to last on my preferred list #i have most definitely noticed that the person interviewing you sets the daily tone for the job

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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brother was talking to me about how if you almost die from an extreme-temperature-related incident then your body is just forever fucked towards that temperature and that's why i think kiryu and saejima are weak to ice. i dont know why aoki isn't like that too but ignore that statistic everything else tracks.

#snap chats #i already made this post highkey but im making it again cause i didnt know this was an actual real thing ☠️#my brother learned this when he started to work for target. because apparently that's a thing they tell you frame one #'snap how did this topic even come up' i am LITERALLY so glad you asked :) the cold has almost claimed me twice #am i exaggerating Maybe but its my fucked up body temperature now listen #when i was younger i got locked out of my house for like. three hours since i was a latchkey kid #and my dad wasn't supposed to come home with my siblings (from their after school events) for Three Hours #and it had snowed outside and Was Cold Yeah and i couldn't get in cause i forgot my key like a weiner #and yeah. was really cold :) my dad was real cross with me when he found me shivering in the shed LOL #he made me hot cocoa tho so its ok. second incident's just funny No I Talk About It Evvery Other Week #and im p sure i talked bout the first incident too but yeah that time after the con when i was at my sister's #like i cannot stress how cold it was because It Was Late November and the cold still existed #and my sister's heater just. Didnt Work but yeah. i wont go into detail cause i share this story every five seconds #POINT IS i've always had a hard time with the cold- like i'm cold nearly all the time even if the room is 90 degrees #i wont be COLD cold but i'll be colder than i like #anyways can't believe i'm weak to ice this is so sad. i love winter..#aoki isn't weak to ice cause uhhhh /aoki/ didnt almost die in the cold 🥴 masato did 🥴#imagine changing your identity so well that you just remove your past elemental weakness. fucked up.#alright bye

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eddis-not-eeddis · 10 months ago

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Horrors! My dad is trying to set me up with a Michigander named Blake.

#and worse yet!#he's enlisted my younger siblings to help with his vile machinations #however #this fellow is a michigander and i am thus immune to his charms #(besides which...BLAKE? Who looks at a freshly hatched infant and goes “ah yes. Blake.” WHO DOES THAT?)#all that aside tho #he's also dutchman!#and in my books the only nationality worse than the dutch are the french #it's like my dad got a look at a compilation of my personal least desirable traits in a man and decided to use it as a checklist!

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nenoname · 2 months ago

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once again i firmly believe that the lost journal pages are a truth lie turducken

and also like. i really doubt ford drew the blackness pages, there's some limit to his artistic genius kajshskdhsak

#still cool as hell tho and my fave pages in the book #(it's kinda sad to see some folks dismiss all the inconsistencies as 'well i guess alex has completely screwed up!!!')#like journal 3 is an unreliable narrator situation itself lol #also i wonder how much they regret adding the baby to that tots scene #cos it really feels like a last minute thing #cos i know alex REALLY didn't consider shermie as important #cos he wanted to focus on the two sets of twins and those around them #instead of thinking of some other character we wont know #but also its crazy to me for a family to have kids separated by 17 years #and a nightmare scenario growing up in a place where you know one of your brothers was thrown out #but also the fact that if shermie is a younger brother then that means hes younger than wendy's dad

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strainedgeek · 3 months ago

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rando mf took an unprompted pic of my mom and I at her grad ceremony thingamajig and ok I sure do look like just some fucking guy

absolute nerd. mega loser

enjoy me awkwardly smiling in this

I'll post the actual photographs when we get 'em

+ pic of the fit before I could put on my mega oversized nerd sweater bc yeah

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mariemariemaria · 3 months ago

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i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age 😭 and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo

#is this readable? i hope not ❤️#i typed up some of my feelings about this in a word doc and just realised like damn i basically have an imaginary friend as an adult #i really am crazy lol #i just feel lonely within my family atm. bc my brother is younger than me so he could never really do anything to help #and i feel like i cant really trust my mam the same anymore..even tho i still love her a lot #and i'm trying to improve my relationship w my dad bc im realising what a hard life he had and that he's not like an irredeemable Bad Perso #and sometimes he'll look at me a certain way or apologise for something small that he would never have apologised for a couple of years ago #and i feel like im going crazy like is he becoming a better person or..? and i feel bad bc im not really doing the same #or maybe i am. sometimes i think im unfair to him considering how he is now but i also cant really reconcile what he is now w/ how he #was then. and then he'll suddenly say something to me in a certain tone of voice or with a certain sharpness and i'll go back to how a felt #as a teenager :/ i rlly dont know what to do about it but i think its because i dont really have anyone to talk to about it #i mean i sort of do. but i also dont actually know how much of it actually happened and how much of it i just made up #but having worked w teenagers yeah they can be little shits but i also cant imagine treating any of them the way my dad treated me #just bc theyre annoying or have an attitude or are a little mean or whatever #like theres actually a lot of ppl i could talk to but also how do you even bring something like this up #how do i say 'oh and i invented an older sister as a coping mechanism and sometimes i still talk to her in my head' without sounding crazy #its 2am here i need to go to bed i have work in the morning 😭 day and night and next day ruined bc my dad spoke to me slightly funny

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cuntylittlesalmon · 9 months ago

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hm… i’ve written like 3k words in two days

#creative block….unblocked?#‘creative block’ bruh ur dad died ur allowed to be shaken gah #um anyway. tag diary <3 my grandpa died today too #last grandparent :/ he had real bad dementia & was refusing to eat like a week ago so it was a long time coming #sucks tho #my dad n my dads dad :/#he wasn’t. a great person by any means. i just feel for my aunt since she was his sole caretaker #like. from her perspective her brother just died (a year younger than their mom did. 59-58) and she’s 57. and now her dad too?#it just. sucks.#that’s it! it just sucks #and my dads church is ducking our attempts to set up a memorial date despite the literal thousands of dollars #he’s tithed to them over the last decade 😬#mom n i think it’s cause we’re godless heathens who aren’t a part of their cult. who said that #(they’re an assembly’s of god church if. anyone knows abt that / cares)#so if they keep dicking around we’re just gonna do it at the funeral home Literally Right Next Door #and then. in march. a memorial for my dad and my grandpa in missouri :/#and then of course. all of the other shit i still need to take care of. gah. whtvr whtvr

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I feel like at least several times a month, I have a random insane revitalization of my love for The Smiths. Not that I ever stop loving them, but I'll listen to some song and then suddenly fall into this pit of just deep, intense love for their music again where I can't stop listening to their music on repeat and watching live performances and looking at pics like AAAAAHHHHHH WHY IS THEIR MUSIC SO GOOOD?????? WHY IS IT PERFECT?????? WHY WERE THEY SO GENDER???????

(songs I am feeling intense brainrot over rn in case you're curious: "I Want The One I Can't Have(live)", "Stretch Out and Wait(live)", "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby", "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others(demo)", "What She Said", "The Boy With The Thorn in His Side(live)"(p.s. I Want The One I Can't Have is Martian-coded to me, pls listen)(also it reminds me of that movie I watched yesterday)

#i want the one i cant have is playing on repeat in my brain rn and i watched a live performance and i was tearing up. why am i like this #the live versions of their songs are just incredibly good like at an insane level to me #i know the guitar is very complicated bcs my brother is equally obsessed w the smiths and rants to me abt how hard their music is to play #so the fact that their live performances are equal if not better than their studio versions is crazy #and i love the way he sings in live versions AAAAHHHH like just so over the top and dramatic #i absolutely love singing along to music and their songs are perfect bcs i can be as dramatic and loud as i want #and that hes singing perfectly and dramatizing it so much also while dancing along to it on stage??????#their music has an energy to it in every single aspect that no other band will ever be able to reach for me #i spent so much of today just dancing along to their music and singing over the top. i just felt so joyful 🥹🥹🥹🥹#GAAAHHHH sorry i just am really in it rn hahaha #its just crazy to me ig that ive listened to these songs so many times and they still fill me with such emotion #my mom sings and dance along w me tho shes like 'wow youre so energetic today did you hit your head or smth' 😭😭😭#also was losing my mind looking at their pictures today and gahhhhhhhhb such gender envy their gender is unmatched to me #but its so funny every time i get gender envy over smiths era morrissey +#because theres some pics of my dad from that same period of time when he was younger where he literally looks exactly like morrissey #SIR WHY DID I NOT INHERIT YOUR LEVEL OF GENDER???????(my dad was a icon sjdkkd we look alike tbh)#anyways: i feel very joyful and energetic about their music. they just make me so happy and i want to dance around again 🥹#i think this recent lapse into the pit was bcs i listened to the demos/live versions on The Queen is Dead deluxe edition #and im like ....how the fuck are they this fucking good??????#hehehe tho my passion has affected others ��#my brother is learning some songs on guitar atm and waxes poetic abt their instrumentals #my dad always listens to their entire discography when he needs background music. and my mom sings and dances w me #sorry this is unhinged i just feel a lot of serotonin bcs their music and i need to infect other people LMAO #maybe i need to make another web weave #catie.rambling.txt

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orcelito · 1 year ago

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Finally doing some emotional processing ✌

#speculation nation #went thru old pictures with my sister to find things of my uncle #to display during the funeral :p #and i ended up crying. look at me go! actually letting myself feel things for once.#in large part it's the knowledge that such a permanent fixture of my life is now gone #my fun loving and mischievous uncle...#it's hard to say goodbye to someone so soon. he was younger than my dad even.#but cancer doesnt descriminate with people's ages haha #i spent the past week compartmentalizing like crazy & not letting myself process it at all #so it just did not feel real. i was far too removed from it all.#but now im in familiar ground. spaces he's been in. as recently as last christmas.#i've... been dealing with far too much death lately.#it has me going through life in doubt. because you never know when it'll be the last time you see someone.#life can be normal and then theyre gone. and there's no real way to predict it.#i know ive been writing a Grief Fic but like @ life maybe give me a break for a few years lol. just maybe.#i guess it's been almost 4 years since my grandma died. doesnt feel like it's been that long tho #my grandpa died in 2018. my grandma in 2019. my cat sammy in 2021. my cat cassy may 2023. and now my uncle july 3rd 2023 #too much death. too much fucking death. can i Please get a break for at least 5 years? please and thank you?#im just... really tired of loss.#negative/#death/#animal death ment/

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korattata · 2 years ago

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Its so weird acknowledging the parent-child relationships in my rat groups sometimes like. No this rat was a teenage mom and i adopted them BOTH so they are sisters now.

#this is partly bc if i acknowledge it too much my grandma will just start calling them mom and baby.#no they have names for a reason!!!!!! i usually can detach the characters i name them after from the rats themselves too #other than for jokey reasons. but thats also a biiit of the weirdness about it too. if you go with i named them after digimon characters...#then that means the mom rat is the younger character lol.#*new creative post tag here*#new rat ramblings #same case with Lena tho she statistically probably was not either Webbie or Chicory's mom #the place i got them from got a bunch of rats out of a hoarder case so obviously they were not going to keep track of parent baby relations #and just put the babies together when they were old enough. but Lena was one of the mom rats and Wubbie and Chicory were babies #and also Kyle could be all of their dads. we dont know! he's the grumpy uncle character instead tho #(all of them being all 3 of the girls i got with him not the newbies of course)

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termitesisagrandslam · 2 years ago

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i was talking about getting a 95 on that autism raads self assessment to my mom and she was like "can you send me that" and she got a 90

#for both of us it was mainly social stuff #she had more sensory stuff and i had more major fixation/interest stuff #which i totally expected #it's really interesting bc while im really similar to my dad re: personality #my mom and i share a lot more neurodivergent traits and that kind of stuff #makes sense bc i get my mental health stuff from her side #so i often get along better with her than my dad bc he has trouble understanding my adhd for instance #while my mom is really good at understanding despite not having adhd herself #and i sympathize with a lot of her anxieties and sensory stuff more than my dad and sister do #it reminds me when she read up on nonbinary identities and said she'd probably have identified as nonbinary #when she was younger if it had been as widely known/talked about then #i havent told her i id an nonbinary yet (mostly bc im not secure enough in it to tell ppl irl)#but i know if i did tell her she'd Get It more than my dad or even my sister #even tho they'd be very accepting #anyway i just think it's cool

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hovkinnie · 4 months ago

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im so fucking tired jesus christ

#met up w my younger brother in buenos aires yesterday. it was a lovely time #i feel a lot closer to him #but also #the fucking bus driver didn't let him get on his return bus bc he didn't have a signed authorization from his dad #which is absurd bc a)they didn't even tell him anything abt that for the first bus he took and b)it was at night in a city he doesn't know?#if i hadn't stayed there w him he would've been stranded???? a teenager in an unfamiliar city with nobody he knows??????#so he came home w me and we managed to get him on another bus back earlier today #everything was fine in the end but im still pissed. they treated him like shit too i wish i'd reacted faster i should've punched that guy #and now im a lot more broke than i already was and fucking exhausted lmao #at least he's alright tho #need to pull in some money soon tho or im fucked lmao #(ill be fine. but i mean if u want a cool portrait of u or anyone u know. pls keep an eye out)

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