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What FNAF movie Vanessa’s REAL job is..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanessa#mike schmidt#william afton#springtrap#listen I didn’t think much about Vanessa being a cop#UNTIL it’s revealed William is her dad in the movie#AND it clicked there thr only reason she is a cop#is to hide her fathers crimes#which is super 9n brand for William ngl#he would use his kids as tools to get himself outta hot water#curious to see if in the next movie if Vanessa is still a cop#or more so moves away from the occupation#now being detached from her fathers grasps#it’ll be interesting to see!!#William winning that worst father award no matter what 😤
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Zeus’ favorite past-time: screwing over his kids
Athena's backstory mate
Fucking eaten pre-birth by her own father. Then travels to his brain (plenty of space in that head but well) to knock at his skull with a spear the mother she will never see again made her until someone finally opened up the guy's head (imagine Prometheus being like wtf with an unhinged grin)
Fully grown and yet still a child in many ways, only to meet the guy who ate her and his new wife who is not amused to say the least.
Exiled to live with Triton but it could be worse, at least there is some semblance of family there, and there is Pallas, ofc.
And then the guy who literally ate her pulls a soccer mom and kills her best friend and foster sister over a goddamned playfight bc I ain't gonna raise the kid but gods forbid anyone beats her in a fight.
And there she is, on Olympus, torn from everything she knew and loved, but hey, here's a bunch of domains and a dysfunctional family.
#i mean no wonder she created spiders#even though i'm still pissed at her for that#<- real cause i’d invent spiders too if my best friend/foster sister was killed by my dad#also athena legit gets double exiled. exiled to live with triton and then triton kicks her out#athena#greek myths#epic athena#<- bro adding this on to the shit she already has to deal with in epic#good lord get that woman some therapy#zeus also consistently screws over his other kids too#he’s the worst father
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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Bradley "Rooster Babygirl" Bradshaw inspired by this post
#bradley rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw#miles teller#top gun maverick#top gun edit#top gun maverick edit#rooster bradshaw#tgm#bradley bradshaw edit#he's having the worst month of his life bc his ex and ex-father figure are both around#but he's gnna babygirl his way through it!!#his face at the piano sent me while making this#erinedits#hangster#sereshaw
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#on all levels except physical I am George Harrison#eat your heart out Jim from the office#the beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#mine#george harrison#ringo starr#your father and i are getting a divorce#beatles funny#incorrect quotes#'I don't want to go up on the roof'#I'm mostly joking but he has the worst case of RBF I've ever seen
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New dad Astarion who is about to see his newborn child for the first time.
Of course, he expects his child to be the personification of serene beauty and divine grace. Them to have their father’s silken silvern locks, his immaculately chiselled features—the artwork perfected by Tav’s wonderful watercolour eyes…
And then he actually sees the child and—well—everybody assures him that, yes, Astarion, all babies look like that barely a half hour after birth…
He kind of has to take that at face value because he hasn’t seen an awful lot of newborns in his lifetime.
But it would’ve been nice if someone had told him that newborns happen to look like shrivelled potatoes, because he’s really, really trying to not let his bewilderment show.
Astarion swallows.
Tav’s beautiful eyes are watching him, waiting for a reaction—an enthusiastic one, no less.
Maybe Tav will believe that he’s overcome with emotions at seeing his firstborn child?
“Oh my, darling, I’m…speechless,” is all he can choke out, though, being rather proud that it’s at least not a lie.
To his luck, Tav only nods dreamily, her full attention back on the odd little bundle in her arms.
“Isn’t she perfect?”
Yes, perfectly hideous.
Astarion only hums in a way of reply.
That—his daughter, he supposes—is with no doubt one of the ugliest things he’s ever seen, but he has a feeling that his honesty wouldn’t be appreciated after Tav laboured for hours to give birth to this…potato-baby.
“Come, hold her, Astarion,” Tav says, then, bidding him to sit next to her on the bed.
The mattress shifts under Astarion’s weight and he obediently holds his arms out so that Tav can gently place the sleeping child against his chest.
Now that Astarion can take a better look, he can confirm that his daughter’s hair is of an indefinable colour and that her features are neither his nor Tav’s, plain as can be. Surely it won’t stay like that?
He and Tav are so ridiculously beautiful, their child can only be drop-dead gorgeous, right?
Astarion’s stomach drops indeed when, suddenly, something occurs to him.
Oh dear, what if it’s his fault? He has no recollection of his family whatsoever; it’s very much possible that he and his immaculate looks are the exception in his lineage, and that he’s passed on only those mysterious less-than-perfect genes…Tav, as per usual, can’t be the issue!
Astarion is still catastrophizing when the bundle in his arms begins to stir.
All of a sudden, gold-speckled pale green eyes are looking up at him as if to ask what the fuck this weirdo’s problem might be.
“Oh,” the weirdo in question exclaims at once. “Darling, look, she has your eyes!”
Tav, hugging him from behind, rests her chin on his shoulder, so she can watch as Astarion’s finger tenderly strokes their baby’s chubby cheek.
Their daughter also has, as it turns out, ten fingers and toes, a cute little nose and a hungry mouth—everything that’s supposed to be there is there, and it seems to be working fine, too—which is a huge relief.
And aren’t those the tiniest pointy ears Astarion has ever seen? Let alone the unexpectedly strong fingers grasping at his!
Astarion, worries forgotten in a heartbeat, can’t help but smile at the baby in his arms.
She is perfect, after all.
Tav, face hidden in the crook of his neck, begins to tremble against his back.
For a second, Astarion thinks she’s crying but then her laughter fills the chamber. It takes her a good moment to articulate whatever it is she finds so very funny.
“She'll grow out of it, you know?” Tav giggles in between her fits of laughter.
Astarion stiffens. “Of what?”
“The turnip look. That’s what you’ve been worrying about the whole time, haven't you?”
“I was leaning more towards potatoes—but yes, I might’ve been a little worried about that,” Astarion admits sheepishly, although a grin is already tugging at his lips.
Regaining her composure, Tav reaches over Astarion’s shoulder, her hand joining his as they get to know their child.
“Give it a couple of days and she will look like your proper little elf—beautiful just like her father.”
A content sigh leaves Astarion’s lips, right before he presses them against Tav’s temple.
“That’s the second best news I’ve heard today, my heart, truly.”
#astarion#baldurs gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#dadstarion#astarion x tav#astarion headcanons#astarion x f!tav#baldur's gate astarion#astarion ancunin#to the best worst dad#astarion father of the year every year#Inspired by Howl from Howl's Moving Castle or rather Castle in the Air#where his first words upon seeing his newborn son are “My word he's ugly!”—truly an inspirational man!#my grandma said for legal reasons i'm not allowed to call any babies ugly so these are astarion's words not mine#just so we're on the same page#emicha writes
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#hes posing for the worst father of the year award#戚容#天官赐福#qi rong#tian guan ci fu#night touring green lantern#mxtx#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#blood tw#gu zi#illustration#digital art#digital illustration#procreate#art#illustration art#digital artist#artist#fanart#illustrator#danmei fanart#danmei art#danmei
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Gojo ‘I will ruffle your hair if you are shorter than me, and you definitely are’ Satoru
#jujutsu kaisen#呪術廻戦#jjk#gojo satoru#gojo#fushiguro megumi#yuji itadori#inumaki toge#please he’s so funny#i miss him sm#megumi got the worst of it hahahaha#no wonder his hair looks the way it is#it’s all because of gojo#he’s so father#my beloveds#found family#and no one is safe from my found family#deadbaguettesrambles
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TRAVIS MARTINEZ in Yellowjackets (2021-) [insp]
#travis martinez#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#yjedit#userbecca#tusercj#usermaguire#tusermich#usercoty#web weaving#webweaving#on fathers#**#he didn’t even like me but i’m going to risk my life to save his and hold him one last time#he didn’t even like me but i’m going to care for my brother that has his eyes#he didn’t even like me but he’s with me in my dreams and he haunts me while awake#he was such a shit dad but sometimes he gave my little brother gum on the airplane and there has to be something good in him#he was such a shit dad and i’m only saying this to you so that i feel better about him leaving me behind#my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite son#i’ve only known him when he’s cruel but he reached out to me before he fell#travis i’m studying you like a bug cmere
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I love how much more complexity is added to the way Chilchuck acts when you realize he's a dad.
For example, his fear around being caught up with black magic. He's definitely the most worried out of everyone and it makes sense. Not only is he the most grounded in terms of thinkinh about the consequences of things, but he has the most at risk if they get arrested by elves. They explain that elves can take decades just to interrogate their prisoners. Dude's middle-aged and from the shortest lived race, he doesn't have decades.
But add on the fact that he's a dad. Of course he's the most worried! Not only will his arrest be bad for him, it would be bad for his kids! They'd probably never know what happened to him and would lose a parent at a young age (they're adults, but they're young adults. If Chil is 29, then Patti's only 14).
#this struck me watching the end of ep 17#deadbeat dad my ass#hes emotionally constipated but its clear he loves his girls#his worst nightmare is losing them#he keeps in touch with them and checks in#look at how he treats his neckwarmer#i have a whole post planned about how sweet he is with the neckwarmer#dadchuck is my favorite thing#love characters that are good fathers#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#chilchuck dunmeshi#manga spoilers#kinda#ive been bad about tagging that#sorry#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon
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the saddest yet funniest bit in asoiaf is easily when theon returns to the iron islands and spends about an hour dressing up in his nicest furs and silks and wools and jewellery and goes to see the father he hasn’t seen in a decade. and balon is immediately like what sort of metrosexual nonsense have you picked up on the mainland? oh you’re wearing a necklace you bought? paid for? didn’t steal it from the corpse of a man you killed? are you fucking gay or something and theons like
okay sorry :( anyway dad do you want to read this letter from robb stark?
#I MEAAANNNNN BLESS HIM HE JUST WANTS TO WEAR NICE CLOTHES AND HAVE NORMAL FRIENDS HIS OWN AGE AND HAVE HIS FATHERS APPROVAL#the thing about theon is he wants the most normal things but goes about it in the worst way at all times#and it destroys him :)#theonposting#asoiaf#theon greyjoy#a clash of kings
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orv spoilers (?) ahead-its a small moment
i think genuinely one of the moments in the novel that really stuck to me, was a quiet small moment between kdj, when kdj was talking to lgy about his sponsor and he raises his hand- and lgy flinches. So kdj holds his hand until he stops trembling.
like that moment is just SO TENDER and quietly devastating. Because kdj loves lgy. But he also sees himself in lgy. And he can't love that reflection of himself.
Yet he still does love lgy sm, and when he raises his hand and realizes lgy's fear, he just holds his hand in silent comfort.. and just sits there with him. until he's able to calm down again, kdj just sits with him.
#ALKJDSLGKJSDLKGOUGHHHDKSGLKHDSGGH#LEE GILYOUNG MY BELOVED#LGY AND KDJ MY BELOVED!!!#THEY MAKE ME SO ILL#OGUHHSDGKJSDKGJ#ESPECIALLY WHEN CONTRASTED WITH SHIN YOOSUNG#NOT THAT KDJ LOVES LGY LESS NECCESSARILY#BUT SYS IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER#AND KDJ HAS ALWAYS BEEN MORE COMFORTABLE WITH FICTION#AND USING IT AS AN ESCAPE#HE CAN FACE HER AND LOVE HER EASIER#THAN HE CAN A REFLECTION OF HIMSELF#DOESN"T STOP HIM FROM IRREVERSIBLY DAMAGING BOTH LOL HAHA :'D#UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#im sick im so sick i love them all sm TT#wahhh#orv#kim dokja#kdj#lee gilyoung#lgy#sys#im going to throw myself off of a ledge ughhdsjlgkgjsdlkgj#best and worst father of the year award goes to this girlfailure#radio's rambles
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I don't think Orym is a jealous man. I don't think Braius flirting with Dorian is really doing anything. Besides making him insecure.
Orym will definitely convince himself that Dorian would prefer Braius. He's more on Dorian's level both physically and class wise. Hes only 3 inches taller than Dorian and they can bond over art. To Orym it'd the obvious choice, to choose Braius. It'd make sense that the tall beautiful bards would fall for each other. He doesn't see Braius' flirting as a threat because he doesn't even know he's in the running.
And because he's not a jealous man, if he truly saw Dorian show genuine interest in Braius, Orym would accept it. He'd understand. He'd swallow his feelings and keep them to himself. Because he doesn't think he should have these feelings in the first place. BECAUSE he doesn't want to get in the way or impose or ruin what they already have.
DORIAN HOWEVER is super jealous. As a younger sibling to a golden child I know how possessive someone can get over attention. That's why it was all shy smiles and biting pencils when Braius was flirting with him. But the moment Braius flirted with Orym he was immediately at attention. Because that's his little warrior. If anyone is going to flirt with Orym it will be him.
I think if Brauis (Sam) changed up his technique and started flirting with Orym more, we'd have Dorym love confession in like two weeks. I don't think Dorian can handle competition. Not about this. Not with Orym's heart on the line.
#silver sending stones#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#braius doomseed#this was written before watching 106#im in the monday gang#idk i think Dorian is a jealous brat and he tries so hard not to be#which is great#like growth and character development#but also his family brings out the worst in him and he just saw his father#so thatll be fun#dorym
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please i am manifesting it
#solavellan#solas x male lavellan#this is reilora's ex husband junar and father of her children but if he went to the conclave instead#in game i actually used him to romance dorian and bull#but solas....goddamnit if i wont manifest bi solas out of sheer will for veilguard#bc reilora solas and junar would be the 3 best worst parents ever their dynamic keeps me awake i wrote fic about it but im never posting it#bc some things are just for me#pina art
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strahm is so compelling to me because he’s still a hero while being such a bad person in so many ways that people you just meet in your day to day life are bad people. he is not a serial killer he’s not ontologically evil he doesn’t scam dying people out of their life savings. but he is an asshole for no reason other than to make others feel stupid he’s misogynistic he’s motivated by neurotic obsession and ego he’s dismissive etc etc but he’s still so human and we as the audience get to see him reduced down to base human terror and smallness multiple times!! we get to see the construction and performance of his personality get stripped away to expose someone who’s just a man desperate to survive in spite of his circumstances and that makes the viewer want to root for him!! regardless of his motivations and day-to-day cruelty he’s just a man who wants to survive and to protect others!! and then he dies whimpering without learning ANYTHING!!!!!
#r#saw#you would think from this rant that i would like eric matthews but eric is straight up fucking evil#he has all of strahm’s worst traits while also being a wretched father and framing impoverished people just to what? hit a quota?#he’s the prime example of a dirty pig and i cheer when his head gets popped like a furry balloon#peter strahm#< putting it in the tag because it’s slightly less tangential than my usual character mega-paragraphs
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It's ironic how Batman is painted as irresponsible for having children fighting as his side (ignoring how said children would still fight without him), but never other heroes, HOWEVER the moment the Teen Titans/Young Justice wants to do something dangerous or comes back from doing something dangerous, he is literally the only responsible adult out of the Justice League. Like, the others are simply like "I'm so proud of you!" but Batman is lecturing his kids about how dangerous it was, how they didn't even told him where they were going, how they didn't contact him about their well-being enough, about how difficult it would have been for him to come help if they needed it... He's straight-up acting like a parent that found out his kid sneaked out, but they didn't came back until later the next day, and never called to tell them they were alive.
Bruce is portrayed as the "unfunny" one when one of his teenage kids is like "the team and I wants to do this dangerous thing unsupervised", because every other adult is fine with their own doing it, but like, he is being the responsible one. Yeah, a responsible parent would not be like "sure sweetie, go fight this dangerous thing with your teenage friends", they would be like "No, you could get hurt. Yes, I trust you, but this is not safe".
Sometimes, he isn't overprotective, he is normal-level-protective for when your kid is a "vigilante that fights people who will kill them without regret" as a hobby, and the others are being careless (no hate to them tho)
#bruce wayne#batman#justice league#teen titans#young justice#dc comics#my ramblings#It's not okay to put a tracker on your kid even if they are in a gang#but when your kid is in a gang of vigilante fighting crime hours away or worst galaxy away it's the minimum#if y'all have ever heard about how the “funny dad/serious mom” is a father not being a parent and the mother parenting on her own#Bruce is a victim of this he is the “serious mom” while the other heroes are the “funny dad”#people dislikes him because he is not fun he isn't letting the kids do whatever they want#but the reality is that he is simply parenting his kids surrounded by adults who aren’t#again not hating on any heroes I think it's more about the writers in general#but like do you want an essay about gender roles and their impacts on comics a world dominated by man???#probably not
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