#he’s not mad

[beesarealwaysawesome]

Okay, okay, if God actually appears in the show I really want God to be more mysterious at first. Like, he’s seen talking to angels like Gabriel or something but the camera is only on the person he’s talking to.

And when he’s like staring daggers at someone there’s eyes that appear around them to show it without actually showing God himself.

And when he’s alone or something we can only see from his perspective, just seeing what he’s looking at instead of him.

And then later he can reveal himself in his more easy to comprehend form

[carnylane]

*stares*

-🔪🚿

“Hello Norman.”

( @batesmotelofficial )

[ask-nico-and-the-sides]

Logan. Do you have fun frog facts to share with everyone.

Logan: … When I woke up this morning, I thought to myself. “Hey. What a great day it is to not be a frog. Isn’t it nice to know next to nothing about amphibians and how they live? Crazy.” And then I realized ��wow, my friend/colleague/headmate/whatever the f*ck we have going on, is a frog. Ain’t that something special.” And then I thought “why am I making this a big deal, I know nothing about frogs. Maybe I could ask Patton about frogs. I just hope he doesn’t take offense to it because it’s his species. But he’d probably know about frogs. Since he is one. And I’m not. I’m just a dude. So ya know. Maybe Patton knows about frogs. If I have a question about frogs, and I have a frog that will answer my questions, maybe I should ask the frog about frogs.”

Virgil: Logan? You ok, buddy?

Logan: Moral of the story, why am I the one you’re asking about this exactly?

[devilsanddarlings]

@safestkittykatintown requested a starter.

“You know,” Stefan began, leaning on the doorframe to study the older vampire currently making herself at home on his bed. “If you really wanted to know what I thought of you…you could have just asked.” The younger Salvatore pointed out, moving to pluck his journal out of his sire’s hands with a disappointed frown.

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[l0verseyes]

dipper being carried like a kitten compilation

[theautisticjedi]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PHOTO HE LOOKS PISSED

[nondivisable]

some of yall need to understand that "my body, my choice" also applies to:

addicts in active addiction with no intention of quitting

phys disabled people who deny medical treatment

neurodivergent people who deny psychiatric treatment (yes, including schizophrenic people and people with personality disorders)

trans people who want or don't want to medically transition (yes, including trans masc lesbians with top surgery and trans women without bottom surgery, yall are so weird to them wtf)

and if you can't understand that, then you don't get to use the phrase

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[psychemochanight]

When the League meets Baby Robin(Dick), they are genuinely surprised, as it seems impossible that Batman is raising this little ray of sunshine who appeared from between his cape and then proceeded to greet them with the brightest smile they've all ever seen, completely adoring Superman, saying how great Wonder Woman is, and actually laughing at Barry's jokes.

Bruce takes care of his work, but occasionally stops to, in fact, help Robin who is trying to do his English homework. The other members also help out, of course.

So, Hal arrives at the Watchtower, and Robin, seeing the man his dad mentor has been so grumpy about because of the last meeting they had (Hal doesn't understand that Batman is the best at his job and is the one giving directions for a reason, duh!), decides he will exact revenge.

He carries on a normal conversation with the man just as he did with everyone else, subtly leading the topic until Hal falls into the trap:

Hal: What about your mom? I can't imagine anyone putting up with the old bat.

He speaks with all mockery, but then his smile freezes when he sees the tremor in the little boy's shoulders.

Dick: *shuddering and holding back a little sob* my mummy died in front of me a few months ago.... I...

Hal is pale now, because the child actually sobs, and runs off to hide in the cape of Batman, who was now standing, ready to stitch up his child.

He's not the only one, Superman and the others are already there too, looking at him angrily because he made the little bean cry.

Hal is in a panic.

And if he sees how the boy smiles at him when no one is looking, sticking his tongue out at him while moving his lips to send him the message "Don't bother my dad", no one would ever believe him, not while the little boy is now clinging to Batman tightly as he slowly blinks away tears that not even the best actors could ever pull off.

Only Hal knows the devil behind that angel face.

Batman knows it too, but he adores his precious little demon.

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[scurvyboy]

au where fiddleford decided to start forgiving and stop forgetting way earlier in his life and is just a cool guy that is bad at hiding the fact that he knows things

[xiaq]

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.