#he’s making me insane

[dailyuh]

yeah. um. hey i was just thinking. do you remember when you asked me when my dad was gonna die? uh-huh. you really couldn’t push this a week, could you? you just couldn’t like— there was no part of you that could just be like, hey let’s reschedule and move this ‘cause, you know, their dad just died and, you know. I mean, my sisters kinda— she’s fucked up about it, and my brothers a mess, and I’m fucking— I’m gone. I’m like I’m on the fucking— I’m dead. it’s over for me. it’s okay, it’s fine. but you just drag us out here, you inhuman fucking dogman. you.. crazy. you-you fucking killed him too. you’re the one who did it. you just— and you did. you drained the life out of him. you dragged this thing out for six fucking months, and then you bring us out here now. you couldn’t wait like a few days. you actually couldn’t do that for us. no idea, huh? god! yeah, shut the fuck up man. we’re not selling to you. okay? we’re not doing that. we are gonna grind you down man. we are sand in the gears. every email is gonna take like six months. we’re all gonna spend hundreds of millions of dollars, and in the end, you’re gonna get fucking bored and move on. it’s not happening, okay? yeah. yeah.. I fucking hate you. and if you tell the board I said any of this, I’m just gonna say it was a negotiating tactic, and you know what? maybe it is. but it’s not, so fuck you. did I? really? good. did you hear what I said? did you hear it? yeah. you know it’s uh, it’s a negotiating tactic, you stupid cunt. it is. you piece of shit.

[fawnnpaws]

no because fawn!arts cock being hidden in his fuzzy underbelly - hhhhh only peeking from its soft sheath when he's worked up :((( sliding out pink and glistening :(((( pretty blue veins down the sides and a tip so shiny it begs to be licked and sucked. twitches and jerks so much when it's stimulated directly - like it's it's own separate alive vessel - bobbing towards the direction of your warmth.

gonna go bananas need his pretty fawn cock all the way down my throat :((

hhggGhhg going feral over the idea of his drooly pink cock having a mind of its own, completely betraying any words of protest he might have and confusing him because it’s never done that before :(( you hold him down so you can coax it out of its soft sheath. you rub his hips, his inner thighs, so close but so far from the soft furry mound where his cock is hiding until he’s so worked up it pops out for you, all flushed and pink. it bobs before you even get your mouth on it, strings of pre falling from his aching tip and onto his perfect fur. you patronize him for it - little fawn getting himself so sticky. you slide your tongue up the whole length of it, from his fuzzy soft balls all the way up to his weeping tip. you commit it to memory, using your tongue to trace every vein and ridge, holding his pretty balls in your hands so you can squeeze them and make him jolt and whine. the second your tongue leaves his flushed, pink tip his cock kicks hard and drools a fat glob of precum and poor baby is so confused by it :(((

suddenly he’s scrambling to cover himself, to shield his perfect little cock from you, but you’re faster, stronger. you wrench his hands away from it and take it all the way down your throat, stopping when your lips meet his soft furry - now a bit slick and sticky - tummy. it kicks again, this time inside your throat and art nearly blacks out - sobs “no no no no ‘m not supposed to do that, it’s not supposed to do that!” but he doesn’t try to push you off. his body betrays him even further, his hips humping forward of their own accord - once, twice, until he’s fucking himself into your throat and you’re bobbing up and down on him, encouraging him with moans that reverberate through him and make him want to cry. he’s whimpering out apologies - even though you’re the one taking advantage of him, but everything feels so backwards in his dizzy little brain - “‘m sorry - can’t help it - why won’t it stop? stop it stop it stop it! sorry sorry sorry!” :(((

[hoodeenie]

thinking about how snotlout uses a crate/barrel to appear taller when arguing with people COUGH COUGH eret COUGH

Its so fuckin adorable😭😭

[drleggman]

i completely forgot to add this to the ask but YES he will drop random monster sex/anatomy facts and just. talks more and more feverishly the closer he gets to finishing. and after you both cum, aftercare includes more monster info: “did you know that [monster] kills their lover directly after copulation to ensure…”

yeah he says that and the whole time I’m staring at him like 👁️👄👁️ and then asking him if we can go again

also I’m going absolutely insane thinking about him telling you about how shapeshifters knot their mates and how it helps increase the chance of fertilizing the eggs. then he gives you the saddest look just as he’s about to finish… and whines something about how he wishes he could do that to you… he keeps himself and his cum stuffed inside you for a long while after just so he can pretend :(

[taserblade]

he put his cheek up to mine and made a kiss noise before he left today, oh my GOD

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I will never not love Lizzie and Joel’s dynamic in the Life Series she has tried to kill him so many times it’s not even a surprise anymore and he forgives her every single time. Joel refuses to even agree to let someone else kill Lizzie because he knows she’ll watch his video and find out and then he’ll be kicked to the couch with the dog. The biggest argument between the family was about how Joel kept giving Lizzie diamonds for no reason and Gem wanted him to stop being hopelessly in love for two seconds so he’d stop giving resources to his #1 attacker. Joel wasted half an episode because he wanted to run at Lizzie in slow motion like a rom com.

One time Lizzie THOUGHT Joel killed her in MCC and she yelled at him through the wall that she wanted a divorce. Joel realized he had multiple men obsessed with him on Hermitcraft so he built a statue dedicated to his beautiful fish goddess wife. They were a part of a roleplay server where their characters didn’t know each other and immediately had a wedding so their characters would be canonically married as well. Lizzie made the wedding an entire arc of the musical.

No one is doing it like them and they shouldn’t even try

[hobbylobbyy]

He’s going to be the reason I go insane.

Happy 2 month anniversary to the short king’s first official appearance in Hazbin Hotel and to me not knowing peace since because of it 😃

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

[allimili]

"Let's meet again next Halloween..."

[lesbiannieism]

i need 7+ seasons of dead boy detectives specifically to see the long-term payoff of charles putting a jar of bees in his bag

[ayo-edebiri]

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) - Deleted Scene

[generalsdiary]

Sunday mannerisms I noticed during the 2.7 livestream

when he finds something funny or amusing but doesn't laugh out loud - his right wing twitches

when he is happy or joyous - his left wing twitches

when he is flustered, shy or laughing out loud - both wings twitch

[lopsaii]

I love tropes where a popular, beautiful person falls helplessly inlove with some random guy

[borgialucrezia]

“It felt like it was meant to happen. Of course they do have sexual feelings for one another, but it mostly comes from a deep, deep love. When it happens there’s pain, there’s relief, there’s the feeling that it was inevitable. There are so many emotions involved in that sexual act that it couldn’t have been just jumping each other’s bones. [Laughs.]." — FRANÇOIS ARNAUD

[mintypsii]

what is this guy's issue 😭