#guys?

[kaisentine]

i feel like kaiser just likes to show off his muscles like IDK it’s a feeling inside of me… it’s nagging at me, gnawing in my brain to write about it…..

you practically want to rip your eyes out because literally anything is better than seeing kaiser flexing his muscles.

whether it be accidental—like walking in on him while he is in-front of his ungodly-sized mirror (why does it need to be so big bro like CALM DOWN), or perhaps turning your head to see him subconsciously flex his arms while on his phone or he’s taking an unreasonable amount of pictures of them. your normal response is to stare for a good second before turning away with the look of second-hand embarrassment written all over your face.

or he willingly just shoves his biceps on your face—basically bragging about his strength. even worse when he shows you his left arm (which is almost every time he decides to harass you), his tattoo uneven as his muscles begin to form. and the most likely case of being flashed by his muscles would be him sending them over text—circling back to when you catch him taking pictures because that’s one of the reasons why he chooses to do so (other than just having them in his camera role for… keepsake).

“micha… please stop doing that.” you’re groaning out when he—once again—blocks your view from your phone with his arm. you try your best to look over it so you can get back to watching the video you were so invested in but he annoyingly moves it so all you can see is his biceps.

but i’m not not only talking about his arm muscles—his legs too.

they’re extremely hard not to look at, even when he isn’t even intentionally showing them to you. him being football player and all, you’d expect really nice legs and he does have that—and better. it’s not like it can’t get repetitive either though. because again, you still want to hide your eyes when he willingly does show you his legs.

“you’re going to crush my thighs.” you whine when kaiser thinks its so funny and so comfy to stretch his heavy calves onto your lap when he’s laying on your couch. splayed out without an inch of regret, not even bothering to look up from the book he’s reading and he only chuckles before going nonchalant again. what the fuck is wrong with this man.

you asked him numerous times why he does it (or why he does anything atp) and his response would always be a shrug.

his true answer is to show his authority. its a trait he can’t get rid of because he thinks if he doesn’t flex his strength—he’s going to be doubted again, he’s going to be taken advantage of again. even with you, he can’t stop the feeling of needing to show his strength, both mentally and physically. but of course he loves you, apart from showing his power, he just likes annoying you (with love)!

bonus : kaiser doesn’t flex his abs as much as he does the others because he knows you can feel them when he hugs you anyway. OK GOODNIGHT.

[generalsdiary]

Sunday mannerisms I noticed during the 2.7 livestream

when he finds something funny or amusing but doesn't laugh out loud - his right wing twitches

when he is happy or joyous - his left wing twitches

when he is flustered, shy or laughing out loud - both wings twitch

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Meanwhile, in Greece:

[sneaky-eel]

I do truly think Desmond would have loved being Edward.

[leyraan]

Thinking about how we lived in a time when there was no Amangela—no chaotic-ass dynamic idiots bouncing off each other’s humor and improv, no “We’re married.” “YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.” There was no “You love each other, you freaks.” Like, what a time to be alive. And for it to be one of the most popular ships right now? Woman.

[namelessprince]

"chip, im sorry to tell you, i have never seen your name on the lists." "yeah, its not my real name. i made it up. i dont know what my real name is." "I think you lack a little more than a name. i am sorry for you" NOW WHATR THE FUCK DID THAT MEANNNN

[disgruntledseagull]

something truly ironic about listening to a Trump crowd respond to a promise of limited defederalization with a frenzied chant of USA! USA! USA! USA!

[tooth317]

Me walking into the squid game party over a month late:

[blackkatdraws2]

I always get so conflicted on saving them because I really like the design or just leaving because of the content 😭

[xixovart]

what if i said percabeth

[sarcastic-clapping]

"how can you still like lestat after every episode, seeing everything he's done?" the answer is very simple actually

[regular-john-16278]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[wordfather]

went to scary thing lurking island and everybody there.. what was that

[alienist02]

parallels between Matoba and Natsume

[sofflepoffle]

Hm. Don’t like the end of volume 5.