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slaymi · 2 months ago

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teenage girls love james acaster

#mimimimi #tell me i’m lying #james acaster #and do you know why? because he’s actually a nice man and not a hater #he doesn’t take this piss out of random groups just because that’s ’what a comedian is supposed to do’#he’s actually funny #hear that ricky gervais??#fuck you ricky #i hope you CANT say anything anymore #ricky gervais get fucked

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slaymiedrysdale · 1 year ago

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Why’s Quinn funny. That should be illegal.

#quinn hughes #vancouver canucks #nhl #hockey #hughes brothers #he’s so weird #but in a funny way #he’s actually funny #i’m shocked

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demonicsuffrage · 27 days ago

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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

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saixria · 4 months ago

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The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

#Odysseus (virgin) asking Athena (virgin goddess) for romantic advice is so funny to me #like it’s literally the blind leading the blind #I like to think even after days of strategizing with Athena ody still has 0 rizz #yes he’s trained in tactical seduction and yapping but up against someone he actually likes?#Penelope is just amused and charmed by his rizzlessness #0 rizz #epic the musical #epic odysseus #epic athena #epic penelope #odypen #fanart #xria art

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kendyroy · 6 months ago

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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

#ik hes done odder stuff but like i just find this dude placed in random situations funny #i actually need to hear his thoughts during this entire experience #he was just in a bar a second ago #and now hes standing in some kind of interdimensional corporate office thingie #and now hes got pruned and sent to an interdimensional trash can #this old man is having the weirdest three days of his life #did i post this just for logans silly :( face #yes yes i did #love the amount of confused as hell faces logan makes in this movie #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #wolverine #logan howlett #hugh jackman #TVA #deadpool 3 #worst wolverine #poolverine

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everwalldigan · 6 months ago

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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

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abisalli · 7 months ago

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I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

#young justice 1998 #kon el #tim drake #bart allen #dc comics #robin (tim drake)#superboy #impulse #my art #digital art #you thought Tim would actually change his suit? he's still a bat #and for the sake of the funny let's ignore that Kon was wearing his normal suit on Hawaii so I guess he can handle the heat #also ignore that I changed the shading style four times orz

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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow · 7 months ago

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batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

#this or they stand at the distance preferably behind the person speaking and mouth shit at him like #‘what’s my social security number?’#‘can u pick up dog food on the way home?’#‘do u know where my birth certificate is?’#‘are we getting cass individual gifts or are we doing a family one?’#bruce pretends to find it annoying but he actually finds it kinda funny #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #duke thomas #damian wayne #steph brown #cass cain #batfam #bat family #headcanon #rambles

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cryptocism · 9 months ago

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that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand #armand iwtv #scopophobia cw #in s1 the look on 'rashid''s face when daniel asks where hes from is so carefully and calculatedly innocent i like it a lot #then ofc in 2x05 the actor for armand enters what is medically referred to as sicko mode #whats his name actually hold on #assad zaman #goood stuff #what can i say this show is candy for my brain #v funny how armand was literally Just A Guy in the first season but season 2..... holy fuck #i want 100 more episodes of this freak #yes he did all that and i stand with my cancelled wife

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godlessondheimite · 1 year ago

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#he’s actually so funny

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oopdeathnote · 2 years ago

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 28 days ago

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UGHGJHTGH THEYRE SO FAMILY TO MEEEE

#transformers animated #tfa #tfa bumblebee #tfa ratchet #ratchet #bumblebee #maccadam #BEE IS SO HARD TO DRAW BUT HES SO CUTEEE 😭😭#tfa bee might be my fav iteration of him hes just so annoying and whiny and its so funny whats his problem #ughhh old man rachet who hates this stupid kid but hes actually lying and he could never hate him and #in my resident evil phase i was shipping everyone with ethan #but in my transformers phase im just giving bumblebee all the parental figures #u get a dad! u get a dad! u get a dad!#I CAST 1 MILLION PARENTS #tfa ships can be cute but i like them all as a big happy family way more im sorry #theyre all best friends and happy and care about each other

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shanklin · 1 month ago

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling.

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the mystery shack #afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door #the lightbulb shines a little brighter #that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet #thats a game the shack likes to play with soos #the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack #stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu #stans thr shacks blorbo after all #stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors #the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery #so many stories and different people to watch #stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow #and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor #into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary #the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check #besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it #so it definitely cant be that

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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nicktoonsunite · 2 months ago

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jimmee 'n friends

#jimmy neutron #carl wheezer #sheen estevez #cindy vortex #libby folfax #dewdles #as a distractible crew enjoyer its so funny when people clock me because of how similar the main trio looks to them #honestly its mostly just carl he actually is just bob

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cosmicrhetoric · 1 year ago

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ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face

#im going to throw up laughing its so funny i need to find a screenshot. EDIT SCREENSHOT NOW IN NOTES LOL #like obvs i knew he's a fan fave but this is actually extremely funny. guy who is the barometer of normal behavior compared to everyone els #but who is also fucked up and skewed in his own way #trafalgar law #one piece

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