#i’m shocked

[navnae]

It has been brought to my attention that Steve literally argues with everyone on the show and he has these moments of pure irritation but when it came to Eddie none of that was visible or even made an appearance throughout their entire time being together, that speaks volumes no matter what the duffers try to say and I’ll stand by that.

[pensivepeach]

Do you realise how badly you have to fuck up for Max fucking verstappen to call you out like this on national television???😳😳😳

[left-handed-spaghetti]

Fun Fact!

I didn’t know how to draw boys until 3 weeks ago :D I Drew Todd and then all of a sudden I was like, “Wait….I can draw men?!” I had unlocked a new super power, so thank you Toddy 🙏

[spookybeandoodle]

ITS AI ART!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOO

I HAD SUSPICIONS BUT I REFUSED TO BELIEVE IT-

He’s right that wasn’t the answer I wanted to hear damn- 😭

[xxnomadsxx]

Nomads AU! Meeting Creek and a certain troll killer-

This is a long one

After the events of the first movie the chef and Creek are defeated they are kicked out of Bergen town to which they were eaten……..until the creature got a goood taste of the Bergen and quickly spit it out. They made very good distance a few 100 miles and once they crashed the chef immediately chased creek screaming that it was his fault and he was going to make her happy before she dies. They run and make a pretty good distance as well, but just as the chef was about to catch Creek she immediately springs a trap to which Creek makes fun of her … then he gets caught in a trap. (ironic right?) Anyway a few minutes later many flashes of small cloocked and shadowy figures circle them getting a look at the hideous monster and……..troll? Soon the leader of the small hunt team arrives and immediately gets the leader. Branch was not too happy to be rushed to find another dinner in a trap, but let me tell you once he got a good look at his captive. Well Some would say that day by just looking in the leaders direction you could immediately tell all hell broke in his head! As he immediately called for them to cut her down and tie her up. Branch at this point was violently shaking both anger, pain and sadness painted his face, he was sobbing barking orders to get more hunting teams here as they were going to have a feast as soon as more teams got there. After getting there many trolls were confused, some recognized the hideous thing as a bergan but felt not a lot towards it but anger for their leader. But soon as the few pop trolls there got a good look at her they immediately started panicking, which caused a panic in almost all the troll.. oh this was baaaaddd. Once the feral (Trolls?) got everyone calmed down. Branch gave an order, an order that made everyone feel true unbridled fear…… they were told to eat the bergan

Sure the feral(trolls?) have eaten things alive before they would swarm the creatures as they would tear it apart, but the trolls never would have thought to do that why it was sick, it was horrible as to eat something defenseless, and alive (kinda funny the roles basically reversed for the trolls) but then Branch gave his reason “The killer of millions of trolls deserves a fate similar to what she has caused to the innocent.” After that they….no one talks about that day the feral (trolls?) saw it as a normal Tuesday for them. While most grey trolls were horrified by what they have done some pop trolls felt justice has been served for their kind while some of the greyer trolls were too numb to even care anymore. After that the others were able to feed the village for a couple weeks. The residents who didn’t join the hunt never knew why every time they had this new meat it brought a wave of sadness and misery but hey they’re grey what’s new.

Branch took it the hardest I mean he had done it! He had killed his grandmas killer the one who killed millions of trolls was finally dead he..he did it! (His right hand man congratulated him for weeks after that)

But what about that purple troll? After the trolls … did there thing they cut down Creek and asked him what happened. He told the story that the awful chef came to a loud party he and ALL of the villagers were captured! She took them all to bergan town to be eaten on trollstice by chef. Until he was let out of the pot to be an early treat for the king. But he got away and even after fighting some of the bergans it was too late✨ all the trolls were eaten him being the sOlE SurVivOr the chef greedily tried to eat him too and has chased him for days(this lying little-😃) After his sob story Branch felt sadness? That the pop village was dead (bro you hate pop why you crying 🤨) after he contained himself he allowed Creek to stay in the village for refuge after this traumatic event.

Yea Branch allowed Creek to stay in the village and isn’t the most well liked guy.But hey he’s friends with Branch he’s untouchable. Anyway this traitor forgot to tell Branch he was a sellout traitor, that all of pop village is alive and that he didn’t fight a bergan what is wrong with him

(ps Creek did eat some of the bergan it was…weird to say the least)

[hevexns-realm]

“Death waits for no one. All must meet the end, even the immortals and gods will fall to the embrace of death.”

Hevexn - primordial goddess of death, justice, rebellion, and the afterlife.

The bringer of peace, and the reaper of immortality. A single swing of her scythe is all it takes to take the measly lives who dare put her beloved humans in harm’s way before it is their time to go. If you cross her, be polite, as it may grant you a quiet and gentle passing into the afterlife.

Moots:

@hunniegl4zed @thebreadmeower

[goalie-enthusiast]

my boston bruins? winning in regulation?

[kitcats-1-braincell]

Stuck in notification timeloop 😔

it’s a timeloop for notifications

[claudufus]

It’s a wild time to be a one direction fan.

[mickey-milkovichs]

wait i started dead boy detectives and you’re telling me the two guys don’t end up together??

[forever-carlyle]

WE ARE SO BACK

OFF 2025!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kleoshe]

Art college is so funny to me because like. Wdym my cool intimidating TA is drawing the most breathtaking Jayvic fanart ever. What.

[x-give-em-hell-kid-x]

IM SEEING MCR IN AUGUST!!!!!

[f0point5]

[neilperryismine]

just watched lost and delirious and let’s just say if you combined knarlie and anderperry this movie is the result

[cheesecakeislazy]

Scrolling through Ao3 fanfics trying to find something to read, is an experience that makes me have whiplash like no other. Back to FUCKING BACK. Understand that??? ALL THREE IN A ROW. WERE FANFICS. THAT I AM UNSURE ABOUT.

Why was the first one about getting fucked by PENNYWISE… whose fetish is this? And why?

Then there was a TMNT fanfic… WHERE YOU FUCK LEONARDO. WHY. ARE. WE. FUCKING. THE. TURTLES.

And then finally… the last one I saw? MOTHERFUCKING SPRINGTRAP. WHY DO YOU WANNA FUCK THE CORPSE RABBIT? Not William Afton- SPRINGTRAP. W H Y? His dick would not exist- that shit is gone. Forgotten. Left to rot like Chipper. Lost to time and space like Fnaf World.

I have so many questions… like- how did you write 3K words of someone fucking a corpse rabbit. I’m stunned. Bamboozled. Gobsmacked. Perchance, flabbergasted. Here I am, on Tumblr, writing about the horrors I stumbled upon, knowing damn well- that this is not at all the worst the internet has done. Not to kink shame. I just want to know how and why.