#he was distracted okay??
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Another EraserMight. Sometimes being 7’3” is not good for the mood
#he was distracted okay??#mood was ruined#my mha art#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#all might#toshinori yagi#yagi toshinori#small might#erasermight#emight#shouta aizawa#aizawa shouta#aizawa shota#shota aizawa#eraserhead
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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Some helpful advice from your friendly neighbor assassins.
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#altair ibn la'ahad#ezio auditore#connor kenway#ratonhnhaké:ton#my art#they should be transparent#fuck Ezio and his details#my add has never hit harder when trying to draw this#it took forever just cause I get distracted#I’m jumping between procreate and CSP#I'll need to do a Desmond one of the “murder is okay”#cause he gets there#i think the connor and desmond ones are my favorites
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#ultrakill#mecha#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel#v1#v1 ultrakill#okay guys hear me out#i know gabriel is the gay one but what if v1 was also kind of fruity#mf has to EARN gabriels trust#alternatively this is just a rlly high deception roll and v1 just railcoins him while hes distracted#my art
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"the average beatle can survive ten stab wounds" factoid is actually just statistical error. the average beatle can survive no stab wounds. Harrison Georg, who was stabbed 40 times after shouting "hare krishna" at a home intruder and leaping onto his back, is an outlier and should not have been counted
#'he certainly wasn’t auditioning for the Traveling Wilburys' hfdjkahfdjkh#i feel like we don't talk about how this happened enough. thank god olivia was there to hit the guy over the head with a lamp#to be clear george actually did yell hare krishna and tackle him thats not part of the meme#george seemed to take it in stride so it feels okay to joke about. he doesn't even believe in death anyway#also. not to distract attention from the injured party#but how fucked up of a phone call must that have been for paul to get#george harrison#the beatles
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#I���ve been thinking about this scene a lot#I don’t think aziraphale is oblivious and i do think he is scared of the threat gabriel brings#But Aziraphale and Crowley have spent 6000 years lying to each other and pretending they’re okay#So when he calls him silly or asks him to dance he’s not being naive he knows there’s danger#but distraction and play are what they do best#They hide and scheme and plan separately even though they both want the same outcome#And would be so much stronger fighting together#But for them together is scary. It’s unknown. And it’s dangerous#And so the game continues. The push and pull. Cat and mouse. Angel and demon#Being lonely with each other. In a misguided attempt to keep each other safe#As i said ive only been thinking about it a lil bit not at all really haha x#good omens#good omens 2#good omens gifs#aziraphale#gabriel#aziraphale fell#gomens#michael sheen#jon hamm#usersugar#tsusermels#userrlorelei#usereena#dailyineffablehusbands#my gifs
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1.07 // 1.01 // Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
#kochon being creole for pig / derives from the french cochon#like…. we make fun of louis for struggling to overcome lestat’s death but he’s so so haunted by the prospect of killing humans and moreso#his loved ones. and we know he blames himself for paul’s death.#and he uses the same blade to kill lestat and threaten his brother. yay.#text#not to distract but this also reminds of daniel saying he and armand will be brothers after he’s turned. okay.#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#loustat
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SIFFRIN BLAST
For context because we can't have Odile blast in this au... Siffrin is literally just climbing up giant Odile
#distraction tactics#shes also terrified of him falling#he does fall lol but its okay she catches them#odile loops au#my art#in stars and time#isat#in stars and time fanart#isat siffrin#isat fanart#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#in tales of time au#in tales of time
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What if Jeeves had worked as a page boy at a private boys' school in his youth?
#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#reginald jeeves#jooster#haha jeez(#jeeves had this indifferent look on his face#it's like he's embarrassed#or he's not happy about being distracted from his work of a pageboy#although i still don't fully understand what jeeves would do in that position or what his daily routine was����#as far as i could tell he was just an errand boy??#correct me if i'm wrong#i have one possible idea how they could have met if that's even realistic#because I think bertie had a strict routine#bertie could have been left in this private school for vacations (some short ones in the middle of the semester)#because of his bad behavior (maybe he misbehaved on purpose because he didn't want to go back home to angry aunt agatha)#or his bad studies and jeeves would have continued to work during the vacations because ?he is the staff?#oh my god i just googled eton college uniforms and#they wore cylinders :3#oh-#they were whipped as punishment-#okay well let's just leave it like that :']
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kaito buying every ticket to every soccer game available just to see that excited look on shinichi's face
#kaishin#kuroba kaito#kudou shinichi#dcmk#detective conan#dc prattles#pls ignore the badly drawn parts lmao i just wanted to let this out ughhhh#okay but kaito takes shinichi to all the soccer games cos he wanna see him get all excited and giddy#it's something that brings shinichi joy that's outside from the usual murder and mystery and the pure unadulterated joy on his face and the#passion he has for the sport is so intoxicating kaito is addicted#plus he just wants to make shinichi happy ;-;#also soccer isn't the most interesting thing to kaito but it's not completely boring either#not when shinichi is excitedly fawning over both the team he's supporting and the opposing team#talking a mile a minute just gushing over their form and their strat and whatever tf soccer things there is to gush about LMAO#BASICALLY KAITO IS MESMERIZED AND BEGUILED BY SOCCER OTAKU SHINICHI OKAY#also i have a lot to say about a kaishin socmed au but that's for another post lmao#i was gonna go on a whole tangent here but i realized i have too many thoughts on that i'll just make a separate post LOL#also i haven't properly drawn in a while pls don't look at it too hard LMAO just know it's shinichi getting excited over a goal or a steal#and literally everyone in the venue is looking on the other side meanwhile kaito is distracted by the biggest smile on shinichi's face#OOOOOHHHH I FUCKING LOVE KAISHIN UGGGHHHH#also in this au the world cup is organized by good people because fuck fifa
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bro looks like he’s on the verge of breaking down
he’s gonna curl up into a ball on the ground while charles just watches
#how they hell does he manage to show all his teeth#dentists must really like him#if moira didn’t interrupt it might of happened#that or cherik making out who knows#did the president really have to make an address NOW?#couldn’t he have waited idk a few more hours 🤨#i wonder how erik learnt to push against magnetic fields to make himself fly#like did shaw ‘help’ him#or was it charles#or maybe he just figured it out for himself#they show him flying at the end#the horse used the elevator? i didn’t know he knew how to do that 🤨#would’ve been cool if they showed him doing it during the training week#cherik moment but erik picking charles up then skyrocketing into the sky#i just got distracted by clouds but i need a one shot or something of him doing that#damn it really windy up there#um okay imma stop rambling before this gets too long#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#professor x#magneto#wish does not shut up
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Have you seen the clips of the Ride Kamens characters' henshin scenes? They're all great, but Kamui's is the best one. I can't believe that he doesn't accidentally choke during it.
I've seen them in the twitter countdown clips, only gotten to a couple in-game though! (I've been playing pretty slowly...I keep getting distracted by the character episodes so I'm only on like...episode 2. :') (right now Saigo has gone off to fight some villains offscreen while Haruma talks to me endlessly about milk and it's GLORIOUS)
that said I do agree it would be very funny if Kamui accidentally swallowed his ring. or maybe not-so-accidentally. this, too, is ~art~ (somehow)
(he would not be the first character to canonically eat a rock though) (Leon my beloved...)
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#(just in case)#i. might have turned loop on by accident.#and been so distracted by the card episodes that i didn't realize at first that i was trapped in endless research purgatory#i emerged with like 800 blue chaostones and immediately all my cards went up 10 levels#(I WAS HAVING FUN OKAY)#so far leon is still absolutely far and away my favorite#(his accomplishments include eating a rock and getting kidnapped by a cult)#(i love and am terrified for him. that episode 13 thumbnail...)#but also anytime kamui pops up is a GREAT time :)#although he is surprisingly way chiller than i expected!#i mean he's still absolute clowntown but he is also weirdly serene about it#except when he suddenly very much isn't and goes full neo shin dan mode#just chomping on that scenery#i set him on my home screen and he just keeps laughing maniacally at me#this is perfection
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I love the idea of Aizawa sitting up in the middle of foreplay to tie his hair in a bun because it's time for him to dive in and eat you out.
#he hates distractions okay?#nothing should come between his lips and you#not even his hair 😂#aizawa shouta x reader#aizawa shouta imagine#aizawa shouta x you#aizawa shouta smut#aizawa shota x reader#aizawa shota smut#aizawa headcanons#aizawa smut#aizawa x reader#mha smut#bnha smut
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Google, play "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
#alright this is the thing that will finally get me canceled JDJFKGKGKKGKG#this is for you ruby 😭 ty for sending me that pic and making me distracted the entire day#i randomly thought of this when i was walking to class and then just wanted to get home so badly#THEY'RE GONNA CELEBRATE ON THEIR OWN TOGETHER 🤭🤭#hes gonna 'tuck him in bed' again. well he'll certainly be tucking smth somewhere HDJFJGKGKLG#i feel unhinged posting this 😭😭😭#truly the power of oscarmark making me post this kinda thing#haha get it google? cause mclaren is sponsored by google???#thats their song. to me. okay#mark smilied when oscar said he had to 'hang on for dear life'#well he'll be hanging onto the bed for dea- DJFJKFGK o#its so funny cause the only time ive gotten a hate anon was after I posted a very innocuous oscarmark art#so. this is uhhhhhhh yeah#ik it's not THAT bad in the scheme of things but little teasy hinty things like this make me very insane 😭#pup. something something inherent pet play something#also yeah canonically fernando saw this happen. he knows that look in mark's eyes#oscarmark#pibber#<- i think ill only tag those cause i dont think i should put it in the main tag#catie.art.
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brodinsons AU where they are both acting the entire time the plot occurs. They both know both sides of what is happening at all times.
#brodinsons trying to plan a way to preserve both of them and it just keeps getting more and more difficult#like Loki tells Thor his arm went blue in the fight and Thor is like. oh. we SHOULD leave. and Loki is like yea u distract i'll get everyon#Thor hand Loki having a mind link of some sort idk like Loki falls and that genuinely wasn't meant to happen but then the link doesn't die#Thor knows Loki is being tortured with Thanos and Loki knows Thor is stuck on Asgard#Loki tells Thor to be Odin's favourite until the man dies and Thor convinces Loki to 'just attack Earth then'#they act out the 2012 movie#Loki goes to prison and is like ugh just leave me here ＼（´O｀）／#and Thor is like okay fine but only until father dies. BUT THEN THE ELVES ATTACK#they get out and pretend to be at odds#Loki dies#Loki wakes and is like hey im alive im going after Odin and Thor is like i'm a LITTLE BUSY FIGHTING FOR THE UNIVERSE!!!#and Loki is like mmmmmmm doing it now#Thor finally wins and is like whew im so exhausted........... loki? you there?#and Loki is like. well yes. im here. in Asgard. you should come back! Odin is gone btw#Thor: where did he... go...#Loki: aged care home#Thor: ........................................... *cackling*#Loki: :D#Thor: got em good
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Just leaving this here out of context. He’s been on my mind but my writing is all over the place lately.
#he makes me want to write another multi chapter fic#but my brain’s so scattered lately#and I’m falling in and out of smut mode#and it’s all very annoying#but Barb remains my constant muse siiigh#well when I’m not distracted by Arrie that is#not me crossing the streams and writing smut of them together ahsjdkd#okay gonna stop before I embarrass myself further#late night nonsense posting#obey me!#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me barbatos#misc rambles
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