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something-tragic-and-pretty · 2 years ago

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Jegulus photographed (credit to Pinterest)

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narwhalsarefalling · 5 months ago

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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

#the narwhal speaks #we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other #if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic #if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much #like muscle distribution etc #he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great #what a time for our generation to be alive

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pangur-and-grim · 4 days ago

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#Belphegor #:3 #ignore the number in the photo - I put him on the scale before it had fully calibrated to zero #so when I took him off the scale showed -0.2 lbs #he's like 6.1-ish pounds total now

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bigfatbreak · 7 months ago

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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spacizia · 5 months ago

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he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

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emacrow · 6 months ago

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Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?

Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.

He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.

A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.

Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #danny is the ghost king #Danny's core is space #he eats stardust like a cat on catnip #all j'onn could hear in his mind is an beautiful universal documentary of space along with a guy singing space is so cool in the background #Danny's core took the main pilot of his mind and went apesht on stardust throughout the universal #there are some otherwordly aliens spaceshifts that got totally destroyed during Danny's adventures #another having full on cults that talks about this otherwordly being saving their planets from space invaders #the green lanterns are very concerned on how Superman accidentally kidnapped a alien that wanted alive in other part of the universe #one green lantern is looking as if he just saw his most beloved role model and wouldn't stop speaking in his native tongue with excitement #meanwhile in Danny's dimension is just a normal Tuesday since danny just left on his 3 month vacation as ghost king #danny accidentally thought Superman's cape was something kyptonian and his obsession explode with i wanna touch that #got a free ride along with it

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itsajollyjester · 4 months ago

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Family Portrait

The only family he has.

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yasmeensh · 5 months ago

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The comforts of palace life are still within reach for Zelda with the Tri-rod ✨

#loz #legend of zelda echoes of wisdome #loz eow #i guess that's the acronym?#the announcement totally took me by surprise #LETS GO ZELDA!#the way link slowly fell into the darkness with a blank face #I'm assuming it's alttp universe? the world looks bizarre with the modern zoras and gerudos and all #but the fight with ganon just looked straight up alttp final boss #if it's him.. he's been through a lot and at this point is unfazed by anything #he just accepted it

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courfee · 4 months ago

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17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

#hp #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #black brothers #sirius black fanart #regulus black fanart #marauders fanart #the black brothers #marauders era #my art #black borthers angst #mine #sirius and regulus #jsyk what you see there in the background actually is the sky you would see on the above dates from islington #i specifically chose the dates cause sirius wouldnt be visible anymore at that point #and he could have totally run away already by that point being 16 and all #also because i am such a nerd who has to get things correctly that is actually more or less the view you would have from claremont square #grimmauld place #took me for fucking ever to find some good references above the roofs and i still had to improvise a lot #originally i had an inbetween slide with regulus watching james and sirius walking together having fun in the great hall #but i didnt do more than just a very rough sketch of that it somehow didnt fit sorry #(also i am still not 100% happy with especially the first one but ive tried so long to fix it i eventually had to give up...)

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wormboyfriendcentralstation · 5 months ago

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tolkien is full of three dimensional villains who understand the mistakes that they've made and regret them, or who have very understandable motivations that we literally watch spiral downward. melkor, meanwhile, came into existence as the strongest prettiest best cosmic entity, immediately started trying to fight god for the aux cord, and made it everyone else's problem for the next All Of Existence

#the silmarillion #he gives heather from total drama with the addition of cosmic might #hit the ground HATING #gets consequences learns Nothing #melkor #he started playing in the void puddle got told no and took that personally.

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masterwords · 4 months ago

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1x08 | 2x02 | 5x15 | 10x05

quiet everyone, hotch is telling us a story. (because the writers never did.)

#aaron hotchner #criminal minds #sorry the captions on d+ suck and i was in a hurry #i should have written my own #anyway #i have a lot of thoughts about the complete lack of backstory hotch gets from the writers #but we get these little moments #seeds from which my brainrot has grown #and i just think he's neat that's all #i took a little cm break and i'm not sure if i'm totally back yet but...i can't ever actually leave #that scene on the jet in 5x15 that everyone wants to make about reid #can we let hotch have his moment too? because it's important #not everything is about reid

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wispscribbles · 1 year ago

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Unmasked & unguarded

#ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #my art #cod fanart #more painterly than my usual stuff #wanted to try something new #this type of rendering is not for me I think #took so so long #love the idea of the total trust Ghost has in Soap that he will sleep completely bared to him #in a way he’s never been with anyone else #and soap just staring at him in awe that he gets to see this side of Simon #they make me ill #the colours got a bit muddy but I’ve fiddled with this for ages and I give up 🥲

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sick-puppy-island · 2 months ago

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Catching dinner on the Boat Of Losers‼️

#total drama island #chris mclean #my art #tdi #fanart #mine #total drama #art #painting #lobster #fishing #uhhh #yea Chef took this pic for sure #You know they do this often #Chris is a newfie so u can’t tell me he doesn’t know his way around a boat😤😤😤😤🦞

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killjoy-prince · 8 months ago

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House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

#house md #james wilson #prince's talk tag #finally!!! it's done! this and the house version took almost two weeks to do #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the wilson video ill put his stats here #s1 was 11 times s2 was 18 s3 was 45 s4 was 32 s5 was 41 s6 was 60 s7 was 47 and s8 was 48 #in total he says his name 302 times. Mostly refers to him just by House #the only time I've heard him say his first name its when he's being professional or when he's really angry (and that one time he proposed)#and even then it's always the full name not just the first name #the only instance I've seen him use just his first name was on that note he put on House's xmas gift that we see in season 5 #and as much as I wanted to put that moment in here he never actually says the contents of the note out loud so i had to leave it out #but what surprised me was he says House's name more than House says his name #especially when the earlier seasons didn't have him say his name as much

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kaprisvn · 4 months ago

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CHAT I'M WRITING A FIC!!

Hey chat this has been a long time in the works, but I'm currently writing the DCA/reader fic of my dreams! I've titled it Chasing Stars, based off the song Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. I've started off with our wonderful Sunny boy's reference sheet!

(Obligatory click for more quality...)

And an alt version with something Y/N gives them...

Okay just to give a little context, I do plan on writing out the fic (I already have OCs and chapter one partially done lol), but I can't promise a release date or anything. However!! I will be posting doodles and drawings in context for the fic, including more reference sheets! Y/N's sheet is also done, but I need to tweak it :P

Chasing Stars is pretty much your typical DCA Pizzaplex AU, but it's more of a... prequel, shall we say ;)

MOON'S SHEET HERE!! Y/N's Sheet Here!

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 8 months ago

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Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard.

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels.

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody.

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh.

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a…

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object.

Phenomenal work.

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself.

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes.

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction?

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department.

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine.

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable.

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies.

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.

Detective. I can explain, okay?

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there!

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak!

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it.

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh.

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective.

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake.

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting*

Oh Shit.

Oh. What have I done?

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now…

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!!#the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough.#sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit.#also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

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