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Matt going from "a foot wide" to "six inches" like, Matthew. Do you know what either of those look like. Please.
#frankly shocked laura didn't make a joke.#he said 'a foot' and I was like 'WHAT'#cr spoilers#critical role
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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy
#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi#they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see#anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad#that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa#also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds#while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls#i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7#the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed#ffkldjflkdfds#ts4#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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don't worry where the workstation is or anything.. chico's already doing the most
#you can probably see the exact moment i gave up on coloring this lol#oz hbo#hbo oz#miguel alvarez#chico guerra#art#wawa arts#chico's bicep tattoos are mictlantecutli and quetzalcoatl the aztec gods of death and life#and then there's also a winged hour glass and skull and under it (you can't see it tho bc it wraps around) it says La muerte no es el final#and then miguel's got a shitty sun tattoo to replace kirk's shitty actual tattoos#and it says maritza underneath (i don't think he'd bother getting it covered up) (or he hasn't yet)#the blue thing is supposed to be rabbit's foot lol#and like i said in another post he's got the hip pistols we can't see 😆#and the N is what i decided the el norte sign would be idk#chico's go the N with the crossed arrows on his neck#i wanted to give chico more neck tattoos but ummm i'm bad at thinking of them#so just imagine he's taking his time and filling up the rest of his body first#oz au
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we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆
#27% circle line with a lovely friend of mine rail tracks screeching etc etc u know the usual. im just gonna write down memories#a few weeks ago my friend read thus spoke zarathustra by the fire to the music she was dancing it was her silhouette#against the flashlight lit up gold and royal blues and tiger's silk i tried not to fall in love with her. in bordeaux we searched#for pomegranates he sent her 300 quid by the beach she cut it open with a knife her hand covered in red we each had a taste of her work#sweet red wet the sweetest grit. too barely clothed to go into the cliffside church they painted my eyes we painted hers#8 shots of gin she screamed joyfully IT'S ALIVE! at the book she said become the child i said i feel like a monster she said i was insane#i tried to believe her. fortified wine and later a red pen crossword defiled by humidity her hair in my hands two king sized beds#pushed next to each other she took her top off she told us to watch her arms raised up the musculature on her back was precise cut from#marble we saw oceans we saw the birds take cold baths the midnight sun over a wasp-infested pool our chemicals in their bodies#gold flakes dark skin gold cross shoulders against mine drawing some form of each other on the train i didn't hesitate#to say her eyes were beautiful over and over monks at the soapshop with titanium credit cards i loved you like i loved no other#he tied his hair up and walked us into the river he held a bullet between his lips i never held his hand he said what an honour#you own too much capital your mother thinks i'm a natural i realised i haven't told my mother i loved her in years she's always been mother#never mom i'll watch you watch seaweeds this is terminal akrasia i'll feel your fingers smear perfume on my lips your girlfriend grins#bite into the straw take the shot hold my hand get it all wrong draw in the sand kiss him right stab through leather shower in chlorine#you're the determinable vicissitude is all yours we won the Game AND the Battle AND the War i'm proud of you like crazy we feed each other#saffron cliffside lovers well-fallen brothers fat cats blue windows southwest sun ALife SynBio design aXAA grow us a city in silico#we've grown to the ends of glee fire-jumper ocean-eater sure-footed lists on lists hands on eyelids не устану искать тебя#...anyway ive put my face on this blog b4 but hiii again#feel free to rb btw the rants r not personal
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Does anyone else appreciate strawberry blond Jason Todd
😭😭🤲🤲
#like first of all Bruce making him dye his hair to look like dick is hilarious#dick was like a foot taller than him I don’t think they were fooling anybody#now get ready for my headcanons#when he’s like 3 or 4 he asks Catherine (who’s a natural brunette) why he’s the only one w light hair in the family#so she dyes her hair the same color as his and gaslights him into thinking he somehow genetically got he box dye hair#but he grows up and learns he got his hair from sheila who just lightens her slightly into more of a yellow blonde#so he keeps dying it bc now just looking at his natural hair brings up crazy feelings of inferiority and mommy issues and he hates himself#so brunette Jason Todd yayyy#also that’s why his white streak is constantly dyed over black bc he dyes his whole head#the only time he has black hair AND the white streak is when he does it on purpose to be dramatic#cough utrh cough#also yes I said STRAWBERRY BLOND not RED idk what Morrison was on about#Jason Todd#red hood#robin#Batman
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Sorry Senshi saying Chilchuk is still growing like what do you mean!!!!😭😭😭 he's thirty!
I can't blame you for falling for his youthful exuberance but babe that is a grown man 😭.
the casual throw away certain way in which he says it too is so funny like very
#I fucking love chilchuk and I know that senshi kinda doesnt get how half foots work i think#but he seems to understand age and chilchuk already said he was 29 but yeah I don't know what he was doing those calculations on#because he wasnt sure avbout Laios who also looks young and Marcille who is probably older than all of them but young for an elf#but yeah I read somewhere that Senshi still treats chilchuk like a child who needs to be thought the ways of the world which is adorable#but also i dont know aside from that one cooking episode he never really does that but🤷🏿♀️.#kc watches#dungeon meshi#dungeons and dragons#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuk dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#senshi of izganda#dunmeshi meme
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Hi, I'm bad at talking to people, especially online, but I make comics and maybe it'd be nice to read what you people think, so I'm putting myself in the void? Will it echo or will it engulf me and regurgitate silence?
#I love to take one semi shaped thought then trip and fall and end up with a ten page mystery meat sandwich.#if you have ideas I could fall down the stairs to-pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease-am I rizzing anyone yet-pleasepleasepleaseple#my askbox is open#anyway. hazbin hotel fans im looking at you.#unrelated but I feel like the void would have tumblr#my art#art post#hazbin hotel#alastor#ALTRUIIIST DIED FOR HIS FRIEEEEEEEENDS SORRY TO DISAPPOIIIINTTTT#if that man touches one feeling with a ten foot poll he will combust#that said lets watch him go up in flames#note says things#doodles#appleradio#duckiedeer#im not sure what to feel about the duckiedeer tag#id go with Two Clowns One Circus myself#you know what yeah that'll be my tag for them#two clowns one circus#hazbin lucifer#hazbin alastor#hellaverse#vivziepop#anyway if youre still reading this-hi! im going to stop typing now. have a good one
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WHAT THE FUCK IM SEEING MCR FOR THE SECOND TIME I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN A SINGLE TIME
#umm thank god i broke my foot tbh#shout out to my podiatrist frfr#i wore my tøp shirt and she was like oh! here are helllla bands for you to listen to#and i was already Aware of mcr but…#like idk i feel like at some point my dad said something about not liking them (hes why i listen to music so much so his opinion mattered)#anyway i started Fr listening to them summer of 2020#got me through studying to get into advanced math two 😤😤#BUT WHAT THE FUCK#craziest thing to is that i was trying to go w a friend#but i had class right at ten so he was gonna get the tickets#but could only get one#and hes giving it to me???#like we arent even super close#(except bc of a guy who highkey traumatized us both 🥰)#rambles#music stuff
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The New Titans #55 (1989)
Batman (2010-) #641
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Batman and Red Hood (2011-) #20
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Batman (2016-) #138
They sure do bAT&Tman. They sure as hell do.
Yet Jason never thought this way about you.
#Don’t you dare kill them with a simple headshot Jason! I have to keep them alive so I can torment them until they wished they were dead#they’ll never use their hands again. this is the superior way#and you should follow in my footsteps as any self-respecting non-criminal vigilante would in order to keep your conscience squeaky clean#also how dare you not be more understanding of the fact that I completely betrayed your trust#and threw your unhealable trauma in your face and shamelessly admitted to it#after I slit your throat in front of the murderer responsible for that same trauma while he laughed in your face a few years back#god you are a terrible son u are so selfish everything I ever said about you while u were dead was true ur being such a burden rn#also I just love how in batman 640 Bruce was going around interrogating Ollie and Clark (ppl who died + came back)#to find a *~rational~* explanation for how Jason was even here#instead of yk. just being glad your child is alive#and when Damian died he does all this shit to Jason to figure *how to* bring Dami back#after he burned his artwork the same way he emptied out Jason’s room#god you flaming turd of a father never change#the fact that lobdell boiled down Jason’s reasoning to ‘he’s the bad guy and you’re the good guy Jason’#already shows we’re starting off on the wrong foot but#Jason coming back to Bruce in every new comic and saying the same ‘I tried it your way. or sucks’ thing is so silly because#it*#he already learned that decades ago#all the way back in batman 424 lol#you’re just. making him. look like an idiot. but yk what maybe that’s still better than the self-deprecating diversion bs#that’s actually convincing more people ‘yay Jason want redemption this is revolutionary & has definitely never been done a billion times b4#and is a step in the *right* direction’#my post
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has anybody else thought about how jk could easily manage sofia's parts of slow dance or is it just me?
#jikook#bts#everybody is working to insert jk in who where i just don't see it (other than the seven parallels)#and not talking much about what i see as WAY more obvious nods most especially in rebirth#like jm sings about wanting to be worthy of someone - maybe someone who just became a huge SOLO global popstar?#and mentions 'real love' - what was the name of that chapter in the bangtan book again?#and the feminine pronouns not present it's just the nebulous 'you' that in jimin songs often stands in for 'army'#(and one very specific 'fan' who has said he is ALSO army)#it's the 'i wanna be with you'#the answer for jk's 'i am still' with its unspoken additional 'still with you' layer#and then we get slow dance and we're back to the nebulous 'you' - on an island he-#oh wait what was that about a pair that traveled to an island? and filmed some stuff there that we'll see soon? hm#the reason this set me off though is the lines about 'cancelling my plans' to live to 'the tempo of our favorite song'#the falling deep into lines etc etc#because we know what happens when those two get together - they lose track of time everything else fades away#it's why they haven't done lives. why 'you and me' are 'up all night' why jm knows that as soon as jk is around#his self-discipline will crack and he'll fall into the pattern he tried to head off by separating from jk while making face#and we *know* jimin wrote on this song#frankly if he *hadn't* gotten a female feature everybody would be JUMPING on this song as a jikook anthem#the inclusion of sofia works perfectly - like hammering the pin back in a grenade#but i was reading those lines and thinking how high she went and going who else could sing this ...?#huh. who do we know of who can sing *anything*? and who has a range that can hit and blend with jimin's perfectly?#so. i dunno. y'all do your delulu the way that works for you and i will do my delulu my way lol#personally i think the eyes in the mv look like a screenshot from the love wins all mv but that's only me#i think the parallels with seven work more#and speaking of parallels (there are so many) i think this album was built to ensure jm is on equal footing with a certain someone#it's the commerciality of it - as though jm was like we will be together in this as well#when he seems not to be super interested in global domination but still 'special' enough to be on the same level with his love
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I just talked to Galoong (you know one of the merfolk sculpture guys) and he said he had a crush or maybe even a relationship with someone from the surface in the past???
I want to know more about that! Give me the tea! What happened?? How and why did it end?? Who was it even??
#coral island#i thought Ling was the only one who had any contact with the surface dwellers#i shouls have taken a screenshot of what he said#because it sounded like he spent a lot of time on the surface#like not on land but idk on the beach i guess#in the water#i doubt that anyone but Ling ever put a foot (haha get it?) on land
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Bitter breakup rivalry (Patreon)
#Doodles#Wander Over Yonder#Emperor Awesome#Commander Peepers#I dunno lol I just wanted to draw Awesome being pathetic and insulting Peepers and maybe immediately regretting it :)#As much as I think their relationship dynamic could go very well I also think it could go very poorly >:3c They have a lot of potential!#Awesome trying to get too close too fast to manipulate him before he's proven a useful asset would basically be a death sentence hehe#Especially if he tried to flex about it - he definitely has physical might over Peepers but honestly I think that'd just piss him off furthe#Like ''You think you can just sling your weight around and intimidate me? Hah! Who do you think I work for?''#Even with the equivalent of a peashooter I think Peepers could take him on ♪ I mean heck he beat the Potted Plant with just his hat#He's very resourceful! Out of necessity but hey it just means he's practiced! I think he could MacGyver his way out of most confrontations#Plus y'know - Awesome is already kinda pathetic haha ♪ He gets a bruised /ego/ and he goes home what would a smack to his face do#That said he was there for the Battle Royale - I think he's aware of his intimidation factor :) Intimidation is also charisma! Haha#I think a fight between them would be interesting Especially if they brought feelings into it but even just a slugout haha#Awesome's really fun to pose I definitely would've drawn more of him being dramatic if I hadn't run out of room#But I mean so is Peepers! They're so fun to draw ahh <3 Look at his shoe/knee contact! Flat foot on the ground! I'm so pleased!#Only took a very cartoony style to finally get me to work on contact points haha ♪
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sucks being 6'2" when all ur faves are huge - all the fics revolve around how tiny reader is but then I look up the character's canon info and it turns out I.....am their height
#yes this is about Ramattra i looked it up and it said he's only 6ft4 which means we are the Same#also Yautja - they're all like 7ft+ but still I'm like what a foot shorter than them? not enough for the size difference to really even#be mentioned i feel like#ramattra#yautja#i'm just irritable about being c o n s t a n t l y reminded how huge and hulking i apparently am ugh#i'm just whining ignor eme jeakjfio;eier;ojago;e#no i will not stop reading the x reader fics i will NEVER STOP#i'm just.... :(#every time#ok im coming back to this and remembering Elder Prince Lorian and AltGabriel are both like 12ft tall so i can go feel small with them lmao#pluuuuusssss being 6ft2 that means that with Orym I am the big one - he's the height of my leg#pretty sure his head comes up to about my hip#he's so small I'm in love with him
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Chigiri and Kaiser, also I’m baack~
I’ve had this panel in my folder of ones to color for a while now, so I started it after Art Fight ended. I’m testing new ways to color using the panels. I like the clothes and hair here, though doing it for Kaiser’s hair was a pain.
Their eyes were too small for me to do something with them, but I still tried
#Dyna colors Manga#Dingo colors Manga#Blue Lock#Chigiri#Chigiri Hyoma#Blue Lock Chigiri#Kaiser#Michael Kaiser#Blue Lock Kaiser#Blue Lock Spoilers#Manga Coloring#If you look closely you'll see pink on the little hit where Chigiri's foot meets ball#My mind blanked on what it's called#If I'm honest like most of the panels I have saved include Kaiser#He's my muse--I said that before I think
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uncle murl. the village underground, london. 5th september 2023
#NOW THAT I WTROTE A NORMAL CAPTION. HOLY FUXKJG SHITTT#AGHRRGFHSGSJ????????#GUYS I#HE WAS#SINGING SONGS LIKR#RIGHT ON TOP OF ME#FOOT ON THE BARRIER NEXT TO ME#LITERALLY FUCKING DRIPPING SWEAT. ONTO ME ????????#HE HELD MY HAND FOR A MONENT?????????#AND I GOT HIS SETLIST?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??#what even.w hat. huh. what#also i saw them all befor wthe gig eating at a restaurant and i was scared for 2 hours but when they walked Out of the restaurant i went up#and said hi and and i had a really nice conversation with ambrose?? he asked me my name??? and when i replied he said cool im ambrose???#LIKE BRO I FUCKINF. I KNOW THAT LMAOOOO. WAHAT EVEN.#he is cool he is really cool he turned around his stage fan to point it at us for a bit during the show. wow. guys i held his hand#what w#im goingtobed nows#the murlocs#ambrose kenny smith#ambrose kenny-smith#photography#my posts
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up next on chapter 36 of idol sengen… _(:3 」∠)_
#(my toxic trait is that i’ll complain about my work endlessly but still end up doing it anyway… eventually.)#there’s rant 1 (ft. a need to deduce what asuna is saying in full) and rant 2 (which is available in full but still…)#there’s also another mona-rambling session in chapter 38… that im not touching with a 50 foot pole#(all you need to know for that mona-rambling [about frusu] is that mona’s frusu oshi is all of them)#(and that she thinks miyu is like *the* pinnacle of centres in idol groups)#(also someone won a junior dance competition but idk who bc it’s obscured lmao)#can i outsource these panels for a corn chip lmaoooo#m. maybe i should’ve actually worked on this while i was still unemployed last month huh…#bc excuse me company wdymmmmmm im starting work next monday?? the interview was just this monday hello?#ig the interviewer was legit when she said ‘so if i asked you if you can start work next monday—’ huh��#sigh… maybe ch 36 next month then… i’ll do my best over the weekend thoughhhhh#seriously though why is this volume so text heavy l m a o i really wanna get to chapter 40 but…#and then there’s the hard to clean text boxes which… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#…though i guess i should just count myself lucky that the chapters are still short enough to fit into a single post (with the image limits)#but dang. i just realised that my manga sengen thing has a page on manga updates lmao#who put it there lmaooooo and why is it only up till vol 2? wait. no. what. why does it link to manga.dex#bc dang. someone really had the time to dl the thing image by image? no wonder why they stopped after vol 2…#guess i might as well say why i dont want people to reupload my tls… since we’re in the final stretch and all#so. aside from the obvious ‘idw the creators to find out about it’… i probably made a ton of mistakes while tling it. esp in the early chaps#so i’d like to. y’know. have the chance to update the tls where possible. i’ve done that a couple of times already tbh.#like with rippei’s name post-vol 4 release. and some of the typesetting is p. gross in the early chaps tbvh#i swear tling idol sengen has made me incredibly conscious of grammar and typesetting like you wouldnt believe#esp with official tls… fan tls will always be perfect to me no matter how wonky the wording bc it’s hard but honest work yk#official tls (esp a.i tls) get no concessions from me bc it’s their job that they’re getting paid to do yk.#in any case (if you’ve read this far) if you see any mistakes in the tl please lemme know~~~ please dont hold back on your criticisms ok~~~?#just sound ‘em out in dms here or sth. don’t worry~~~ i won’t eat y’all if you try to correct me~~~~~ unless you’re the md reuploader (jk)#and ik i disabled comments on the other blog (or tried to at least) but that’s bc idw bots to flood the comments bc that’s annoying as he—#anyways sorry for the idol sengen wait (if anyone was waiting for it…) i’ll improve on my work ethic… tomorrow. maybe.
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