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So Alastor has never farted in front of anyone, right?
#and if he did#he killed them#or blamed it on someone else#but probably killed#only his mom would survive#alastor#text post#radio demon#the radio demon#hazbin hotel
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Regulus Black is the type of guy to just be casually listening to James and Sirius talk about some big fire that killed 10 people and then say "those fuckers had it coming" and not expanding.
#marauders#regulus black#marauders era#james fleamont potter#sirius and regulus#sirius black#he killed them
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I saw another rival hotel called Downturned Inn just now you have to fight
Ik: It's fine!...Traveler dealt with them..
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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was just mulling over Srije's arc in Act 1, as one does, and what if...
Srije went to Alderaan before Tatooine. Since he hasn't had his change of heart brought on by the oasis vision thing yet, he dutifully executes Jaesa's parents like a good faithful apprentice should.
This has a twofold effect: first, Srije may have shoved his conscience way down in favor of blindly following orders, but killing two innocent people with the sole purpose of torturing an apprentice whose only crime is working against his master is not something he can forget easily. It joins a number of other deeds he has faithfully done as his master's enforcer that weigh on his conscience, but as with the others he deals with them by ignoring them.
Second, this is naturally hugely traumatic for Jaesa, who can feel their deaths. Unlike canon Jaesa, this one deals with their deaths by vowing to bring Baras vengeance. She's always been a bitter, angry person, and more focused on striking down evil than finding inner peace, but this contributes more than any other single event to the woman who Srije meets on Hutta.
Don't remember how much I've said about this already, but on Tatooine at the Oasis trial, Srije sees Jaesa in a Force vision, sees her devastated at the deaths of her parents, and then sees that when they meet in the future will be a very important turning point for him.
As a result, Srije becomes very emotionally, personally invested, in finding her. He also becomes very anxious about what will happen when they meet, because he knows once he draws her out he must kill her. Which is abruptly literally the opposite of what he wants, but of course his master knows best...
#much of this is stuff I already knew#but originally he saved her parents#and I just realized that no#he killed them#and that tore him up#it was also the inciting incident that made Jaesa so hellbent on getting revenge that she was willing to become a Sith apprentice
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry
#also can I just say this was SO sweet from grian and gems pov#gem saying ‘he’s really pathetic. but he’s a good teammate’#and then skizz and mumbo suggesting they kill joel and gem immediately jumps to his defense and calling him ‘our idiot’#and grian joining as well defending him when skizz and mumbo got mad at Joel constantly killing them#meanwhile Joel - completely unaware this is happening - talks about how he feels the need to protect them while they’re in spectator#IM GONNA CRY. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#grian#geminitay#wild life spoilers#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr
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That's your problem, Louis, always has been. You're arrogant. "Everyone's fawning over Picasso, but not me, not Louis du Lac."
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Y’all remember the foxy is nice FNAF theory
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#foxy the pirate#michael afton#delusional moment here but I think they are besties#I wanna believe that Michael and foxy are homies#ITS similar to how Vanessa takes care of the fnaf 1 animatronics#if Vanessa is in a way a reflection of Michael#it makes sense to me he’d be friendly to them sometimes#obviously it’s complicated cause they’ve tried to kill him#but he knows a bit better that it isn’t their fault#Michael being nice to the animatronics is just sweet#I think after all my angst art this is deserved pff
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Since im not very normal when it comes to designing im always more efficient when i design straight up on an illustration so here goes the main suitors :
Antinous (lion🦁) : loud arrogant and imposing. Will laugh at your face and threaten you in cold blood.
Eurymachus (snake🐍): hypocrite manipulative conniving bitch. Will gaslight you with a kind smile. Hates mediocrity
Amphinomous (bear🐻) : he's the answer to choosing a man or a bear. Not inherently evil. He thinks the beggar is funny (not knowing its ody). He is just a guy who's easily influenced by his terrible friends.
(Credit to pinkcherry097 on instagram for the joke)
#chara design#why do i feel like ill get attached to these designs...#i love me a group of evil besties#also beggar ody has got to be the most sarcastic menace ever#hes like so eager to kill them but with all these years he didnt lose his silly#funny#the suitors#antinous#eurymachus#amphinomus#odysseus epic#odysseus fanart#odysseus#the odyssey#the odyssey by homer#epic#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic fanart#epic the musical memes#epic the ithaca saga#the ithaca saga#my art#sketch#silly
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If I had a nickel for every time Odysseus's crew experienced a mass casualty event due to killing an animal friend of a being with a powerful Godly father, and that God showing up to teach Odysseus a lesson of some kind before decimating his crew, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but holy shit is it unfortunate for the crew that it happened twice
#it kills me that eurylochus's actions doomed the crew after he tried so hard to save them#epic the musical#the thunder saga#thunder saga#cyclops saga
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dick grayson is absolutely the kind of person to have a fairly bad allergy to some food, and completely ignore it because that is his favorite food what do you mean he can't eat it?
i like the idea of him being allergic to mangos. not necessarily bad enough to warrant a hospital visit every time, but enough he suffers for his choices.
i also like the idea that the batfam have to keep eyes on this man at all times when a mango is in his vicinity.
Dick, wandering the Manor with faux casualty, mango in hand as he tries to find somewhere to eat it out of sight:
Jason, sitting in the library: "Hey, Dickie, what've you got there?"
Dick, immediately looking like a guilty dog who got caught in the trash: "...nooothing-"
Jason, snapping his book shut and sitting up: "Is that a fucking mango."
Dick, bolting: "NO?"
Jason, chasing immediately: "YOU CAN'T FUCKING EAT THOSE, GIVE IT HERE! DICK!"
Tim, sitting at the Batcomputer, working on a case:
Barbara, popping on screen: "Mango alert."
Tim, dropping everything to bolt upstairs: "RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON!"
A muffled screech is heard in the distance, followed by curses and demands of "spit that shit out NOW-"
The entire Batfam at dinner:
Dick, sneaking the mango flavored icecream over:
Damian, smacking his hand: "Richard for the love of-"
Dick, snatching the icecream and bolting: "You can't keep me from my mangos! I will never relent! MANGOS FOREVER!"
The entire family chases him down. Alfred is preparing treatment, and Bruce is sitting alone at the dining table, a few more grey hairs, and looking like he regrets everything. Muffled screams, curses, and then a loud lecture from at least three different people can be heard a few rooms over.
listen, the day he discovered his allergy was the same day he discovered his new favorite fruit, and he absolutely considers it a crime of the highest caliber to keep such a snack away from him.
#batman#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#dcu#red hood#red robin#robin#batfam#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#spoiler#as in steph is spoiler#signal dc#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#dicks love for mangos only grows when he's told he can't have them#everyone is so very done with him#it's not bad enough to kill him at least?#he uses his acrobatic skills to hide where he can eat it in peace#this is when they call in cass and duke to rein him in
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as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels
He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.
He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.
He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.
Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).
Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.
Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.
#who would win: an untouchable warlord w 1000 plans and a million agents or 1 bouncy boy and his 4-10 (croco has NO idea how many) companion#he literally says like go kill all 4 strawhats and their pet thing verbatim#p sure he thinks there’s like at least a dozen strawhats by the end and more then one mr prince#sanji and chopper are basically shaggy and scooby throughout rainbase like if they had stopped for snacks instead then came & freed evryone#honestly the plans on plans is the only reason he made it as far as he did cause they were knocking through them mach 10#he was in mob boss spy thiller mode and the strawhats are NOT matching his energy#he’s getting conned he’s getting clowned on his mouth is punched off mid line and now someone has called the cops (marines)#sir crocodile#monkey d luffy#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#nami#usopp#straw hat pirates#one piece#alabasta arc
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We love MK, child of un-divorced. The next update will be more gay. And fluffier.
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )
before saying anything, read the stuff under the cut
About wukong and macaque
Both these bitches did wrong, but remember that MK saw the vision starting from the fight itself, not what happened before. He then read the chapters of the book and read that Macaque also attacked. I personally think he's mostly hurted by what Wukong did, not because it's worse of what Macaque did, but because he idolized Wukong for so long, and while he know he did so many wrongs in the past, his vision of a "hero" dissapeared in this moment. He s mostly dissapointed let's say. Of course it's not the best of things to put tour heroes on a pedal because you will always be dissapointed. I guess MK learned the lesson...
About what MK said in panel 8
Our monkey boy is remembering his own very stupid thing he sacrificied himself without trying to talk it out with the others AND using the circuit on Wukong.
About the posters
Yes they were Monkey King posters. MK ripped them immediately after the vision because he still was not sure was reality and vision and was scared.
About the eye
Because I would prefer no one dies of angst, his eye is fine, it s more like symbolism.
#this was so hard to write#how do you write an argument with two people#both of them are in the wrong but one is slightly more?#like-don't get me wrong#what wukong did was worst but still- it's not like we can say macaque have been an angel up til now. he still almost killed mei.#and the pilgrims#who were literally under the command of the highest forces of heaven#my art#kyri45#comic#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk season 5#lmk shadowpeach#lmk monkey king#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#shadowpeach#shadowpeach bio parents au#lmk six eared macaque#liu er mihou#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#monkey mk#monkey qi xiaotian#tw eye trauma#eye trauma#trigger warning eye trauma
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when people reblog donation posts and say "donate what you can", I really feel like people aren't actually internalising it. not all of us can afford to donate $50, $100, more than that. but i know for a fact that there are thousands of us that can spare $2 or $5, and that all adds up.
it hurts so much to sit here and feel the limits of our own ability. we're not millionaires. we can't instantly fund these escape attempts. but these are bids for life, by people who never asked for the hellfire being rained upon them by sadistic colonialists, greedy for oil and land. they committed no crime other than being born in palestine. and of course it's unfair, to have to shoulder the weight of people's lives when we're all struggling to get by as it is. but our governments relentlessly fail us, they fail to scrape at the bottom of their cold dead hearts for their last dregs of humanity. it is so, so unfair, but it is up to the common man to save each other.
please. look at this spreadsheet. find a fund that resonates with you. and DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.
#i dont know what else to say anymore#i just want all of them to survive#theres truly nothing that could justify this ongoing genocide#and it kills me. that global pushback is so pathetic. gutless and meandering#free palestine#palestine#fuck zionism#fuck israel#we will see an end to zionism and israel within our lifetimes#i might be suicidal but im not dying before i see netanyahu get what he fucking deserves#donation post
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