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Speaking as a complete Max Jagerman stan,, the way the fandom has completely butchered his character. Did we watch the same show where he has an established god complex making him believe he’s better than everyone else or ,,,
#at the end of the day#max is a villain#based on the one line alone#his homelife MAY be rough#(I speak as someone who took that line and RAN)#but he definitely would not have forgiven the nerds easily if he had survived the Waylon place#and if he did#he’d have likely JUST stopped bullying THEM#side eyes Reese and PJ I’m so glad u loved guys#and we saw it with Callahan in yellow jacket#he’s likely started on Hannah behind the scenes#he wouldn’t have stopped w her either if that was the case#basically#tldr#the guys a villain at the end of the day and got babygirled and now everyone forgot the true meaning of his character x#and now#for some real tags#starkid#npmd#max jagerman#track 14 on FITF
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So Alastor has never farted in front of anyone, right?
#and if he did#he killed them#or blamed it on someone else#but probably killed#only his mom would survive#alastor#text post#radio demon#the radio demon#hazbin hotel
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Right, so considering that
1. There’s never been any official word on why Douglas Mackinnon suddenly left Good Omens and Anansi Boys, but current speculation that it was due to SA allegations against Neil Gaiman and
2. Neil Gaiman is currently engaged in some sort of weird "you can't fire me I quit" pr brinkmanship over the fate of Good Omens S3 and
3. Douglas Mackinnon just posted this on twitter with no explanation
I have literally never wanted to hear a man speak more. Douglas, spill. TELL US YOUR TRUTH!
ETA: I got very carried away. It was about Brexit:
https://x.com/drmuig/status/1835608346994327814
#neil gaiman#neil gaiman allegations#good omens#douglas mackinnon#maybe it's wishful thinking to hope that DM walked out in disgust#cause I want someone to have acted decently#but I hope so anyway#and if he did#I hope he thrives
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Wu haters will bend over backwards to hate Wu. He actually Hated Garmadon because... his robes were magically enchanted to protect him, and his brother tried to Fucking Kill Him. He's SUCH a shitty guy because the magical enchantment in his robes... did its job!!! NOOO you don't GET IT it was obviously made just to kill Garmadon, not as a protective measure for Wu!!!
#for all we know garmadon had a similar protective spell and thats why HE didnt fucking die#the fsm didnt only give wu a magical outfit#and if he did#thats bc it used to be HIS OWN outfit#and he probably owuldve given garmadon smth too .#ninjago#raine's rambles#wu ninjago#ninjago wu#master wu
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If this is your driver, start praying
#d1tz#astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion my beloved#plushstarion#baldurs gate astarion#i don't think he'd ever want to learn how to drive#and if he did#he would probably cheat to get his driver's license#p.s. this isn't my car
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it’s a good thing Tim wasn’t around for season 4 because he would have heard about Jon’s little adventure with Jared in the tunnels and immediately asked The Question™
#TWO QUESTIONS FOR YOU BOSS#DID HE REMOVE ONE RIB FROM EACH SIDE#AND IF HE DID#HAVE YOU#HAVE YOU TRIED TO-#tma#the magnus archives#tim stoker#jon sims#jared hopworth#tma s4
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don't get me wrong, I'm excited for the rwrb movie and I think Taylor's gonna be great. I'm hyped
BUT
I gave myself a damn good laugh imaging how much Alex would hate these sunglasses
like, Alex would laugh his ass off at this cryptobro, hypebeast, nft ass shit
tell me I'm wrong
#rwrb#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#bro seeing that red carpet picture while high out of my mind was a hilarious experience#i was in fight or flight#and my only reaction was#alex would never#and if he did#henry would never let him live it down
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And we're back for another riveting post of how unhinged is Lem about rumbelle where the updates never end and the point doesn't matter.
He's almost maniacal in the way he is looking at her.
Like he's solved the puzzle and connected the dots.
You didnt connect shit babe.
YOU KNOW NOTHING
She's NOT !!
The finger guns of dumbassery.
Throwing all thr blame on her now.
Cmon rumple!
Oh shit now you're throwing her words back in her face. Words she spoke to you in private confidence with. Words she could barely muster up to say in the first place.
#god#if only men would listen#but to be fair women too#im sure at some point in their companionship or her employment or whatever#that he mentions regina the evil crackbag queen#and if he did#which IM PRETTY SURE CAME UP AT SOME FUCKING POINT#she wouldve known who was in that carraige#even if she looked like a crazed up ad for stranger danger#stay tuned for more lem trying to make herself sob uncontrollably#rumbelle#ouat rumple#belle x rumple#rumple belle doesn't know!#rumplestiltskin#ouat belle#belle french#belle#ouat#once upon a time#1x12#skin deep#lem watches ouat
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hc that Ethan has this fluffy, 'just woke up like this' hair that people generally like and think he puts a lot of effort into maintaining when he just grabs fistfuls of his hair when it gets too long and starts jacking away at it with a knife until it's no longer in his good eye.
#pjo#percy jackson#ethan nakamura#everyone's always like 'wow your style looks so effortless' like#yeah#that's because it is#he does not own a mirror#and if he did#he would react to his reflection like those videos of cats and dogs seeing their reflection for the first time#'omg what's your hair care routine?'#' . . . care?'
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“I know you’re at a disadvantage because nobody thinks pretty girls are smart.”
Okaaaaaay then, sir.
#I don’t think he thought about how that was gonna sound before he said it#and if he did#he should have thought a little harder about it
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
#well its 5 am but i DID IT#sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision#i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes#doc talks#my art#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#book of bill spoilers#gravity falls spoilers#the axolotl#undescribed
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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summary of act 1
#arcane#viktor arcane#vi arcane#arcane meme#no bc why was he literally jesus#never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
#icarus speaks#apollo cameo#okay i’m lying a bit#he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long#not just an overly thick rope#but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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