#and if he did

[constantlyfalling]

So Alastor has never farted in front of anyone, right?

[shaggydogstail]

Right, so considering that

1. There’s never been any official word on why Douglas Mackinnon suddenly left Good Omens and Anansi Boys, but current speculation that it was due to SA allegations against Neil Gaiman and

2. Neil Gaiman is currently engaged in some sort of weird "you can't fire me I quit" pr brinkmanship over the fate of Good Omens S3 and

3. Douglas Mackinnon just posted this on twitter with no explanation

I have literally never wanted to hear a man speak more. Douglas, spill. TELL US YOUR TRUTH!

ETA: I got very carried away. It was about Brexit:

https://x.com/drmuig/status/1835608346994327814

[nyaskitten]

Wu haters will bend over backwards to hate Wu. He actually Hated Garmadon because... his robes were magically enchanted to protect him, and his brother tried to Fucking Kill Him. He's SUCH a shitty guy because the magical enchantment in his robes... did its job!!! NOOO you don't GET IT it was obviously made just to kill Garmadon, not as a protective measure for Wu!!!

[d1tz]

If this is your driver, start praying

[ibenology]

it’s a good thing Tim wasn’t around for season 4 because he would have heard about Jon’s little adventure with Jared in the tunnels and immediately asked The Question™

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

And we're back for another riveting post of how unhinged is Lem about rumbelle where the updates never end and the point doesn't matter.

He's almost maniacal in the way he is looking at her.

Like he's solved the puzzle and connected the dots.

You didnt connect shit babe.

YOU KNOW NOTHING

She's NOT !!

The finger guns of dumbassery.

Throwing all thr blame on her now.

Cmon rumple!

Oh shit now you're throwing her words back in her face. Words she spoke to you in private confidence with. Words she could barely muster up to say in the first place.

[m4gp13]

hc that Ethan has this fluffy, 'just woke up like this' hair that people generally like and think he puts a lot of effort into maintaining when he just grabs fistfuls of his hair when it gets too long and starts jacking away at it with a knife until it's no longer in his good eye.

[eddis-not-eeddis]

“I know you’re at a disadvantage because nobody thinks pretty girls are smart.”

Okaaaaaay then, sir.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[xiaq]

Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.