#and if he did

[constantlyfalling]

So Alastor has never farted in front of anyone, right?

[shaggydogstail]

Right, so considering that

1. There’s never been any official word on why Douglas Mackinnon suddenly left Good Omens and Anansi Boys, but current speculation that it was due to SA allegations against Neil Gaiman and

2. Neil Gaiman is currently engaged in some sort of weird "you can't fire me I quit" pr brinkmanship over the fate of Good Omens S3 and

3. Douglas Mackinnon just posted this on twitter with no explanation

I have literally never wanted to hear a man speak more. Douglas, spill. TELL US YOUR TRUTH!

ETA: I got very carried away. It was about Brexit:

https://x.com/drmuig/status/1835608346994327814

[nyaskitten]

Wu haters will bend over backwards to hate Wu. He actually Hated Garmadon because... his robes were magically enchanted to protect him, and his brother tried to Fucking Kill Him. He's SUCH a shitty guy because the magical enchantment in his robes... did its job!!! NOOO you don't GET IT it was obviously made just to kill Garmadon, not as a protective measure for Wu!!!

[d1tz]

If this is your driver, start praying

[deafblindshorty]

Just because you sacrificed your family for this job, doesn't mean I'm gonna sacrifice mine!

-Miles Morales to Miguel O'Hara, probably

[ibenology]

it’s a good thing Tim wasn’t around for season 4 because he would have heard about Jon’s little adventure with Jared in the tunnels and immediately asked The Question™

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

And we're back for another riveting post of how unhinged is Lem about rumbelle where the updates never end and the point doesn't matter.

He's almost maniacal in the way he is looking at her.

Like he's solved the puzzle and connected the dots.

You didnt connect shit babe.

YOU KNOW NOTHING

She's NOT !!

The finger guns of dumbassery.

Throwing all thr blame on her now.

Cmon rumple!

Oh shit now you're throwing her words back in her face. Words she spoke to you in private confidence with. Words she could barely muster up to say in the first place.

[eddis-not-eeddis]

“I know you’re at a disadvantage because nobody thinks pretty girls are smart.”

Okaaaaaay then, sir.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important