#TWO QUESTIONS FOR YOU BOSS
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itâs a good thing Tim wasnât around for season 4 because he would have heard about Jonâs little adventure with Jared in the tunnels and immediately asked The Questionâ˘
#TWO QUESTIONS FOR YOU BOSS#DID HE REMOVE ONE RIB FROM EACH SIDE#AND IF HE DID#HAVE YOU#HAVE YOU TRIED TO-#tma#the magnus archives#tim stoker#jon sims#jared hopworth#tma s4
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I am DYING for more prosopagnosia comic pls I'm starving
Ask and I'll (try to) deliver!
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Still some of Emmet's PoV (one page more and we'll get back to Ingo, don't worry ^^)
#submas#submas au#subway bosses#subway boss emmet#pokemon emmet#emmet#chandelure#depot agents#depot agent jackie#that's just my design for them#prosopagnosia#my art#quick question#did you spot a particular figure in the crowd?#well there are two you could recognize if you follow my stuff but I ain't talking about Hana's cameo#asks
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#follow up question- how would you celebrate said sin?#helluva boss#sinmas#helluva boss sinsmas#helluva boss season two#hazbin hotel
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For those who are unsure of whether or not they really have the "sensitivity to cold" symptom of fibromyalgia, because you think that it's just you not being able to handle colder temperatures like other people, that's one way of putting it. The other way is, when it's winter and the temperatures start dropping, do you feel your pain more intensely? Do you feel like you have more problems with your joints? Is your partner always commenting how cold your fingers and toes are, but it somehow gets more frequent in winter? Those are other ways to consider being sensitive to the cold.
#just a little food for thought#I'm thinking bc I'm high af#I had to take an entire 50 mg gummy tonight because I had some serious fucking pain#I didn't realize it was going to be a consistent pattern of winter making me feel like shit#but here we are in year two of No Longer Ignoring My Symptoms#and I'm still questioning whether or not it's actually fibromyalgia#like I 100% definitively know what it is#I just still don't have the doctors sign off bc I hate phone calls and I'm getting new insurance next month#so I figure might as well wait to see if the new insurance covers any differently#things to look forward to with the new job#anyways I'm forever grateful I didn't have to jump through every stupid ass hoop my husband did when he went full time with my company#it's explicitly designed against people who aren't neurotypical and it's honestly the most bullshit program ever#no they don't give full time by merit in my company#I really only got the job because my file boss wanted me explicitly for her job when she retires#and I will be eternally grateful that she saw something in me that no other manager saw#anyways ignore all these tags anyone who reads this that found this in the fibromyalgia tag instead of my blog#fibromyalgia#>.>#kudos to those who read this far#your journey shall reward you with a small token of my gratitude#đŚâ⏠a friend for you
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 𤡠im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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big fan of how my party set-up is just. j.oongi and the girls <3
#ash rambles đ#like a flowing wind đł#look at how cute they are!!! hopefully I'll be able to play more y.akuza later this weel#*week#i have midterms for the next two days#it's rough but I'm trying my best to hang in there sjdjjasj#anything can be accomplished with the power of enough y.akuza + enough orgasms if you ask me-#but yeah#they're so cute!!! i did swap out E.ri for Z.hao when I got him but this is such a fun party#i kept everyone in their default job other than S.aeko who is an idol for heals#and as for the game I'm at the part where you have to raise 3 million! I've got about 2.5 rn.#maybe if i finish these review questions early... I'll play more! the new y.akuza game is coming out in a little less than 2 weeks#i wont be getting it at release though because a) I'm not spending 70 bucks on that shit b) i still need to finish 7! and g.aiden! and 8!#Hopefully i can steer clear of spoilers#knowing my luck + my nosy ass... I doubt it- Manifesting M.ine coming back though đđ˝đđ˝đđ˝#but back to the actual post#they're so cute!!!!! they all went âđ˝âđ˝âđ˝#also E.ri's combat is fucking brutal??? she's so cute but then she starts pulling out staplers and thumbtacks???#and is my damage dealer for boss fights???? hello??#okay back to studying i goooo!#j.oongi cute.. handsome... I'll probably make him and me official and take him out of crush jail when i finish y7!#i think he deserves that much#i feel very strongly for him hehe
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I need to stop sleeping all day its giving me wild as fuck dreams
#literally had a dream that i was a 14yr old mexican boy who was kidnapped by a crime boss and worked for him#making my way up the ladders until i was his right hand man#until one day i got in an accident and the paramedic who found me stuck by me while the cops questioned me#bc like who is this kid why is he so malnourished who is meant to tale care of you#and then they were restraining me in the back of an ambulance and i was crying and trying to breathe my way out of a panic#attack and then managed to calm down and the paramedic (who looked like that guy from disco elysium. the one you play as)#started asking me questions about my life and i talked about how johnny was in charge and he wore half a black rabbit mask but upside down#so the singular ear ran down his throat. and i talked about other thing idk but then CRASH the ambulance is suddenly gone#(OH I REMEMBER. i talked about how there were these women (prostitutes) who were nice to me and would give me food and drink#that i wasnt supposed to have and they wouldnt let me drink what the men were having but thats okay it tasted nasty anyway#and how on my last mission i was shot in the leg and it delayed me a day and johnny punished me by locking me up#and i couldnt leave and i nearly starved to death that week but the women snuck me small amounts of food and drink#even tho they would have been killed if they were caught. anyway that was like two weeks ago and my leg still hadnt healed)#im tied up under the clothesline at the top of the stairs of my irl house while the paramedic is tied to a chair by the front door#johnny comes in and starts asking questions but upon receiving no answers he grabs a metal bat and breaks the paramedics knee#and im just crying and screaming for it all to stop scared out of my life and johnny asks if i want the beating instead#and the paramedic says âdont you lay a finger on him. (name) look away i dont want you seeing thisâ#and then johnny starts torturing him amd all i hear is his screams even tho im blocking my ears and squeezing my eyes shut#and then im in johnnys room three years later and hes turned me into a dog but also an axolotl and ive forgotten my human roots#....like literally what the FUCK was that????#moss' madness#its called vague posting FOR A REASON
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Are you dead? :(
Man I fucking WISH /j
Anyway no Iâm not dead lol. Just been quiet since workâs been busy. We have a big meeting coming up within the next few weeks to decide what the fuck weâre doing in our department bc weâve kinda just been drowning for months lol
So hopefully. HOPEFULLY. My ridiculous amount of overtime is coming to an end. And Iâll be less stressed. And Iâll actually be able to do art without work looming over my shoulder like the devil
But also itâs been quiet in my inbox too haha usually I try to answer asks as I get them, so if yâall miss me you can always send me an ask :â) You know Iâm cool talking about whatever whenever
#Shima answers questions#I should actually check when that meeting is. Hmm.#Anyway yes Iâm here just not as active since workâs been kicking my ass <3#Itâll be over soon tho. Weâre SOOOO close#(I hope)#If I walk into that meeting and my boss is like âAw yeah no you gotta keep working 55-60 hours a week for the next two monthsâ#I might ACTUALLY jump off a bridge. Just saying.
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real
#this is so mind numbingly exhausting i don't understand how everyone else seems to just do it?#it was such a weird day#started out in a good mood but then boss scolded these two interns cause of a mistake#and like he wasn't shouting exactly but he raised his voice and said so many things like you are so careless im suffering so many losses bc#bc of you outsiders are going to think i don't have a good team and i don't have control over my team#and how we should always note things down because we're so distracted and not serious#and how before going home everyday we should report to him what work we did today#i understand that he's being reasonable (maybe? idk) but it sounded so eerily horribly like my dad i couldn't function properly for an hour#why are men so similar everywhere#why am i SO scared i could feel the disappointment radiating off him and he wasn't even mad at me and i felt like a failure#which is so embarrassing like girl stop you are a 20 year old adult woman you will not cry at your workplace because an angry man triggered#your dad issues#and upar se there was a new intern at work one year younger than me and oh my god he was so annoying#like i talked to him first bc i pitied him like what if he felt alone it was only his second day but boy literally could not stop talkingđ#like ok it's kinda cool that this senior di she trusted me enough to be like you teach him this project report this when ive only been#here for 3 weeks but bhaiđ he's so annoying đ i have newfound respect for the di how does she handle all 7-8 of us interns i would go#crazy and shout at everyone and tell them to leave me alone đ but she's so patient and kind and answers dumb questions 100 times#but she's leaving this office permanently from next month bc of her ca final :( i mean very good for her she deserves better more money#better work hours better office etc. but :(( she's leaving :((#as you can see i have both dad issues and abandonment issues so fun lol
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just finished watching the og scott pilgrim movie for the first time fucking loved it
#it obviously has issues. but man ive never seen anything like this shit i loved it so much#its like if they made a 2010s youtube comedy sketch into a movie but in the best way possible#two main things. one im always a huge lover of incorporating animated visuals into anything. thank fucking god#and two i LOVEEEEEEE stories that take place in this kind of heightened reality#like its all normal everyday at first just with fun editing but then the fights start happening and its just like#yeah everyone here just does crazy video game boss fights and defeats ppl and they turn into coins and thats just normal and no#one questions it. THATS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEE i love shit like that so much#doing stuff like this is so much more fun when you dont have characters making wisecracks about the nature of their reality every two#seconds. this shit was great bcuz no one is like ''ermm so i have this health bar? sooo crazy lol. that just happened!''#or whatever. this is just how the world works i love it#anyways i wanted to watch the movie first before i watched the new animated series. cause i want to watch that cuz it looks super fun#so whenever i have time next im gonna do that :D excited for that since ik ppl have been liking it a lot#plus i've heard it kind of addresses some of the more Erm bits from the story which is cool#i know its very different from the movie too so dw i know that going in lol#anyways i need to go to bed but yeah movie good#serena.txt
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lost the siren call of the evening nap
#woke up nauseated and confused as you do#its been a bizarrely anxious two days at work idk why#and its left me. all a kimbo#i've changed my mind i'm going to WORK VENT in the tags enjoy the incomprehensibility#the nature of my work is that sometimes my boss will come to me and be like 'hey. i know you analyze identical bottles every day.#but a week ago you analyzed THIS bottle and i have questions about it.'#and I don't know why! usually it's whatever! work stress typically does not get to me for my job#but for some reason this one was a bizarre combination of mix-ups on the shipping folks' end AND me just staring blankly at some numbers#going 'IDK where i got this. idk where I got this. where did i get this. why do i have these numbers.'#and it just threw me off hardcore
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We got a new manager at work and like she seems fine, personality wise. But I spent all day trying to explain stuff and getting interrupted half way through with how we were now going to do X thing the way she wants to do it and every time I was like... Can you at least finish your training shifts before you implement changes to how this whole thing has worked since I got here? Just rubbed me the wrong way professionally because like I get she was a manager of the same department as mine at another store, but please learn how this store works and then do whatever, thank you â ď¸â ď¸â ď¸
#winters ramblings#ive been Stressi because im close to Moving Day for one and for two ive had a micromanaging new boss#up my ass for two days training when she doesnt seem to listen very well to any of us. its irritating#as a person she seems fine like i feel kinda bad for judging but also maybe DONT start telling us all how to do our jobs#before youve even been in the job youve been in for three days. it's kind of rude to question our ability to our jobs you feel#like SURE after you see how we all work make your criticisms sure 100%#but please WAIT until you actually know whats going on first before telling me how to do my job
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i . may have fucked up
#let one of the 4th grade girls play fgo on my phone the other day. she bragged abt it to one of the other 4th grade girls. the#other one got upset that she wan't allowed to (she wasn't there at the time) so today i caved and let her play too. but then one of the 3rd#grade boys in the group saw and got jealous so i had to let him play too so he wouldn't tell my boss / bc i don't play favorites#he ended up loving it. asked a few more questions abt the gameplay and Lit Up when i told him it was a gacha#(apparently he LOVES gacha games and actively seeks them out (but is bad at finding them bc he's in 3rd grade))#(his genshin main is amber)#and uhm . i definitely have similarly strong opinions on gacha but they're in the opposite direction#anyways. i mentioned the name of f/go earlier in the conversation and so that's the point where he decided he was going to go home and#download it. and noah fence but there's DEFINITELY some content in f/go which i don't want a 3rd grader to read/see#so fingers crossed that he gets bored somewhere in the middle of fuyuki#n e ways. this kid's taste in video games absolutely fascinates me bc like. on one hand he's tried to reccomend me the fucking. train but i#tries to kill you mascot horror game for ipad babies to ask their parents for merch of. but on the other hand he has an undertale lunchbox#and like. there's a p stark difference between those two things#romeo.txt
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saw someone tag one of my posts â#the boss reblogsâ and Iâve decided that that fucking owns and im henceforth referring to myself exclusively as âthe boss.â
#elliott.txt#next time I post a drawing itâs gonna be âthe bossâs artâ#next time I answer an ask itâs gonna be âquestions for the bossâ#the hashtags didnât go in. You get it though#im being silly goofy but this probably would eventually raise my self esteem by a point or two
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gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov
>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town
>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner
>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend
>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school
>friend becomes your girlfriend
>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???
>gets memories erased at some point
>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.
>apocalypse happens
>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)
>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.
>get turned into a statue
>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why
>things like immediately go back to normal
>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with
>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.
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