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*upon finding thrawn*
morgan elsbeth: i heard your calls and i journeyed through time and space with my magick to retrieve you, grand admiral
thrawn, falling backwards: the fuck is that green shit?
#thrawn has the force sensitivity of a fucking gonk droid#like please#he isn’t calling to you#you’re just delusional#nightsister#star wars#ahsoka show#ahsoka#star wars rebels#grand admiral thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#morgan elsbeth#funny quote#my stuff#meme
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big brother part 7
#you know this is an au because the dick in my main series never calls bruce dad lol#but yeah jason’s bio dad was a dick#wait#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batman#comic#fanart#art#big brother series#idk who needs to hear this but don’t actually beat up children#dick isn’t scolding jason cause honestly he’s even more messed up#note: don’t use the g word unless u have ties to it
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Seeing all those posts and fanfics where the batkids, especially Dick, calls Clark "uncle Clark", made me think.
If Dick calls Clark "uncle Clark", he probably started doing it BEFORE he ever referred to Bruce as his father. After all, another uncle doesn't erase any existing one, but accepting Bruce as his father was erasing John Grayson in Dick's mind, for multiple years. It makes sense for Dick's confused feelings about his situation to call Clark "uncle" before calling Bruce "dad".
So, I present you: Bruce being envious of Clark because Dick refers to him with a family's title but Bruce is just "B".
And in the same continuity: Dick being envious of Jason calling Bruce "dad" so easily.
For Dick, it feels as if the word is stuck in his throat. He can say it to joke around with others ("let's steal dad's car" he tells Jason), but to Bruce's face? He's afraid the world would end.
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#robin#batman#nightwing#clark kent#jason todd#superman#dc comics#my ramblings#Clark can feel the batglare Bruce is sending him from accross the room as a lil Dick calls him uncle and asks to be picked up#only child syndrome learns to share your kid Bruce Smallville isn’t going to steal him from you#also you can take from my cold dead hands the hc that Jason used to call B “dad” all the time#when he is de-aged in RHaTO he says he likes to call him dad#but also am I the only one to have remarked how Dick only calls B “dad” when he is talking to others and often in a joking way?
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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I don’t think, as a fandom, we have utilitiesed the concept of immortal Alfred along side the Fawcett time bubble.
Now, I know for a fact that it’s canon Alfred is not immortal and has infact died, I also just don’t give a shit
I’m also fairly sure that time bubble fawcett has never been canon (atleast in the way that I picture it) , and at the very least isn’t anymore, I still don’t care.
Just picture, Itty Bitty Billy Batson (orphan whos entire support system from when he was younger is just entirely gone) hears a familiar voice coming through Batman’s personal comms, and just kinda thinks,
Holy Shit that’s Uncle Al
Now he’s obviously very confused, last time he heard anything about his Uncle Al was approximately in like 1954, and he was around the same age as his parents who I imagine couldn’t be any younger than like 30. So how tf is he not brain dead and being fed through a tube by now? (I’m sure there are some very functional 90 year olds but like… what are the chances?)
I imagine that Billy would eventually figure out that Alfred works for the Wayne family in Gotham (I also imagine that he now vaguely know Batman’s identity but he’s also like 12 so why would he care?) and finds a way to get there as soon as possible.
I’m picturing just like, Tim or someone opening the door to this tiny little boy whos holding a box full of pictures and letters and is politely asking if he can ‘Speak with uncle-err, Mr Pennyworth?’
#billy batson#alfred pennyworth#I imagine in this au that C.C would’ve been drafted into WW2 and met Alfred there#Alfred was the kind of close family friend that you would call uncle#he also probably let Billy and Mary hold his pistol or smth#fawcett city#immortal Alfred Pennworth#fawcett time bubble#batfamily#batfam#shazam#captain marvel#Tim fully thought it was gonna be another him situation and nearly had a hear attack#some how finding out the family butler is immortal isn’t much better#dc#dc comics#fawcett comics#I also do imagine that immortal Alfred can shapeshift to change his age#I’ve been listening to ‘Uncle Albert’ by Paul McCartney and to me it’s so shazamily coded#uncle al
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Me desperately wanting andy x readers after watching alien: romulus but knowing he’s autistic + black, tumblr will favor the neurotypical white main character and treat andy like a 5 year old
#saw someone call him a ‘golden retriever’ and a ‘baby’ like I need you to bite the curb#he literally had an issue with being treated like a child after getting that new chip put into his neck#everyone wants to fuck the robot character until he isn’t a white neurotypical man#sorry I’m just a tad pissed off but what did I expect#alien romulus#alien franchise#alien#andy alien romulus
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Friday the 13th daily König sketch🥀✨might watch a spooky movie tonight (CW: blood below the cut)
#isn’t he cute#he might have a crush on you#art#sketch#doodle#fanart#CW: blood#konig#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig fanart#cod#call of duty#friday the 13th
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Prompt 171
Danny would like everyone to know it was a complete accident. Look, normally he was really good at not altering the timeline! He was!
But the dude was definitely not in the right Time, and he had to get his trust which took so long, like damn he thought he had anxiety. Seriously though, kevlar in the 1700s? Yeah that wasn’t right, and Peepaw always complained about the messes that the speedsters caused, so he was trying to prevent a mess by tugging the dude away and helping him out.
Falling in love maybe a little, was not in the plan. But honestly the man had a worse sense of self preservation than he did as a teen and was also straight up adorable, in a wet cat who could kill you sort of way.
So maybe he helped the dude grab a child that was going to be drowned. It wasn’t like anyone else saw them! Even if similar situations might’ve happened a few different times.
Still, no one saw them!
So why is there now a small cult who worships the Shadowed one and Radiant one, aka his companion (who would not give his name save for B, which, fair, probably didn’t want to accidentally wreck the timeline either) and well, him?! At least they worship them as guardians of children, but uh. Should he maybe, perhaps, fix this…?
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Spirit Halloween#Danny is in fact an Adult in this#He helps CW out with time stuff & getting stuff that fell through natural portals back to the Zone#Does Danny ever mention his affection for Bruce during their travels together? No.#Was it obvious to literally everyone else who was not Bruce? Yes#Danny is inwardly dying while learning about the cult he accidentally made because they decided that the Radiant One & Shadowed One are lov#Tim has a way easier time proving Bruce is in the past when he stumbles across one of the organization’s meetings#The cult-isn’t-exactly-a-cult and more like a minor religion focusing on the protection of children#Bruce is going to have a headache when he gets back to modern day#Hey he at least still has that cloak of shadows that his travelling companion (Call me D then.) gave him to help hide his not time appropri#League: Batman is dead#RR barging in: Batman is alive & in the past & definitely met some sort of higher being or spirit or something#League: Who the fuck are you-
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“silco knowing felicia explains why he took powder in so quickly and never would’ve given jinx up!” so close actually not close at all! silco took jinx in because her jumping into his arms and saying “she is not my sister” was a violent reminder of when he was betrayed and abandoned by someone he considered a brother! her dead mother did not cross his mind at that moment i promise you. oh and as for the whole never turning her in thing he’d never do that because he knows what it’s like to be betrayed and would never pass that feeling down to jinx willingly. here let me put this on a billboard for you.
hope this helps!
#don’t nitpick about the phrasing of the brother thing please i’m aware of the ‘brother in arms’ route#thats just the best way i could phrase it#silco arcane#jinx arcane#this isn’t really arcane critical more arcane fandom critical#if this sounds incredibly petty it’s because it is <3#i had to sit here and listen to yall call silco a predator and a groomer for his relationship with jinx and suddenly you are switching up#on him and calling it wholesome because he knew her mom i’m not letting that slide#you don’t get to switch up like that
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You ever think about how Mihawk definitely does not hear his name alot?
Like there are probably only 2 people in the entire world that consistently refer to him by name. To the rest of the world he’s just an epithet. He might as well have no real name for as little as he hears it.
He’ll hear it at introductions always preface by his epithet, he’ll see it in the bounty posters and notice it in the history books. But barely anyone will ever calm him that. Just a pink headed ghost girl and the red headed half of the most complicated situationship panning 20 years.
You ever think about how Shanks probably has a thousand and one nicknames for Mihawk he cycles through at a whim but maybe Mihawk’s favorite will always be the soft way in which Shanks calls out his given name like that’s all there is too it like there’s a Mihawk that exists all on its own. No matter the situation Shanks calls him Mihawk and he has his full attention
#man has no friends other than his boyfriends and kids. claims to be etremely happy. more at six#been listening to First time by Hozier and that is so them honestly#you ever think about how pink is a kinda a lighter shade of red and green is a complimentary color to red#because I just did#this works for zoro and Luffy red and green they are literally complimentary colors they compliment each other#but the fact that mihawk also got pink and green as his familiar counterparts two colors associated with red is kinda crazy not gonna lie#it also probably doesn’t mean anything but it tickles my brain#also the only reason Zoro isn’t counted is because he’s a rude troll who I don’t think has refers to Mihawk by anything other than that guy#so when push comes to shove and he actually has to adress him he probably calls him hawk eyes#Perona I don’t think I’ve ever heard her say it but I can’t imagine her calling him anything else when it’s not an insult#but yeah First Time by hozier fucking with my head might fuck around do a lyric association post 👀#throwing thoughts to the void#mishanks#I’ll never not be obsessed with them#one piece#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#op#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#goth fam#goth family#one piece goth family#roronoa zoro#perona one piece#Perona#ghost princess perona#mihawk x shanks
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Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending
#I like to believe that there is a universe where they get to grow old together#just one#look once upon a time I read a fic that had me bawling my fuckin eyes out where they get to grow old together#I do want to say that I believe in personal growth and I think that Curt can 100% have a happy ending without Owen- where he can grow#away from that experience and where he can healthily cope with the trauma he ended up with#where he can find solace in something other than alcohol and where he can find it in himself to forge new relationships and build his#connections with people like Tatiana#etc etc#I just want to make it known that this is one of many happy endings that could happen#(amongst the several sad ones that I know also exist)#ALSO I wanted to draw the old men and I do what I want#but yeah something something if the universe is infinite /ref#maybe this is a universe where the banana incident never happened and they were able to retire together#ough#the curtwen feels are really getting me today#I adore them#also I used a new brush ive been having fun with this past week#doesn’t it look cool?#I really like drawing with it and I like how it looks so#we might be seeing more of this one in the future#although 6b is still my guy#damn y’know hypothetically- if Owen (depending on the au) and Curt lived to be in their 60s (at least) they would witness the first Pride#god can you imagine that?#At the very least Curt being around for stonewall and everything that came after that with queer rights#FUCK anyways#fun fact: a group of frogs is called an army#isn’t that cute#reminds me of that one person on TikTok that raised like a thousand frogs- they had a literal army of frogs#crazy#curtwen week
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idk how everyone is so positive about this honestly. the question is literally whether the relationship is in the past and then he says ‘yes for sure but tommy could come back but not for a romantic thing!’
all i see is what happened with abby all over again. i wish i could be positive but i’m sorry. i can’t.
#911#911 spoilers#911 discourse#if you want to be hopeful you can but personally i’m going off the assumption tommy isn’t coming back to mend the relationship#also if you want to call me delusional for thinking this then do it. i know tim lies. he walks things back. he can change#stories and ideas after backlash or even just because of the hiatus#but the writing is on the wall for me friends
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it’s actually so wild to me that this fairly quirky YA type show gave both of its main characters deaths that can, in one way or another, solidly be considered hate crimes. they were both flat out murdered as a result of being A) gay and effeminate or B) brown (south asian, specifically) and you could argue whether or not those kids thought of it that way in the moment or whatever but the bottom line is that they would not have been in the situations that killed them if they weren’t of their respective minorities. like legitimately that is a ballsy choice for this kind of netflix show, let alone for the two Main Characters, and i respect it big time
#rambling#i think about this a lot#you could brush charles’ off as a hate crime by proxy since it was in response to him Stopping a hate crime#but that would be stupid. like you think what happened to him would’ve happened if he was white? doubtful#as a mixed person the way i see it is that in that moment- when he protected that pakistani kid- he went from being tolerated#by being/acting just white enough and with enough other jock traits to sort of fit in amongst them#to all at once proving to them that no- he is in fact The Other. he isn’t one of us he’s one of Them.#and as such what happened to him would’ve been a bonafide hate crime. even if they were to give an excuse like ‘he got in our way’ or ‘he#made a fool out of us’ or whatever else. even if those boys didn’t fully UNDERSTAND the racism in their own intentions/actions#it still would be. because that would not have happened to a white boy. period#anyway. genuinely fascinating choice they made with the way they presented his death- especially considering it was not#remotely similar in the comics. neither of them had the hate crime aspect going on really up til yockey’s narrative choices#so props to him. man’s got balls#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#edit: I will say that I don’t think the boys in edwin’s case technically murdered him nor would I call them murderers#because I can’t imagine a single one of them actually thought that ritual was gonna do anything more than make him piss himself#it was still hate-based bullying. like they still absolutely did what they did because he’s visibly effeminate and easily clickable#and all in all: gay. but when I say edwin was murdered I don’t really mean by those boys. I mean those boys dragged him into the situation#(kicking and screaming) that GOT him murdered by a demon. and he would not have been in that position if not for being gay.#I’ll say it again because last time I talked about this someone got real pissy in my inbox: I am not excusing the actions of the boys that#got him killed nor am I saying what they did wasn’t based in homophobia. i am just clarifying that they didn’t intend on killing anyone or#think whatsoever that someone getting killed was even a possibility (as opposed to charles’ killers who definitely had to have thought he#could be killed even if that might not have been the premeditated goal of every boy involved)#but the fact that edwin was ultimately intentionally killed by a demon counts as murder to me#someone killed him on purpose. that’s murder#the demon probably didn’t give a shit about this human teenager’s sexuality but regardless he ended up there for being gay.#so. just. a clarification
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hate when the excuse for ignoring color is “well I don’t ship him with killer!” they’re friends canonically. They can still be friends
#even worse when the excuse is ‘I don’t want killer to leave nightmare!’#bro fuck nightmare#why are you so intent on keeping killer with an abuser that you erase the one person who’d call him out on his bullshit#‘oh well my nightmare isn’t an abuser’#okay and??#killer is still allowed friends isn’t he?#if not then why tf is your nightmare controlling who this grown ass man can & cant be friends with#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer sans#color sans#killer!sans#color spectrum duo#colour sans#killertale sans#bad sans gang#bad sanses#nightmares gang#nightmare’s gang#killertale#othertale sans#something new sans#something new au#undertale something new#undertalesomethingnew
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simon riley coming home after a long deployment of missing you.
#simon ghost riley#call of duty#ghost cod#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#isn’t he the sweetest?#gimme gimme gimme
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Bezz for Sky Sport Italia
-“In the VR46 groupchat, when you talk about the new Ducati riders that are going strong, like Marc Marquez.. how is it (what do you guys think about it, how does it feel like)? The Devil wears Prada? Look at Marquez..? I just wanted to address this topic.
“Well, we talk about it much more in person than on our groupchat-
“But it doesn’t go unnoticed. (You do talk about him)
“No, we pay attention to everything. With Vale is difficult not to, he has always taught and still teaches us to pay attention to every detail, so we always try to understand everything around us. Marc is going very strong, and we watch him and try to learn from him.
“So he’s like a benchmark! (nice pun right there)
“He’s like a ‘tool’ that we can use… wait, it does sound bad, I mean he’s a rider, but he’s a rider that we can ‘use as a lesson’. We can look up to him, as if he was a teacher.”
#it isn’t in the video but he went on and said that he thinks even non-ducati riders look up to him bc he’s (then he started mumbling idk)#wdym they don’t talk about marc in groupchats do you think uccio told them to be aware of the hackers or some shit#bezz calling marc MARC#bezz calling marc a MAESTRO#INSANEEEEEEE#as soon as I saw this shit i started shaking and yelling#the interviewer was WILD#feel free to kinda help me in the comments with translation bc it’s 10am and i just watched marc fuck up the quali#THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA??????#new level of insanity unlocked! good job bezz#they also asked him how he is doing since pecco is getting married and luca is having a baby and he was like. i have a dog#he also doesn’t have a stylist and he thinks you can tell#my cringefail daughter#i feel like i’m going crazy#marco bezzecchi#marc marquez#marcmarc#motogp#marc <3
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