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Sorry I put stanley in my pocket </3
Ur gonna get lint all over him !!
#the shirt is blue bc imagining Stanley in a pocket reminded me of that one ep of adventure time#when Finn sews a lil pocket on his shirt so a very tiny Jake can hang out in it#anyway#hi kelpiekidd !#kelpiekidd#ppl talking to stanley and narrator#tsp#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tspud#he is. small.#.png
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts#nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left#the lack of coherent design is so funny#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY#i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#jim kirk#spock#tos
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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—
#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18#like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like#‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt#bruce wayne#dc comics#batman#dc#text#text post
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Hello, Toshination. Follow for more Dad Might truthing
#he is sooooo dad#and yes that is what he was like#dad might#all might#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha#mha fanart#my hero academia#my mha art#toshinori yagi#yagi toshinori#small might#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#deku#my MHA comics#promoting this to comic status
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What result are you hoping for?
Model: princess_vasilisa on Reddit
#beta faggot#beta sissy#beta slave#beta sub#cage#cage de chasteté#cage slave#caged and plugged#caged chastity#cagedcock#caged foot slave#strict chastity#chasisty#chasity#he gets pegged#men gets pegged#sissy pegged#strappon#strict mistress#locked and denied#small dick humiliation#dominated slave#goddess#slave and mistress#beta virgin#beta boi#beta#beta husband#bd/sm slave#bdsmgirl
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they still go shopping together ☹️☹️☹️
#my art#fanart#sketch#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#yes yuuji would switch shoes with her#in fact he would offer but her shoes are too small for him to put on#also he would ruin them
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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I have a bed bug
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What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#henry emily#william afton#springtrap#fnaf 3#I sometimes think about how Henry was looking for animtronics too#I focus a lot on Michael but in canon Henry is the one who sets up pizza sim#so I wonder sometimes what he was up to for years#considering what if he found William first#or had any run ins with him#how that look the concept is just really interesting#so this is my small stab at it#neither afraid of each other but both wanting to fight each other too#shout out to toxic old man yaoi lmao
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A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.
Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet
#transformers#maccadam#transformers one#megatron#soundwave#starscream#shockwave#d-16#tf one#I didn’t draw it out but megs is super conflicted abt taking his cog out#for obvious reasons#maybe he respects/trusts/looks up to the high guard since they’re#the high guard#after megs leaves they’re like wait. why were they having such small bots mining#one fall and that tiny frame can get dented and oh god he’s just a kid what the hell#reason to kill sentinel number 37#anyways they’re sillies fun time to me#unrelated but FUCK tumblr decreasing quality of large pictures I was wondering why my older posts were so blurry
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Someone call Elita 😭
[Please do not steal, trace, repost or do anything with my work]
#orionsart#ELITA IS GONNA KICK THEIR ASS WHEN SHE FINDS OUT💀#they’re watching out for deception booby traps#bee is in good hands trust 🙏🏼#by carl he means megatron#optimus and bee up to silly shenanigans#art#maccadam#transformers#transformers one#tf one#transformers fanart#artists on tumblr#small artist#bumblebee#optimus prime#b 127#orion pax#tf fanart#tf one fanart
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they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this
#and its very important yes siree#because a coat that size is truly a conundrum#roy harper#wally west#donna troy#garth of shayeris#dick grayson#fab five#teen titans#my art#this is so silly#dc#dc comics#dick doing the dress to impress pose number 12#didnt mean to make garth so small but. hes a little guy so can i really be blamed#on his tip toes 😭😭😭
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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny
#he’s just a small baby boy#the smallest#until the wonder-twins come to save the day!#star wars#milks artsies#darth maul#maul#jedi maul#jedi obimaul au#obi wan kenobi#obi wan#obimaul#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#clone wars#princess leia#leia organa#luke skywalker
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the high guards littlest fan
#bumblebee#b 127#soundwave#shockwave#transformers one#transformers#the high guard#i think its really funny that this iteration of bee doesnt really care about being small#like tfa bee gets all mad and aggro about it but b127 is just like 'cos u guys a bigger than me! u know what i mean u know what i mean'#i do think hed be like “why didnt i grow 😧” after everyone gets their cogs though LOOOL#funfact bee WITH a cog is only like a bit taller than d16 WITHOUT a cog#dee is like so huge though#keegan michael key said that his fave transformer is soundwave#and he actually improved the voice he does when bee says his nickname off of soundwaves voice#and that he really like shis voice#so of course im making bee soundwave fan number 1
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????
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#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#da veilguard spoilers#dragon age veilguard#dragon age 4#emmrich volkarin#emmrich x rook#emmrook#rookrich#dragon age#da4edit#da4gifs#dragon age edit#dragon age gifs#video games#my gifs#UH OH UH OH GUESS WHO HAS BRAIN WORMS#me??? falling in love with a fictional old man??? who couldve seen this coming#my rook is dumb small gay and stupid. he wants that old man BAD#which makes it so funny when emmrich is constantly reacting like THIS whenever rook flirts with him#im already on my third veilguard playthrough....theres something wrong with me#love getting absolutely obsessed with a piece of media in a mentally ill way to escape from my problems <3
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