#he is their blorbo....
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You gotta appreciate how invested Joel and Sausage got into having this little made up Minecraft child of theirs, absolutely adorable stuff honestly, love to see it.
#he is their blorbo....#im absolutely crying laughing from them being so actually invested in this child its the best thing#joel gave him a cute little outfit and was like ohhhh my got little guy in his little outfit and sausages like ohh my smol guy in his outfi#absolutely adorable stuff i love hermes and how joel and Sausage approach having a child together#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#mythicalsausage#mythical sausage#empires smp#shitpost
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.
Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone
He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT
He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him
and now this.
Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.
Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#al talks about things#OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE#he isn't blorbo yet#but he could be#anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care#No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal#because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor
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HUGH JACKMAN as THE WOLVERINE aka James 'Logan' Howlett (2000-2024)
X-Men (2000) X2: X-Men United (2003) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: First Class (2011) The Wolverine (2013) X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Logan (2017) Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
#xmen#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#xmenedit#marveledit#filmedit#hjackmanedit#dilfgifs#mancandykings#myedit#useraurore#userallisyn#useralii#userclo#tusercora#usernik#tusernicky#useroaks#the fact he brought me back out of my unintended gifmaking hiatus of almost a year......his power...#dedicating this to chloe for always being my blorbo partner in crime ily 💕#more gifs of him coming soon <3
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tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of
#SORRY IT'S COMPELLING LOL#i was gonna write up a meta post abt astarion but im only in act 1 & havent got as firm a grasp on his character as id like to do that yet#one day soon mayhaps...#len speaks#len's memes#astarion#<-tagging my current blorbo du jour bc he's the reason this post exists
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babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul
#blue eye samurai#mizu#she who became the sun#general ouyang#jwqs#qi yan#the radiant emperor#clear and muddy loss of love#turns out I have a specific type of blorbo#i'm rotating them in my mind#1k#he xuan#beefleaf#tgcf#can't believe I forgot my original genderfluid revenge babygirl#5k#10k
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Gravity Text Post (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
#barely beating the 'only draws Ford' allegations with that first drawing#However. He is my blorbo so he is the one I think of most when I see random text posts. That first one tho. IMMEDIATELY thought of Stan#Gravity Falls#Gravity Falls Fanart#GF fanart#fanart#fan art#memes#text post meme#Ford Pines#Stanford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Stan Pines#Stanley Pines#Grunkle Stan#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#adult Mabel Pines#adult Dipper Pines#The Mystery Twins#Sorry these guys just have so many name varients#Bill Cipher#cw cursing#artists on tumblr#digital art#my art
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Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
#hazbin spoilers#hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#analysis#dissociation#look idk what to tell you all#I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense#when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations#he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything#literally I've been there#the difference between him and me tho#is that he can't show it#he's the king of hell#he has to bluff his way through conversations#but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind#and watch him reply to the things he DID catch#anyways#NEW BLORBO????#who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel#and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character#I love him#he's so sad
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corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.
#feel delirious with how well denis captured all of this. he made my blorbo of all time real 😭😭 timtom i owe u everything <3#way over half a decade waiting for this was more than worth it. im swooning#dune#dune part two#paul atreides#dunetwo#thats my sweet darling angel baby boy despotic genocidal religious figurehead who never did anything wrong ever 💖
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steve being victimised stimboard bc he gives me cuteness aggression
(Edit! i found more sillyness!)
#muahahahhaha#he is the ultimate blorbo#i cant pinch his cheeks so i will watch these and rub my hands together deviously#stimboard#minecraft stimboard#agere stimboard#minecraft steve#minecraft#agere blog#minecraft agere#my stuff
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I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other
like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)
and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)
I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#moshang#bingqiu#blorbo#cumplane#ily shang qinghua 💞#he could have been a B tier sugar baby#instead of pimping himself out he'd pimp out his writing lol#not that he wouldn't mind 👀#for his Shen-gege♡#or maybe his Shen-didi would be funnier#shen yuan would be oblivious to the homoeroticism ofc#“why does everyone think we're fucking?” he would ask#while also paying for Shang Qinghua's bills#and living together#and loudly arguing over sex acts in public#and making out every time they get drunk#and and and#shen yuan: professional kissing the homie goodnight-er#just bros being bros
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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.
#mine#shitpost#blorbo from my shows#blorbo#meow#william afton#dave miller#springtrap#jesse pinkman#dsaf dave#dsaf jack#f/o#villain#villainous men#i cant help it im gay#beetlejuice#megamind#hes never killed anyone but he still counts#breaking bad#saul goodman#he also hasnt killed anyone i dont think but hes guilty by association#idk just something about villainous men really gets to me#fnaf#purple guy#patrick bateman#american psycho#slashers#tumblr sexyman#mettaton#aaravos
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we as a society moved on from these photos way too quickly
#sorry guys the spn blorbo brainrot is back and it’s BAD#I JUST THINK HES NEAT OK#misha collins#not stranger things#not steddie#castiel#spn#supernatural
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falling in love with the most obnoxious character like
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sniffrin ^_^
#I can feel myself starting to get obsessed with this lil guy. oh boy#hes fun to draw!!!#and also because every 5 minutes in the game is spent muttering into my hand ‘oh god I do that’#oh boy I sure do love helping people and running around and doing tasks and not thinking about whatever that says abt me#myart#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat act 3 spoilers#<- for the battle portrait#isat act 3#isat siffrin#siffrin#blorbo#isat fanart
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