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They massacred my boy Aemond too :(
true, i haven't talked about aemond yet... probably because i think his assassination wasn't that bad and now hold on, let me finish, in the context of what they did to other greens (alicent, aegon, helaena)
aemond's worst scene already happened and that was when he attacked aegon. it makes no sense. like at all. aemond is strategist and highly intelligent, he knows full well that losing a dragon in this war, even if he doesn't care for his brother, is idiotic. (again, i'm leaving the "book!aemond would never", we had been through this with alicent, it's like calling water wet - no shit) if he wanted to kill aegon so bad, he would've already done it anytime. and post the fall too, it's so dumb anyways...
no, the problem with aemond is that he is on the "war-hype" level where all the greens should be. and it's jarring, the contrast of him and the others who just sit around. besides book!aemond was no cry baby to sit in the corner either.
i'm gonna counter everything i said about the writing of this episode - i like the aemond & helaena & alicent scene. i hate the consequence of it. i don't like that aemond getting physical with helaena but everything he says to alicent is true. "it's no longer our rule that is threatened but our very lives. would you not have us prevail?"
this should've been the defining line and intensity of everyone on team green since 2x01. he is the only one knowing what's in stake. should he tone it down? sure. didn't they have to write him as comic book villain? obviously. more importantly, all the greens should've been on this level of desperate and crazy and than this show would be watchable.
#hotd critical#hotd leaks#aemond targaryen#i don't talk about aemond because i know a lot of people have some kind of version of him on their minds#it's either soft momma boy or psychotic villain#he is neither#but lbr it's the general writing of this show that drags him down#replies
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
#this is just me ranting sorry#im very tired and hungry#and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr#well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes#pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky#adhd#actually adhd#executive dysfunction#actually neurodiverse#adhd paralysis#adult adhd#attention deficit hyperactivity disorder#adhd hacks#academia#neurodivergent#adhd skill regression#confessions of a burnt out gifted kid#<< i guess#former gifted kid#burnt out gifted kid#gifted kid burnout#realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha
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What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#henry emily#william afton#springtrap#fnaf 3#I sometimes think about how Henry was looking for animtronics too#I focus a lot on Michael but in canon Henry is the one who sets up pizza sim#so I wonder sometimes what he was up to for years#considering what if he found William first#or had any run ins with him#how that look the concept is just really interesting#so this is my small stab at it#neither afraid of each other but both wanting to fight each other too#shout out to toxic old man yaoi lmao
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Spoilers for mag 92
Jonathan Sims please try to get some sleep 🫶
#tma#no he's not okay#neither am I#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#this podcast has me in a death grip#the brainrot is real#side note#I would protect admiral with my life#no I will not draw a background#I would cry#tma fanart#my art <3
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Some guy Steve and rockstar Eddie
Steve sees Eddie out in public and partially recognizes him, no idea he's famous but in one of those I've definitely seen your face before but he can't get his concussion riddled brain to place where
Eddie meanwhile is bracing himself for either an over eager fan or based on how angry Steve's confused face is for him to start shouting about 'satan worship'
Imagine Eddie's surprise when Steve does finally approach him he simply asks 'do you know Dustin?'
#steve appologizes when eddie says he doesnt#thinking hes mistaken eddie for someone else#he hasnt#dustin has shown him countless photos of eddie#he just never paid super close attention because hes not a metal fan#once eddie realizes this is neither a fan going to make a scene or weird religious stuff#hes going to hardcore flirt with the hot guy#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things#rockstar eddie munson
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AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”
And then Tim never went home again.
He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.
Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.
It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.
The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.
And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.
Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.
They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.
Then Damian is there.
Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”
#Is this realistic? no! but neither is the caped crusader#Damian 100% takes Tim’s word on this#He just met his father today and the first thing he learns about him is that he kidnapped his neighbor#Damian suggests going to the police but Tim says it won’t work bc Bruce is friends with the commissioner#so Damian says they’ll find Tim’s parents on their own#and then cue hijinks that untimely end in a very sad reveal#Everybody just assumed that Bruce spoke to Tim about his parents bc Tim was really sad for a bit#but that was because he thought he’d been kidnapped#Tim drake#damian wayne#Bruce Wayne#jack drake#janet drake#batfam
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metroid and halo having a fun beach adventure
#we’re all wondering: which of the two would want to dig a giant hole in the sand? The answer is neither. Cortana would demand it#they bury chief in the hole and he takes a nap and then the tide eventually creeps up on him and almost kills him#loneart#halo#metroid#samus aran#john 117#cortana#miranda keyes#hall of fame
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Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?
Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?
Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?
Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?
#superbat#just bruce wayne things#he would#because he's batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#batman#they're co-parenting#but neither of them knows it#and even if they did they're too stubborn to admit it#sassy bruce#he pays for that reporter salary btw
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I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him
Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city
Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.
Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it
Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...
Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-
Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.
Tim: Are you gaslighting me?
Jason: Are you gaslighting me?
#jason todd#tim drake#titans tower#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#schrodinger#they argue about it for eternity#but neither of them check the footage#because they think the argument's so silly#they also never ask Bruce#it would be so easily solved#but if they ask somone they're someone's gonna get in big trouble#Bruce: Jason why are you gaslighting Tim?#Bruce: Tim you need to get more sleep or I'm benching you#Jason honestly doesn't remember a lot from his fresh back to gotham era because he just represses it#so he really doesn't know either#and he's scared to know if it's actually true or not
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I miss the era of kittenhood where Belphie would try to jump over other animals like a show pony, but his legs were too stubby for it so he’d end up beached in a splayed position over their back
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Vampire Misunderstanding
So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.
But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.
So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.
He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.
So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.
He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"
Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.
He thinks he's doing a good job!
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Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.
Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.
For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.
He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.
And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.
He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.
Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny thinks Bruce is a Vampire#Bruce thinks Danny is a Vampire#Misunderstandings#Danny is nervous about it because he has a bad experience with Vampires (vlad)#Bruce is nervous because he doesn't want to push Danny away#The Fenton Parents are still alive#They just lost custody of Danny after a CPS worker stumbled upon Amity and had an aneurysm#Jazz is off to college#Though idk if she went to Gotham U or some other College in a safer part of the country#Coincidentally neither Danny or Bruce actually like Garlic#And they both like to stay indoors#And both of them have caught the other with drops of blood on their faces and/or clothes#Idk where the other Batkids are#Maybe Danny was the first kid adopted by Bruce in this timeline?#Or the others are just coincidentally not in thr house at the moment
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*Danny and a Batfam member having a friendly chat at a cafe. They've known each other for a few months now*
Batfam member: "You know, you actually kinda look like B with a few minor differences. Prime adoption bait. Hope you're not another secret love child of his." *laughs*
Danny: *Starts sweating bullets because he is in fact, Bruce's kid but from a different dimension where instead of being a himbo billionaire, he's a himbo ghost hunter named Jack who almost killed him before he got here .* "Haha, you don't say?"
Batfam member: *Clocks in on sudden shift in mood* "Please tell me you're not."
Danny: "So do you want the short and funny story, or the long and sad one? Yes, there's a right answer."
Batfam member: *crying because they can never have a normal sibling*
Danny: Also, do you believe in ghosts?
Batfam member: *cries even more*
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#dp dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#Bruce is not ready for this#neither is Jason#none of them are tbh#Danny is in the DC universe looking for a place for the liminals of Amity Park to live#not because he has to but because he believes it's his fault and he's trying to make up for it#NOT ghost king danny#because apparently#people don't like that
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head massages + how this started
#one piece#zosan#sanzo#one piece zosan#shlieut’s art#I love drawing Zoro melting under sanjis touch🔥#he’s shown to be a light sleeper in the show#so I think he’d fall into a really deep sleep when sanji does this#Or when he massages his back (Ive drawn that before)#neither of them are deep sleepers lmao one is traumatized the other is a swordsman
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Danny: You want me to what?
Tim: Give this letter to Batman for me.
Danny: Why?
Tim: I need to tell him something, but I can't give him the option of capturing me.
Danny: But he can catch me?
Tim: He doesn't want you.
Danny: Damn, alright.
Tim: No, sorry, I mean - look, just give him the letter and don't tell him anything about me. Here is 10k in cash. Can you do it?
Danny: For 10K? Yeah, okay.
Ten hours later
Danny: LET ME OUT
Bruce: It's okay, son. We're going to help you get your memories back.
Danny rattling the bars: I'm not Tim Drake. He just hired me to give you the letter!
Bruce: A letter claiming Tim Drake was tired of his life with us and that he was going to become a regular citizen, so don't look for him? Your only involvement with the letter and him is that he paid you to delivery it?
Danny: YES!
Bruce: And the fact you both look exactly alike has nothing to do with this?
Danny: I don't question it. You start questioning stuff and bad things happen to you
Bruce: Bad things like memory loss.
Danny: IM NOT TIM DRAKE. LET ME OUT.
Bruce: Until we know what they did to easrse your memories I'm afraid your going to remain in containment.
Danny: WHY!? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Bruce: You stabbed Jason
Danny: No, he rudely walked into my knife
#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#Tim and Danny are identical twins#Neither acknowledge it#Bruce is convinced Danny is Tim (Idk why)#Tim ran off to be a rancher cause he saw ONE gay moive about it#Yes Danny was homeless and Yes Tim picked him because haveung his face would slow Bruce down#he wasnt aware Danny is just as stabby as Damian
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percy, walking in the door: what smells so good?
annabeth, beaming: i made you every type of blue dessert that i could think of!
percy: oh yeah? what’s the occasion? oh crap, did i forget an anniversary?
annabeth: can’t a wife just bake for her husband?
percy, staring at her:
annabeth, staring at him:
percy, firmly: wise girl, we are not having another baby.
annabeth, frustrated: oh come on percy! why not?
percy: we’ve talked about this. we agreed to be done years ago. we have three, and they’ve destroyed half of our belongings! i mean, sure it would be fun, and i love babies and having kids with you, but we can’t just—
annabeth: if you agree to another baby, i’ll agree to another dog.
percy:
annabeth:
percy: are you bribing me into having a child?
annabeth: of course not! …why? is it working?
percy: of course not! but… keep talking.
annabeth: we can get a brand new little puppy. and you can choose both the breed and the name. maybe you can finally get that shepherd mix you’ve always wanted.
percy, rubbing his beard and thinking:
percy: you know, i’ve heard the transition from 3 to 4 kids is super easy. the little one would probably just fit right in.
annabeth: exactly. and since we’re so busy, my pregnancy will fly by. and the labor will be super fast since it’s my 4th. it’ll all happen in the blink of an eye. we’ll hardly even notice.
percy: true. then the baby and the puppy can just entertain each other.
annabeth: they’ll practically cancel each other out. and this way we’ll have an even number of kids.
percy, pointing at her: good for roller roasters.
annabeth, pointing at him: and family game nights.
#they are so delulu#to the point that they convince themselves that a newborn and puppy won’t make a differece#spoiler alert: it will#but they’ll be over the moon#so it’s fine#grover is staring in horrified shock from the other side of the room#relax percy secretly wanted another#he was just trying to talk HIMSELF out of it#annabeth takes a pregnancy test 2 weeks later#it’s positive#all their friends think they’re crazy#then they remember it’s percy and annabeth#neither of whom have any chill#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#adult percabeth#future percabeth#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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i think mumbo/grian/skizz is one of the best teamups we could have gotten for this season specifically, because if this first session is anything to go by, then watching skizz "least observant minecraft player ever" skizzleman and mumbo "third least observant minecraft player ever" jumbo (scar is number two) try to figure out what the wild card is each episode while grian knows but doesn't give them any hints is gonna be glorious
#skizz staring directly at mumbo as he shrunk and NEITHER of them realizing it#i never realized the comedy potential of the mumbo/skizz duo before but now that i've seen it i need more#life series#life smp#wild life series#wild life smp#trafficblr#mumbo jumbo#mcskizzleman#grian#koolmathgames.com
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