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“It was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here.”

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the moment when i realized how out of touch i am, was literally 3 minutes ago, when i read the headline on x: 'daisy ridley's husbad cast with lili reinhart in a movie based on published reylo fanfic'

lili reinhart is still acting?

some reylo fanfic is a book????

they are making a movie based on that??

daisy ridley is married???????

was in coma last couple of years?????

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i find absolutely laughable that that rian-the-incompetent-johnson finally came out and said there will be no more star wars movies from him. yes, rian, we knew. we knew before you. we knew before kathy. we knew the moment tlj came out. you know, the movie that destroyed star wars fandom.

i don't talk about star wars anymore because there is just nothing even remotely nice to say (no, i haven't watched andor, yes, i know it's good, but my discomfort to come close to anything sw related is just way too high) and while it's not all his fault that everything went to shit, he was the catalyst.

so no, obviously there will be no more rian johnson star wars films. but thanks for giving us luke drinking green titty milk, rian. you suck.

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i'm watching the news about the new hbo's harry potter show from the beginning and it's so great because it's like watching car crash irl, i'm just waiting who (if anyone) is gonna survive

honestly tho, leaving out all the drama with jkr and the casting choices - hbo is insane with committing to a project that will take next 15 years. we aren't living in the year 2000 anymore. each season will take 2 years minimum to come out. we are looking at season 7 in 2038 the earliest. they better be sure this will be impecable quality (*insert house of the dragon joke here*), have stellar reception (the rings of power lmao) and will have the views to sustain itself (the wheel of time sends its regards) because otherwise just a simple brand recognition is not gonna save them.

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is delayed to 2026

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totally of topic (not that there was one lmao) but i have finished playing mass effect trilogy - yesterday - and it scared me for life.

so, i'm doing what i haven't done for a while and that is writing a fic. i'm looking for a beta who would correct my grammar and generally polished my abysmal writing.

couple of things: it's a short one shot. fem!shepard/kaidan, kaidan pov

however there are trigger warnings, and i mean them: major character death (multiple), ptsd, suicide, suicidal ideation, depression, grief/mourning

this is not a happy fic, in fact it's the opposite of happy, and there is no happy ending. this is really just kaidan being the romeo in romeo and juliet.

to explain more (with game spoilers):

i was chilling until this scene, where i turned into pikachu face because what the fuck, what do you mean, why are you doing this to me and then my shepard died because i missed two war assets and that means we don't get to live and so now i'm coping okay?

otherwise i'm fine, no need to worry about me, yes the fic is dark but i promise you, i'm 100% okay lmao

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#smirking

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ASOIAF TIMELINE

Queens of Westeros since the Targaryen Conquest

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totally of topic (not that there was one lmao) but i have finished playing mass effect trilogy - yesterday - and it scared me for life.

so, i'm doing what i haven't done for a while and that is writing a fic. i'm looking for a beta who would correct my grammar and generally polished my abysmal writing.

couple of things: it's a short one shot. fem!shepard/kaidan, kaidan pov

however there are trigger warnings, and i mean them: major character death (multiple), ptsd, suicide, suicidal ideation, depression, grief/mourning

this is not a happy fic, in fact it's the opposite of happy, and there is no happy ending. this is really just kaidan being the romeo in romeo and juliet.

to explain more (with game spoilers):

i was chilling until this scene, where i turned into pikachu face because what the fuck, what do you mean, why are you doing this to me and then my shepard died because i missed two war assets and that means we don't get to live and so now i'm coping okay?

otherwise i'm fine, no need to worry about me, yes the fic is dark but i promise you, i'm 100% okay lmao

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i don't really care about celebrities and rich people because they always existed, and it's not like they will ever go extinct (shame) but i do regret we live in the world of internet, and i can't just let some street herald lie to me, and i have to see them flounting their idiocy in real time? from gal gadot and her merry band of baboons singing 'imagine' over submarine idiots, now i had to witness katy perry girl band going to space for 11 minutes and talking like they've been there for 30 years. i'm not jealous, i have second hand embarrassment.

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s2 bts, the greens.

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We make an even better trio. ↳ Doctor Odyssey

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The final bucket list item - have a good threesome. I mean, I'm game.

DOCTOR ODYSSEY (2024 - )

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oh and by the way, i need all you americans to watch doctor odyssey - there is a poly triad with joshua jackson and i'm basic so do me a favor, cause otherwise they'll cancel it

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NEW key art for 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' featuring Domhnall Gleeson, Natalie Portman, John Krasinski, and Eiza González!

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Fountain of Youth

Pissed that this isn't going to theatres because it looks like a cool treasure hunting film that I loved as a kid.

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A Good Dream

(Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue)

(Usually I’m all about the art history but I just can’t even with these Canadian ice skaters)