#lollipopplestalks

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I love the contrast between the 2 people who have a 6th sense for invisible Jimmy. Like it's

-"I know where you are because we're best friends and I love you lots and lots <3" (Scott)

and

-The all-seeing ability of the Cain Instinct (Grian)

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Okay I hear everyone's "Just do celestial bodies for all previous victors and let Joel be a car."

but consider: Instead we change the victors' symbolism to all be vehicles to match Joel.

I'll make the first suggestion: Cleo is a unicycle

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I've seen much lovely winner art with Joel in his car, and some kind of embodiment of Gem, whether it's her ghost, or her accessories, or what have you. (And I get that it's because they were allies obviously)

BUT it's gotten me thinking. Gem didn't actually die in the car, she died next to it. Joel didn't die in the car either.

Only one person actually died in the car. Scott died in the car.

Anyway, I think it'd be funny if someone drew Joel in in his car and Scott's dead body is just casually in the back seat. Because maybe the real win was the Scotts we killed along the way <3

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I think the word you mean is "nectarine", necrophilia is that thin scarf sailors wear.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

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Alternate Wild Life ending: Joel's just won. He looks over at an empty space of air and says;

"Gem watch this!"

-and then speed bridges off the tree to his death.

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I fully, sincerely hope that Grian dies trying to kill Jimmy and Scar. Can you imagine how funny that would be. I don't need Jimmy and Scar to win, but I really hope they continue to direct their powers of making traps go wrong in Grian's direction.

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I think it'd be fun to do some kind of Life Series AU where they're ALL enhanced individuals (superpowers) but are afraid of telling anyone due to stigma. Then the plot would be everyone slowly realizing other people have powers too until it clicks that everyone has them.

But that's not the fun part. The fun part is I think Joel's "superpower" is that when he looks at someone, they are unable to use their abilities. But he doesn't know that. So there's an unbelievable amount of hijinks around people trying to prove to him they have superpowers while he continues to say they're all deluded.

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Fun fact I own this exact cardigan.

Yes, I bought it SPECIFICALLY because it reminded me of the watchers.

I wear it with my Life Series t-shirt and laugh knowing I am making such a reference with my outfit. Anyway, I've been anticipating this artist challenge for ages and now the prophecy is complete.

(also great art OP I love your watcher Grian design)

Did that challenge on twitter

I really like this clothe

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While it's probably a good thing that not everyone died to their snail, I am a little sad that we'll never know what some of the snails are named. Someone get Grian to release all the snail names PLEASE I NEED TO SEE ALL THE SNAIL NAME PUNS

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I'm very surprised I haven't seen that many people comparing the BAMboozlers to Team Rocket. Because if ANYONE EVER gave off Team Rocket vibes-

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Jimmy having currently the most kills in the series (by a long shot, he's killed 5 people and the next number after that is like 2) is actually hilarious.

For reference, in the ENTIRETY of the Life Series, Jimmy's gotten like, 6 kills total. 8 if you count Real Life. HE'S ALMOST DOUBLED HIS TOTAL KILLS IN EVERY CANON SERIES AND IT'S ONLY EPISODE 4???

Statistically speaking, Jimmy is currently the most deadly member of the Wild Life.

Realistically it won't stay that way for long, so we should celebrate while we can.

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Very sad that we missed out on Scott copying/turning into Bdubs' horse and Scar using his ability to ride him. That'd have been so funny.

Imagine people asking Scar if he stole that horse, and then Scott's like "no I want to be here". Great bit.

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Ooo- New Scott upload, and with a Cherrifire thumbnail- and...

Wait a second...

Gem's scrapped rockband skin????

IS THAT YOU??? I THOUGHT YOU DIED IN THE WAR???

After all this time... you really weren't dead...

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Ngl I think this was my favorite joke in Martyn's episode

I just- it made me laugh so much XD

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I enjoy the inherent humor of "Grian made it his mission to end Jimmy's series and yet, Jimmy still survived longer than when Grian was actively trying to keep him alive."

Being Grian's enemy is ill-advised. But being his ally is definitely more ill-advised.