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Thanks to this post I will never again be able to look at unicorn hybrid Scott designs without laughing.

and by "this post" i mean "thanks to me making a joke one time". It's squarely my fault. Even if I never posted about this, it'd still happen.

People making Life Series Scott a unicorn hybrid is so funny to me.

like is Joel killing him because he's a horse? hilarious implications.

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Gem and Pearl is a "She asked for no pickles!" situation except Gem is lying. Pearl absolutely asked for pickles. Gem doesn't want Pearl to have pickles.

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In my head I've related Cleo's journey back from exile to them being a Time Witch in Witchcraft.

Like, the concept of them having time as a gift, a power. You might have sent them millions of blocks away, but they are patient, the time will pass, and they'll be back.

Idk, there's something to the brute force of a ticking clock. You can't stop it; time will catch up to you no matter what you do. Time stops for no one; it just eternally marches forward.

That's what Cleo's journey feels like. A countdown.

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Also absolutely insane how she became a copper golem A SECOND TIME. Assigned lil robot by the universe.

i miss new life smp, it was so fun with everyone being creatures

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Jimmy winning the Life Series will be like Elle Woods getting into Harvard. To me.

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I love the contrast between the 2 people who have a 6th sense for invisible Jimmy. Like it's

-"I know where you are because we're best friends and I love you lots and lots <3" (Scott)

and

-The all-seeing ability of the Cain Instinct (Grian)

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Alternate Wild Life ending: Joel's just won. He looks over at an empty space of air and says;

"Gem watch this!"

-and then speed bridges off the tree to his death.

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love it except when they're on my countertop leading up to a suspiciously clean frying pan

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

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Objectively funniest possible Life Series alliance would be BigB and Martyn.

They would be like "I guess we're allies now" and then they'd walk in opposite directions, build separate bases, and would be in the same room a total of 5 times, all of which being them doing an intro together.

They would also set the Life Series alliance record for "Most problems caused without facing any consequences."

Most solid team ever, you can't betray each other if you're never in the same room.

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Okay I hear everyone's "Just do celestial bodies for all previous victors and let Joel be a car."

but consider: Instead we change the victors' symbolism to all be vehicles to match Joel.

I'll make the first suggestion: Cleo is a unicycle

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I've seen much lovely winner art with Joel in his car, and some kind of embodiment of Gem, whether it's her ghost, or her accessories, or what have you. (And I get that it's because they were allies obviously)

BUT it's gotten me thinking. Gem didn't actually die in the car, she died next to it. Joel didn't die in the car either.

Only one person actually died in the car. Scott died in the car.

Anyway, I think it'd be funny if someone drew Joel in in his car and Scott's dead body is just casually in the back seat. Because maybe the real win was the Scotts we killed along the way <3

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im crying

"The Confessor"

yeah you right i do talk a lot what about it

Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.

Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),

And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.

I got The Oathtaker.

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I fully, sincerely hope that Grian dies trying to kill Jimmy and Scar. Can you imagine how funny that would be. I don't need Jimmy and Scar to win, but I really hope they continue to direct their powers of making traps go wrong in Grian's direction.

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I enjoy the inherent humor of "Grian made it his mission to end Jimmy's series and yet, Jimmy still survived longer than when Grian was actively trying to keep him alive."

Being Grian's enemy is ill-advised. But being his ally is definitely more ill-advised.

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Gem and Joel work well together because despite their differences they both have similarly unending amount of hubris and a willingness to physically fight the consequences that befell them because of it.

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was outta milk but wasn't gonna let that stop me

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk