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sistertonin · 3 months ago

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wrestling is a love story (summerslam kickoff show 8/2/24)

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jemmo · 2 years ago

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all the gang’s faces for soundwin’s moment were perfection, but the true mvp is ford’s face watching the tinngun cheek kiss

#he is literally us #also not him kissing guns cheek then panning to forths cheek like that right there that’s where I was #my school president

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hellenhighwater · 9 months ago

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When my nephew was four, a friend of the family passed away. The man was in his 90s and died of natural causes, and we were going to the funeral. We sat my nephew down and explained who this was, and that he had passed away, and now we were going to a sort of quiet party to celebrate him, and that there he might see the gentleman in the casket, and he might be very still, because he had died, but that everything was alright.

My nephew contemplated this calmly for a few minutes, and then said, "I think he will be very flat."

What.

It turns out that at age four, my nephew's only real context for death was roadkill, which he frequently pointed out while we were driving. He therefore believed that the only way anyone died was getting run over by a car.

#He seemed very at peace with this ending? We had to explain that there were non-roadkill ways to die.#also my nephew literally never uses contractions when he speaks #so he just seems very formal at all times

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bet-on-me-13 · 3 months ago

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The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

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What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is a Doctor #Danny is the best Doctor #He is more experienced with different biologies since he studied under Frostbite and worked in Amtiy for so long #He had literally operated on Martin's and Speedsters before #When Batman hears about this he's gonna lose it #They had a Doctor who had extensive knowledge on the biology if dead races and they FIRED HIM!?#For talking back!?#Sure he was a little rude about it but to be fair you guys were using Kryptonite on Superman to Operate #Did none of you consider his other Big Weakness? Magic?#Oh as men of science you don't value magic do you?#Well he does apparently so bring him back here Now!

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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago

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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill

#I saw someone saying that ford calls bill this master manipulator that uses mind tricks to get his way #but ford is just socially inept and desperate for validation from his muse that he just #falls for it insanely easily #ford and fidds being all like “BEWARE BILL - HE’LL TRY TRICK YOU!! HE’S DANGEROUS!!”#and little Stan is confused like “you mean that guy who tried to convince me to sell you out for like knowledge or whatever?”#remember - Stan is literally the one who tells dipper how to defeat Bill in their first fight with him #he’s also the one to finally beat him at the end #and the only one NOT to make a deal with Bill #I reckon even as a kid he wouldn’t give his brother up for anything.#my art #ask #twins in time au #stan pines #stanley pines #bill cipher

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mo-mode · 10 months ago

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The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT

#it’s not that they don’t have the other two it’s that they all had their smarts privileges revoked #Annabeth lost her street smarts and common sense privileges when she tried to buy all that candy with only $200 #Percy lost his common sense and book smarts privileges when he couldn’t figure out he was a son of Poseidon after using literal water powers #grover lost his book smarts and street smarts privileges after trying to reason with Medusa and a cop respectively #they’re all my children tho #don’t worry they’ll get their privileges back #eventually #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #annabeth chase #grover underwood

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 months ago

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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died #anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon #it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts #why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy #karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal #thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership #i love karl #hes a great character #but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional #anyways #ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal #anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character #and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details #a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool #but with the deal karl proposed #it was doomed from the start #*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever

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sopuu · 22 days ago

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my friends and i watched the parkour movies in one sitting-

#turns out we are not immune to parkour. instant fixation #emf my beloved !!! he’s literally just a void guy with a crown but he has so many design possibilities augh #the gender ever #parkour civilization #parkciv #mcyt #evbo #emf #evbo’s master friend #my doodles #sopuuart #edit: those are netherite boots not leather btw!! probably should’ve used greys tho oopsie

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dramatic-dolphin · 4 months ago

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insane to hear those stories like "a homeless man asked me for money and i bought him some bread instead and he threw it in the trash" like wow.... all this could have been avoided if you treated him like a human being and asked "i can't give you money, is it okay if i buy you food instead?" and he would have said "no" and you could have walked away without wasting money or food, instead of assuming you knew what's best for him. it's not that fucking hard.

#so many of those stories and they always kill me #like OK so you just assumed he wanted to eat 5 db üres zsömle magában?????? cmon man.#LITERALLY. USE YOUR WORDS. NOT THAT HARD.#sorry saw a reddit thread #🌌

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cosmosnout · 7 months ago

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The most doomed siblings ever

#I don’t usually share that many sketches but I think abt them a lot #like ok obv Luffy means the world to both of them but before asl is was just Ace and Sabo being bffs #imagine just forgetting someone who literally used to be your best friend #imagine you remember someone you haven’t seen in years and not having the chance to reconnect with that person bc they’re gone #but you still see that person constantly in everything around you and in all the people he has met #anyway I’m so miserable abt them #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #digital illustration #one piece #portgas d ace #ace #sabo

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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finally got some time to finish these guys up! which is sort of ironic considering I started these because I wanted to draw Malleus with a Dragapult, and then I just didn't for a million years!

Malleus has the aforementioned Dragapult, except it's a super special non-canon color Dragapult (like an anime-only form that you could get in-game exclusively through some limited-time event where you have to show up in-person at a specific location in Japan) (it has some wacky overpowered exclusive move/form and the OT is listed as Malleus) (so like that kind of ridiculous specialness) (Leona is extremely salty about this). also hoards and hoards of Dreepy. Dreepy LOVE Malleus. they take naps on his horns inbetween begging him to throw them across the island at mach speeds.

Lilia has a Drampa and a bunch of Woobat that he hasn't actually caught, they just follow him around in swarms because they sense a kinship with him. (also breaking my own rule again to say that he had a Mawile in the past, because...I just really wanted to give him a Mawile...)

Sebek has Sandile for obvious reasons, and also a Pikachu that bullies him relentlessly. :(

Silver has a shiny Corvisquire; I really went back-and-forth on also giving him an Aegislash, but...hm. those pokedex entries though. he can stick with just one for now.

(I hadn't planned on the shiny for him, but after I'd decided on the Corvisquire line and was looking it up for reference, I realized that shiny Rookidee is gold and then turns silver when it evolves and I lost my entire goddamn mind)