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THIS IS BAD
THIS IS SO BAD
gahhh
i legit cannot tell if i am in fact falling in love
or my brain is acting up again
#*crying screaming throwing up*#grr#why am i like this#sorry#idk#vent#vent ish#i think i’m so deeply in love with him but neither of us know yet#lovesick??!#he is just like.. made for me or something idk#he is actually perfect#GOD#and the happiness he gives me#i am so terrified and so excited#WHAT AM I EVEN FEELING AHHH#i want him#i need him#he is so fucking adorable#i wish we could just spend every waking moment talking#the long calls with him are literally my favorite#he does not even know how much every little thing he does makes me so happy#he makes me feel calm and safe#i feel like i am going to get my heart ripped out#and not in a good way#PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL#LET HIM BE REAL#LET US BE REAL#GOSH HDHSJSHSKS
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something#and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL#do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down#if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself#hope you enjoy#buggachatter
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IDK what William Afton expected to happen in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#william afton#funtime freddy#fnaf 4#fnaf sister location#evan afton#elizabeth afton#cc fnaf#fnaf fanart#THIS comic is unserious#BUT ALSO GENUINELY I’m not sure what William thought was gonna happen#he made robots that specifically target kids#and was shocked when it attacked his kids#LIKE Michaels eventually scooping was definitely on purpose#but the other two were oopies 💀#TBH the fact that William Afton isn’t the perfect killer#and he makes pretty bad mistakes throughout is actually really good#I think it’s far more interesting then if he was super perfect#but it’s still fun to poke fun at#Michael truly is done with his father though#Michael inherits Williams dumb as hellness
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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure#explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please#rambles#stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed#and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit#and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot#how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game#such a shame about amy.#battle posting
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Thinking about the fact that, to pull Gale from the stone and get him in the game at all, you have to decide to try to touch an extremely dangerous looking swirling mass of unstable magic. Something that is, objectively, a terrible idea
Like, the options it gives you are to either touch the sigil or leave, and if you leave you just... don't get Gale in the party
You have to take the risk. You have to let your curiosity override your common sense. You have to look at this unstable, possibly dangerous malfunctioning magic sigil and go "...Ok, but what if I poke it?"
In short, to get Gale in your party, you have to do exactly what he would in that situation, and indulge in a moment of reckless curiosity. And I just think that's delightful
#meta#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#i'm positive this has all been said before but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#on a meta-gaming level of course it's just a matter of committing to the bit#the equivalent of that time in an actual dnd game when i said ''idk guys this sounds like a plot hook. we should probably go check it out''#but on a watsonian/character level? objectively not a great choice safety-wise#my husband for instance completely missed gale at first because he went ''...i'm not touching that thing it seems dangerous''#and idk. i just kinda love that for him. perfect introduction. nice little litmus test for if you can handle his chaos lol
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dad villain au: did emilie just. not consider at all that adrien was literally dying at the time. wow
she's in the habit of deciding when Adrien's suffering is acceptable, and if it is, she'll just fix it later.
#my art#adrien agreste#emelie agreste#gabriel agreste#dad villain au#mayura#as emelie faces zero consequences using the peacock she's more likely to utilize it in a way she didn't in the last timeline#last timeline she faced real problems. had to come to terms with her own eventual death. got to see action and reaction in process#in this timeline there was no consequences. so why shouldn't she make this as 'perfect' as possible?#before gabriel got his memories of the last timeline back he was actually pretty against her being weird abt adrien but eventually just#let her do whatever lmao. he was like. alright fine if it makes you happy dear#sure you can rearrange his genome so he cant catch chicken pox again whatver#as a result when things dont fit her delusions she gets upset moody or aggressive
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"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"
Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024
Idk tho, idk
#“nicky is a terrible person” bitch he not supposed to be some kind of perfect angel is he????#sry to burst ur bubble but gay men are actually capable of being horrible people just as much as straight men#“death of the author” how abt death of you#instigated by me#nora sakavic#aftg#all for the game#aftg hot takes#nicky hemmick#andrew minyard#kevin day#neil josten#nora knew exactly what she was doing and i will die on this hill#i am so so sick and tired of peoe acting like shes some sort of incompetent idiot who barely scraped together a plot#you do not have to stay in the fandom if you don't actually like the media#you can leave i promise#we dont really want you here
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Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#art#izutsumi#chilchuck wasnt actually mad he just wanted sleep LOL#OH YM GOOOD THISTLE IS PERFECT FOR IZUTSUMI#maybe he has the occasional weird dreams bc of thistles magic but mb his desires being eaten made it tamer.#whats with thistle and his attraction human monster hybrids (falin and izutsumi)#i think he sees her as just some random fuckass cat#the same way how thistle was not bothered by the dragon looking like a woman now. its not his business#“whats this cat doing here? erm... anyways”#thistle the perfect size too... and the beds big and he doesn't move nearly as much... heh#ik izutsumi and yaad are buddies... but i think izutsumi is still confused tk how his doll friend turned into some old man
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He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
#I'M LOSING MY MIND THAT WAS 40 MINUTES OF THE FUCKING EPISODE#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#tony collette#Mack and I were listening to this one together and we have been losing our minds since#I won't be on tumblr much today but I'll have to scroll through later cause WHAT#To be clear: perfect episode#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3 ep. 6#Also idk if I'll make a separate post about it or not but I actually LOVE that he and Kelsey have some weird history#I'm glad we got a more personal interaction between them at the end there#ALSO DR. MANN YESSSSSSSS#okay that's it for now I've been ug weirdly dizzy a lot this week need to lie down aha#I'm gonna cry why is his backstory an old spice commercial
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I swapped them around in a silly doodle
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#Vasco! what have they done to you?!#he finally caught the skrunklies#it's contagious#or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all#it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum#his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it#but swapped Vasco is#a whole new mystery critter#actually he's kind of cute#I would take him home#give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself#real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle#I love his little off-model sheep ear#couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy#gift art#foilthepiglin#own characters#Machete#Vasco
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If anything happens to this kid I can not be held accountable for my actions.
#I actually couldn’t stop taking screenshots#I took 21 but tumblr mobile won’t let me post them all 🙄#wtf he’s so precious and perfect and RAAAHHHH INTO MY POCKET WITH YOU BOY#no don’t mention anything bad that happens to him yes I already know#batfam#dcu#batman#dc comics#batman and robin#Batman & Robin: year one (2024)#shut up grandpa#dick grayson#robin#robin!dick
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can't stop thinking about the "hen wants us to hang around and sign [denny's] cast" because all i see is tommy standing in the back of the hospital room, just happy to be there, while everyone signs denny's cast, but he doesn't make a move to do the same bc he's a stranger to denny and it doesn't really feel right (yet). it's a bittersweet moment for him and he gets a little lost in his head about it until the sudden quiet in the room snaps him out of it. everyone's eyes are on him, and denny, with a smile on his face, is waving a sharpie in his direction, asking for his signature too. tommy looks confused at first, then surprised and a little bit scared that someone might react as he looks quickly from one member of the 118 to another.. and then his eyes land on hen, she smiles and nods her head towards denny's cast like 'go on then'
#tommy kinard#911#911 spoilers#denny wilson#hen wilson#bucktommy#he ends up signing his name right next to buck's bc for some reason#that he doesn't want to think too hard on#there was a perfect amount of space left there for his name#HE FITS IN THE FAM YALL#😭😭😭😭😭#(i know they didn't actually sign his cast bc we see mara sign it first when they're home but one can imagine)
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Bills attempt of manipulating Stan via Alex Hirsch
Alex talking about scrapped idea of Bill attempting to make a deal with Stan^^^
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#stanley pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls comic con#Alex is so funny#the way he just perfecting did this on stage is crazy#I’m so tired bro#fun fact I actually was so focused on thsi I forgot to do a discussion post due today#oops#ft mini ford#Alex said he was trapped in the perpetual motion machine but idk what that would be so he’s just kinda in there#I wanted him to be seen and nightmares make it so that obvious solutions just aren’t possible so#it’s okay if it doesn’t make sense
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Thoughts and doodles
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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)
#deersart#my art#Psychonauts#psychonauts 2#psychonauts raz#razputin aquato#psychonauts razputin#coach oleander#morceau oleander#psychonauts oleander#truman is technically also there but it’s plant Truman so does it even count#maligula is there to but like Truman she’s not relevant enough to count here#i have so many thoughts#like- how long did it actually take Raz to get to camp#we know he went by horse and got dropped of by a truck at some point#but what else#how long was it#the longer it is the more concerned it makes me#mr eats nothing but candy and the occasional roasted animal#i also have thoughts about morry’s tiny little ‘office’ y’all get this man an actual office smh#raz thought plant Truman’s fire breathing was cool. nuff said.#coach is built like a yam /aff#I’m not as content with that train painting as I’d like to be but hey practice makes perfect y’a know#tw vomit#tw emetophobia#i mean not really really but kinda#saw someone tag it so I figured I probably should just incase
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no, but pinecones is really beautiful isn't it ?
#perfect kind of flowers for fae kind who probably feels that flowers die in 0.1 sec bcs of their long life#imagine making mal a pine cone flower wreath and he is so happy with it; that if yuu ever think of selling it king mal mal would order it#for every house in the valley; so everyone has one in their house as new kind of briar valley culture & tradition fhsdh#twst#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#twst grim#fanart#i wonder if sebek can see the pinecones as beautiful too#well sebek is weak at subjective thing like art; he might only be able to see things as it is#but he might take on some things from poet or romantic genre books; so i wonder what he sees#i know a fellow who absolutely can't see what i see; i feel like his brain is like a white digital sci fi cube that is clean#and looking so minimalistic it looks like it can only process logical things like numbers#it's so weird that some people don't actually process things by imagining a lot of other things visually in their mind
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inuyasha-esque AU where moshang travel back & forth between worlds bc im stupid like that 🥴
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#moshang#mobei jun#shang qinghua#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#if u copy my tags pls prev me thanks 🙏 —op#college professor!sqh stumbling across ancient magic and getting transported into mbj's world IDK something like that#im obsessed with mbj being obsessed with the glorious aircon#and also him wearing the oppai hoodie#lbh would actually be perfect for this tho bc hes literally a half demon sskkssk#fck it after this i’m gonna draw mbj lbh and nmj in the oppai hoodie im a genius#mine#mxtx
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