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I wish I could airdrop this into my friends minds so I know they know. Just sending it to them isnโt enough anymore
@ ๐ญ๐๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐69๐๐ญ ๐๐ฃ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฎ...
AND GOD KNOWS I'M TRYIN', BUT THERE'S JUST NO USE IN DENYING... โค๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ THE OTAKU IS MINE โค๏ธ๏ธ
โฏ๏ธ๏ธ OTAKU!GOJO X BIMBO!READER SERIES
bunny, how on earth did you end up dating this huge otaku nerd? urgh, you actually like him and match his freak too? and he buys you what?! omg! what will your friends think?!
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๐ฆ genre: college au
๐ฆ ratings: 18+MDNI. unprotected, ecchi gojo, dubcon, cnc, bdsm, puppy play, public sex, creampies, spanking, sugar daddy/baby dynamics, edging, squirting, threesums, femdom, the ridiculous ass pervy pet names gojo gives you & reader is called 'bunny' in lieu of 'y/n'. each story will have warnings on its story page.
๐ฆ pre register: comment to be tagged. i may not respond to everyone but rest assured if you comment you will be tagged!
๐ฆ gamer's guide: all fics are listed in chronological order, but likely won't be written in chronological order. summaries subject to change slightly. they also will be written over time so please don't rush me for the next installment but feel free to ask me questions i love talking about this lil freakโค๏ธ๏ธ
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๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐: โ DIGIMONโBUT MAKING U CUM IS MY REAL HOBBY! โ
๐ฆ your best friend gojo is a hopeless otaku virgin with zero rizz that's still obsessed with digimonโdespite being a grown ass man. you're a slut who despite her best whoring effortsโcan't cum. you'll take his v-card and he'll fix your broken pussy, deal? โฏ๏ธ๏ธ plays: 13.3k
๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐: โ STICKS N' STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CHAINS N' WHIPS EXCITE ME! โ
๐ฆ so now that you have a filthy rich boyfie who is completely obsessed with you and has moved you into his house, you're winning, right? or you will be at leastโ if can survive a trip to the sex dungeon. don't worry it's professionally sanitized after each use! ...what? that's not what you're worried about? oh... โฏ๏ธ๏ธ plays: lvl in-progress
๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐: โ AND ALL OF THAT WAS OKAY, CAUSE IT WAS IN A 3-WAY!โ
๐ฆ the three of you: you, gojo and geto are like peas in a pod, especially since its summer! and if two of you start f*cking in that pod well its only natural that the third want to join in, right? besides, you both already want to f*ck him. just make sure your current boyfie doesn't get too jealous from how hard you are moaning on your other besties' joystick. your only his ecchi angel, remember? โฏ๏ธ๏ธ plays: lvl in-progress
๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐: โ IN THE BEDROOM I BE SCREAMIN', BUT OUTSIDE I KEEP IT QUIETโOR TRY TO AT LEAST!โ
๐ฆ you can only keep your relationship underwraps from the rest of your friend group for so long. but you need to ease them into the idea first! although, when there's a yacht party for nanami's bday how is your uber clingy otaku boyfie supposed to keep his hands off of you when you're looking like the most perfect pervy princess in that itty bitty swimsuit? โฏ๏ธ๏ธ plays: lvl in-progress
๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐: โ YEAH, HE MY MAN, HE WAS NEVER YO TYPE! โ
๐ฆ school is back! thankfully you somehow manage to instill some kind of decency into your otaku boyfie over the summer so he can come across as normal enough to make his own friends. but did you do too good of a job? wait, he actually has a lil rizz now? you mean you aren't the only girl attracted to him anymore... hol'up! โฏ๏ธ๏ธ plays: lvl in-progress
๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐: โ MOVE IT UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, OHโSWITCH IT UP LIKE NINTENDO! โ
๐ฆ hey, when did you become freaker than your otaku boyfie? so he caught you touching yourself to his femdom p0rn when he came back early from a business trip? yikes! now he wants to try it out with you? don't worry you will do a great job training your new play puppy boyfie! โฏ๏ธ๏ธ plays: lvl in-progress
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๐ฆ soundtrack: [ x ] ๐ฆ moodboards: [ lvl 1 ] ๐ฆ amazing art by amazing readers: [ x ] ๐ฆ faq/thirsts: [ x ]
ยฉ๐๐ฅ๐ค๐ค๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐๐ญ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ ๐๐ฑ, ๐๐จ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐.๏ธ๏ธ
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Just imagining that youโre sitting next to him while someone else is talking and heโs absentmindedly caressing your knee or your thigh like this because his love language is touch and he always has to have his hand on you in any setting, no matter how subtle as it brings him so much comfort ๐ฅต๐
#Iโm not ok#crying screaming throwing up#noah sebastian#bad omens#bad omens band#bad omens cult#noah sebastian davis#concreteangel92
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Just watched Regeneration and Unification back to back. Iโm gonna be SICK
#crying screaming throwing up#Star Trek fans how are we feeling?#Iโm feeling shrimp emotions#Star Trek#regeneration#unification
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I'm in Orange, Logan is in Thermal. Road trip time?
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I am unwell
"Werewolves always had a weakness for silver..."
Says Remus Lupin, looking into Sirius' grey eyes.
#marauders#marauders era#remus lupin#sirius black#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#wolfstar#brb sobbing#crying screaming throwing up
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I NEED A BUNGOU STRAY DOG EDIT WITH AKUTGAWA AND DAZAI TO THE SONG RรT BY PENELOPE SCOTT WHERE IT GOES
โSo if any girl on earth should get to make a call abt this it should be me and as I see it your a d!ckโ and itโs akutgawa talking abt dazai
โSo Fck your tunnels, fck your cars, fck your rockets fck your cars againโ and instead it says โFck your Agency, fck your wertiger, fck your partner fck your โnew menteeโ againโ
THEN (this is the part that made me make this post) THE SONG SAYS โyou promised youโd be Tesla but your just another Edisonโ AND IT BEING YOUD PROMISE YOUD BE ODA BUT YOUR JUST ANOTHER MORI
โCause tesla broke a patten all you ever broke was heartsโ BEING โOda broke a promise all you ever broke was heartsโ AND IT BEING A CLIP OF ODA IN THE MIMIC FIGHT KILLING
AND THEN โI canโt believe you tore this โfamilyโ apart with the very same โmachineโ that could of been our brand new startโ AND FOR THE FAMILY BIT IT SHOWING AKUTGAWA, GIN, YUMENO AND CHUUYA THEN FOR THE MATCHINE PART IT SHOWS THE OUTSIDE OF THE PORT MAFIA
THEN IT GOES ON WOTH THE โI LOVED YOU, I LOVED YOU, I LOVED YOU ITS TRUE AND SOME TIMES I FEEL LIKE I STILL FCKIN DOโ being more dazai and akutgawa
โI lived here l loved here I bought it itโs true Iโm so embarrassed. I feel abuseโ showing the port and then dazai
SORRY IF THIS ISNT COHERENT BUT IM DO OBSESSED W THEM๐ฉต๐๐ฉต IF ANYONE ENDS UP DOING IT OR SEEING ONE LIKE IT PLEASES TELL ME I. W A N T. I T
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#dazai osamu#Q bsd#kyusaku yumeno#chuuya nakahara#bsd edit#bsd tiktoks#crying screaming throwing up#an actual post๐ฉต
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I am so normal about this.
So.
Normal.
Dorym, C3 E115 | To the Arx Creonum
Bonus: Braius's heartbreak
#cr spoilers#critical role#dorym#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorian x orym#crying screaming throwing up#i'm crying#tonight we feast#fucking finally#iโm still processing this oh my god
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they said this is the cheapest marvel series ever produced. see, this is what happens when you focus on storytelling instead of unnecessary stuff no one cares about. i loved this episode so much. please, give me more low-budget marvel shows that care about the plot, the characters, and their target audience. i don't need another rdj blockbuster marvel movie. you can have that. give me meaningful stories with a low budget, made by people who truly believe in what they're creating.
#crying screaming throwing up#truly#biting the curb in 4k#iโm about to lose it#THE coven#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#billy maximoff#william kaplan#alice wu gulliver#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#marvel#women of marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe
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YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psst, you want some monster lewds? (NOW IN COLOUR)
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You idiot. We could have been... us.
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#gos2spoilers#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#michael sheen#david tennant#my stuff#crying screaming throwing up
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you guys will never guess
#crying screaming throwing up#im like very fine#no really#someone has discovered the power of showing me their favorite stuff (we have the same taste)#jayroy#red hood and the outlaws#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#sketch#red arrow#red hood#jason todd#roy harper#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dc fanart#arsenal#speedy
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"average bridgeman suffers 3 microaggressions a month" factoid is actualy just statistical error. The average bridgeman suffers 0 microaggressions per month. Microaggressions Rlain, who lives in Urithiru & suffers over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#stormlight archive#rlain#he should have been bondsmith dammit!#crying screaming throwing up#cosmere
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shshsbsihdsuwhwjwheh them <3
I'm so normal about them
#crying screaming throwing up#I love them so much#They're like one of the only reasons I get out of bed in the morning#Along with like my friends and family and food and other things#They give me happy chemicals#I need them injected into my bloodstream#apollo x hyacinthus
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#sadgirl#black swan#female insanity#rotting#manic pixie dream girl#this is a girlblog#girl interrupted#put me in a movie#ultraviolence#ripping my hair out#blue eyeshadow#pretty when you cry#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#just girly things#this is what makes us girls#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant#slyvia plath#the bell jar#female rage#girlhood#female experience#lux lisbon#crying screaming throwing up#girl interupted syndrome#daisy girl interrupted#hell is a teenage girl
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i finished nine sols
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