#he is a duckling

[papiermachecat]

Behold, my latest masterpiece!

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[somerandomcockroach]

I'm dead

[two-stars]

his little flock

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

[artsarasp]

wait, what if Binghe was one of the younger disciples in An Ding? Some disciple saw a baby in a river and Qinghua only found out much later that it was the great demon king (the great demon king is currently drooling all over his clothes after a biiig productive day) ("productivity" was walking on the lap of his older martial brothers)

Sqh: HEY SYSTEM??? COULD U HAVE WARNED ME OR SOMETHING???

System: [User01 was supposed to notice on his own! -300 points for plot deviation. ]

SQH is having a panic attack, what does this mean?? does he have to yeet Binghe down the abyss now??? should he find a way to get him to qing jing????? he'd feel bad tho!! he's SO CUTE!! HE CAN'T GIVE HIM TO SQQ!!!

all the disciples on An Ding are confused, its not unusual for the an ding peak lord to scream about something that's stressing him out but no one knows why he started doing that this time around (he was literally just sitting with a bunch of the ducklings disciples!!!)

[mamawasatesttube]

you know the plotline in funeral for a friend where lois breaks into cadmus after finding out they stole clark's body, and she's pissed and grieving and so angry that they'd desecrate him in death?

i keep thinking idly about like. some au where in that process, she not only found clark's body strapped onto a lab table and hooked up to computers for all sorts of analysis, but also... she found the results of that research.

like. she's not thinking about secret identities or how to explain her sudden acquisition of a little guy. she just saw a little guy with clark's face in a tube, after being furious beyond measure about the theft and desecration of clark's body. she wasn't thinking about next steps. she just lost her shit and acted. only stopped to think about it later...

... i.e., lois phoning up ma and pa like haha. remember how we were just talking about how ill never get to marry clark and you'll never have grandkids and all that? um. well. there may have been. a development. WHAT? no!!! im not pregnant!! it's. uhhhhh it's. a lot more complicated than that?

ma on the phone: what do you mean? can you start at the beginning, dear?

lois, panicking: What Do You Do With A Child. Teenager. Person. Guy.

anyway here's how conner lane can still win,

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.

[soph-skies]

unbelievably obsessed with how the juniors realize ‘mo xuanyu’ who is meant to be a bumbling idiot and embarrassment to his family is incredibly powerful, brilliant, and clearly very close with lwj, and they barely question it they’re just like yeah sure that checks out, moving on!

[tealottie]

imagine if della, like, actually got to be there

[cod-dump]

Price, taking in a freshly traumatized Ghost: Ah, a new recruit. Hopefully we can get along

Ghost: You’re my father now. Our lives are forever tied together, only death may separate us. I’m going to sneak into your room and watch you sleep so I can watch you breathe and know that you’re alive

Price:

[remi-harbinger]

i bet yqy talks so much on a regular basis because its how he gets people to let their guard down and relax but when hes drunk he just says variations of sqq's name with different tones and only mqf can understand him

yqy, sadly: qingqiu sqh: ??? i was asking you for your opinion on the recent imports of silk yqy, mournfully (theres a difference): qingqiu mqf: yeah so he says that the silk is okay for him but he wants better quality for shen shixiong

[heph]

House and his Ducklings 🐤

[anactualpossum]

So I got my roommate into Ghost Trick

I think he has a favorite

[ivorysodapop]

Ribbons :)

AU Masterlist

[legionofpotatoes]

my mom got into crocheting and knitting and does a lot of test runs before committing to an idea. this was her quick go at a "cat." she said she accidentally made the ugliest mouse in existence and was gonna throw him out. I asked to see him. she sent me a photo and I nearly cried.

he is mine now and his name is arturito and I love him more than the sun's sweet kiss on a clear summer sky. he is a small, raggedy, misshapen barely-a-concept of a man and he has entire constellations in his eyes.