#he is Not Subtle

[quacaserous]

... sir this is a mcdonalds drivethru

[sesamenom]

also inspired by that ardavision sequel post, featuring third age """Lindir""".

(tumblr is breaking my posts for some reason lately, click for better quality (hopefully))

[with-eyes-closed]

[hcadlesshuntcr]

You can always tell where you stand with Eirnin based on what he calls you. Just starting out, bottom of the barrel, he calls you by your class/profession. Monk/rogue/barbarian

Then it moves onto your actual name ex. Hanae/Astarion/Karlach

Then it's a shortened version of your name ex. 'Nae/'Starion/'Lach

Then it's max affinity, locked in a relationship where you get a Special Name ex Sweetness/Stardust/Embers

[applebeebuck]

just finished the rookie's season 3 finale and oh my god I'm gonna eat glass. For several reasons

[statisticalcats2]

Oh wait, also, there's a piece of concept art where Beck basically has Peter chained up in a fucking bondage kink pose and I'm...

Quentin. Honey.

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[martyrbat]

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

[novelconcepts]

I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.

And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.

[puppyeared]

Bridge to turnabout doodles

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh, what a shy little fiery kitty you've got yourself, Wade!

[celestialalpacaron]

Jealous little brat 🥰 Angel I promise they’re just sharing intel about overlords, relax bb girl asgbswjjhwjhwhjwjw

[mrghostrat]

who am i to refuse a warmup crowley meme

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[deheerkonijn]

PDA at the function. 🍑