#he is Not Subtle

[quacaserous]

... sir this is a mcdonalds drivethru

[sesamenom]

also inspired by that ardavision sequel post, featuring third age """Lindir""".

(tumblr is breaking my posts for some reason lately, click for better quality (hopefully))

[with-eyes-closed]

[hcadlesshuntcr]

You can always tell where you stand with Eirnin based on what he calls you. Just starting out, bottom of the barrel, he calls you by your class/profession. Monk/rogue/barbarian

Then it moves onto your actual name ex. Hanae/Astarion/Karlach

Then it's a shortened version of your name ex. 'Nae/'Starion/'Lach

Then it's max affinity, locked in a relationship where you get a Special Name ex Sweetness/Stardust/Embers

[applebeebuck]

just finished the rookie's season 3 finale and oh my god I'm gonna eat glass. For several reasons

[statisticalcats2]

Oh wait, also, there's a piece of concept art where Beck basically has Peter chained up in a fucking bondage kink pose and I'm...

Quentin. Honey.

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[martyrbat]

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

[novelconcepts]

I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.

And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh, what a shy little fiery kitty you've got yourself, Wade!

[celestialalpacaron]

Jealous little brat 🥰 Angel I promise they’re just sharing intel about overlords, relax bb girl asgbswjjhwjhwhjwjw

[mrghostrat]

who am i to refuse a warmup crowley meme

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[deheerkonijn]

PDA at the function. 🍑

[the-raindeer-king]

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

That's how the saying goes. You never realized just how true it was until you started working as Captain John Price's assistant. It had started off innocently enough, bringing him a tea or coffee when he asked. Maybe scolding him whenever you found out he skipped lunch.

You had been baking brownies, trying out a new recipe, and you just needed someone to taste them (and maybe help you get rid of the batch if need be). So, you brought them to work, left them in a pretty box on Price's desk when you dropped off his coffee.

You certainly hadn't expected the rest of the task force to come around to your desk, begging to know why you didn't bring any for them. Turn out that not only did Price brag out your baking skills, he's refusing to share with the rest of the task force, despite the fact you had brought more than enough for all of them.

Looks like you're going to have to make more.

[applestruda]

*redesigns my grian the night before the new hc season*