#pro fiction safe

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How Tony "suave playboy who can charm you into his bed within 10 minutes" Stark handles himself around Peter Parker

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Zurich (1991-1993)

Bombalurina, Demeter

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Zurich (1992)

Demeter, Coricopat, Bombalurina

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Zurich (1992)

Tugger

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I know Ahkmenrah speaking Hun is just a throwaway joke that doesn't have any logic or thought put into it, but I've kind of ended up with this idea that because of the type of being Ahkmenrah is, connected to death as he is, that he has an inherent understanding of dead languages.

It's not just humans who die, it's not just living beings that die. Languages die and are killed. And that counts for something in the universe.

After he starts pretending to be just a person working at the museum in it's new night hours, he gets to meet and hear a lot of different people from all over the world. He doesn't always understand their languages. Some of them he understands through the normal ways of learning. But sometimes he'll meet someone speaking a language that... isn't completely understandable but is... teetering at the edge, small sparks of recognition in him, almost understanding. And it's a very bittersweet thing to encounter once he realizes what's happening.

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UK Tour (2008)

Skimbleshanks

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Vienna Revival (2020)

Rumpleteazer

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Original Broadway production (1982)

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London (2000)

Munkustrap

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Other people: *hating on Sam for being "immature"*

Me, the child of overbearing parents (especially mom): 🫠

Sam's actually doing really good from my perspective. He helps take care of his little brother, he has a job, he's able to plan concerts outside of town, he's doing so good. But some things you'll have a lot more trouble seeing if you have no way to personally relate.

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I know the third ending is the "canon" ending of Clue, but I kinda consider the first ending (Miss Scarlet is the killer) to be the canon one. The problem is I also really like Mr. Green being an undercover agent so my true perfect ending would be first ending but with undercover agent Mr. Green. Then I remembered that Wadsworth was working with law enforcement in the first ending.

And honestly, keep that in. It's actually a hilarious idea that Wadsworth and Mr. Green were both pulling a sting operation. Was it a comedy of misunderstandings and poor bureaucratic communication where they didn't even realize another agent was there? Did they know the whole time making things like Wadsworth tormenting Mr. Green during his play-by-play recreation of the night's events even funnier?

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Original Broadway production (1982)

Grizabella, Tumblebrutus, Victoria, Etcetera

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UK Tour (2013)

Rumpleteazer

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Has someone made a Harringrove post with this or is my brain making a false memory because it fits so well?

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Vienna Revival (2020)

Munkustrap, Jemima

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Gotta love Phryne's response to witnessing Hugh's failure as a gift-giver. You see her coming up to Hugh in fixing mode and it's like oh, she's gonna help him get better at picking gifts for Dottie, right?

Wrong.

Gently nudge him in the right direction to make him a good lover to make up for his lackluster gift-picking skills.