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montyfinchirl · 7 days ago

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A dead boy with a cricket bat and a magic backpack: if you wanna get to him you have to go through me!

Another dead boy who spent over 70 years in hell AND clawed his way out of it, is an insanely skilled magic user, doesn’t even notice when he’s burnt by iron, and got up and started walking around like he was in barely any pain after being trapped in a machine for half an hour that evaporates other ghosts in SECONDS: :3

#edwin is fully able to protect and defend himself and thats one of my favourite things about him #despite being bitchy and ‘feminine’ and very stereotypically unmasculine hes one of the most powerful characters in the show #and its so amazing to see #he doesnt NEED charles to protect him #but he knows its important to charles that he protects him #and if something is important to charles edwin will never try to take it from him #tldr: these ghosts gay as HELL #pun intended #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective netflix #dead boy detective agency #edwin payne #edwin paine #charles rowland #payneland #putting the PAIN in edwin paine #that SHOULD be a tag

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zivikel · 8 months ago

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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

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greghatecrimes · 4 months ago

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The way this is an exact inverse of how they met in New Orleans... gay people.

#rsl gay acting within an inch of his life #idk how he does it and doesnt realize its gay as hell LMAO #hilson #greg house #james wilson #house md #rewatch lb #3x11 #my caps

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happypeachsludgeflower · 2 months ago

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Shen Qingqiu gets a look at Liu Mingyan’s veil less face and is disappointed she’s not as pretty as her brother.

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valdrift · 3 months ago

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watched a transformers movie for the first time 👍

#transformers rotb #rotb mirage #rotb arcee #rotb cheetor #rotb airazor #noah diaz #miroah #ig lmao mirage was gay as hell the whole movie like 🤨 why did he moan like that when he got pinned by cheetor #very fun watch :)#SOOO hard to make sense of the movie designs i just looked up g1 and worked with it #transformers #doods

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daylightsketch · 2 months ago

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gayming,,

#furry #furry art #sfw furry #anthro furry #furries #illustration #anthro #furry oc #gay #he is playing Aikatsu! : my no.1 stage!#hell yea

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trypoed · 1 month ago

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#hes gay as hell obviously. but its 2007 or so. be patient he needs time #saw #saw memes #mark hoffman #peter strahm #lindsey perez #hoffstrahm #hoffstrahmrez #my shitty posts

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moderndaypandora · 6 months ago

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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)

suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.

the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.

#dead boy detectives #edwin's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #and he's like 'this is incredibly inconvenient. we must be getting on with our investigations'#charles: is there a convenient sea monster around? that solves all my unwanted guest problems #jenny: nobody expects me to be a queer role model to them right?#jenny: because fuck you all if so #niko: i have so much manga that can do that for you #jenny: ... you know what? it's fine. i'll do it #jenny: first things first #jenny: do NOT treat niko's manga as a how to be gay guide #jenny: do NOT let her matchmake #jenny: and do NOT think that means it's fair game to be a bitchy old queen at her #edwin in the background: i would never! niko is a delight and a gift and i'm happy she's here #jenny: because unlike you free-loading fucks niko pays rent on time and in acceptable currency #simon: why are all the cats glaring at me?#crystal: i need popcorn for this #night nurse: [full scottish outrage] why are the lost children multiplying? i sent you to hell not a bloody football pitch

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goated33 · 10 months ago

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In laws

Bonus:

#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUICK SKETCH. ARE YOU KIDDING ME #see you in hell you gay fruit #using my Exorcists As Also Weird Bird-Puppet things vaggie design here because I really wanted to draw it again.#that’s why their hands clack he isn’t breaking her hand jdjjsgg #could see him doing that out of nervousness though #[my art]#hazbin hotel spoilers #lucifer morningstar #vaggie #charlie morningstar #implied chaggie ??#edit: you could also say that they love her more than anyth

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nashvillethotchicken · 2 months ago

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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books

#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED #not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out #and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid #gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you #i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy #cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell #and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power #in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon #who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him #louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking #yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #loumand #loustat

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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allastoredeer · 8 months ago

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Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?

I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.

And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).

Alastor canonically died in 1933.

Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?

From 1920-1933.

ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?

The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.

I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.

#guys i just #its so funny #can you imagine Alastor gets the news #everything is awesome #the next day he's planning to go out drinking and have a good time #but first he needs to get rid of this body #it shouldn't take too long #just a few hours #and THEN this motherfucking hunter decides to ignore hunting laws and mistakes him for a deer #when he wakes up he's in Hell #I can just imagine the realization setting in #he's SO bitter and angry about it #he was about to get shit-faced and have a fun time at a party #and now he's suffering eternal punishment #he couldn't even get a proper drink first #it was just a fun tidit #ALSO #the gay community in New Orleans at the time is so fascinating #they literally entire communities and neighborhoods #and a lot of it was from mixed race people #and we know Alastor is mixed race #AH I have so so many thoughts #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon

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sexy-sapphic-sorcerer · 3 months ago

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(Rogozhin tries to persuade Holmes to marry Madame Petrova)

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970) dir. Billy Wilder

#we had canon gay sherlock holmes in barely-post-hays-code era hollywood. how we have regressed #I studied billy wilder in school cos he did some interesting queer stuff with 'some like it hot' and I remember reading that he snuck some #queer subtext into his sherlock holmes film. but this is not exactly 'subtext'#you could argue that he lied to get out of marrying her and sure he is lying about being in a relationship with john but not the rest of it #because he sure as hell isn't lying when he discusses it with watson later. maybe I'll gif that scene too #sherlock holmes #the private life of sherlock holmes #tplosh #johnlock #billy wilder

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24601orwhatever · 6 months ago

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KYLE ADAMS as GRANTAIRE

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#les mis #les miserables #grantaire #kyle adams #gifset #BRUH #I SAW HIM LIVE RECENTLY #he had me giggling SO bad #his relationship with gav was one of the best parts of the show #always having a hand on his shoulder. hugging him every chance he gets. constantly having to pull gav back ...#which is totally foreshadowing gavroche running without warning for the ammo later on... and R trying to shake gav awake :(#and his relaxed nature around his friends.. jumping on feuillys lap.. kissing marius on the cheek. the light correctiv taps on his shoulder #-from the gang.. his friendship with everyone felt so real and made the final battle all the more Miserable (Haha get it)#i mean come on.. him yelling for the guards to kill him.. wanted to throw up in my seat!#oh yeah and his R is gay as hell too. Happy pride month #enjoltaire #or whatever. sorry for yapping Bye u guys #Also preston Bit him. That was really funny

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happypeachsludgeflower · 4 months ago

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Shen Yuan rewrote PIDW ridiculously well with beautiful prose and detailed characterization and well crafted plot arcs as a fanfiction just to prove that it could be well written and Airplane is obviously just a sellout hack who couldn’t write himself out of a paper bag and obviously Shen Yuan only did it to prove a point because he’s petty like that and he absolutely does not and never will love the story enough to write 999k+ words about it at all no sir no how no way HE’S JUST PETTY DAMMIT!!

#his version was so good it became internationally famous on ao3 #it suspiciously spends a lot of time describing how pretty Luo Binghe is #the wives are never talked about really #everyone that reads it knows cucumber is gay #airplane subscribes and binges it regularly #he doesn’t care that it’s better then his because a) he gets to read it and b) it’s bringing in readers to pidw #over half of his readers are dedicated fanfic lovers that want to understand the og content as well #airplane shooting towards the sky #it’s free advertisement #mxtx #peerless cucumber #cumplane #pidw #svsss sqh #svsss #svsss shen qingqiu #svsss au #sqq svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss shitpost #svsss fic #mxtx svsss #svsss shang qinghua #svsss shen yuan #mxtx hell #scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #mxtx fandom #scum villain self saving system

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magicaldragons · 1 year ago

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LMAOOO, why does every kdrama i start either have a potential gay ship or turn out to be queer-coded.

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