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so what if…. Scream 1996 but my messages with friends…….. haha……
I was really high when I made these so hhhaha sorry
#he fucked the peanut butter#sorry guys#scream 1996#scream#billy loomis#billy x stu#stuilly#sydney prescott#tatum riley#stu macher#*kills them all*#tatney#is this cringe#dont care#to be cringe is to be free#sidney prescott#my stuilly art#my tatney art#my art
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*Me a medical student reading Batman 138*
What the actual fuck? DOES THIS WRITER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN'S BIOCHEMISTRY?? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO "FALL IN LOVE" AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WHEN ADRENALINE IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF FALLING IN LOVE AND HAVING KIDS!!!
*10 mins later*
ADRENALINE?? ARE U FCKING FR???
*40 mins later*
I COULD SPEND AN ENTIRE MONTH ON WHY THIS IS MEDICALLY SO WRONG AND IT WILL NOT BE ENOUGH!!!
#He'll not be able to even have sex??#No. thoughts. behind. those fuckes. whatsoever#bruh what if he's allergic or smth??#what let him die if he had peanut butter allergy??#good job helping his genes to be passed brucie#No kids whatsoever#Batman is the worst thing that happened to jason todd#jason todd#wayne family adventures#robin dick grayson#batman comics#damian al ghul#batbros#batboys#batman#batdad#batfam incorrect quotes#bat family#batfam#batfam shenanigans#batfamily#batsiblings#dc batfam#dc red hood#redhood#red hood#under the red hood#dick and jason#jason peter todd#poor jason
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telling myself to continue on like normal and write like normal but how am i supposed to do that when i know my world is ending in 24 hours?
tw for tags: i accidentally rambled on and aired out all my grief for my dog
#ive known since the moment we got the cancer diagnosis id be losing him#it doesnt make it easier#tw pet loss#ive experienced a dog dying unexpectedly and now a planned death#i have decided there is no death thats easy. you'll always wish it went the other way.#in 24 hours ill be loading him into my car one last time#ill be joking about how heavy he is as i lift my 'heavy baby' into the backseat#i'll be babytalking him the entire drive and nearly dislocating my arm just to pet him at the red lights for the last time#i bought him reese's peanut butter cups. because he loves peanut butter and deserves to taste chocolate before he goes#i got him all his favorite treats. been feeding him all the meals he'd beg for that id say 'dogs cant have'#i just. this is hard. im losing my baby. my best friend.#the 'aggressive' boy no one wanted for 2 years until i came upon him and said 'hes coming home with me'#people keep telling me i dont have to be in the room when it happens but how could i do that?#how could i leave him alone this last time (arguably the most important time) when the day i brought him home#i made the promise that he'd never be alone again?#how could i do that when every time hes sick he wants me near him? puts his head in my lap?#how could i when during my roughest times he protected me so fiercely?#the only time he's been anything but a gentle giant has always been when he protects me#how could i not protect HIM one last time?#im sorry. im in my feels. this fucking sucks.
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Thinking about the differences between how Dean raised Sam and how he handled Jack being born and how much John Winchester is at the heart of that difference. Dean believes that John raised Sam, and always saw John in the father position (since it was technically true), and so he focused on taking care of Sam, providing for him and keeping him safe—all the things that made him far more of a father to Sam than John ever was. But in filling the role of father for Jack, Dean falls back on the example he had, which is John’s parenting, not recognizing that he already knows how to be a good father because he already had to be one.
Additionally, I think that’s why Sam does a little better with Jack (not that he was perfect, especially at the beginning when he was trying to use Jack to get Mary back): because his example of a good father figure is Dean, who provided for him and taught him to survive.
#anyway yeah#fuck john winchester#all my homies hate john winchester#‘he did his best’#stfu dean you got arrested as a child trying to steal peanut butter and bread to feed your little brother and then he left you behind#spn#supernatural#spn meta#dean winchester#sam winchester#sam winchester meta#supernatural meta#supernatural dean#dean studies#john winchester sucks#john winchester
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first art post of the new year!!! granted, i don't share my art here that much anyway, but– shhh.
hehehehhhooo,, here's something i've been working on for 'bout a month,, albeit not consecutively– took a few,, very very long breaks in between working on this,, but i managed to finish it in the end! am i satisfied with it? .......ehhhh? not completely, but if this took any longer, it might not have seen the light of day, so like. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
anyway,, made a little poster for my favorite fic, tommyinnit's services for villains, vigilantes, and various other vagabonds, by @scorpionoesit!!! it's really really good,,, and i've always wanted to make more art for it,, so i decided– poster! at least,, that's what it's mean to resemble,,, dkdmkdmdkd.
i will freely admit,, i'm... not the biggest fan of the fan-made logo i tried to design for it,, feels a bit boring, and could definitely have used a bit more pizazz, something to make feel more like the fic itself(what does that mean? you figure that out),,,, but– again, steam was running low,, dkdnksjs. graphic design is my passion. i do also have other complaints, but i'm afraid i already punched my one-use self-critique card,, oh well,,, dkdnkxjdkd.
regardless,, even with the flaws only i can really see,, this still turned out pretty okay!! hope you enjoy it, mx. scorpio and mx. alibi!!! and i hope everyone else has a wonderful new year!!!!
#my art#dream smp#services for vagabonds#tommyinnit fanart#tommyinnit#i don't wanna try tagging the rest of them so i'm just not gonna <3#anyway wrow i wonder who the skull guy and mysterious shadowy figure are....... could be anyone.#i was gonna try and fit in some sort of hero so i could check all the dots of everyone tommy's help#specifically either dr**m (derogatory) or phil#(was mostly leaning towards phil)#but 1) couldn't figure out a way to make it look good with the current set up#my first thought was to try moving the current characters around a bit; but then it would feel too crowded#my second thought was to have them appear from the smoke; somehow? a smoky figure?#but that only really looked good in sketch form and i didn't have the patience to figure that out properly#and 2) no clue what their designs look like. don't even know what their powers are; yet!#was also wanting to fit fundy in but it didn't work for the first reason#fun rapid fire character design facts: niki has a littol sharp tooth 'cause of the joker stuff!#i originally gave tubbo green eyes;; but i decided blue-green looked cooler#tech– [cough] i mean;; *orion's* cloak has a faint lil orion pattern on can barely see it but it's there i assure you !!!#(i tried my best for his design but i am. not the greatest at outfits;; especially hero/villain ones)#tommy has long hair bc it's *MY* art and *I* say he gets long hair. this definitely isn't canon to vagabonds i just like to do this#<- also why michael and tommy have freckles#tommy has a bit of green in his design(through the patch) due to a theory of mine :D#might have over-rendered the hair a bit but. fuck you i like it#anyway i think that's all i have to say about it? if you've actually read all these tags;;; have a cookie -> 🍪#pretend it's a peanut butter cookie#actually. no pretend it's both. you get two cookies. as a treat.#anyway have a good rest-of-your-day !!!!!!
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Y'all remember when Gregor admitted Ripred was right one time and was nice to him.
And then the rat was SO nice the entire fucking rest of the series.
That was so relatable of him, honestly.
#the underland chronicles#gregor the overlander#ripred#ripred the rat#ripred the gnawer#tuc#ripred my beloved#Like. Yes he was an asshole. COTWB was pinnacle 'what in the reeses peanut butter fuck are you on'#but in general.#HE SIMPLY GIVES WHAT HE'S GIVEN and is completely on empty at all times. He's had enough#and simply can't spare the spoons for being everyone's friend while he's trying to keep them alive and getting nothing but backlash for it.
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#matt johnson caught unawares with a spoon of peanut butter in his mouth is hotter than your fave—to me#(unless your fave is one of my other faves in which i refuse to pit two bad bitches against each other so this isn't about them)#sorry have you heard matt in like any decently ran interview or panel#i am UNWELL when this man speaks about things he's passionate about#when he fuckin derailed that interview(s) to talk about a specific tea place in san fran and how good their bubble tea is?????????#i was sat and captivated hanging on his every word#i don't even like tea let alone bubble tea but next time im in san fran I'm finding that fucking tea place#🧍
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(Camp Green Hill) I think that while Super, Sonic gets an absolutely WILD power trip and boost in confidence. The trade off? It doesn’t carry over, and he has to spend a few days coming back down to earth. A lot of mental health maintenance later he is a okay and back to normal, but he needs to spend at least 2 days running around on his own and getting rid of the sudden soul crushing anxiety (and guilt, weirdly enough) that comes with being a god for a bit and being returned to normal. He does this by chewing on things, and also eating peanut butter. Since it takes so much conscious effort.
#so as you can imagine the end of SA2’s plot is a disaster#he’s so sure that Shadow is out there somewhere and spends a good chunk of time tracking him down. but he’s irritable and a wreck#like while Super? he’s chill. like ‘oh that just happened. see ya Shadow’ and then coming back down it hits him all at once like ‘oh FUCK’#no amount of peanut butter will save him. don’t worry it ends up okay but he’s miserable#just for my own entiertainment really#camp green hill#sonic the hedgehog#I mayyyy delete this later
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we as a society need to talk about rory flanagan more.
he's from ireland and "obsessed with america" but apparently can't contextually understand the term "trash talk", has no idea what dodgeball is, and has never tasted peanut butter?????
i swear the writers of glee think ireland is one giant potato farm where no one has a tv or a shop
#the peanut butter thing made me fucking HOWL tonight holy shit it's so stupid and so funny#listen. i'm english. so i can't speak for irish folks#but surely. surely they know all these things.#the glee writers think that america is a mystery to people in europe as if we don't get all of their media slapped in front of us 24/7#this character is just such a mess.#once you find out he's only here because his actor won the glee project rory makes a LOT more sense#or idk whatever the terminology is i never watched the glee project idk the structure of it#glee#rory flanagan
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sam told john "you did your best" and i whisper-screamed into the void of my empty apartment NO HE DIDN'T
#THAT MAN WAS BEATING HIS SON#THAT MAN LEFT HIS SONS ALONE FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND USED THEM AS BAIT FOR MONSTERS#THAT MAN ROUTINELY ABANDONED HIS SON FOR DAYS AT A TIME FOR SUCH CRIMES AS STEALING BREAD AND PEANUT BUTTER TO FEED HIS 12-YEAR-OLD BROTHER#DEAN COULD TELL WHEN JOHN HAD BEEN DEMONICALLY POSSESSED BECAUSE THE REAL JOHN WOULD NEVER SAY HE WAS PROUD OF HIM#sam fans make some noise tell me how john fucked up your boy too!!!!#i'm a deangirl so i only remember the specifics of what he did to dean but i KNOW he was awful to sam too#and i want more reasons to kill john winchester with my bare hands#the fuckspn rewatch
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If hes not a girl why does he wear a skirt..... Checkmate. imperial libberals .... HA!
#talking#skyrim#shitpost#general tullius#what if i peeled all of my skin off and turned it into a handbag. what then#i really hate this fucking guy#i wish he would drop dead#genuinely i want nothing more than to see him burn in fucking hell for all of eternity#im going to put him in a blender and turn it on#im going to dangle him over a pit of sharks and cut the rope#im going to drop a comically large anvil on his head#im going to put on knife shoes and stomp him to death#i hate you general tullius i wish you nothing but misery and pain and sand#sadness not sand#whatever i hope you get sand too dipshit. all in your fucking shoes you pathetic worm#i bet he cries himself to sleep at night#everybody beat general tullius with hammers#NOW NOW NOW#KILL THIS DISGUSTING CRETIN WITH BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE BODY AND HEAD#hey btw im the most normalest guy in the world#you can trust me#ive never said anything strange or perhaps peculiar in my entire lifetime#and this is a fact#so i think you should um. believe im the regular person on this planet Earth#and nothing is more true ok#maybe i do hold a little disdain for this weird thing. hmm. sooo what.#so what if i put out a little bit of peanut butter with rat poison in it to kill him huh. so what#what are YOU gonna do about it. hmm. yeah nothing#that's what i fucking thought.
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Why do people on reddit have to fuck around with you and make you feel like an idiot for asking a question instead of just answering the question?
#asked if I could make peanut butter set hard like chocolate#dude jokingly told me to freeze it#my dumb stupid ass responded in earnest and told him it melts at room temp#he tells me of fucking course it does#shit that was frozen melts when not frozen anymore. i know this and should know this and walked right into it#oh it's impossible btw. peanut butter can't do that#and I'm apparently a fucking jackass for not already knowing it#you can buy peanut butter flavored white chocolate but peanut butter physically is not able to set. you cannot make it do that#like my dumb ass should have known rather than askinf such a shitty question you can only get that texture by freezing it and eating it cold#I just wish the dude had just. told me it wasn't possible instead of assuming I was being maliciously ignorant by not knowing#and talking down to me#fuck reddit
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I've ordered!! Some nightgowns!!!!
#this actually makes me pretty happy cuz i know itll help out a lot#cuz sometimes im so so tired and the idea of putting on clothes and preparing food and washing the dishes and alll that i am so so tired#so if i cant get my clothes on i cant go downstairs and i cant eat#sometimes putting on clothes is so fucking painful i JUST undressed and showered and now i have to REDRESS#so i get some underwear on and just go straight to bed#and roll around in hunger then i either sleep in or am too busy in the morning to eat breakfast but i never eat breakfast anyways unless#ive given up on my responsibilities (hello me this morning who used my precious little PA time to have two slices of bread a spoonful of#peanut butter and a spoonful of jam)#Senshi would be so sad if he heard about this#anyways#usually i have no trouble with the kitchen stuff as long as i can get dressed and get down there#sometimes i just eat reaaaally slow when I'm tired#but now that the hurdle of getting dressed can be cleared it should be better!
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Your POV when Man-Bat is checking you out...
#🦇 || musings#🦇 || research#!shitposting#One of the rare times Man-Bat is being cute#Unless he decides you smell REALLY good and decides to give you a taste :')#Okay it's a fruit bat but Man-Bat likes fruit!#Gonna be on Roman today I think but I'll pop in on Kirk as well bc there is so much that needs to be done <3#Got today off and tomorrow also!#Slept so long today oof#Then I fucked up bc I ate a Reese's chocolate peanut butter bar#I was craving it but it's so going to trigger inflammation aghsfgsfd#Stupidly i do the thing that will fuck me up for the day for a few minutes of tasty satisfaction lol
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discovered a food allergy by eating it(again)
#kiwi then peanut butter now AVOCADO??? IM CALIFORNIAN WHY WOULD MY BODY BETRAY ME LIKE THIS#also my FAT ASS brother keeps eating all my safe foods and ive been eating only snack bars twinkies and rice for the past week#and my parents cant get any new food bc we're dirt fucking poor rn and no one will fucking hire me or my dad anywhere and we're living off#my moms paycheck only which is not helped by her urge to buy 2nd hand furniture we dont have room for#she bought all this shit bc she wants us to fix it up and resell it but like! it takes so much work to do that and it wont turn out the way#she wants it to! plus she wants me my dad sister and brother to do it and doesn't wanna help with it#my brother is a whole other irritating story on top of all this stress bc he keeps trying to convince my parents to buy him new games etc#and it irritates me bc he does it constantly and my parents cave A LOT but when im like hey! please buy X food we're completely out of it i#get told i need to get a job so i can buy it myself#hes 19 btw and he also has NO ID which he needs to be able to get a job#hes haf multiple opportunities to get one and he made up excuses not to do it everytime#didn't get enough sleep or doesn't have clean pants#when he stays up to 5am playing video games and he showers once a week and the had a clean pair sitting in the clean laundry for days at#that point🙄
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what is fucking wild about going to my aunts place is one: thick Chicago accents that get thicker as you go, I have not heard the letter T in 3 hours
two: former addicts just rolling up for a drink/smoke (all great people but somehow worse (?) than the other addicts not present?)
three: deb (6ft 2in, hair like Madonna, carded me at the local/family dive because she wanted to fuck with me) saying “billy if you have more than one drink, I’ll knock you the fuck out. I love you. but don’t fuck with me.”
four: her husband Vince: “it’s fine it’s a rum and coke”
five: the rum and coke is 32oz
#truly south side Chicago shit you cannot get anywhere else#billy is great he gave us the scoop on the guys doing meth next door#after every drink my aunt is like ‘BILLY IF YOU FUCK THIS UP YOURE OUT’#but it’s like#idk an inside joke#he’s feeding peanut butter to the dogs#thoughts? thoughts#Chicago stories
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