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so what if…. Scream 1996 but my messages with friends…….. haha……
I was really high when I made these so hhhaha sorry
#he fucked the peanut butter#sorry guys#scream 1996#scream#billy loomis#billy x stu#stuilly#sydney prescott#tatum riley#stu macher#*kills them all*#tatney#is this cringe#dont care#to be cringe is to be free#sidney prescott#my stuilly art#my tatney art#my art
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begging maggie to release chainsaw’s cut of trc/tdt. i know she has Thoughts.
#sitting on ronan’s shoulder while he pines for adam 24/7: not this shit again boy#every time ronan called her into a cave to look for glendower: this AGAIN really#ronan holds out ritz crackers with cheese: motherfucker i told you i want the peanut butter ones#ronan asking her to find opal: do i look like a fucking courier pigeon to you?#ronan lynch#chainsaw#trc#pynch#june reads tdt
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*Me a medical student reading Batman 138*
What the actual fuck? DOES THIS WRITER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMAN'S BIOCHEMISTRY?? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO "FALL IN LOVE" AND LIVE A NORMAL LIFE WHEN ADRENALINE IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF FALLING IN LOVE AND HAVING KIDS!!!
*10 mins later*
ADRENALINE?? ARE U FCKING FR???
*40 mins later*
I COULD SPEND AN ENTIRE MONTH ON WHY THIS IS MEDICALLY SO WRONG AND IT WILL NOT BE ENOUGH!!!
#He'll not be able to even have sex??#No. thoughts. behind. those fuckes. whatsoever#bruh what if he's allergic or smth??#what let him die if he had peanut butter allergy??#good job helping his genes to be passed brucie#No kids whatsoever#Batman is the worst thing that happened to jason todd#jason todd#wayne family adventures#robin dick grayson#batman comics#damian al ghul#batbros#batboys#batman#batdad#batfam incorrect quotes#bat family#batfam#batfam shenanigans#batfamily#batsiblings#dc batfam#dc red hood#redhood#red hood#under the red hood#dick and jason#jason peter todd#poor jason
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telling myself to continue on like normal and write like normal but how am i supposed to do that when i know my world is ending in 24 hours?
tw for tags: i accidentally rambled on and aired out all my grief for my dog
#ive known since the moment we got the cancer diagnosis id be losing him#it doesnt make it easier#tw pet loss#ive experienced a dog dying unexpectedly and now a planned death#i have decided there is no death thats easy. you'll always wish it went the other way.#in 24 hours ill be loading him into my car one last time#ill be joking about how heavy he is as i lift my 'heavy baby' into the backseat#i'll be babytalking him the entire drive and nearly dislocating my arm just to pet him at the red lights for the last time#i bought him reese's peanut butter cups. because he loves peanut butter and deserves to taste chocolate before he goes#i got him all his favorite treats. been feeding him all the meals he'd beg for that id say 'dogs cant have'#i just. this is hard. im losing my baby. my best friend.#the 'aggressive' boy no one wanted for 2 years until i came upon him and said 'hes coming home with me'#people keep telling me i dont have to be in the room when it happens but how could i do that?#how could i leave him alone this last time (arguably the most important time) when the day i brought him home#i made the promise that he'd never be alone again?#how could i do that when every time hes sick he wants me near him? puts his head in my lap?#how could i when during my roughest times he protected me so fiercely?#the only time he's been anything but a gentle giant has always been when he protects me#how could i not protect HIM one last time?#im sorry. im in my feels. this fucking sucks.
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we as a society need to talk about rory flanagan more.
he's from ireland and "obsessed with america" but apparently can't contextually understand the term "trash talk", has no idea what dodgeball is, and has never tasted peanut butter?????
i swear the writers of glee think ireland is one giant potato farm where no one has a tv or a shop
#the peanut butter thing made me fucking HOWL tonight holy shit it's so stupid and so funny#listen. i'm english. so i can't speak for irish folks#but surely. surely they know all these things.#the glee writers think that america is a mystery to people in europe as if we don't get all of their media slapped in front of us 24/7#this character is just such a mess.#once you find out he's only here because his actor won the glee project rory makes a LOT more sense#or idk whatever the terminology is i never watched the glee project idk the structure of it#glee#rory flanagan
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first art post of the new year!!! granted, i don't share my art here that much anyway, but– shhh.
hehehehhhooo,, here's something i've been working on for 'bout a month,, albeit not consecutively– took a few,, very very long breaks in between working on this,, but i managed to finish it in the end! am i satisfied with it? .......ehhhh? not completely, but if this took any longer, it might not have seen the light of day, so like. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
anyway,, made a little poster for my favorite fic, tommyinnit's services for villains, vigilantes, and various other vagabonds, by @scorpionoesit!!! it's really really good,,, and i've always wanted to make more art for it,, so i decided– poster! at least,, that's what it's mean to resemble,,, dkdmkdmdkd.
i will freely admit,, i'm... not the biggest fan of the fan-made logo i tried to design for it,, feels a bit boring, and could definitely have used a bit more pizazz, something to make feel more like the fic itself(what does that mean? you figure that out),,,, but– again, steam was running low,, dkdnksjs. graphic design is my passion. i do also have other complaints, but i'm afraid i already punched my one-use self-critique card,, oh well,,, dkdnkxjdkd.
regardless,, even with the flaws only i can really see,, this still turned out pretty okay!! hope you enjoy it, mx. scorpio and mx. alibi!!! and i hope everyone else has a wonderful new year!!!!
#my art#dream smp#services for vagabonds#tommyinnit fanart#tommyinnit#i don't wanna try tagging the rest of them so i'm just not gonna <3#anyway wrow i wonder who the skull guy and mysterious shadowy figure are....... could be anyone.#i was gonna try and fit in some sort of hero so i could check all the dots of everyone tommy's help#specifically either dr**m (derogatory) or phil#(was mostly leaning towards phil)#but 1) couldn't figure out a way to make it look good with the current set up#my first thought was to try moving the current characters around a bit; but then it would feel too crowded#my second thought was to have them appear from the smoke; somehow? a smoky figure?#but that only really looked good in sketch form and i didn't have the patience to figure that out properly#and 2) no clue what their designs look like. don't even know what their powers are; yet!#was also wanting to fit fundy in but it didn't work for the first reason#fun rapid fire character design facts: niki has a littol sharp tooth 'cause of the joker stuff!#i originally gave tubbo green eyes;; but i decided blue-green looked cooler#tech– [cough] i mean;; *orion's* cloak has a faint lil orion pattern on can barely see it but it's there i assure you !!!#(i tried my best for his design but i am. not the greatest at outfits;; especially hero/villain ones)#tommy has long hair bc it's *MY* art and *I* say he gets long hair. this definitely isn't canon to vagabonds i just like to do this#<- also why michael and tommy have freckles#tommy has a bit of green in his design(through the patch) due to a theory of mine :D#might have over-rendered the hair a bit but. fuck you i like it#anyway i think that's all i have to say about it? if you've actually read all these tags;;; have a cookie -> 🍪#pretend it's a peanut butter cookie#actually. no pretend it's both. you get two cookies. as a treat.#anyway have a good rest-of-your-day !!!!!!
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Y'all remember when Gregor admitted Ripred was right one time and was nice to him.
And then the rat was SO nice the entire fucking rest of the series.
That was so relatable of him, honestly.
#the underland chronicles#gregor the overlander#ripred#ripred the rat#ripred the gnawer#tuc#ripred my beloved#Like. Yes he was an asshole. COTWB was pinnacle 'what in the reeses peanut butter fuck are you on'#but in general.#HE SIMPLY GIVES WHAT HE'S GIVEN and is completely on empty at all times. He's had enough#and simply can't spare the spoons for being everyone's friend while he's trying to keep them alive and getting nothing but backlash for it.
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(Camp Green Hill) I think that while Super, Sonic gets an absolutely WILD power trip and boost in confidence. The trade off? It doesn’t carry over, and he has to spend a few days coming back down to earth. A lot of mental health maintenance later he is a okay and back to normal, but he needs to spend at least 2 days running around on his own and getting rid of the sudden soul crushing anxiety (and guilt, weirdly enough) that comes with being a god for a bit and being returned to normal. He does this by chewing on things, and also eating peanut butter. Since it takes so much conscious effort.
#so as you can imagine the end of SA2’s plot is a disaster#he’s so sure that Shadow is out there somewhere and spends a good chunk of time tracking him down. but he’s irritable and a wreck#like while Super? he’s chill. like ‘oh that just happened. see ya Shadow’ and then coming back down it hits him all at once like ‘oh FUCK’#no amount of peanut butter will save him. don’t worry it ends up okay but he’s miserable#just for my own entiertainment really#camp green hill#sonic the hedgehog#I mayyyy delete this later
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sam told john "you did your best" and i whisper-screamed into the void of my empty apartment NO HE DIDN'T
#THAT MAN WAS BEATING HIS SON#THAT MAN LEFT HIS SONS ALONE FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND USED THEM AS BAIT FOR MONSTERS#THAT MAN ROUTINELY ABANDONED HIS SON FOR DAYS AT A TIME FOR SUCH CRIMES AS STEALING BREAD AND PEANUT BUTTER TO FEED HIS 12-YEAR-OLD BROTHER#DEAN COULD TELL WHEN JOHN HAD BEEN DEMONICALLY POSSESSED BECAUSE THE REAL JOHN WOULD NEVER SAY HE WAS PROUD OF HIM#sam fans make some noise tell me how john fucked up your boy too!!!!#i'm a deangirl so i only remember the specifics of what he did to dean but i KNOW he was awful to sam too#and i want more reasons to kill john winchester with my bare hands#the fuckspn rewatch
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Why do people on reddit have to fuck around with you and make you feel like an idiot for asking a question instead of just answering the question?
#asked if I could make peanut butter set hard like chocolate#dude jokingly told me to freeze it#my dumb stupid ass responded in earnest and told him it melts at room temp#he tells me of fucking course it does#shit that was frozen melts when not frozen anymore. i know this and should know this and walked right into it#oh it's impossible btw. peanut butter can't do that#and I'm apparently a fucking jackass for not already knowing it#you can buy peanut butter flavored white chocolate but peanut butter physically is not able to set. you cannot make it do that#like my dumb ass should have known rather than askinf such a shitty question you can only get that texture by freezing it and eating it cold#I just wish the dude had just. told me it wasn't possible instead of assuming I was being maliciously ignorant by not knowing#and talking down to me#fuck reddit
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Your POV when Man-Bat is checking you out...
#🦇 || musings#🦇 || research#!shitposting#One of the rare times Man-Bat is being cute#Unless he decides you smell REALLY good and decides to give you a taste :')#Okay it's a fruit bat but Man-Bat likes fruit!#Gonna be on Roman today I think but I'll pop in on Kirk as well bc there is so much that needs to be done <3#Got today off and tomorrow also!#Slept so long today oof#Then I fucked up bc I ate a Reese's chocolate peanut butter bar#I was craving it but it's so going to trigger inflammation aghsfgsfd#Stupidly i do the thing that will fuck me up for the day for a few minutes of tasty satisfaction lol
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what is fucking wild about going to my aunts place is one: thick Chicago accents that get thicker as you go, I have not heard the letter T in 3 hours
two: former addicts just rolling up for a drink/smoke (all great people but somehow worse (?) than the other addicts not present?)
three: deb (6ft 2in, hair like Madonna, carded me at the local/family dive because she wanted to fuck with me) saying “billy if you have more than one drink, I’ll knock you the fuck out. I love you. but don’t fuck with me.”
four: her husband Vince: “it’s fine it’s a rum and coke”
five: the rum and coke is 32oz
#truly south side Chicago shit you cannot get anywhere else#billy is great he gave us the scoop on the guys doing meth next door#after every drink my aunt is like ‘BILLY IF YOU FUCK THIS UP YOURE OUT’#but it’s like#idk an inside joke#he’s feeding peanut butter to the dogs#thoughts? thoughts#Chicago stories
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no more brian cox maccas ads im at my limit.
#they SCARE ME#i need to get some sort of adblock for the amount that i complain about ads#at least with will arnett stupidass reeses ads im like. haha thats bojack horseman and he wants me to eat peanut butter#sorry for talking about ads also i know this is what the ads want me to do.#fuck!!!!!! they got me again
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Saw is simultaneously one of the scariest movies ever and a top notch comedy, hope this helps
#i cant not laugh at so many of adams lines#like it's a terrifying concept but also 'this is the most fun I've had without lubricant'#'my name is very fucking confused'#'they steal your kidneys and sell them on ebay'#'i dont care you cover yourself in peanut butter and have a 15 hooker gang bang'#it makes me lose it. he's hilarious#saw#adam faulkner stanheight#horror
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lil rant about dog training oops
#so. my 80lb gangly-ass dog is a gigantic baby for any kind of grooming or healthcare stuff.#and he was only getting more and more frantic the more i tried to get him used to it#doing it on the couch when hes sleepy? nope. starts frantically flailing around and panting wildiy#trying to introduce it slowly? nope. trying to distract him with lots of treats/a lick mat of peanut butter? nope#and this dog is prone to ear gunk and eye gunk :((((#ive had to essentially pin him a couple times for his own good to give him eye drops for an eye infection#and i felt so bad about it both times and he was panicking but like. fuck.#so. before that happens again. ive been working with him on co-operative care.#which for me looks like putting a treat on a face height chair#and while he's staring at it#ill slowly in very small stages introduce whatever i need to do (ear wipe ear drops eye drops nail trim etc)#and frequently every time i make progress#like he lets me tap his nail with the clippers or lets me get the eye dropper close to his eye without flinching#i say 'okay!' and let him eat the treat he has a couple inches from his snoot#and replace it#and repeat making as much progress each time as he'll let me#whenever he needs to take a break and its too much for him he'll back up and lie down#and i take that as a cue to put down my tools and wait#and sure enough. eventually he'll get back up and be ready to go again#its a huge time sink but honestly still so much easier than wrestling a squirming freaking out dog who's nearly as big as me#and absolutely zero panic attack level freakouts on his end that end with him stress panting for like half an hour after#using this i managed to get him to let me to wipe out his ears entirely within like 15 minutes#and same with eye drops which is HUGE because he fucking hates eye drops#like. he voluntarily stood there and let me do it. zero holding or forcing he just stands there and lets me.#anyways. idk what my point is other than despite this taking a lot of patience on my part this is so so much less stressful for both of us#and is going to create much much better habits in the long run and isnt going to create a dog who is insanely fear reactive at the groomers#and also also fuck my ex who insisted that it took too long and wasnt worth it and as long as we had two people to hold our first dog down#it didnt matter if she was panicking bc we could just overpower her#idk. dogs will do a lot for you if you just put the smallest amount of effort into working with them.#lucas the land seal
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Some bonus ILYs, featuring @honeycirrus 's OCs Dillion and August :] silly silly silly guys
#he didn't actually fuck the peanut butter he just really wanted to make August THINK he did#viktor's creations#ILY.TXT
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