zecori— it/its — adult——————i don’t know what this blog is anymore——————wassup, i’m zecori, i talk in italics, and i have an umbrella. that’s it. nothing else to note, really. uh. have a complimentary s’more.—Professional Keyboard Smasher——me, hopping between special interests and hyperfixations: parkour! —
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by zecoritheweirdone and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
498K
Likes Per Post
270K
Reblog Per Post
227K
Reply Per Post
903
Time Between Posts
4 hours
Number of Posts By Type
Text
17
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
28.6 is the average number of monthly visits per US mobile user.
Text
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
200K notes
·
View notes
Text
If you've got a friend that you know can't remember shit, and you feel like it'd be rude to remind them about something that's coming up beforehand just in case they did remember something they signed up for and now you feel bad for implying that you don't trust their memory, and you know that there's a 90% chance that they won't remember the thing unless you remind them, here's a tip from someone with a Can't Remember Shit Disease:
Instead of simply reminding them about the event, just ask them about a specific detail involved in it instead. If you know that The Thing is on next week's friday, and the last moment you need confirmation whether they're coming or not is this thursday, instead of texting
"Hey you remember we have the thing on next week's friday, right?"
you can text some specific question - regardless of whether the info itself is important to you or not - that clarifies when the event is, like
"Hey are you going to be driving to the thing next week's friday, or is someone giving you a ride? We'll need to plan parking beforehand."
Because in case they did remember the thing, they can just answer you for the question you asked. And if they didn't remember and go "OH SHIT IT'S NEXT WEEK I COMPLETELY FORGOT", you still gave them the reminder they needed just the same.
I don't personally get insulted when people gently remind me that they know that I can't remember shit, and most self-aware memory problem people don't either, but if you're worried that it would feel rude to remind people about things you're worried they might've forgotten, this is a good way to circumvent that.
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
By the way, the prosecution just violated Luigi Mangione's HIPAA rights and I have not seen people talking much about it
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
unsure of when exactly i'll color this in, or even if i will(since it's taken me about eight hours just to finish the lineart),, but!! me and loudn were talking about ideas for a masquerade ball scene in the medieval bounty hunters au, and it made me wanna draw everyone dancing! so i did!
(is the idea of masquerade historically accurate to the medieval era? probably not. and also some of these outfits prolly aren't, either. but who care. it's about the ✨ vibes ✨.)
#my art#my sketches#bhsmp#bounty hunters smp#bh medieval au#won't tag everyone since it's not finished; unless like a month or so passes and i still haven't worked on the colors#it was so hard giving everyone outfits vaguely accurate to the era yet still unique from each other#it was also hard to design like. kale; sky; and howz specifically. especially howz.#kale and sky; i can slap on animal masks and call it a day.#howz??? he's just a blue naked man. what am i supposed to do with this. girl get some clothes +++#btw in case ur wondering why milkman is dancing with an assassin. 1) i couldn't figure out a three person dance that would work for the bbt#2) couldn't figure out any other partners for 'em; and 3) they Did work together on the series; so evenout of the au they'd prolly be paired#'why are vintage and ruby here twice' that last doodle is specifically for loudn because she's gay#it was originally my idea for the two of them to be dancing; but i couldn't figure out who else to partner marm/peeporp with#aside from each other; which. i don't think works as well as them being with who they are here does#anyway; this is my first time drawing like; half these people! pretty happy with how most of 'em came out#don't think pizza looks like pizza tho :[ half due to the hair; half due to the lack of glasses i think#the lack of glasses also gets peeporp too i think; but it's kinda made up for by the mask pattern#(howz also doesn't look like howz but howz is also just the secret fourth member of the blue man group so there's no saving him i think)#most of the poses are traced admittedly; but also i am. not good with making poses on my own.#the bbt + howz one i didn't really trace tho; just used references
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:
32K notes
·
View notes
Text
Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
Boogey Tango . . .
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot
21K notes
·
View notes
Text
People need to start headcanoning characters as aromantic more often I'm so serious
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
it's late and i'm not tired + bored,, anyone wanna ask about my current fics/aus, mayhaps?
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
It's frustrating that you can come up with the plot of an entire fic in just a few seconds, but writing it all down can take anywhere from never to forever.
57K notes
·
View notes
Text
post: can you be normal about men
replies: ok 👍
post: can you be normal about women
replies: using my super special reading abilities i can see you meant to actually say "can you be normal about men" and the answer is yes i love having horny sex with men and pretending he's a submissive woman who can take a dick up his hole and cry about it. and i think you're weird for telling me i should care about women
998 notes
·
View notes
Text
There is no Love on that island
#reblog#i have never seen anything about love island and i refuse to change that#love island sounds like some fake tv show you see playing in the background/talked about in other tv shows#it sounds like a parody of romance/reality/game shows#i refuse to believe it’s a real thing
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop
70K notes
·
View notes