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skruttet · 2 years ago

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hmm idk I think snufkin might have an ulterior motive...

#this post and its message is actually very sweet however snufkin's naked torso combined with his side eye just makes me see it as a parody #of romance films/dramas like he's a love interest taking off his clothes to show off his abs abskdkd #he doesn't even have abs #and then there's moomin stretching out his smock

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vole-mon-amour · 4 months ago

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Halsin with a tummy. Halsin with a belly. Halsin with a hairy soft belly. Halsin with a bit of pubic fat. Not ripped Halsin.

(The man is literally a bear that hibernates during winter and has had problems with overeating and over-indulging (and those things rarely go away on its own, so I'm sure it's still in his mentality.) Larian, give him a bigger belly. Give him a BIG belly even. Larian, get rid of those damn abs. They're like a jumpscare to me every time I see them. He's way too ripped. So is Gale. So is Astarion (though there I can HC why he's like that—Cazador forced him to look conventionally attractive to lure more prey. He also wanted a prettier doll to have fun with himself.)

#halsin #bg3 #every time I see his muscles I'm ???#dude I'm sure he's good at chopping threes if needed #larian you know NOTHING #I need more body types in the game for sure #where are all non ironically fat characters #why are they always either skinny or ripped #we don't see a single person who even looks average aka doesn't have visible abs!#astarion #gale #baldur's gate 3

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suguruuuuu-chan · 6 months ago

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T4t Zosan save me....save me t4t Zosan...

#Zosan #one piece headcanons #one piece hcs #zoro x sanji #hear me out #transmasc Zoro #transfem Sanji #sanjis weirdness around women is egg panic and behavior your honor #does he like women does he want to be them he's obsessed with them women are so amazing they're so far away he can't reach #his heart does wierd things he's filled with longing he's overwhelmed #this is perfectly normal hahaha #meanwhile scowling at Zoro- stupid Zoro with his stupid hair and abs and ugh his stupid workout or whatever #who cares about the sweat rolling doen his bare stomach what a showoff #and picking fights so he'll focus only on sanji its whatever who does he think he is #being all attractive like but not cause he's not a beautiful woman so it doesn't make sense #obviously its marimos fault!!#meanwhile Zoro knew from a young age #before he met Kuina even I like to think #(sanji pronouns are he in tags because I'm still talking about egg sanji #have to catch up with one piece

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the-cpu-system · 6 months ago

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RIP Dan Fucks and Hunch Curio and your insane, messy situationship

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girlthativealwaysbeen · 1 month ago

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it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come

#like how do i even feel #on one hand im excited because like now that i finally agreed to dads stupid whims he technically will have to give in to things #ive been wanting since FOREVER like going to the gym #plus it's impossible to eat junk food when he's there he won't even let me kacchi maggi because maida hai bimar ho jayegi #and aadhe se zyada din toh pyaaz ye sab nahi kha sakte so it rules out any outside food #which is so good because like i just found out im pre diabetic lol #like borderline sugar like ab kuch nahi kiya toh seedha type 2 diabetes #so i need to eat healthy or ill literally die #i mean eventually but whatever being diagnosed with this in my 20s would kill me #also simply the fear of living with him is so much that i HAVE to study #and i want to now it's high time #but yeah want doesn't really work for me #i read a quote somewhere that 'goals' don't mean anything because winners and losers have the same goals #and i was like WOAH. like the person who gets an all india rank had the same goal as me: to pass the exam with good marks #but they succeeded and i didn't so it's isn't our goals that differentiate us #which ik is obvious but like still idk put things in perspective #anyway yeah that way my life MIGHT be fixed #but there's also living ALONE with my sociopathic FATHER who has more mood swings than me on pms #and being cut off frm the rest of civilisation and yk developed roads and buildings and ice cream shops #i guess it is mostly food ig :( which is good like the most junk food i can eat there is a burger from a nearby stall and that's pretty #much it they literally do not even have havmor or anything in walking distance forget scoop wali ice cream #but i like my bed and i like my ceiling with the stars and i like looking out of my window and knowing that the first ever crush of my life #lives right next to me and i like knowing that ill meet my bestfriend atleast once a month #i don't really love my mom or my brother tbh but idk maybe ill miss them it's weird ive never lived without them #i don't know i really hope that this is like a boot camp kota types experience rather than so much isolation that i sink deep into #depression. but then ive hit pretty shocking lows this year so hopefully i can handle it #my sister did say that when she lived alone with him for a month it was quite peaceful and okay because he usually gets more angry when mom #is around warna mostly he's fine #i don't know i don't know bhagwan ji please ab aur mushkil mat banana life bohot jhatke de chuke ho already ab pls #mujhe apni galtiyo ko sudharne ka mauka dena 🙏

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mishkakagehishka · 3 months ago

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I miss Juza. Punches the floor.

#btw when i say ''punching the floor'' and equivalents i want you to picture specifically the scene in dmc4 where nero goes wild on da floor #bc that's the mood i'm going for #anyway. mirailight on shuffleeeee. i love banri but i hate him bc i . cannot stand people like him♡ (he's my fave)#but juuuzzazazazazazazaza (my second fave) (actually they're about equal)#he isn't talented . he doesn't have a talent. all he has is a dream and the will to work har.d #but he looks scary so he feels like nobody will take him seriously .... my son.......... my little boy..............#and the reveal that muku is his cousin and that muku was sad that juza told him to tell nobody they're related #bc muku thought he was embarrassed to be related but juza just didn't want people to look down on muku for being related to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭#KILLL MEEEEEE i need to install a3 again idgaf i will work harder on my japanese understanding. For Him #but there's so much content awugh i didn't even finish S2 on en.......#i got until like. autumn year 2 i think. i know nothing ab kumon and guy

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wren-of-the-woods · 1 year ago

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Okay I know a lot of us are making fun of Jaskier's hair, but I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the fact that Geralt doesn't look like a pootoo bird anymore!

#i saw a gif closeup of his face and it actually looked good!!#he doesn't even have the dorky ab armor anymore!!#maybe there's hope!#and jaskier has eyeliner and he gets to sit in ferns so imo it can't be that bad #the witcher #geralt #jaskier #the witcher s3

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hiraya-sa-dilim · 20 days ago

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rb if you're a normal girl

#for context this is a new friend i've made who doesn't seem to realize i'm queer #i told him ab a karaoke party i recently went to which ended with a victoria's secret runway shows marathon #he either has like. zero exposure to anyone even the slightest bit of femme or does not have queer friends in general #26 #ako

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see-arcane · 1 year ago

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I wonder if Jonathan's reaction to the ship news is so subdued in comparison to Jack and Arthur and hopeless because he was sure by then that Dracula was on purpose on a different port and this just confirmed it. Due to his promise to Mina he can't have told her anything about it before, but it seems that Mina had figured it out herself sometime in those three days. And it looks like it wasn't a surprise to him either because he's not shocked like the others that she's now acting differently.

It wouldn't surprise me if he suspected it. Whether he voiced it to the others or not, sans Mina, there still would've been nothing to do--not until it was clear where exactly the ship had come ashore. Meaning he was stewing all that while, intuition screaming that Some New Villainy was afoot, unable to do anything about it. Again.

But by this point, I think the hairline cracks in his hope have started growing into chasms. After everything he's been through since the start of the novel to the present, each new turn has been coming up 2/3 Awful Things Always and Getting Worse to 1/3 Good Things Can Happen! Honest!! God's will be done!!! ratio-wise. Every time events should have plateaued, or maybe start taking a turn for the positive, the rug gets ripped out from under everything and it's on to another plummet.

Over and over.

Since Transylvania.

I'd be burnt out and mad-grief grinning too.

#and he doesn't even have any real scraps of faith left either I think #he may pray on paper but he's notably Not joining in on Dr. Abe and Mina's desperate piety fests #yes God has left some tools to use #but that's as far as it goes #as far as it has ever gone in 400 years of letting Dracula do what he does unimpeded #and Jonathan knows it #jonathan harker #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily

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empirenowmp3 · 3 months ago

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i'm starting to ship tashigi and zoro

#the angst material they have is severely underrated #zoro can't even look at her without seeing kuina's ghost. imagine it #it doesn't even have to be romantic if you catch what i mean. but come on #i'm reading the manga and tashigi is so smitten with zoro (before she finds out he is zoro)#oh i can put them in so many situations #prolet's thinking ab one piece

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ceruleanfuckup · 2 years ago

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So I had a fantastic date tonight.

#it was a gym date and the first time we were meeting each other so i was nervous about it but it turned out to be really really nice #he's new to the poly stuff and the way that he spoke about it told of an emotional and intellectual intelligence that was so fuckin hot #he's really cute and we have a kind of shocking amounts of crazy passions that are exactly the same #he can quote scott pilgrim as much as me #he has dice tattoos #he got really excited when i gave him the origami ball i made while bored in a meeting today and wouldn't stop fidgeting with it #we got dinner afterwards and talked a lot about a lot of different things about each other and it was just really nice #and he told me i have the prettiest brown eyes 🥺#he also said that he showed his husband my pictures and he was like 'damn he looks like he has a strong stomach.not abs but like a strongmn #and i got SO EXCITED #i pointed out my gym crushes to him because i wanted to test the jealousy waters and he reacted very well #he answered my questions with a level of thoughtfulness and contemplation that i felt deeply attracted to #i just think I'm going to fall for him really hard and I'm very very excited about it #my love life has been... lackluster recently for a lot of different reasons #and I'm so fucking excited to have someone that i can be excited about who is just as excited about me #I've been craving that for so long #I'm just thrilled and looking forward to the next date #we're going to be talking a lot #I'm gonna be a little sad for a second. the person who i thought was my stream of consciousness has shown me that he doesn't really care #and that's been hard for me to come to terms with. we haven't even had a conversation about it #but he's been the only person that I can tell things to when i get excited about something #and i don't feel like i have that. so I'm writing in a Tumblr post about this because I don't feel like i have anyone #to get excited with me about things #hopefully that will change soon. I'm very hopeful about him.#just please. whatever deity is out there. please let me find some happiness here. i have been craving and wishing for way too long #personal #edit: another very very good sign is that he's much smaller than me and a trans man who is getting back into the gym #but he didn't seem intimidated by my size and was even comfortable taking flexing selfies with me after.#if existing around me or in that setting triggered any physical insecurities #he didn't show it. which was a big change from the ball of anxiety i saw when walking into the gym. I'm just impressed in a few ways

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c0rpsedemon · 1 year ago

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#band teacher asks my class abt our musical backgrounds > i'm the only one there who Doesn't Have One > he's confused why i signed up for the #class > i have to awkwardly explain that i want to be a vocaloid composer and they no longer offer music theory > tell my dad abt how i had #to awkwardly describe what vocaloid is to my teacher > realize my dad has a v flawed idea abt what vocaloid is despite the many. many years #i've been enamored w it > try making him listen to vocaloid songs to fix his perception > have vocaloid songs in my youtube recs afterwards #> tailor shop of enbizaka shows up in said recs > make a bitchy tumblr post abt disliking the evillious novels on principle > feel bad for #not knowing evillious well enough to properly hate on it > evillious autism hits > go on evillious tiktok bc i'm curious > someone is #showing off the riliane dollfie dream > god i wish that were me dot jpeg > another person is cosplaying riliane > god i wish that were me #dot jpeg the sequel > think abt how badly i want that riliane dollfie + want to cosplay her constantly > there are only so many thoughts ab #riliane dollfie + cosplay one can have before they start branching out to other characters > 'the miku dollfie would make a killer prop for #a gallerian cosplay' > 'oh my god i have to get the miku dollfie and cosplay gallerian' > look into the different available dollfies >#check how much they cost secondhand > start trying to figure out how many dollfies i can budget for in a year > it's been hours #> i NEED a dollfie so much it's unreal > not even specifically the miku dollfie bc she's insanely expensive 2nd hand and i want to wait for #the inevitable rerelease > type moon & haruhi suzumiya dollfies tend to go for ~500usd > i NEED a dollfie so bad it's unreal #a few months and one of them will be mine. 'which one?' the one that i can get the best deal on when the time comes #romeo.txt

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definitelynotnia · 11 months ago

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so you're telling me that I have to now tolerate sigmafied edits of Ranbir Kapoor in Animal being a chauvinist abuser to his onscreen wife and killing hundreds of people for his "love" for his emotionally absent shitty father?? as if watching sigma edits of Kabir Singh and American Psycho was not enough?

#does the director not realise that this is the Tate era for young boys trying to figure out masculinity?#and that glorifying these characters is literally the worst thing he could do in this time #I'm pretty sure he realises because there's no way you make a movie justifying literally the worst traits a human being could literally #possess by saying “he doesn't think he acts on impulse that's why the movie is called animal” so he's mentally ill then? he's a psychopath #and needs help? is what you're saying #ki he doesn't have cognitive thinking ability so that must mean he needs therapy first and foremost?#but no #Vangaa went and depicted this trainwreck of a character as a “traditional man” and an “alpha male”#and the justification for this is “this movie is about violence”#bro...making a movie about violence does not mean making a movie glorifying violence it means showing how fucked up violence is and that it #has consequences #ab kuch bolo toh ppl will say “tum feminist log ko har cheez se problem hai it's just an action movie bro”#like ??????? so?????#action movie bana raha hu bolke literally kuch bhi glorify karoge random kuch bhi rage bait mysoginist dialogues doge and then #put dialogues insinuating that this is what a “real man” behaves like #bhai thik hai banao violent movie banao action movie even make an antihero film sab thik hai but when you start treating the character of #the antihero like a hero that's where the problem starts #american psycho and joker and all these films me at least there was some acknowledgement ki the characters are WRONG and MESSED UP phir bhi #random 14 year olds and mentally stunted tatefans make sigma edits of these characters #aur idhar toh no acknowledgement only as if he's encouraging young boys to see this character and make it a role model #as if ye 'misogyny violence abuse as a form of love and anger as the only emotion valid for a man to show' these are the ideals boys should #follow #it's so stupid honestly and im literally dreading seeing insta pe edits of these movie with some heroic background music as if kitna hi swag #wala kaam kar diya isne by being an absurd psychopathic freak #im so sick of this director bhai isko kabir singh bana ke akal nahi aayi ki ab phirse ye karna laga?

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neuro-stasis · 2 years ago

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I’ve been looking at sprites for the secret jobs in OT2 and I’m a big fan of how they gave every character slightly different horns as Arcanist (under the cut in case you don’t want to see spoilers for the secret job)

#Ochette doesn't even have horns just cute widdle cat ears #Temenos's are completely different from everyone else #he has ram(?) horns #which is a SUPER cool detail #they also gave him abs for some reason? 😂#I thought they just had one basic sprite with small variations and didn't bother to change it #but the sprites in this game are so detailed it feels deliberate lol #octopath traveler 2

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bogbees · 1 year ago

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i need to sleep. i got super distracted and only managed to scribble these out. only posting them so i can gaze upon them while I'm at work tomorrow

#bogbees doodles #blue fairy #[redacted] is so. spoiler ig but i deeply love him and want hubbie happy #plus he doesn't even have a name rn i am very indecisive ab it lol

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pirateborn-a · 2 years ago

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Okay, yes, he protected them and sheltered them and nurtured them and would have done anything for them, and he did he best to care for them, and yes they were his boys. But he was their captain, and he’d always be their captain, not their father, because you see he didn’t give birth to them and also is in no way responsible enough to claim that title for himself when everyone else worked so hard, so even if the idea was really really neat and even if he did look at Newgate’s whole “family” thing with curiosity it doesn’t really matter because they’re not his sons — even if sometimes he cursed their actual fathers in envy — and that was okay, because they were still his boys and he was their captain and that’s the same if not better because you see—

#[ crack ] ✧〖 play along for all the oceans wide 〗#tbt.#[ i am #[ still having so many thoughts #[ welcome to another day of 'rye is incredibly normal ab that guy whose been dead for 22 years' more at 12--- fjklsdf #[ talked ab this b4 and was trying to make a coherent hc post ab it but just rambling vibes instead #[ just #[ head in hands #[ he doesn't have a personal connection with the concept of 'fathers' so just doesn't care for it sdfjklsdfkl #[ captain though? captain's someone who protected their crew and cared for them and guided them #[ just god he'd make jokes about rayleigh being their mom and stuff while completely oblivious #[ and even!! when not oblivious!! he would just not. realize why it's a big deal coming from someone else besides buggy or shanks #[ besides if they wanted him to call them their sons they'd mention it right? surely they knew they could tell him that and it wouldn't feel #[ forced in anyway bc roger isnt like that #[ and the fact that he would be /so/ enthusiastic about being able to call shanks and buggy his sons if he DID.#[ get it through his thick skull #[ if he understood what it /meant/ and understood that they /wanted/ it he'd be over the Moon #[ but he doesn't so he's not #[ and also just keenly aware that shanks n buggy Would have died or otherwise been really fucked up if left in his care alone #[ he tries and when it comes to it he's a good father-- sorry captain but also he is Incredibly irresponsible #[ just... doesnt know #[ he doesnt get it #[ /he doesnt get it/#[ slams fist on floor #[ film red got me feeling a certain self indulgent way fdslkjsdflkjsd #[ still rotating concept of roger pretending to be buggy n shanks' father somehow ignoring how it'd be incredibly hard to get roger to #[ pretend ab something like that #[ bc if somehow did it rly would just be 'wow that was really nice sure wished it were possible to do more oh well!'#[ he is just so #[ god

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