#this is perfectly normal hahaha
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T4t Zosan save me....save me t4t Zosan...
#Zosan#one piece headcanons#one piece hcs#zoro x sanji#hear me out#transmasc Zoro#transfem Sanji#sanjis weirdness around women is egg panic and behavior your honor#does he like women does he want to be them he's obsessed with them women are so amazing they're so far away he can't reach#his heart does wierd things he's filled with longing he's overwhelmed#this is perfectly normal hahaha#meanwhile scowling at Zoro- stupid Zoro with his stupid hair and abs and ugh his stupid workout or whatever#who cares about the sweat rolling doen his bare stomach what a showoff#and picking fights so he'll focus only on sanji its whatever who does he think he is#being all attractive like but not cause he's not a beautiful woman so it doesn't make sense#obviously its marimos fault!!#meanwhile Zoro knew from a young age#before he met Kuina even I like to think#(sanji pronouns are he in tags because I'm still talking about egg sanji#have to catch up with one piece
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im so so normal about julian bashir so so normal dont look at my ds9 art im so so sonormal.
i love inflicting both physical and psychic damage with my artworks
#im sorry i know this is inducing instant headaches but this is unfortunately exactly how i feel about him. my head is gonna explode actually#im like perpetually screaming#it gets worse with every artwork i make LMFAO#graphic design is my passion *dies*#lyrics used are: wide eyes - badflower; x ana x - badflower; sunburn - muse#guys i like badflower can you tell#also a normal amount obvs hahahahahahhaha#one day ill draw a normal fucking julian artwork.... maybe to.... we're in love...... SO PERFECTLY QUEER- shut up keo#this is unbelievable pleaseee (sobs) i cant do this with myself anymore HAHAHA#garak serves about NO purpose there but yknow what i want him there he does belong somehow tbh#and also because i dont wanna draw the bashir parents because reasons LMFAO#julian bashir#ds9#star trek ds9#star trek deep space nine#star trek#garashir#WHY NOT#elim garak#palis delon#oop#kukalaka#honorable tag kukalaka deserves it#doctor bashir
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NCIS 4X18
*talking about Mike Franks' son he never knew he had being in the hospital*
Abby: "Maybe you should call all your old girlfriends. You know, just to check."
McGee: "That won't take long. What I mean is, I can't imagine any of them having a baby without telling me. Tony, on the other hand..."
HAHAHAHAHA I'M FINE
#that WILL indeed happen to Tony and i feel perfectly normal about that fact hahaha yep nothing to see here#ncis#tiva#tony dinozzo#ziva david#abby sciuto#timothy mcgee#season 4
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"The body and face of this sculpture are in idealized youth, with plump cheeks and round face, and his hair is usually unkempt..his youthful appearance, large eyes, pouting lips, and layered locks of hair over his forehead are some of the iconography that can be used to identify him"
^ this quote is genuinely still fucking plaguing me. THIS IS LITERALLY SEB???? LIKE LITERALLY 2010 SEB SPECIFICALLY????? It is actually fucking me up how it is literally quintessentially Seb. Like big eyes...plump cheeks and round face...unkempt hair...pouty lips...okay okay okay!!!! And that Antinous is basically the peak perfection of pretty boy from that time, I'm like, yeah that's Seb to me 🥹🥹🤧🤧
But god the "youthful appearance, big eyes, pouting lips, and layered locks of hair over his forehead" Does that quote not evoke pictures like these in your head???????










I feel so unwell about it 😭😭 I am going through it 😭😭
#in march i think i compared seb to the david#which i still think is just as good a comparison#but this makes me infinitely more insane#bcs the david one was more just about looks and so is this one#but the fact that theres so many statues of Antinous and his image is so consistent and perfectly matches seb??? okay.#and also in that post i did compare seb to an antinous statue as well hahaha#but i think the statues i picked for the recent drawing i did were a lot closer#basically: seb is a masterpiece. a piece of art. to me.#but i really like making historical comparisons(as you well know by now) but gah when it fits so perfectly like this#it makes me emo for some reason 😭😭😭#i think boy king is still my fav au and i always feel like a maniac abt all that historical basis#but this one just gaahhhhh like hes just a pretty boy 🥹 the prettiest boy#lmfao i come back from the race wknd and im like yep back to normal procedures: crying over seb#catie.rambling.txt#sebastian vettel
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Me: I really shouldn't use medical equipment to cover the nipps just because I don't have a clean bra.
Gf: And why not?
Me: What if we need these band-aids when the apocalypse happens?
Gf: Bunny, when the apocalypse happens, we are fucked either way, and we will need more than two band-aids for that. Chill.
#relationship shenanigans#mamuzzy occassionally has a life#when I'm not thinking about blorbos I think about the apocalypse#perfectly normal#haha#HAHA#HAHAHA#ha.
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the two imaginary guys judging everything I do on tumblr
Aladdin (1992)
#autism#funny memes#dank memes#best memes#haha#funny#Trust me#I#I am not insane. I am perfectly normal.#Look how normal I am#Nothing screwed up in the Brain here#Go back to your Regularly scheduled tags#hahahahaha#hahaha#ha ha funny#haha make me shut up challenge#pfff#lmao#laugh rule#kathryn hahn
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Bloody Hearts Bingo Day 2
Prompt: See Ya, Whump | Ghosts won't stop bothering them till they're properly put to rest
For all that Kisuke pretended he had not a single care in his life, his regrets weighed him down quite a bit. The thing was, they were far fewer than most presumed.
His career in the Onmitsukido- long, bloody, characterized by him applying every scrap of genius to the art of killing people as quickly or as slowly as he pleased- was merely a step on his path to where he was, an inevitability that had been directed by people who at least cared for the collateral and a useful way to develop a sense of control over his and Benihime's sadism and vicious curiosity. The only things he considered 'regrets' from that time of his life were the times he'd been sloppy, mostly just considerations about the things he'd done before he'd grown wise and skilled enough to know better. There were a few hints at being so bound to the Shihouin, about how he'd been so desparate to keep Yoruichi that he'd nearly sworn some very unwise oaths, but those were almost-regrets, things that he couldn't really bring himself to regret despite how unwise they were.
The incident with the Visored was almost one of them, for it was one of his largest mistakes and one that he had not yet been able to put right. However, that was more for the sloppiness that led to it and the sheer clumsiness of letting so many bystanders get caught in a situation that should have been resolved much quieter and quicker. Betrayal was difficult to see, especially since Kisuke had hardly been welcome in many social situations and thus had no idea of typical behavior for any of the parties involved, and he refused to regret the Hogyoku itself, the culmination of years of research and innovation, pushing the boundaries between what could be and what was till they flexed and gave way.
No, Kisuke only had three regrets that lingered, three ghosts of his past that haunted him no matter how he attempted to exorcise them. The only way to exorcise them was death, but even Kisuke- bloody-handed Kisuke and his Crimson Princess- could not kill so freely, not without work to ensure that worse things would not arise.
The first and oldest of his ghosts was his father. Kisuke had never known him, not properly, but he had been created with purpose and abandoned it, sent down to the Seireitei to learn in ways that could not have happened while he dwelt with his mother and never returning. His father lingered, bound and broken and bleeding, and his almost-corpse kept atrocities turning, kept the gears of the worlds jammed and necessary progress from happening while also ensuring that histories were forgotten, crumbling into ashes. Kisuke had been born to kill his father, his King, and though he knew he would be hated for it he still sought to do so.
The second of his ghosts was his brother. Another relative Kisuke had never known, most of the way dead for most of his life and only beginning to properly recover around the time Kisuke had been exiled. Cursed and bound and driven mad, hurt by the Shinigami even worse than their father had been, Kisuke had mourned the brother he'd never known and grimly prepared for the one he had. Part of him yearned for the chance to have another akin to him, who would understand the drive to remake the world, the urge for more, the way that even hiding they were never quite what they were pretending to be. The rest of him hated him, just a little, for all that he'd had that Kisuke himself never did- memories of their father when he still lived, pieces of him by his side, loyal allies and appreciation and audalation and all the social things Kisuke had convinced himself he didn't need. Part of him still wanted that appreciation for his work, though, or at least any sort of positive attention for being who and what he was. Kisuke was already bound to be kin-killer, at the end of things, and he would let his brother rest from his cursed, maddened state, freeing him and ensuring his own loneliness.
The third of his ghosts and the only one he felt no guilt over planning to kill was Aizen. The guilt curled a little stronger around him because part of it was Kisuke's own fault. Part of it was Aizen, of course- Aizen had stepped onto his path long before Kisuke had gotten involved, and would have stayed fixed on his attempts to reshape the worlds to his will. Still, Kisuke had assisted him on his path- pushing him towards his own Hogyoku, letting him get a hint of the Throne and its curse, gently diverting some suspicion and attention away from his work, distracting Shinji from a few of his suspicions. Part of him would always consider- what if he hadn't? What if he'd realized that Aizen had gone mad, that his perception of the world as it was (so crucial for illusionists) had shifted a few vital degrees, that he was no more a functional candidate to at least stabilize things after he killed his father than his father was to maintain the worlds as they should be? He'd gone mad in his own way, lost in his own worlds, and for that and for the crimes he continued to commit Kisuke would ensure he died.
Despite everything he said about cultivating them for themselves, for the chance to look at four unique specimens (and that was true, in a large part- just not as much as he'd like) Kisuke knew that part of why he'd taken a liking to Kurosaki-kun and his friends was the chance to turn them at his ghosts. Aizen first, of course, simply because he was the most immediate threat, but his brother was hardly alone and Kisuke knew he was no match for him face-on- one did not become a warlord capable of matching and nearly beating Yamamoto in his prime without being unskilled in all manners of weaponry. It would take a great deal of power to reach his father, too, tucked away in his Palace and guarded by his last living kin, and though Kisuke refused to admit it even to himself unless it was the dark of night and he was alone in his labs, the children could serve as replacements- and do it gladly, if Kisuke played his hand right. He refused to admit it, and yet kept pulling the strings- no option was too far, in the end.
#urahara kisuke#bloody hearts bingo#four little lab rats#yhwach#soul king#adnyeus#angst warning#ironically for bleach the ghosts are only metaphorical#yes this is soul king's secondborn kisuke#he is perfectly normal about this i promise#so is everyone else who knows#hint: it's fewer people than you think#also the length might have gotten away from me a bit#these fills only need to be like 200 words long#hahaha nope
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the sex ''ick's'' seventeen would give
WARNINGS: it's just for fun, and it doesn't match what the members do out there—so if you don't like, dont read.
seungcheol: his damn ass clapping louder than anything else in the room. like, the rhythm is giving standing ovation, and he’s completely unaware. if you dare mention it, he’ll pretend he didn’t hear.
jeonghan: he’d spend the whole day teasing you, promising he’s gonna ruin you later, only to nut in two minutes flat or tap out ‘cause his arms are tired “ugh, it’s so hot in here,” or “my legs are cramping.”
joshua: crying after nutting. he’s suddenly sniffling, you even got startled on the first time, his body getting REALLY sensitve.
junhui: he’ll mirror your moans, badly. you moan? he mimics it, but it sounds like a parody. like, he thinks he’s harmonizing, but it’s straight-up cringe. you try to ignore it, but he just keeps going.
hoshi: fucking u fully naked, except for his damn stoompas (those ugly-ass luxury brand chunky shoes). “they give me grip,” he’d say, like he’s at a crossfit competition, not blowing your back out. the sight of those big-ass sneakers ruins the vibe every time. (illustrative photos)

wonwoo: absolutely no facial expressions. man could be balls deep in you, and his face is blank, like he’s doing math in his head. but in fact, he's just daydreaming.
woozi: soundtrack enthusiast. he’d insist on playing a playlist he made just for you, but it’s all anime OSTs. like, nothing kills the vibe faster than hearing some intense battle music while he’s thrusting.
minghao: if you’re on top, he’d start giving unsolicited feedback. “tilt your hips a little more—yeah, like that. now, slower.” thinks he’s teaching a masterclass while you’re just trying to survive on his cock.
mingyu: checking himself out mid-thrust. fixing his hair in the mirror. if you call him out with a “are you fucking me or yourself?” he’d blush “n-no, I’m focusing on you!”
seokmin: laughs during the dirtiest parts, like a full belly laugh because he’s nervous or thinks something’s funny. he just goes, “HAHAHA—ah! sorry, I don’t know why I did that.” it���s cute tho...
seungkwan: every little thing is exaggerated—he’s gasping like he’s in a soap opera, grabbing his chest like he’s about to faint. you move slightly? “oh my god, I’m gonna DIE babe!”
vernon: won’t take off his adidas tracksuit. every damn time, it’s on—jacket unzipped, pants pushed down, and he’s acting like this is perfectly normal. while you're getting dizzy almost, from the adidas long lines, and from seeing this tracksuit for the zillionth time this month. [im feeling it too personally bc my dad uses tracksuit's often 😭]
chan: overexplaining everything he’s doing. like, “okay, so now I’m gonna flip you over, and then I’ll go deeper, and—”
#seventeen reactions#seventeen imagines#seventeen headcanons#seventeen scenarios#seventeen#svt imagines#seventeen smut#seventeen x reader#svt smut#seungcheol smut#jeonghan smut#joshua smut#junhui smut#hoshi smut#wonwoo smut#woozi smut#minghao smut#mingyu smut#seokmin smut#seungkwan smut#vernon smut#chan smut
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im kinda thinkin about.... hypnosis and smilk.... smth abt the process specifically of taking over and invading your mind.. slowly giving into it even if youre resisting the effects its having on your mind, its inevitable that he'll win and you'll succumb to his control and influence over you... your mind may be foggy, but it's so perfectly empty and moldable now... what were you doing again? do you even care?
smth about being unable to look away from his eyes once he starts it; even if you look away, something will draw you back, and it gets stronger as it goes on... at first, you can physically turn away (though you'll get dragged back by some invisible force), but eventually you cant even rip your heard away from his gaze. smth about it being unable to be stopped by anyone other than himself once he starts it... no matter how far from you he is (as long as he's well... in sightline)
honestly you can like. think abt this in any context you want . i just.... really like the concept of hypnosis with him..... its captivating to me (hah) .... sorry for the essay in your inbox damn
Anon the reason why this was rotting in my askbox for so long was because I needed to give it justice hahaha, hypnosis is totally in character for someone like shadow milk cookie, and I love it.
WARNING- slight yandere, hypnosis
Hmm, I'm wondering how it would start, he would obviously make it a game, maybe a game of truth or dare, hm? Just a little bit of lollygagging to get rid of his boredom.
So, when he asked— “Truth or Dare?”—
You made the horrible mistake of choosing dare.
His grin widened, all teeth.“Ohhh, you’re feeling bold tonight! How delightful! Now, let’s see…” He tapped a finger against his chin, pretending to think. You should have been nervous. You should have backed out. But you didn’t.
I dare you… to look into my eyes and not look away.”
Simple, right?
You almost laughed. Thats its? Thats all?
"Ah-ah, don’t look so relieved~! There’s a catch, of course. You must hold my gaze until I say you can look away. Break eye contact, and you lose."
You scoffed. What was he playing at? You weren’t afraid of a staring contest. Getting into position you held yourself steady as he looked overly excited.
For a while, it felt like a normal challenge. You stared, he stared, and time stretched between you both. But then… something changed. The air felt thicker. Your body heavier. You blinked once. It felt like it took longer than it should have to open your eyes again. You swallowed. Something felt off.
Your limbs felt distant like you weren’t quite inside your body anymore. You tried to look away—But your head wouldn’t move. "I...I-" "Tsk, tsk… You’re not trying to look away, are you? Ohh, but I can see that dazed look in your eyes already… how precious!" He started to scoot closer. Not fast. Not abrupt. No, he took his time, savoring the way your body twitched ever so slightly. How your breath caught, your fingers tightening into trembling fists against the floor. Your head refused to move. Your body felt so distant, like a marionette with cut strings, a doll that could only watch as its puppeteer inched nearer.
Your vision wavered, the edges blurring as if reality itself was losing focus. His eyes were all you could see. How could this happen? you were so sure he didn't have...any malicious...intent—huh...? What was going on...?—No, you hadn’t! You had to resist, you had to—"Mmm, that’s a good look on you… so unfocused, so lost…" He suddenly interrupted your thoughts.
You blinked, but the action felt slow, heavy, like your body was moving through water. You knew—somewhere, deep down—that this was wrong. That you should snap out of it. But… that was so difficult. Thinking was… so hard. Your lips parted, but no words came out. Only a quiet, dazed sigh.
Shadow Milk Cookie smiled, only for it to falter as your eyesight ripped away from him violently, a frustrated groan escaping you as you squeezed your eyes shut out of defiance. "Oh? You still have some fight left in you?" His voice slithered through the air, a mocking lilt woven into his amusement. How predictable. How pathetic. Impossibly close now, his presence, looming, suffocating—but when his hands cupped your cheeks, you knew there was no escape. His palms were cool, but his grip was unyielding.
"Really now, I thought you were smarter than this." His thumbs trailed lower, brushing over your lips with featherlight strokes. "Oh, my dear, sweet fool…" His voice dipped into a breathy murmur, mismatched eyes drinking in every flicker of your resolve. "...I wonder... how long will that last?"
His grip on your cheeks tightened—just enough for his thumbs to press against your skin, coaxing you, urging you—until your lashes fluttered. A sliver of light slipped through.
And the moment your gaze met his—
The air in your lungs vanished. And oh, how he grinned.
"Mmm… there it is."
His voice was nothing but a purr, smooth and saccharine as he drank in your struggle. His grip softened, shifting to cradle your face so delicately—as if he hadn’t just crushed your resistance in the palm of his hand.
"Much easier when you don’t fight, isn’t it?"
His thumbs stroked your cheeks, his tone mocking, indulgent—but there was something darker beneath it. "Go on, little puppet…" His breath ghosted over your lips as his mismatched eyes pulled you deeper, deeper, deeper. "Be good for me, yeah?" He murmurs lowly Before you could even process it, his lips were on yours—slow, deliberate, consuming. A kiss meant to unravel, to claim. His fingers pressed gently into your skin, holding you there, grounding you— or perhaps, chaining you.
And when he finally pulled away, he didn’t need to command you to look at him this time.
Because you already were.
A single finger tapped lightly against your forehead as if to mock the emptiness settling in. His victory.
"See? Much better when you don’t think."
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you guys, rate my hypnosis writing I need it!! These ideas are just sooo juicy.
#shadow milk cookie x reader#yandere shadow milk cookie#shadow milk x reader#yandere shadow milk x reader#yandere crk#crk#yandere
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. . . yeah this was absolutely correct to tag me on, that's a fair cop.
and its not even pride month
#robingivesmemagic#leithlovesyou#god I love their lil' faces#this is fucking adorable and fucking perfectly in character as far as I'm concerned hahaha#op how does it feel to be both the funniest and most character-accurate bitch alive??#. . . but also yeah is it 40k of fic that starts like EXACTLY LIKE THIS that I'm up to now orrrrr . . .#wait no I think it's closer to 60k if we count the unpublished bits of chapter five#I am Normal about both pink kryptonite and the process of dissecting sexuality and queerness l o l
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The Queen of Romantasy and the Race Car Prince - Chapter 16
Pairing: Lando Norris x Elizabeth "Lizzie" Treshton (Original Character)
Summary:
Elizabeth Treshton—bestselling romantasy author, queen of fae heartbreak, and sworn devotee of a carefully structured routine—never expected her service dog to abandon protocol and diagnose a Formula 1 driver with something. But that’s exactly what happens when Mara the wonder-dog ditches Lizzie’s side to aggressively alert to none other than Lando Norris in the middle of a coffee shop.
Warnings and Notes:
Mention of epilepsy and service animals. I don't myself suffer from epilepsy, so I asked my IRL friend, who thankfully was nice enough to let me ask her all the questions I could come up with. The rest I asked Reddit. So everything that's wrong...that's totally my fault and not on purpose. Also Discussion of toxic media/fandom/death threats
Me trying to put all the stuff I wanted in one chapter: exploding head emoji.
If you wonder why there are no cute little pictures in that: If I did that, this would have gotten way too long, it's already 3.5k. (which is also why I didn't add lots of the normal introspective thoughts I usually do lol) You are getting the full on media meltdown in the next chapter.
As always big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble

The morning of their Silverstone hard launch, Lando was a bundle of nervous energy.
He was sitting on the edge of the bed, bouncing his knee, hands clasped together as he stared at the floor. Across the room, Lizzie was playing with Mara, completely unbothered.
“I just—” Lando ran a hand through his hair. “Last time I went public with a girlfriend, she got death threats.”
Lizzie turned, raising an unimpressed eyebrow. “Lando. Last time I killed off a fictional character, I got death threats.”
He blinked at her.
She sighed and moved to sit beside him, resting her head on his shoulder. “I know you’re worried. And I get it. But we don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.”
“No, I want to.” His voice was firm, but his fingers fidgeted against his knee. “I just don’t want you to have to deal with all the bullshit.”
Lizzie smiled, reaching down to still his hand with her own. “I have been on the receiving end of unhinged internet people for years. Trust me, I’ll be fine.”
He exhaled, leaning into her warmth. “Yeah?”
“Yeah.” She squeezed his fingers. “Besides, we have Mara. No one can hate me when I have an adorable dog.”
Lando laughed despite himself, finally relaxing. “That’s your master plan? Weaponizing Mara?”
“Absolutely.” Lizzie grinned. “If anyone tries to be mean, I’ll just post a picture of her looking sad. Instant sympathy.”
He shook his head, pressing a kiss to the top of hers. “I love you, you know.”
“I love you too,” Lizzie hummed. “Which is why, I am not even putting a Ferrari Bandana on Mara.”
“Hahaha, you are so funny,” Lando snorted.
“I got a surprise for you,” Lizzie said drily. She gave a soft command, and Mara obediently came over, sitting up proudly.
Lando blinked—and then his mouth actually fell open.
Mara was wearing a bandana that matched his Silverstone helmet design perfectly.
No detail had been missed—the same colors, the same patterns, even the subtle nods to the British flag. It was perfect.
Lizzie bit her lip, barely containing her excitement. "What do you think?"
Lando just stared. Then his gaze flicked from Mara to Lizzie, back to Mara, and finally back to Lizzie again. "Are you—? How—? When did you do this?!"
Lizzie beamed, looking entirely too pleased with herself. "I have my ways."
"You—" He ran a hand through his hair, completely speechless. "Max. It was Max, wasn’t it?"
She grinned wider. "Maybe."
Lando let out a stunned laugh, reaching out to gently adjust the bandana. "This is… sick." He looked up at her, eyes bright. "Like, actually so cool. You did this for me?"
Lizzie rolled her eyes. "Obviously. Thought you’d like a little pre-race good luck charm."
Lando didn’t even hesitate before leaning over and crashing a kiss against her lips, his hand coming up to cradle her jaw. It was warm, soft, and grateful. When he pulled back, his forehead rested against hers, and he was still grinning.
"I love you," he said, voice full of fondness.
Lizzie hummed, her fingers playing with the hem of his hoodie. "I know."
Lando let out a small huff of laughter before dropping another kiss to her nose. "I’m actually obsessed with you."
"And Mara," she teased.
"And Mara." Lando turned to the dog, who was watching them patiently. "You, Miss Mara, are my new favorite teammate. Sorry, Oscar."
Lizzie laughed. "She’s definitely cuter."
Lando took another long look at the bandana, then back at Lizzie, his heart swelling. "You’re the best, you know that?"
Lizzie smirked. "Oh, I absolutely do."
And as Lando sat there, still grinning like an idiot, with Mara happily wagging her tail beside him, he knew this—this little moment, this quiet, perfect start to the day—was something he’d hold onto forever.
“Alright,” Lando said, standing up and tugging her with him. “Let’s go hard launch this thing.”
And just like that, he was back to himself. Confident. Ready.
Lizzie smirked. “Now there’s the Lando Norris I know.”
***
F1 TV Commentary
Commentator 1: “And here comes Lando Norris, arriving for Qualifying Day at Silverstone—home race, big weekend for him. And—wait a second, who’s that with him?”
Commentator 2: “Yeah, that’s—well, obviously, Lando’s brought a dog… That’s a brown Labrador, very well-behaved, wearing a bandana, might I add.”
Commentator 3: “Is that dog’s bandana matching his racing helmet?! I think it may!”
(There’s a pause as they process what they’re seeing.)
Commentator 1: “Okay, so Lando’s got company. But who—hang on, is that—? I think—could that be—? Oh, wow, I think we’ve just had a hard launch.”
Commentator 2: “I think you’re right! That’s Lando, hand in hand with a very pretty young lady…no word yet of who that may be…”
Commentator 3: “And if the internet and McLaren is to be believed, that would be Elizabeth Treshton with him, New York Times Bestselling author, and that dog is her service dog…Though we have not yet had confirmation of the dogs name…”
Commentator 1: “Either way, this is big—Lando and Elizabeth arriving together, matching outfits, dog in tow, looking very comfortable. This is as official as it gets.”
Commentator 3: “Well, the internet is definitely going to explode over this one. And I have to say, I’m very here for it. Lando Norris, best-selling author girlfriend, adorable Labrador—what’s not to love?”
Commentator 1: “And you just know McLaren social media is absolutely thriving off this right now.”
****
Lizzie had been to big events before—book signings, conventions, industry panels—but nothing quite prepared her for this.
Silverstone was a beast of its own.
The crowd was deafening, a mix of cheers, chants, and the unmistakable hum of engines in the distance. The paddock was alive with cameras, journalists, team members, and fans who barely spared her a glance—until they did.
Because she wasn’t just anyone here.
She was Lando Norris’ girlfriend.
Lizzie adjusted the lanyard around her neck, the VIP pass bouncing against her chest as they walked through the McLaren hospitality area. Her hand was firmly tucked in Lando’s, an unspoken reassurance between them. His grip tightened slightly every time someone called his name, every time cameras flashed.
She wasn’t nervous—okay, maybe a little—but more than anything, she was hyper-aware of everything happening around them. The weight of eyes, the murmurs, the way some people did a double take when they realized who she was.
"Lizzie."
She blinked up at Lando, who was watching her carefully, his usual easy grin softened into something more sincere. "You good?"
"Yeah," she said, then corrected, "Mostly yeah."
His thumb brushed over her knuckles. "You tell me if it gets too much, yeah?"
Lizzie nodded, exhaling slowly. "Yeah."
They moved further in, and before she could fully take in her surroundings, she heard a high-pitched squeal.
"Lizzie!"
She barely had time to react before Lily all but launched at her, hugging her like they were lifelong best friends instead of people who had met once.
"Hi?" Lizzie laughed, hugging her back.
Lily pulled away, still buzzing with excitement. "I still can't believe you're here. And with Lando." She shot him a teasing look. "I mean, we knew, but still. Wild."
Lando groaned. "Why does everyone act like me having a girlfriend is the most shocking thing in the world?"
Oscar, standing next to Lily, smirked. "Because it is."
"Wow. Betrayed by my own teammate."
Lizzie snorted, shaking her head as she adjusted the sleeve of her McLaren jacket. “You’ll survive,” she said amusedly, patting his arm.
Lando looked at Lizzie. “Ready to meet the team?”
Lizzie exhaled, then nodded. “Ready.”
With that, they stepped inside, the sound of the paddock buzzing behind them.
And just like that, Lizzie Treshton was officially part of the F1 world.
***
Lizzie wasn’t quite sure how she’d ended up here.
One moment, she and Lando had been in the McLaren garage, getting her settled in. The next, Lily had grabbed her arm, saying something about "Oh yeah, the WAGs wanna meet you,” and now she was in the pitlane, before the Ferrari Garage, standing in front of Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Saint Mleux.
And trying very hard not to embarrass herself.
Lando stood beside her, one hand casually resting on her waist, the other holding Mara’s leash as she sat at their feet, looking very professional in her bandana.
Charles, ever polite, offered a small smile. “It’s nice to finally meet you.”
Lizzie, who had definitely spent too many hours watching onboard footage of this man’s driving, managed a mostly composed, “Likewise.” Then she cleared her throat and gestured toward Mara, who sat obediently at her side. “Also—thank you. For the bandana. Mara loves it. We just thought she should match Lando for today.”
Charles smiled at her. “Oh you are welcome. It was very amusing when Carlos called me to ask for it. Lando will never hear the end of it.”
Lando just rolled his eyes at that.
Charles, now looking amused, glanced between them. “You’re… surprisingly calm.”
Lizzie raised an eyebrow. “Should I not be?”
Charles chuckled. “Most people are a bit more… excitable when they meet me.”
Lizzie huffed a laugh. “Don’t get me wrong, internally, I’m screaming. But I have a dog to keep calm, and also, I do have some dignity.”
Alexandra snorted. “More than most.”
Lando, grinning, nudged her. “She’s lying. She definitely had a mini meltdown in the car this morning about meeting you.”
Lizzie gasped and smacked his arm. “You absolute traitor.”
Charles laughed. “I appreciate the honesty.”
Before Lizzie could respond, Alexandra grabbed her hands. “Okay, but actually—I need to say this before I combust—I love your books.”
Lizzie blinked. “You—you do?”
“Oh my god, yes.” Alexandra practically bounced on her feet. “Seasons of Fate is one of my favorite series of all time. I’ve read the first three books at least four times each.”
Lizzie stared. “No way.”
“Yes way.” Alexandra grinned. “I am absolutely dying for the last book. When you announced the release date, I screamed.”
Lizzie laughed, a little stunned. “That is… amazing. I had no idea you were a reader.”
“Are you kidding? I pre-ordered An Autumn of Fire and Stone the moment it was available.”
Charles, beside her, shook his head fondly. “She made me go with her to buy a physical copy too.”
Lando snorted. “Yeah, that sounds about right.”
Lizzie beamed. “That’s genuinely so cool.”
Alexandra sighed dramatically. “I can’t believe I get to meet you in real life. This is the best day ever.”
Charles raised an eyebrow. “You literally see world champion drivers every week.”
“Yes, but she writes romantasy.”
Lizzie cackled. “Priorities.”
Alexandra nodded seriously. “Exactly.”
She had been quite proud of mostly holding it together…and not embarrassing herself…
And then Lewis Hamilton came strolling over.
And all sense of composure left her body.
“Oh my god.” The words fell out of her mouth before she could stop them.
Lando, who had been standing beside her, immediately grinned. “Oh, this is gonna be good.”
Lizzie turned, wide-eyed, to look at him. Betrayed. “Why didn’t you warn me?”
“What, that Lewis was gonna be here?” He smirked. “I thought that would be obvious.”
“Lando.”
“Liz.”
But before she could argue further, Lewis spotted them. And then, to make matters worse, he walked straight over.
And smiled at her.
“Lizzie, right?” He extended a hand. “I’ve heard a lot about you.”
Lizzie swore her soul left her body.
Because Lewis Hamilton—the seven-time world champion, the F1 legend, the man whose career she’d followed for years—knew her name.
Knew who she was.
Knew enough about her to have ‘heard things.’
Lizzie, in all her eloquence, blurted out: “I—yes. Me. That’s me.”
Lewis chuckled. Clearly entertained. “Nice to meet you.”
“You too,” she managed, shaking his hand. Then, because her brain was short-circuiting, she added, “Big fan. Like, huge fan. Had a poster of you in my uni dorm.”
Lando immediately started laughing.
Lizzie, horrified, whipped around. “Don’t you dare.”
“Oh, this is amazing,” Lando grinned. “You were so calm meeting Charles, and now you’re—”
“Not a word.”
Lewis, ever the gentleman, just smiled. “That’s really sweet. And hey, I’m honored.”
Lizzie, still recovering from the interaction, forced herself to get it together. “Right. Yes. Anyway. This is Mara.”
At her name, Mara—who had been sitting patiently at her feet—perked up.
Lewis immediately crouched down, beaming. “And who’s this gorgeous girl?”
Mara, as if knowing exactly how famous the man in front of her was, wagged her tail enthusiastically.
“That’s Mara, my service dog,” Lizzie said, finally finding her footing again. “She’s a big fan of Roscoe.”
At that, Lewis lit up. “Oh, we should set up a playdate!”
Lizzie blinked. “Wait, really?”
“Of course.” Lewis nodded. “Roscoe loves meeting new friends. And they’d be adorable together.”
Lizzie, genuinely stunned, turned to Lando. “Did I just get invited to a playdate with Roscoe Hamilton?”
Lando smirked. “I believe you did.”
“Oh my god.” She looked back at Lewis. “Yes. A thousand times yes.”
Before Lizzie could spiral further, Charles, who had been watching this unfold, added:
“If we’re doing a playdate, then Leo should come too.”
Lizzie whipped around to face him. “Wait—really?”
Charles shrugged. “Why not? He loves meeting new dogs.”
Lizzie turned to Lando, shaking him. “Lando. My dog is about to have a playdate with Roscoe Hamilton and Leo Leclerc.”
Lando, grinning, kissed her forehead. “You’re welcome.”
Lewis, amused, looked at Charles. “You ready for this?”
Charles sighed. “Leo is going to be so excited.”
Lizzie, still reeling, grinned. “Mara is going to have the best day of her life.”
And honestly? So was she.
****
Lizzie had so many questions about how her life had led to this exact moment.
Her dog was currently having a dog playdate with Leo and Roscoe behind the McLaren Motorhome.
"Explain to me again how we got here?" Lizzie muttered as she watched Leo immediately claim the room like he owned it, golden tail wagging furiously.
"Just go with it," Lando said, wrapping an arm around her waist. Lizzie sighed. "Right."
Roscoe, ever the gentleman, plodded his way over to Mara, who sat neatly at Lizzie’s feet, ears flicking in uncertainty.
"She’s pretending she’s above this," Lizzie whispered, watching as Mara gave Roscoe a long, assessing stare.
"Mara is above everything," Lando muttered back.
Charles, meanwhile, was grinning as he knelt to ruffle Leo’s ears. "See? This is perfect! Now we can finally see if Mara is truly Ferrari at heart."
Lando groaned. "You have to stop saying things like that. The grid will run with it."
"It is not my fault that your dog has an excellent name," Charles said smugly.
Before Lizzie could protest, Leo—who had decided that he had found a new best friend—threw himself down beside Mara, excitedly yapping.
Mara, after what could only be described as a long, suffering sigh, simply accepted her fate.
Lewis chuckled. "See? It was meant to be."
Lando shook his head, watching as Roscoe settled down on Mara’s other side, effectively trapping her between two dogs, one of which one was a hyperactive dachshund.
"So," Lewis smirked, crossing his arms, "when’s the next playdate?"
Lando groaned, Charles grinned, and Lizzie knew she was never going to live this down.
***
F1 TV Commentary – Silverstone Grand Prix (Race Day)
Commentator 1: chuckling "Now, here’s something you don’t see every day—Ferrari hospitality is absolutely buzzing, and it’s not just because of their crowd support here at Silverstone!"
Commentator 2: laughing "Oh, absolutely. If we didn’t know better, we’d think Ferrari was hosting a VIP event of its own. I mean, look at that lineup…I think we got partners from drivers from Ferrari, Alpine, Mercedes, Williams and McLaren…—Alexandra Saint Mleu, Kika Gomes, Carmen Montero Mundt, Lily Muni He, Rebecca Donaldons, Lily Zneimer... And there, right in the middle of it all, Elizabeth Treshton."
Commentator 1: "Yes, and that’s particularly interesting because this is Elizabeth’s very first Grand Prix as Lando Norris’ officially confirmed girlfriend. What a way to make a debut in the paddock!"
Commentator 2: grinning "And I have to say, she looks right at home. From what we know, Elizabeth is a lifelong F1 fan, and—controversially—she grew up supporting Ferrari! So, maybe she was always meant to be in their hospitality suite."
Commentator 1: "A childhood Ferrari fan dating McLaren’s golden boy—talk about a plot twist! But speaking of plot twists, Elizabeth’s not just any new WAG. She’s a bestselling fantasy author, her books are international hits, and one of them is about to be made into a movie. That’s a whole different kind of fame to bring into the F1 world!"
Commentator 2: "Absolutely! I mean, we talk about drivers balancing life in the public eye, but Elizabeth is already a major public figure in her own right. She has millions of readers, and from what I’ve seen online, her fans are just as obsessed with Lando as F1 fans are with her. It’s created this crossover event that I don’t think anyone saw coming!"
Commentator 1: laughing "And speaking of things no one saw coming—let’s talk about Mara."
Commentator 2: "Oh, we have to! For those who don’t know, Mara is Lizzie’s service dog, and she is currently stealing the show."
Commentator 1: "Not only is Mara sitting in Ferrari hospitality like she belongs there, but she’s also wearing a bandana that perfectly matches Lando’s special edition Silverstone helmet. Now that is commitment to the aesthetic!"
Commentator 2: laughing "I mean, Elizabeth Treshton is a writer. She clearly loves a well-executed theme. And honestly? Mara looks fantastic. I’m seeing more photos of that dog on social media than some of the drivers!"
Commentator 1: "As she should! I think it’s safe to say that between the Ferrari hospitality takeover, the bestselling author debut, and Mara becoming a fan favorite, Elizabeth Treshton has officially arrived in the F1 paddock."
Commentator 2: "And if Lando puts in a strong performance today? I have a feeling that Ferrari hospitality is going to be just as loud as the McLaren garage!"
***
Lizzie had to admit—she’d been nervous about spending the day in Ferrari hospitality.
Lando had his own obligations, and while Lily and Alexandra had already been so welcoming, she was still the newbie in the world of F1 WAGs.
But, as it turned out, Ferrari hospitality might as well have been a VIP social club for girlfriends and wives, and by midday, Lizzie was right at home.
She was currently sitting on a plush red couch with Kika, Rebecca, and Carmen, Mara curled up at her feet.
“So, first race weekend,” Kika said, giving her an amused look. “Overwhelmed yet?”
“Not as much as I expected to be,” Lizzie admitted, adjusting Mara’s bandana. “Though the garage yesterday was a lot.”
“You’re handling it well,” Carmen said warmly. “Some of us had a learning curve.”
Rebecca nodded in agreement. “Carlos tried explaining tire strategy to me the first weekend I came, and I made him stop after five minutes.”
Kika laughed. “I still don’t get half of it. I just nod and pretend I do.”
“Oh, same,” Lily said. “Oscar started talking about tire degradation once, and I was like, ‘That sounds like a youproblem.’”
Carmen snorted. “That’s the only correct response.”
Lizzie felt herself relax. This was… nice. She had spent so long on the outside of the sport, hearing about it through Lando, seeing snippets online—but this was different.
This was her being part of it.
“Also,” Kika said, giving her a knowing look, “I feel like we’ve been terrible hosts because we haven’t properly talked about the fact that you’re a bestselling author.”
Lizzie winced. “Oh, god.”
“No, no,” Rebecca said, grinning. “We have questions. So many questions.”
“Oh god,” Lizzie repeated.
“First of all,” Kika said, dramatically, “how dare you end An Autumn of Fire and Stone on a cliffhanger like that?”
Carmen, who had apparently also read it, groaned. “Yes! I need answers!”
Lizzie blinked. “Wait—you guys actually read my books?”
“Oh, absolutely,” Rebecca said. “We have a whole Season of Fate group chat.”
Lizzie stared. “I’m sorry—what?”
Carmen pulled out her phone. Showed her.
Sure enough—there was a group chat titled ‘Season of Fate Fangirls’ featuring all the WAGs.
“Oh my god,” Lizzie whispered.
“Lily Z. started it,” Kika said casually. “She’s obsessed.”
Lizzie turned to Carmen. “You guys have a group chat about my books?”
“Oh, yeah,” Carmen said, grinning. “We were losing our minds when you announced Book 4.”
Lizzie covered her face. “I don’t know whether to be honored or terrified.”
Kika laughed. “Both. Definitely both.”
Lizzie, feeling overwhelmed but in the best way, peeked out from behind her hands. “I—okay. I’m processing this.”
Rebecca patted her knee. “Take your time. But also—when are we getting the first movie trailer?”
Lizzie groaned. “You’re as bad as my readers.”
“We are your readers,” Kika pointed out.
Lizzie sighed. “I walked right into that one, didn’t I?”
Carmen smirked. “Yep.”
Lizzie shook her head. But despite the teasing, despite the fact that she was being interrogated about the release date of a movie she legally wasn’t allowed to talk about yet—she felt… good.
Maybe, just maybe, she was exactly where she was supposed to be.
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First-Time-Subbing!Reader[Maknae Line]
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ word count: 2.2k (in total)
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ warnings are under each pic. just keep in mind its fem reader and generally rough sex
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ notes: maknae line with a little twist at the end hehe
Hyung Line

𝙷𝚊𝚗
reader is compliant, overstim mentions
"Fuck.. You look so pretty below me, my baby. You like that? Huh? 'S Hannie fucking you good?" Your eyes are too busy rolling to the back of your head for you to focus on anything he’s saying. With the way he ruts into you frantically, but still manages to hit every spot, you can’t even think straight. Eventually desperate for your voice, he pulls back and tests the waters with a sharp, rough thrust. It only makes your fingers clutch his arms, creating crescents from where your nails dig in.
He chuckles at the reaction and does it a few more times, laughing at the surprised squeaks it pulls from you each time he bottoms out. Once your eyes manage to open and look up at him he leans forward, breathing heavily he rests his forehead against yours. His hips slow and he holds eye contact, placing a kiss on your drooly lips before speaking up again.
“I asked you a question, baby. You should know better than to not answer.” You finally attempt to respond, only to choke on your spit and stutter, eventually giving up and letting your head fall back into the sheets. He smirks madly and picks up his previous pace. His hips start to slam against yours again and your mouth opens in a silent scream.
“Mmm, my baby’s being fucked too good. I think I fucked her nice and stupid.. haha..”
“You’re doing so well for me, Jagi. ‘Gonna let me overstim you too?” You whine loudly in response, voice cracking from hoarseness. If you saw his face, you would have seen the way his eyes sparkled. “Yeah? Gonna let me fuck this pretty pussy until you’re cryin’?”
You only cry out more in response, tilting your head back to look up at him from under your eyelashes. He smiles and kisses the edge of your lips then sits up straight, holding your legs up as he fucks you with new fervor.
“Hahaha.. don’t worry, baby. Hannie’ll take good care of you.”
𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚡
reader is compliant, orgasm control, squirting
"Feels good?" His voice is low and deep in your ear. You're currently lying beside him on the bed, legs spread out as he pushes a vibrator in and out of you. The veins in his arm bulge each time he pushes it inwards. and he watches with his bottom between his teeth as the bunny ears on the vibrator land perfectly around your clit with each thrust, making your legs shake beautifully. Right as the knot in your stomach is about to snap, he pulls it out of you completely. Your bottom lip wobbles and you look up at him with teary eyes. His heart would have normally broken at the sight, but when you're so deliciously fucked out for him he can't help but feel greedy.
"Lixie.." Your saliva was pooling in your mouth, and a few drops managed to slip out each time he forced your orgasm to delay. He only shushes you, showering kisses on your temple and cheek as he watches your breathing calm. Once he's sure that you're not gonna cum right away, he eases the vibrator back into you.
His free hand rests under your neck, your head laying against his bicep as his hand teases featherlight touches along your upper arm and shoulder. Each brush of his fingertips has you squirming in his hold, losing your mind just a little more with each orgasm denial. Eventually, the caresses and vibrations are too much. Your high has built up faster and faster each time, to the point where you almost cum in mere seconds. You tilt your head to him and whine out his name again, pleading with every wobbly bone in your body for him to let you cum already. He smiles sweetly and giggles, leaning forward to place a kiss on your forehead.
"You did so well. Be good now and cum for me." He ends the sentence with a rough thrust of his arm, starting a fast pace to build you up. Your eyes roll into the back of your head and slam shut as you feel your stomach tense. Your hands that held your legs open squeeze the flesh of your thighs tightly as you start to cum.
A series of high-pitched whines leave your throat as you squirt around the toy. Your arms quickly give out and your legs close around his arm, but he acts fast and removes his arm from under your head to pry your legs open. You watch the back of his head as he moves down to kneel near your hips, his hand never letting up on the toy. It's not until you're tapping his arm rapidly that he pulls the vibrator away, teasing the tip of it along your folds as the final spurts come out.
He laughs like a maniac and turns to you fully, laying beside you again and pulling you against him. "I told you that you could baby! The sheets are fucking soaked-" He spends the next few minutes after the fact kissing you sweetly, loving on you until he's sure your mind is back in your body. Once he's sure of it, he's back on top of you, hovering over you and slotting himself between your legs.
"My turn, baby. 'S not fair that toy gets to be in that pretty pussy and I dont."
𝚂𝚎𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚖𝚒𝚗
reader was a brat about it, meandom min but gets a little soft at the end, pet play? (reader gets called pup and calls herself puppy), (1) pvssy slap, handcuffs + vibrator use, overstimulation
The handcuffs that hold your wrists in place behind your back make loud jiggling noises and the vibrator that is against your clit is pushed harder as his free hand rests on your hip, holding you in place as you start to thrash in his lap. Your knees try their damndest to slam shut around his hips but to no avail. He's forcing you through yet another orgasm while making you ride him, essentially having you cockwarming him as the vibrator stays connected to your clit. It was 'only' your fourth, so it wasn't that bad. Or.. at least that's what he told you when you cried about 3 being too much.
You didn't even realize that the vibrator was pulled off of you until a hand comes does against your clit to grab your attention, immediately soothing the area with small circles after. Your eyes shoot open and stare down at him, tears prickling them as he smiles up at you.
"You ready to apologize yet, pup?" Your nods combat those of a bobblehead as you shake your head frantically, your lips parting only to be half choked by the thick saliva on your tongue. You force yourself to swallow it down and respond, desperate for the painful pleasure to stop, yet also keep going.
"P-Please Minnie, I'm sorry. I won't talk back again- I've.. I've been a good puppy.." Tears prickle your eyes and he chuckles, shushing you and kissing away your tears as he helps you off of him. He removes the handcuffs and helps you to the floor, sitting on the edge of the bed while having you kneel between his legs. You look up at him and lean forward already knowing all too well what he wants.
He sighs happily as he slides into your mouth, moaning loudly when you take him deeper than he expected. A hand snakes around your head and rests at your nape, using it as leverage to slowly fuck your mouth onto him. It doesn't take him very long to finish like this. After having you cum around his dick 4 times, he's extremely pent up and already on edge.
He holds you against him when he cums, throwing his head back and groaning out your name. His hips buck a few times for good measure as you swallow, even going as far as to suck his tip to make sure you got every last drop. He eases you off of him and watches you with narrowed eyes. As you catch your breath, a hand grabs onto your chin. He angles you up just enough to look him in the eyes and stares; his mouth is parted and his breaths are heavy as his eyes rake over your sweaty, fucked-out face.
"You look so beautiful like this... Should let me do this again."
𝙸.𝙽
reader was a brat about it, he's a little shit & mean, big dick!innie agenda hehe, spit kink (it gets a little messy), overstimulation, dubcon?
"What would my hyungs think of us now, baby? All that smack you talked earlier? And all for what? All just to end up below me, fucked out like a whore? haha.." The hand on your jaw pushes its pointer and middle finger past your lips and onto your tongue, pushing down when he hears you try to reply. He watches with an evil smile as you drool all over yourself and his fingers, your moans come out in a gargle as he fucks you even harder.
He watches as your eyes roll to the back of your head before your body shudders and comes apart under him, again. He's forced x orgasms out of you already, and he doesn't seem to be anywhere near finished. He's only cum once so far and it was through fucking your throat open.
"Awww look at you. Poor thing. 'S your little Innie fucking you nice and deep?" You squeeze around him harder and mumble out nonsense against his fingers in response, making him full-on cackle. "How does it feel to be the one fucked stupid? Hmmm?" His free hand pushes your thighs farther into your chest and holds them there, allowing him to bottom out fully and let his balls smack against the skin of your ass.
The fingers in your mouth move to squeeze your cheeks, holding your mouth open in the shape of an 0 and he halts his thrusts. He takes advantage of the way he towers you and leans farther in, spitting crudely into your mouth. Some of it lands on your cheek and he rubs it in with his already-soaked hand, laughing at the obscene moans it pulls from you. You watch through blurry, unfocused eyes as he smirks down at you with lidded eyes.
You feel so full and overwhelmed and he's giving you no chance to breathe as his hips pull back once again to force his dick back against your sensitive walls. His damp fingers drag the spit down your face and neck, stopping at your nipples before pinching them. He bottoms out fully one more time and holds you down as you jerk and cry under him, nails raking down his arm and back as you cum yet again.
He doesn't move for a while and it sends you into a false sense of security. You're hopeful that he will give you a second to screw your head back on or pull out to let you breathe. Especially when he leans down and pecks your lips then moves down to your neck where he bites and leaves hickeys.
But immediately after that thought crosses your mind, his hips start up again. They pound into you quickly and you try to scramble up the bed, desperately gasping for air. A hand wraps around your neck and holds you in place on the bed as he chases your hips.
"Hahaha. Where do you think you're going?"
OK, now that they're all done... hear me out..
𝙾𝚃8
poly ot8 x reader, mentions of: manhandling, recording, reader being forced into submission, & overstimulation, munch jisung agenda
Hear me out.. poly OT8 who you usually dom. They somehow convinced you to allow all of them to take control for one night to see how much you guys enjoy it. So now, instead of them helping you keep the others in submission, it's you being forcibly kept compliant for them <3 & I'd see them taking different roles here.
Like,, Chris, Changbin, and Jeongin are the ones I would see being in charge of holding you down. If you squirm too much or convulse too aggressively for somebodies liking, they're the ones holding you down and manhandling you: making you take everything while they whisper in your ear >< They definitely dirty talk you through every orgasm too. On a scale of "sweet(praise) → mean(degradation)" it's Changbin → Chris → Jeongin (in that order)
Felix and Hyunjin would be the ones sitting to the side, jerking off as their free hand points a camera towards the pile around you. They share the video in a group chat with everyone and sometimes they will make you watch it next time one of them doms you 1 on 1. They also are the ones who will tie you up if one of the stronger guys (^) isn't available. Hyunjin has different ropes of all their favorite colors to use depending on who he's tying you up for :3
Minho and Seungmin would be in charge of your attitude. You try to brat out, talk back, or make a face at somebody? They're on your ass. This goes for both in the bedroom and outside of the bedroom as well. They're the meanest out of the bunch and not afraid to break your mind in order to get you to be obedient. & when they're done doing so, it'll be like a switch is flipped as they caress you and praise how good you were for them <33
Han would be the one who gets sent on you like a rabid dog. When they want to overstimulate your pretty pussy for whatever reason (punishment or reward), more often than not Han is the one who will happily sit between your legs and eat you out for hours. Usually ends with Chris/Bin/Jeongin holding your legs in place and/or Hyunjin/Felix tying you up so Han can pounce without any interruptions.
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I saw this trend on Facebook where a couple arm wrestling then the girl lift or unzip her shirt as a distraction to win hahaha
Can you possibly write w/ Schlatt?
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˗ˏˋ ❝ touché. ❞ ˎˊ˗
i've seen a few videos of the trend so i hope u enjoy my little spin on it ! thank u so much for the submission anon ! <3
summary : the two of you have had your fair share of drinks while patrolling the night streets of kyoto, only to find more entertainment within the bar stools.
⋮ ⌗ ┆teasing, friends to lovers, palpable tension, fem reader.

"you're about to fall over." schlatt giggles out, stretching out his hand to hold the lower part of your back. watching as you fail to keep a hold of yourself, so much for denying you were a light weight. you flutter your eyes open and look out to the dimly lit street lights that perfectly shined on the puddles on the side walk. you look to schlatt and shake your head, pushing his shoulder lightly. you were so stuck on proving to him that you could in fact hold your liquor, despite his incessant jabs of saying you always need a babysitter when you decide to drink. he might've been right but there was no way you were going to let him know you agreed with him. so, the only logical conclusion was to be stubborn. "i know how to walk." you mumble out, your words progressively becoming more and more slurred. schlatt scoffed at your choice of defense, "bullshit." he replied with a strong tone.
you groan and leer your eyes over to him, the weight of your head felt like an actual boulder. he could see it too, shaking his head and stopping in his tracks to face you better. holding both sides of your face with his palms and sighing at the sight in front of him. "you said you could have a few cocktails and be fine." he muttered with an eye roll, obviously not too happy with the given circumstances. you scrunch up your face and shake your head, unintelligible mumbles escaping your lips. "and can." you practically bark out, rolling your eyes back up to his. he pinches the side of your face before letting go of you, making you groan out. "you need water or something." he sighs out and stuffs his hands back into his pockets. tilting his body to the side to see if there was any safe areas to sit at for the time being. he just needed you to start acting like a human being again. at least that.
"where are you looking at?" you whimper out, rubbing your face in the spot where he pinched. you watch as he keeps his gaze steady on the numerous amount of signs that led into either bars or restaurants. "looking for a place where you can go back to being normal." he stifled out, looking back to you with a cocked head. "or as normal as you can get." he chuckled out, knowing the little additive would piss you off. you roll your eyes and cross your arms, trying to reel in any bit of heat you could get from your coat's sleeves. it was quite the cold night in kyoto after all. "ha ha. so funny." you sarcastically state, your face failing you as you tried your best to hide your grin. "apparently. since you're smiling." he shrugs and pokes at your shoulder, noticing how your eyes were falling shut again. "seriously, wake up would you?" he pleads. he was quite the perfectionist when it came to his trips, even if he denied those claims. as much as he wanted to be the "go with the flow" guy when it came to traveling, he just simply wasn't.
"trying- trying, i am. okay?" you mumble out, but that obviously wasn't good enough for him. he sighs out at the sight of how drunken you became, and in such a short amount of time too. wasn't how he wanted the night to go in the slightest. "listen. let's just- get you in this bar over here. we'll order some waters and sit." he stated, begging that you just take the offer. he knew you were rather random when you were drunk and were quick to cause a scene. even if it wasn't intentional. he looked at you as you stood in silence for a moment, seeing how the wind blew your hair ever so slightly. as well as how the warm dull lighting only highlighted just how bloodshot your eyes were. "can it be quiet?" you groan out, stumbling over to walk towards him. or at least attempting to. he softly nodded and grabbed your arm to help you walk better, "course it can." he assures, looking at you for a moment longer than he should've been. hoping you don't notice the longing that lingered behind his eyes. you huff and lean your head on his shoulder, only making him widen his eyes and straighten his posture. his head just going 'alright so this is happening'.
he stood for a moment, a bit taken aback from the sudden touch from you. swiftly getting a hold of himself and putting his foot forward to start the walk over to the nearby bar. he felt how you clung onto him with each step, how every time you felt like you were gonna fall you just clutched onto his side more. he was trying so hard to focus on the path, considering how slick the roads were from the remnants of the rain shower. it was just a hard challenge to not look at you the entire time, he knew he needed to discard those feelings though. it was the whiskey talking. he only felt this way about you when he was drunk, so it obviously wasn't real. he just hated he felt that way in any occasion. it felt almost gross, he was your friend. he was someone you trusted. he was someone that you knew wouldn't try anything that was odd. so he was strict on keeping it that way, even on nights when he was alone in his house half a bottle of benedictine down and wanting to call you and tell you how he just wanted to bend you over his brand new $3000 coffee table.
you had small thoughts of doubt about him too, those little voices that whispered that you wanted him. like when you went over to his house to relax and you saw how he looked with wet hair, or how good he looked when he freshly shaved. you knew it was stupid to try though, and you knew those thoughts would fade. it was a known thing, schlatt just wasn't an attachment guy. not even a fun night sorta guy. he was schlatt. the guy you'd been friends with for years. it was going to be that way for as long as you could keep it in. seemed like the most logical move. it was just a bit of a pleasant surprise that he wanted you to tag along with him to kyoto of all places, it took some convincing too. you knew his schedule, and he knew how busy yours was. he was just stuck on getting you out here, to see what he'd been praising for the past couple of years. even if it meant taking out PTO you were saving to use for christmas time.
"just a bit longer and we're there." schlatt gruffly states, it appeared he was trying to seem more colder. he knew it was because he didn't want to be falling down the hole of being soft with you, cause he knew exactly what that would lead to. confusion and embarrassment. he had a feeling you only viewed him as a friend, or at least that's what he picked up from you. cause girls who like guys don't continuously tell their 'friend' about their romance escapades. he hated every detail you gave him too, and how all the dates you went on sounded absolutely nothing like him. maybe he wasn't your type, which pained him to even try to think about. a small part of him held onto the fact you might like him though, even if it was stupid.
you fluttered open your eyes the best you could, lifting your head off his shoulder as the prominent neon signs began to shine on your face. he looked to you as you slowly pulled away from him, a bit disappointed in the fact. harshly reminding himself, 'she's just stabilizing herself. she wasn't leaning on you as a romantic gesture, you idiot.' even if it hurt to come to that realization. you look up the light up sign that had a broken flashing bulb, "good thing i don't have epilepsy." you joke as you look back over to him, the little comment making him roll his eyes and push past you to open up the door of the bar. "fucking ridiculous, now let's go." he sighs out, drumming his fingers along the door as he patiently waited for you to make your way in. you cocked a brow at him, it was kind of out of the blue to do such a gentleman gesture. it was small but, still, out of the ordinary for him. "starting to think that new haircut you've been doing lately is changing you." you playfully poke at him, only annoying him further. "stop talking about my undercut and get inside." he groaned out.
you raise your hands in defense, you were surprisingly already feeling better. maybe it was the aggressive lights hitting your face, that'll do it. "okay meanie." you pout, rolling your eyes and practically stomping inside the bar. your eyes being met with a rather serene environment, much different than a bar in brooklyn. that was a fact. he watched as you walked inside, his face softening as he realized just how beautiful you looked underneath this lighting. almost stuck in his footsteps as he kept his eyes glossed on you, gruffly groaning and kicking his foot off the ground before walking in to follow you. you were already finding the perfect spot for the two of you, right in the corner where there was a cute little lamp that would hang over the two of you. you pointed at it with a smile and turned back to schlatt with the same look on your face. he bit down on his tongue as he looked at you, god he hated feeling like this. he was your friend. he was your good friend. he wasn't anything more and he needed to stop looking at you like you were a monet piece.
"isn't this adorable?" you practically squeal out, hopping yourself into the stool and adjusting your coat gently. he just sighed and nodded as he made his way over to the spot you so graciously picked out. that stupid lamp was going to be the death of him. of course you had to pick the most romantic spot of this bar. he trails his hands on the bar top before settling himself into the seat beside you. clasping his hands together and looking down the polished oak beneath him. hoping if he could just keep his gaze on the bartender or the wood engravings, he'd be safe from looking at you and giving away the fact he was having those feelings again. in the midst of you fawning over the lamp, you look to him and rest your cheek on your palm. guess the drunkenness comes back when you sit, wonderful. before you could say anything to him, you heard the warm voice of the bartender calling out to the two of you. talk about fast service.
schlatt quickly looks up and readjusted him in his seat, "anyway we could just get some lemon waters?" he asks the bartender, which kind of threw off the bartender. it was obviously a pretty simple order for a saturday night, but he wasn't going to judge. he just nodded with a smile and went on his merry way to make the ice cold drinks. you wait for the bartender to fully walk away and leer your eyes back to him, drumming your fingers against your cheek as you became more and more drowsy. "you're a buzz kill, i wanted another whiskey sour." you pout, pursing out your top lip. he side eyes you and scoffs at your drunken pleas. "sure, then we can spend an entire night in the emergency room because your liver gave out." he groans out. he seemed so serious, and suddenly even more cold. "jesus, okay dad." you chuckle out nervously.
he closed his eyes and not once did he turn his head to face you, even in the midst of your forced giggles. even if they were fake, he still found them adorable. what was wrong with him? he just wanted to see you the same as he did this morning. no lingering thoughts, no puppy dog eyes when he saw your face, and definitely no thoughts of just how it'd feel to wake up and see your face beside him. "just drink the water when you get it, alright? you need it." he stated as he ran a hand on his shoulder, wishing to anything above he could just sober up more. he was incredible at hiding his drunkenness but he was definitely feeling it. just sucked this is how he was when he was drunk, the creep who fawned over his beautiful friend when he wasn't supposed to. he knew that. "i will, i will." you sigh out, looking back up to the lamp and wishing he'd get out of whatever funk he was in. to be frank, it was getting to be annoying. and very very quickly.
you looked at the lamp gently sway, wondering on what to do. matter a fact, even what to say. it was obvious he wasn't in the best mood, and it killed you that this time you had no idea why. your eyes trailed back to him, gazing on his side profile. you gently grinned as you saw the pink patches on his cheeks, so he was plastered. that little voice started up again, getting not so little when you realized you were analyzing every detail of his side profile. you narrowed your eyes as you counted every freckle and mole. "you know there's a big dipper on your face, right?" you stifle out, a bit surprised it managed to leave your lips. he sat still for a moment and then slowly turned his head to you. gently covering his cheek with a sly itch to hide the motion that he was attempting to hide his face. "that's an acne scar but thanks." he sighed out.
god, could he be any worse with you tonight? you almost felt like a nuisance just for sitting next to him, it never feels like this. so what was the deal with tonight? "you need to lighten up." you stammer out, tripping over your syllables which in turn made schlatt roll his eyes with a grin. at least he was smiling, sorta. "see. that." you add on and poke his cheek with your finger, immediately making him freeze. "big ol smile on the big guy. perfect." you chuckle out, he laughed with you. he couldn't help it, the facade was a lot but you always won. in every ball park in his mind, you were first. "it's the whiskey." he rolls his eyes and shakes his head, leaning his arm against the bar top. "you're only making me want a whiskey sour more." you groan out, dramatically dropping your shoulders. you cross your arms and lean against the bar top, appreciating how cool it was to the touch. much needed for your current condition.
you narrowed your eyes at him, fixing up a plan in your head. you knew there was a fair shot you'd lose but, what hurts to try? "say. want to play a game?" you exclaim, throwing off schlatt a bit. he saw the mischievous smile on your face and began fearing for his sanity, with you; it was always a surprise. "no. i'm not-" he begins, but you weren't having any of it. "just do it. please?" you interrupted, making schlatt move his head back in surprise. pushy, aren't you? "arm wrestling-" you start, in which schlatt immediately shakes his head, "you'd lose." he cuts in. you scoff at him and tilt your head to the side in frustration. "don't cut me off!" you exclaim with a pout. "you did it first." he quickly buts in. you glare at him and sit in silence for a moment. touché. "can you just let me speak." you say with a defeated tone.
schlatt doesn't speak, instead making a zipping motion with his hands against his lips. you shake your head at his childish expression and lean forward on the bar top, slightly putting off schlatt due to the close proximity you were creating. "arm wrestling. if i win, i get to have a whiskey sour." you plead with him, the second the words leave your lips schlatt was quick to show how displeased he was with his face. then it occurred to him, you weren't going to win. so this was going to be an easy win, and also an easy way to shut you up. "sure hotshot." he snickers out, immediately filling your brain with glee. you bite your tongue between a smile and place your arm down with confidence. "step up to the plate then." you declared, schlatt just raised his eyebrows and slowly rose his arm up to meet with yours on the bar top.
"what are you, my old baseball coach?" he scoffed with a grin, wiggling his fingers around in preparation. you looked dead into his eyes and shrugged, "it's a common phrase." you waved your arm on the table, ushering him to start the challenge you put in front of him. he rolled his eyes and looked to your waiting hand, and back to your eyes. "you know you're not gettin' that whiskey sour, right?" he snickers before grasping his hand into yours. tightly gripping his fingers into yours, hoping it would throw you off. instead, it just made that little voice grow louder. why did his fingers so perfectly interlock with yours? enough of that, it was time to prove yourself. or at least try to. you know you didn't have a fair shot considering you've seen the stuff he's lifted. he may not admit it to most, but he was pretty damn strong. "i'm getting that whiskey sour." you affirmed with a smug grin.
"so determined to make your liver give out, props." he mocks, looking to you with a smile. "was nice knowing you, anyhow." he adds on before looking back to your hand, seeing if it was time to start this shenanigan of yours. you flash him back a smile and look to his hand, nodding to start it off. he immediately starts to pull your hand down, with honest little to no effort. "c'mon sweetheart, you've got more in you." he snickers, the little pet name catching you off guard. it felt so weird with him calling you that, how easily it rolled off his tongue. as if it belonged there. the worst part was how much you could get used to hearing it. you tense up your arm, beginning to get more pull with his hand, smiling as you realized this might be easier than you thought. schlatt was determined on slipping you up though. "where's this strength when i need help with building my furniture, huh?" he stifles out, he didn't want to admit it but he was going much easier than he could. he just really liked holding your hand, and this was a perfect excuse.
you knit your eyebrows as you try your hardest to keep pushing his arm down, but it really did seem like no use. you were stuck right on the top. barely pushing his hand to where you needed it, maybe it was useless. you thought as quickly as you could, all the while pushing all the strength in your hand to push his down. you just had to think of something, what would throw him off? he was pretty stern most times so it was hard to rack up something in your head. then suddenly, it hit you. something all mankind couldn't ignore if they tried. you just hoped it wouldn't make anything weird, you just seriously wanted that stupid whiskey sour because of the intense headache you were getting. you bite down on your tongue as you ponder the rather rash decision. trying your best to keep your weight, wincing at the pain it was causing in your wrist. little did you know, schlatt was already on the verge of falling over just by the sight of you trying so hard.
his eyes stayed fixated on how your face showed so much focus, how badly your arm was trembling under his strength. a small part of him got oddly excited from it all, imagining this in different circumstances. in different places, different positions, and different outcomes. instead, he was just whirling his mind up by how enamored he was by you. you finally had enough and look up into his eyes instead of his hand, throwing him a bit off. in that moment, you saw something you didn't quite pick up on earlier. his down turned eyes seething through yours, seeing something. a feeling. "you gonna give up yet?" he stated, cracking a small grin as he kept his grip on your hand. you wince and shake your head, raising your free hand up. his eyes following your movement in a curious manner, were you going to try and take him down with two hands? there was no way you thought that was going to work.
you swiftly zip down your jacket, exposing your cleavage. sure, it was a stupid idea but you couldn't tell what the outcome was going to be. schlatt's eyes immediately go down, as if his entire body froze. you smile deviously and slam down his hand, his arm was basically jello. you chuckle to yourself, tapping his arm down to the bar top and celebrating your victory. you clap your hands together and even forget that you were exposing yourself a good amount. your smile falters as you realize just how serious he looked in the moment, his eyes stuck on yours. the silence filling between the two of you, almost uncomfortable. "don't start shit you can't finish." he chokes out, his tone almost sharp enough to cut. it caught you so off guard, what could that mean? "don't start what?" you question, your head cocked at him as you wondered what he was going on about. "don't look at me like that. for the love of god." he stammers out, rubbing his eyes and sighing. "what is going on with you?" you ask, the anxiety starting to settle within your system. you assumed it was harmless.
"you're driving me up a fucking wall here." he mutters, his eyes shooting back to yours. "so say it." you choke out, you knew you were speaking faster than you could think. knowing this would probably lead to something horrid, but you couldn't stop yourself. he looked at you for a moment, then back to your exposed cleavage. shaking his head and rubbing his face, it was incredibly evident now. "that just wasn't fair. and you know it." he sighed out, letting go of his face. letting his arm lean against the bar top as he looked at you, almost longingly. "so do something about it." you state, rather bluntly. what were you doing? was it the alcohol? maybe something more? why was that little voice just a screaming one now? he straightened up his posture after you said that, you could even see his nostrils flaring by how much feeling was soaring through his bloodstream. "i'm not saying shit." he seethed through his teeth, instead of stating it. he grabbed you by the waist and sunk his lips onto yours. you leaned back slightly, pushing back into the kiss. so much for a whiskey sour.
"so take that for what you will." he muttered between the kisses, pulling himself closer to you. not really caring if you two were in public, he had waited ages to do this one simple thing. so he'd be damned if he let a little crowd get to him. you pulled back and placed your hand on his chest, your lips parted in surprise. "took you long enough, yknow?" you snicker out, attempting to catch your breath. "don't say shit about time to me." he groaned out as he looked into your eyes, you could tell he just wanted to do it all over again. "hotel?" you grin, making him immediately nod and take you from the waist to help you stand up.
took you long enough.
author's note : i hope u enjoyed my little spin on this idea !! i really got into it, if you couldn't tell :> thank you sososo much for the submission & thank you for the patience with it !
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Hahaha, hello everyone, nothing to see here, just some good ol', perfectly normal Skeptunist doodles. Would you look at that!
Regular doodles! Two for my bird voices, and one for my human voices! The original post for the second doodle can be found here! And third doodle is, once again, a scene redraw from an unpublished fic that a friend wrote (it's different from the one I already illustrated). Once it is published though, I will be the first one to yell about it on my Tumblr!!
And that's all! Yep! I didn't draw any more Skeptunist recently! Nope! None at all!
...Okay fine, I drew them kiss. Twice. Once for human voices, and once for bird voices. After saying, and I quote, "Will you all believe me if I say I STILL cannot imagine these birds kissing" literally yesterday.
I am still kind of struggling to figure out what happened, but here we are anyways. It's under the cut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
One, drawing people kiss is hard, and I hate doing it. Second, why the hell did this second drawing turn out so cute. I'm in disbelief. My brainrot is too severe, and I keep getting encouraged by my friends, please help me /lh /j
#slay the princess#stp#stp fanart#stp voices#stp opportunist#voice of the opportunist#stp skeptic#voice of the skeptic#voice shipping#humanization#skeptunist#art#fanart#why is it these two idiots that just make my brain short circuit#i drew ParaHero kiss a couple times in the past! and i was fine!! i just went “aw they are so cute and lovely together”!!!#but noooooooo - as soon as it's these two Everest just ceases to function like a normal person#head in hands#banging my head against the wall#i am too far gone /lh
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brie would go feral over virgin lust demon darling having like, a demonic form, preferably with big honkers
Yan "Delivery Boy" + Virgin Lust Demon Reader
[Very brief body horror]
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"So.... A demon, huh?"
Friends tells friends everything. Their fears, their hopes, their secrets. That's how things play out in the movies, anyway. It's hard keeping up with people reaching out a branch of friendship when you seldomly have the stamina to keep up with them or even pick up their calls.
"Yeah! My mom was a demon and my dad's a regular old human.... Or- was it the other way around? I haven't talked to either of them in forever."
As skeptical as anyone would be in his position, Brie felt there had to be a pinch of veracity to your proclamation. Cuteness like yours wasn't a natural feat. His stomach was still raw with the flutters of anxiety retailing the night he showed up on your doorstep to be met with that clueless, charitable smile of yours.
"Oh, yeah?" Brie challenges with a small smirk. "Well if you're a demon, you should probably know what I do to your pizzas before I hand them over to you.
Brie's hands promptly fly over his mouth, every aspect of himself screaming at him for almost letting his own little secret slip through the cracks. Luck being on his side, you merely laugh off off his statement as you spring up from your place on the couch.
"You'd better not be stealing any of my toppings! I pay good money for every slice... Least I used to before all those vouchers you gave me... I can show you if you really don't believe me... I trust you, Brie."
Brie melts into the couch cushions, vulnerability and trust in your eyes welding him in place as you apprehensively fiddle with the sleeve of your shirt - awaiting his answer.
"O..okay." He stammers, tongue tied as the ceiling lights perfectly illuminate every one of your features that keeps him awake at night. "Sure, I guess... Show me."
"Great!" Kicking off your shoes, your limbs grow stagnant as your eyes roll back in their sockets - veins branching outward cross the whites of your scleras till they are reduced to a milky ruby hue. Your fingertips elongate, skin merging with the keratin of your nails as they sharpen into razor points.
Sickening cracks and pops can be heard as the bones of your spine snap to make room for more. Breaths piercing and ragged, your chest swells with each draw of air you pull in - testing the resilience of your formly loose fitting tee shirt as your bust ballons to your noticeable uptake in size.
Rolling your now forked tongue over flat teeth, your toothy grin still holds that realm of innocence as you gaze down at Brie.
"Well?"
Brie jumps as something heavy hits the floor - twin tails swishing back and forth in anticipation. Horror should have been the prominent force driving through him. Fear and terror is what he should have felt. Those were the emotions a coward would experience in this moment, and as a man who branded himself spineless for being unable to express his love to you in a normal and sane way perhaps he was braver than initially believed.
"titties...."
Cocking your head to one side, confusion takes the forefront of your expression. As your hair falls over your face, small, nubby horns can be seen at the bases of your temples.
"Did you say something, Brie?"
"H-huh?! Me?? Course not. You're probably just hearing the ceiling fan." He certainly didn't mention your chest- Nor was he seconds away from spilling into a feverish tangent about how desperately he wanted your massive breasts in his face, and preferably his mouth. That'd be crazy-
Brie peals out of his jacket as if it were on fire, balling and shoving it between his thighs as he laughs - shepherding his eyes anywhere but the dip in your shirt.
"Whew- Man, it's chilly in here! I should've worn longer pants! Hahaha-"
"I can bring you some blankets?"
"No thanks, I'm good! You're super cute by the way! Even more so in this form. Your tits- Fuck! Tails! R-really caught my eye."
#Brie my oc#yandere x you#yandere headcanons#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere insert#yandere blurb#yandere#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere drabble#demon reader
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ARE YOU SURE?!: THIRD EPISODE
MY IMPRESSIONS
Preface: This is not an analysis post, and honestly, I don’t want to overanalyse their interactions or everything they said and did—many others are already doing that. My intention with this post is simply to share my thoughts on the episodes, my impressions, and perhaps my conclusions.
I’m writing this as I watch the episodes for the second time.
Well, this time the trailer or preview of the episode didn’t lie. Tae wasn’t originally scheduled, so to speak, to be on the show. He saw the schedule and invited himself. That’s very him; he does what he wants. This is also confirmed by the activities they chose.
From the first minute, you can see the dynamic between Jungkook and Tae, and I find it so obvious that I don’t understand why many people misinterpret it. They have a slightly passive-aggressive dynamic, but in a fun way. Jungkook is the cheeky teenager who always has a comeback for everything.
They really love Jeju Island. And Jungkook had to prove that his Jiminpedia is up to date.
Jimin and Jungkook bickering cutely will always give me life.
Jimin looked tired at the beginning of the trip. I wonder if it’s mainly because he tends to get carsick?
This episode perfectly showcased the dynamics between each pair, and I feel it confirmed what I said in an Ask: each pair operates on different wavelengths, and when they’re together, it becomes even more apparent. I feel like they try to make it work, and generally, it does, but it’s still obvious that their dynamics are different.
Tae and Jungkook are like two puppy Labradors, excited about absolutely everything. The way they ordered all kinds of food and then ate it so excitedly and happily was endearing to watch. Jimin looking a bit nostalgic and tired, it was quite… an interesting contrast, and a little bit funny too.
The way Jungkook’s face lit up when Jimin walked into the restaurant is just too beautiful and reminded me of that time when they were visiting a TinyTans store, and his face transformed when he heard Jimin’s voice. The same thing happened here.
Tae saying he shouldn’t have come, and Jimin and Jungkook immediately telling him to leave then, that it was their trip, is such a mood. They said it in a funny way, but at the same time, it’s a bit of that passive-aggressive dynamic the three of them share. Though I do wonder what Tae meant when he said “they do that even when there are no cameras”. What was he referring to? The slight awkwardness that’s always there between them? Or what?
Jimin and Jungkook telling Tae what happened on their trip to the USA suggests they don’t tell each other everything.
Why is Jungkook always picking up Jimin’s shoes, and why is Jimin practically allergic to his own shoes? Hahaha.
Jimin chasing after Tae to feed him is so on-brand with their dynamic.
Tae not knowing how to order at a drive-thru is that reminder we sometimes need as fans that they’ve never led normal lives. Though, on the other hand, Jimin seemed like an expert or at least someone with experience ajajajaajaja.
Jimin saying he wasn’t okay with Jungkook not finishing his coffee, despite Jungkook saying it was fine if he didn’t, says a lot about the kind of person Jimin is and how much he cares about Jungkook too.
Jimin and Jungkook immediately understanding that the mattress on the floor was for Tae and that the beds were obviously for them was a bit funny. I don’t know if they did it intentionally, but they basically said, “You weren’t originally part of the plan.”
Once again, Jungkook always worrying about the staff is heartwarming to see. They’re amazing people.
Vminkook, in general, are cute to watch together. Fun. It’s easy to see they’re the youngest in the group, haha. They’re too adorable. But it’s also easy to see in moments that Jimin is definitely the eldest, haha.
Jimin sleeping through all the chaos caused by Jungkook and Tae is definitely a MOOD. This reminds me of my previous posts when I said Jimin is one of those people who loves to travel and plan trips, but once he arrives, he just wants to rest and do nothing.
That said, Jimin just needed a nap to recharge. Ajajajajajaj
Well, we got to the part where Jungkook and Tae were lying down together. With all due respect, there was nothing romantic about it, and Jungkook looked a bit uncomfortable or lost. Another thing about their dynamic is that Tae often treats Jungkook like a child, or maybe “baby” is the right word in their case. Jungkook usually goes with the flow, but only for a moment. And that moment is a clear example of that. Their dynamic is definitely interesting.
Jungkook and Tae teasing Jimin is a recurring thing when the three of them are together. The funny part is that Jimin is usually the one who starts, but then he can’t handle them.
When they went to the game center, or whatever it’s called, is when we saw the true regression of Jungkook and Tae to their childhood, haha. Jungkook, in particular, was the happiest. This moment also reconfirmed that the trip was designed for Jimin and Jungkook only. Another thing that became clear is that everything they did was chosen by them, as Jimin said it was his idea to pick that place.
When Jimin jumped and got hurt, the way Jungkook’s face fell immediately reminded me of the online concert the guys did. When Jimin started crying, Jungkook didn’t notice right away, and he was smiling, but when he saw Jimin, his face immediately changed. Something similar happened here.
Hearing Jungkook say “Jiminssi” in the way he always does will always give me years of life.
Jimin and Tae are mostly toddlers together. And they’re very cute to watch.
MY CONCLUSION ON THE THIRD EPISODE
This episode was what I thought it would be. As I’ve said many times, watching their dynamic is interesting.
Something else I confirmed is that the dynamic between Jimin and Jungkook changes a bit when there’s another member present. It’s not that they change in those moments, but I feel they adjust their dynamic to include the other person. I feel they also sacrifice their closeness in a way so as not to exclude the other person. More than once, I’ve wondered if they do this because they’re aware of how they are ajajaajajaj.
The above, I think, is the reason why this episode feels so different from the previous one. This episode is three friends on a vacation that was originally meant for two.
Something I did feel, and this might be controversial, is that this episode felt like a filler episode. I feel like it was more of the same and wasn’t really necessary. I don’t know. It’s also true that this episode felt more like what we’re used to seeing in these types of BTS shows, so in a way, it felt nostalgic.
With that, I can understand why many are saying they miss the vibe of the first two episodes and honestly, I kind of agree with that. I want more of the first two episodes, but at the same time, I like the fact that the three of them had that time together before enlisting and honestly, that difference helps to clearly see the difference between Jimin and Jungkook when they’re alone compared to when they’re with others, in this case, with another member.
Overall, I enjoyed the episode. It was really fun and cute. And I want to see more of how their dynamic and interactions developed as a trio.
If you’ve made it this far, I’m sorry and thank you—I just couldn’t stop writing ajajajajaja.
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