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Happy Halloween flirting gone wrong 🧛

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YAMAO!

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Zoro's magazine about men and Sanji's book about cock. ZoSan I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS AREEEE 🏳️‍🌈‼️

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a smile as bright as the sun ☀

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pspspspspsps sanji’s emotional vulnerability pspspspsp

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They will be fine 💛

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ignore sanji he actually just wants to be included in Girl Time

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Zoro drunkenly (or while tipsy) confesses his love to Sanji one night but, in the same breath, tells him it’s okay—he knows Sanji is straight and is fine with them remaining "only" crewmates, he just had to get these feelings out of his system. And Sanji is overwhelmed because ???? Where is this even coming from? Why is the mosshead suddenly saying these things? This isn’t how their relationship is supposed to work. They don’t do the whole talking thing, especially not about serious topics?? When they have emotions to work through they fight each other, maybe throw in an insult or two. But this? This is unfamiliar territory for Sanji, so he’s really not sure how to react, much less respond.

So he doesn’t; he just stares at Zoro, his mouth opening and closing. Zoro takes that as his sign, gets up from the stairs he’d been sitting on, and leaves for the sleeping quarters. It is quite late, after all.

The next morning while preparing breakfast Sanji is oh so tense. He’s still mostly confused because there’s just no way the green-haired brute could harbor any such feelings toward another human being—least of all him—could he? And what if this does change things? Zoro said it wouldn’t, but who's to say?

And Zoro acts like nothing ever happened, he's just the same old moss ball that drinks too much Sake and takes way too many naps during the day and Sanji is so confused and he's getting angry now, because how can he act so nonchalant while the cook is over here losing his god damn mind over this? Does Zoro maybe not remember confessing? Had he been that drunk?

And obviously Zoro DOES remember, and he's NOT calm at all. He's freaking out internally every time he and Sanji are in the same room, but he'd rather lose his remaining eye than have anyone notice. So he does his best to play it cool. And yeah, maybe he takes a nap or two more than usual, and maybe he spends even more time working out in the crow's nest than is strictly necessary, but that is nobody’s business but his own, isn’t it?

Bla bla bla cue Sanji questioning the universe and his existence, freaking out over his sexuality, sloooowly coming to terms with it and then freaking out again about telling Zoro and what it means for the crew dynamic etc etc.

Also Robin being somewhere in the background of the story, smiling to herself, sipping on her tea, because of course she knows something is up, and she has a pretty good idea of what it is about, even if she doesn’t know the whole story, because she knows pretty much everything that’s going on on the sunny, cause she’s the responsible older sister™️.

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I have never attempted to write anything before, not even a rough draft like this, but Zosan has been living in my head rent free for the past few months now, and once the idea for a possible plot popped up in my mind I absolutely needed to note it down. Oh well, I hope I am not embarrassing myself too much by posting this.

Anyways, this is the most I can offer due to a lack of actual literary skills, but I still hope you enjoyed!

The obligatory English isn’t my first language speech: please excuse any spelling and grammar mistakes, I tried my best, I swear!

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My biggest hope for the WIT remake is that they let the characters flip people off just like in the manga

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Sometimes Sanji opens his mouth and it makes me want to slam my head into a brick wall, but then I remember that he's French. It explains so much.

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woaw…. can you believe it . gay pirate halloween 🎃

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trans male franky is an absolute peak headcanon because of how much it makes sense and also how fucking hilarious it is. franky literally MADE his own body. he’s a proud pervert. he gave himself top and bottom surgery and he lets everyone know. he refuses to wear anything but a tiny bikini and a bad hawaiian print shirt. he regularly breaks out into dance. he made sure to give himself cyborg balls. he’s invincible but only on his front half. he can turn into a centaur-thing. he formed a club of other weirdos, freaks and outcasts and went around basically tormenting water 7 with them. he tried to fight a train. again, he’s a proud, self-made pervert freak. absolute t-king realness. no one else is doing it like franky.

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(⊙o⊙)！！

My friend drew me some flowers and a cup of tea, so what better than to tartali-fy it!

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Pouty Gojo :<

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"I Wanna Eat Torao!"

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