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EAT EM UP, SEAWATT!!!

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Tag your selfship

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how i feel drawing selfship art after a hard day

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Curly mood

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From a Twitter poll, cropped for Tumblr prudes.

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when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it

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seeing anyone going “ok fandom blog” “you’re a ___ fan I’m not listening to you” in any context on this app is SO funny to me like imagine voluntarily choosing to spend time in a sewer with a bunch of other people and then being like “wow you chose to be in the sewer for THAT? my reason for willingly spending time in this sewer is so much better than yours and I am much cooler than you” girl we are all in the damn sewer.. we all wear the same clown makeup... be humble.....

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Mouthwashing is slowly turning into the "Rape Game" it seems. Anya is so much more than just her assault, and it's even crazier seeing people who claim to "defend her" but boil her down to her assault and absolutely nothing else. You don't actually like her as a character, you like what she represents. You all sicken me.

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look, presequel was proof. sorry guys. jack has no ass.

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holiday reminiscing

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reposting this with the op's permission because its so fucking real

(btw op is @/dayvan on here, check him out!!)

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what lack of vitamin d does to a mf

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I think gay people need to be stopped and by gay people I mean Handsome Jack and by stopped I mean allowed to continue.

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I can physically feel the borderlands autism seeping into my body, dealing physical damage. Corrosive damage, if you will. Perhaps slag? (Someone talk about handsome Jack and Angel w me I will be normal I say while gnawing at the bars of my enclosure)

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I took some of Hades poses and phrases and put them to Handsome Jack!  Both are fast talking car sales men. 

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"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)