#he decided that body he took was his

[tommymi]

I lost my body, it doesn't feel like mine.

Who am I? I am losing my sense of self. Am I good? Am I bad? Am I the scum villain? Am I the bitter reader?

I can't remember the name of my brother. Qi-ge? Did i have a little sister? Or was it older? Were the nice ladys courtesans or just friends of my mother? Where is my family? What was their name? Qi-ge, please save me.

What's my name, again? Yuan? Jiu? Qingqiu? What makes a name? What makes a soul?

This hand is not mane. My hand is not my hand. This body is not mine. This is my body. Was I taller? Shorter? Should I be kinder? Ruder? Please, someone help me. Qi-ge. Binghe I don't know what is real anymore.

I look at my sect siblings and see words in a paper. This world is fictional. This wolrd is real. We are only characters in a book.

Am I real?

[keferon]

Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀

Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets

[vee-lociraptor]

oscar malevolent the character ever actually. can’t believe he heard arthur admit to killing seven people and went “yeah i’ll follow that man to a remote location.” an icon.

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

[dykedvonte]

Anya, Curly and Daisuke having a hair day cause I can only assume they take the most care of their hair and it’s just Daisuke trying really hard to convince Curly to dye his beautiful blond locs with like splat.

He only has like neon orange and jet black.

[sadlynotthevoid]

WAIT—

Fairy Tail x LCF crossover AU where Gildarts and Jour are cousins.

This is, of course, in an AU where both worlds are one and the same. Earth Land is the name of their world and Fiore and the other kingdoms/places are located in a southeast part of the Eastern continent that limits with a commonly known dangerous part of the ocean. So, people don't usually go there unless they're already in the Eastern continent— or they live there and, therefore, are just used to it.

Then, maybe, when Gildarts was young he and his family went on a trip to the Eastern continent but he somehow got lost and ended up in Fiore. And when he finally found his way back to his parents, they were already gone (I mean dead, they are dead. No, they didn't abandoned him). So he decided to go back to Fiore to that nice guild he stayed in before.

Many years later, one Cale Henituse (the original one, of course), appears at the guild's doors asking the girl working in the bar for "a redhead man around his forties, probably tall. I think his childhood nickname was Gil".

The loud "wait! Are you Gildarts' illegitimate child?" exclamation that Natsu let out shocked everyone so much that the ongoing fight on the background stopped dead. Elfman fell face to the ground. Levi almost ripped off her book. Gray almost tripped into Erza's cake. And Cana—

Cana choked with her beer. Does she have a sibling?

After a short explanation that let even more questions than before, she learned that no, she doesn't have a sibling (not as far as she knows, at least). She does, however, have a cousin and a lunatic running wearing her second uncle's body (wtf??? That's creepy).

Hearing the newbie's story (yes, he was one of them now. No, she did not ask), Mira called the Master, who called Gildarts, who told them that he would be there in a week.

Meanwhile, why don't they start with his tutoring? After all, they can't have a member that can't use magic, can they?

This is before TBOAH timeline goes south, btw. And it won't. Cale has an army of crazy, loud, bamf magicians by his side.

[meltlilies]

north oak, 2081.

[danechka]

This is very WIP and unpolished but working on my AM design o_O

[neahs-trying]

I need to get khadgars head in the ball, wondrous wisdomball or what ever the fuck, to make me feel better about The War Within's intro questline now.

[bereft-of-frogs]

so the 'Qimir/the Stranger is actually [ insert high republic character here ]' theories have started to escalate, Imri was one thing, today I saw someone suggest the Stranger is Cohmac and I laughed out loud.

But also sure. The Stranger is Cohmac. XD Why tf not. Except for all the, you know, 'humans don't live that long' and 'their descriptions and official character art do not match Manny Jacinto at all' 'it doesn't actually make sense' but people keep countering that with 'energy transfer' so I guess Qimir really could be anybody.

Wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if it was Azlin Rell. Fucking Azlin. That would be SO funny if he energy-transferred himself into Qimir to live another hundred extra years, to continue being the worst. It would be so funny. Absolutely no one else would find it funny but I would personally find it absolutely hilarious if 'scenic route guy' is Qimir

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

an importantish character... sorta. whatever, ice dragons are cool and i need more of them in my brain, and this guy has taken the cake

[novmbr2nd]

bg3 sam be like "i'm gonna be a better person now i know my brother loves me!" *immediately gets brained into an amnesiac*

[clown-demon]

Getting used to being over seven feet tall was going to take some time getting used to... He's already hit his head on a door frame... In fact-- he just did it again as he stepped into the store.

[persephoneflouwers]

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[eccentrickleptomaniac]

i still think about countryhumans btw its mostly just worldbuilding shit now. i love worldbuilding

[alighted-willow]

[Evil writer noises.]

my favourite type of fan fictions are like. Slightly canon divergent. Like everything is the same but we fix this one annoying detail you can’t stand and let it butterfly effect the whole story.