#he ain’t even a man

[44pistolundermyhead]

i’m talking to this guy right now, and I just found out bro is YOUNGER than me??? gotta reconnect with nature smh (he doesn’t even know what zodiac signs are)

[doriandrifting]

Ted Wheeler sees the Byers and says, “Thank god you folks are back. Between the two of these kids, I thought I was going to have to take out a second mortgage just to afford my phone bill,” and has absolutely no idea the chaos he has just unleashed.

[giddlygoat]

mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

[lythecreatorart]

“Where’d all the time go~?”

Happy Birthday Tommyinnit

[trickclouds]

I think you like Isabeau

I don’t know what you’re talking about dear sibling [:

[voilaammayi]

John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.

Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.

Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.

[bicheetopuff]

Can y’all stop making Deku pregnant for like five minutes?

[whereismyhat5678]

Gustavo and Pizzahead in the same room, what would happen?

…

He will soon cease to exist

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but I’ve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz I’ve seen some discussion and they just make me go “what on earth are y’all on” 💀💀💀💀

[dejwrldarchived]

streets saying the lady k and the sick man creator is xenophobic

[passionesolja]

Astarion’s approval rating when I’m actively tryna date him

Astarion’s approval rating when Idgaf what he thinks and I ain’t tryna date him

[darkfluffydragon]

Cookie Run Crack AU Ideas # 10: Who Made Me an Edgy King?!

One day, an average man, returning from his average work day got hit by truck-kun and died. However, the tiny voice in his head declared that “oh no! You weren’t supposed to die yet!”

So he woke up in another, fantasy world as the minor antagonist who is killed by the main character. Now, not only must he survive as the king of this harsh winter landscape, but he must do so while finding a countermeasure against the Main Antagonist who wishes to Thanos snap the entire world and his son, the main character.

Oh, and his idol-fans-like loyal subjects, who would notice if even a single hair was different when it came to their king.

With the sword by his side, and a weirdly heavy crown? Hat? On his head.

He would become Dark Cacao Cookie. The Magical Boy.

[theloveinc]

Gojo smiles that smile. The one that curls his lips ever so slightly at the corners, and barely wrinkles his brow as it drags itself upward. The one that taunts with endless questions with no clear answers… with his chin in his palm, his bangs dripping down the tilt of his face, and his dark glasses slipping, too.

“Am I not a nuisance?” he asks, he tests, he trials, waiting for you to stumble, to fall, to berate him for being the spiteful person that he knows very well everyone secretly loves.

Instead, you raise your own brows in question. Inhale, almost in a deep sigh. Then you tilt your chin in and laugh.

“Our lives nearly end every day and you think I find you a nuisance? The people I love have been murdered only for you to ask if you’re the nuisance?” You roll your eyes. “Don’t kid yourself, Satoru. You could never be the problem.”

[henneseyhoe]

sb please get me off of #that side of twitter. i’m not falling for the trap and feeding into a african diaspora war over tyla, i got better shit to do frl 💀 Like i wish yall knew how to make points without being xenophobic to people that look like you.

[starlooove]

Call me jaded bitter and black but I’ll never care about the nuances of the police fill in on tv. Like we already have to deal with the ‘my dad is a cop :(‘ or ‘my broke brother joined the military’ irl why the fuck am I wasting my brain power on Caitlyn or vi. Like we know materialistically the authority of being a cop can get u what u want faster and that emotionally u either need strict routine with an outlet for ur violence or ur so used to it that u have to be a cop. I still fucking hate u tho like idc about how sad u are about being privileged and I said cop fill in but it’s really every kind of that character on tv like Zuko esque sorry I genuinely have less empathy for you than I do for other people idc

[carrionhearted]

I’m really struggling w seeing people who participated in the “let’s gang up on and brutally harass this guy based on an assumption, because he makes a convenient scapegoat” incident of ‘24 saying “I apologized :3 sorry I was just emotional :3 all done now :3”

Hhgghgghghgh. Apologized to who. To me? To the other random people y’all harassed off the platform? Sorry, I’m still hurt over this, I say this as nothing more than an expression of my own feelings. No animosity, I’m just struggling. Like I still have no closure on this entire thing, the most I’ve gotten is… people stopped telling me to kms? Which might mean they now understand they were mistaken? I do not know. Hsggdgs. I don’t understand how people are saying “I apologized”

I wish absolutely no hate towards anyone, that’s never a solution, I’ve always advocated that. I only hope people grow and heal from this. I just wish I had even a smidge of closure.