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All Ima say is that the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure webseries / analog horror does a great job of giving somebody an OP Stand but it never coming off as OP just bc of how it’s used.

Geek High/Cleanup Man is an total mind Stand. Like literally can make anybody do anything (once evolved, it has a random ass sphere of influence effect to where if used on a group leader, everybody else in said group follows the command), BUT D3 is so mf short sighted and self destructive that the Stand isn’t used for anything productive. Mf just wants to trap, so drugs, commit crimes, and make people give them their belongings.

Quite literally the most OP Social Setting Stand but all D3 does with it is steal, talk to it, and make mfs kill themselves.

If Giorno Giovanna had this Stand, Vento Aureo would’ve been over in a day but D3 doesn’t have any real goals outside of doing regular ass street shit. Even though Giorno and D3 are both in the criminal world, Giorno’s frame of reference is the mafia and D3’s is hustlers, trappers, and killers.

So like Giorno’s worldview on the streets is from the Italian mafia, and D3’s is The Wire or Paid In Full. But, D3 doesn’t get their Stand until early adulthood, meanwhile Giorno is 15 with Golden Experience Requiem.

Hell, at 15 years old, Giorno was taking over the mafia in a week. Meanwhile, D3 at 15 years old gets caught with heroin, a few thousand dollars, a dirty pistol and hollow tips so their ass gets thrown in prison for 5 years—becoming a felon as well as a high school dropout.

Speaking of a different Brando Brat, in a lot of ways, D3 is like a more competent and revenge driven Ungalo but I won’t get into that.

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Junius B [JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Webseries / Analog Horror], 2022 vs 2025

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Junius B and Purple Haze Feedback are both JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fan projects that focus on Passione and the criminal underworld. But it’s the difference between how an Japanese and American writer coveys what tf be doing that sends me.

In Purple Haze Feedback, it’s like “oh no they have the Stand User who makes drugs”, meanwhile in Junius B it’s like “This is D3, they grew up impoverished and became a felon at 15 on an Heroin with Intent to Distribute charge. Here’s them literally doing cocaine and smoking a joint.”

I’m not saying one is better than the other, like Junius B pulls from PHF but I think it shows the differences between how these two countries view drug use. Japan is way harsher on drugs than the US is. Highkey that cultural divide is what makes Junius B feel more “grounded” but that’s probably just because it’s written from an American perspective.

Thematically and narratively, it’s closer to hood movies like Juice or Boyz N The Hood than Vento Aureo or PHF—even if those play a role in the story.. Something that’s pretty uniquely American. Being a gangsta isn’t portrayed as some glamorous thing like D3 isn’t being like “my dream is to be a Gangstar” because given their environment and circumstances, they were forced to be that in order to survive. Just like how a lot of people. And they—like everbody who navigates that world—gets burned time and time again. But once you’re labeled a felon it’s difficult to ever not be on a path like that.

It’s just a really American approach to that lifestyle. You see it all the time with musicians and celebrities who have the resources to escape by are stuck in that mentality so they keep fucking up bc that’s all they know.

Hell, one of the more prominent musical references in the series is “Get It How U Live” by the Hot Boys, a song that’s about all the negatives of being in the street and tryna get rich off trapping.

But yeah I dunno it’s cool

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New Junius B episode out. This one my favorite JoJo’s bizarre adventure fanseries / analog horrors so I’ll always tune tf in.

I thought it was pretty good. String for the start of a new arc. The enemy Stand users were introduced really well for the brief time we see them, like it shows us a lot without exposition. The characters look better, the “D3 snorting a line in the hotel scene” is actually pretty dynamic shot wise. It’s really improved a lot. Not flawless but it’s found it’s groove highkey. Here a few lil observations.

goddamn lol poor Armani bro is going through it. These only like an handful of episodes apart and his smile and optimism is gone lmao. He does look lowkey fine though

Insane Malavita glo up. Middle aged man dresses like a thot but he’s retired so if he dgaf anymore and in his hoe era.

We finally got to see what Eddie looks like and he fr is D3’s big brother

I peep what tf they doing with Chris’ hair like goddamn bro looks like his dad tf. Got some new Chris Adablah lore: he’s straight edge, ie no drugs, drinking, etc.. Which seeing how addiction wrecks mfs in his family is probably why he’s one the most normal mfs in this series

D3 looking like a wet cat, this only the second time the mf has cried and they smoking mf weed

Also we get a real ass scene of this mf snorting cocaine with some surreal horror and psychological torment thrown in there.

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How do you feel about Jailhouse Rock being in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?

Woah mama you activated my stand

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Drawing my fave jojo side character

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My favorite evil transmasc cokehead Passione cleanup man turned traitor and one sided opp to Giorno Giovanna with the one of the physically weakest Stands ever: D3 from Junius B, the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure webseries/analog horror. I spent too much time on this fanart but yk lol

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Fuckass job is doing me bad again. Ole lying ass mfs talmbout “hey we want you back at the location you were hired to work in April but mfs got me at this fake as fuck ‘customer service’ location until the end of April”. Bitch the ride up here makes me nervous and I’m spending more on gas.

I’ve tried so hard to play the long game and shit but mfs literally putting me in a place where they can always find some petty shit to keep me here. Bitch I’m SICK AND TIRED of the games. I been being very calm and put together like I ain’t show the real me to these mfs bc I’m thinking “hey just do this dumb shit for a month and play the role” but bitch this a temp cast. I ain’t sign up for 2 months of this.

If I’m so mf bad at customer service then fire me bc how tf am I so bad that I need this fuckass training and all they can hold against me are some petty as fuck things. Mfs only can tell me petty as fuck things and things that happened in mf late February. Bitch suck my dick y’all lucky I fw y’all as people but hate this entire company.

bitch I’m so sorry that in my first two weeks of being transferred, in a new location and being ragg dolled tf around, I got a lil nervous when I had to work with my mf manager and so that shit showed a lil bit. So mf sorry but get off my dick bitch

I’m tryna figure out if I should keep being the bigger person or if I should argue bc mfs keep playing with me even tho I’m being diplomatic for the bullshit they’re pulling on me rn

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“On dangerous grounds, with the K off in my hand / Ready for me to blast, I'ma clean up man” — B.G., Cleanup Man

D3 from Junius B, the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Analog Horror

It’s refreshing to have an analog horror where the protagonist is canonically transmasc/gender-fluid but also evil and fucked up. Happy to have a extremely morally flawed lgbt character in analog horror

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D3 (and Cleanup Man when it’s done) from Junius B, the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Analog Horror, WIP

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I watched the music video for “Another Brick In The Wall” by Pink Floyd in my formative years so whenever I hear these teachers online bitch and moan about their students not respecting them, I’m like “about fucking time y’all some bitch ass mfs who are just as immature as the students you teach. get the fuck offline. You aren’t owed anybody’s respect”

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Emailed my job and said “lol I can’t come into tomorrow, sorry this is so short noticed” bc I’m not driving nearly an hour to be in severe weather like if shit goes south ima be home

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People who have never worked retail/customer service don’t understand “weaponized competence” and it shows. Like idgaf about this job but ill be damned if I don’t get to use the store policy as a way to remind the mfs who walk in here acting like I’m their personal servant that I can tell them what to do back.

I’ve been told I’m too black and white but in reality I just like the moments where I can have some actual autonomy. Idgaf about these policies but you got to remind these mfs that you’re human too and you’ll use the store’s own rules against em.

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Stills from “Get It How U Live, Part 2” by Junius B [JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Analog Horror]

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My bitch ass dead end job has me schelduled for Saturday and we’re gon be under an extreme weather advisory then. If mfs don’t call it off by Friday, ima just be like “hey I can’t be here today lol my bad sorry y’all understaffed” bc ain’t no mf way I’m petting my safety on the line for this nitpicky ass part time job tha idgaf about

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Like this shit pisses me off lmao sorry that when I process information it looks like I’m “zoning out”. It’s not even that I look rude or have an attitude, it’s just that when I’m thinking it looks like I’m thinking. I hate customer service and if the job market wasn’t shit. Mfs have NOTHING on me and just being petty as fuck

Free me from this hell dawg this so mf bogus. I need to get a better job.

My job’s only criticism of me and why they fucking me over is bc I’m not physically expressive like bitch get the fuck off my dick. I spent the first year of my life being extremely neglected bc I was in an orphanage. I’ve never been animated unless I’m under either really feeling shit or fully comfortable. Mfs gon say “you’re hard to read lol”

This fuckass job doing me bad bc I’m too much like Giorno Giovanna dawg goddamn get me out of customer service hell.

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My job’s only criticism of me and why they fucking me over is bc I’m not physically expressive like bitch get the fuck off my dick. I spent the first year of my life being extremely neglected bc I was in an orphanage. I’ve never been animated unless I’m under either really feeling shit or fully comfortable. Mfs gon say “you’re hard to read lol”

This fuckass job doing me bad bc I’m too much like Giorno Giovanna dawg goddamn get me out of customer service hell.