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911 + text posts 5/? ↳The Reductress headlines edition

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me after watching a dumb little horror movie:

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In my sick feverish state I accidentally skipped s5 e11 of 911 which isn’t immediately noticeable because the next episode is just about Maddie and Chimney so imagine my shock when the episode after that opens with them casually mentioning that Buck cheated on his girlfriend 😭😭😭

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I GOT A FUCKING. 2000 DOLLAR WRITING AWARD

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miwi cleradin where will gets a makeshift costume made by joyce and mike's upper middle class family has him go all out

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You live in your invisible girlfriend's house, and you're telling me about weak excuses. I mean, you're living in the guy's house.

9-1-1 — S02E07 // S08E11 (insp.)

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Sorry you mean to tell me this man had a panic attack because his “ready made family” with his girlfriend and kid is too much but he deadass secretly put his coworker bestie in his will over a year ago to take custody of said child if something were to happen to him instead of his biological family??? and told him to stop acting like he’s expendable bc he’s a vital part of both his and his child’s life??

eddie diaz u r insane

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"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town

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miwi cleradin where will gets a makeshift costume made by joyce and mike's upper middle class family has him go all out

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I let you guys win. I’m watching the gay firefighter show. Not Buck’s sister saying “he is so cute” and Buck automatically assuming she meant Eddie. I can’t with them already 😭

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he is so silly

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Deep down they know ♥️

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"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

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he was soooooo miserable

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STOOOOP 💀💀💀