#he ain’t do nothing

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

So what breed of dogboy is the beast mortos?

Because the longer this thing goes on with the undisputed kingdom the more I’m sure this is a conflicted dogboy caught between polycules

Personally I say hell hound but you know it’s hard to say

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[mayperhapsbe]

“…and most importantly- Eddie Dear was happy!”

[seagreenstardust]

Izuku being oblivious to all the ways he deserves love and therefore oblivious to the love the people around him show him is so real though

And Katsuki being the only one to finally get him to understand that he is loved is THE hill I will die on

Just like Kats was the only one who could make Izuku stop running from Class 1A, he gets Izu in a way no one else ever will and that is canon

[blaithnne]

I like how I gave Frida two flags when she only needed one, meanwhile David has to squish both flags together. To be fair, it’s just like Frida to be incredibly organised and bring multiple back up flags, and for David to panic and not do that.

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

Whenever there’s an Alastor vs Zestial argument, which are strangely common in YouTube comment sections, people usually cite the scene in “Scrambled Eggs” where we see Zestial for the first time. “Everyone was running from Zestial,” they say. And when some poor fool retorts with “Maybe they were running from both of them,” the most common response is “Those sinners weren’t running when just Alastor was there.”

Now, you know me. Being the contrary little bitch that I am, I watched and rewatched the scene myself. And guess what?

There are literally no sinners on this entire street before Zestial shows up, except Alastor. We only see sinners after they start talking.

Only one sinner reacted to Zestial alone. Every other reaction was to both of them.

Zestial, alone, scared one guy. He definitely added to the fear factor, but still.

Alastor cleared the entire street. And the intersection behind him.

You do the math.

[mc-tummy-blur]

I’ve been so busy with other stuff but I really want to get back to drawing WHF art so I went and cleaned up a wip. Not sure how I feel with some of the angles but I just needed to get this out of my system

Based off of this clip

Click for better quality

Check my pinned post to see links on how you can help the people in Palestine

[pompadourks]

[hootbon]

[PA SYSTEM TURNS ON QUICKLY]

I forgot to mention DOGDAY YOU ARE STANDING IN THE CORNER FOR EACH BREAK TIME YOU GET FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH INVERTING STUFF UNBELIEVABLE ALSO WITH A DUNCE CAP

[PA SYSTEM TURNS OFF]

[a-bottle-of-tyelenol]

my toxic trait as an EPIC stan is that I think ppl who criticize eurylochus are objectively wrong 9 times outta 10 and I get so annoyed by it that I actively block accounts with negative posts abt him bc I’m tired of seeing the same six opinions that leave me questioning if we even listened to the same musical

like peace and love!!! he isn’t real so dislike him if u want but I’m so tired of “his hypocrisy in mutiny is annoying” “he loses credibility when he calls odysseus captain” “I hate him it was all his fault bc he opened the windbag”

no thanks goodbye u missed the point of everything i fear idk

[dykedvonte]

A Defense of Benny Gecko

Benny is more of a capable leader and person than people give him credit for.

Seeing as no one challenged his position as head Chairmen for 7 years and even then he only loses the position if he’s caught, killed or forced to leave. Yes, it’s also likely House wouldn’t have allowed him to be killed but he sure as hell would of found a way to remove him if he was causing too much unrest within The Tops power structure. Even Swank and Tommy don’t outright dislike him and more so are concerned with his recent secretive and shady behavior, emphasis on recent.

Taking all we know into consideration, Benny likely knew the future direction that he wanted to take Vegas but was so caught up in the plans to acquire Vegas that he didn’t think of how to make his dream a reality. Something he admits to in canon. I see this being used as the main argument that Benny doesn’t know what he’s doing at all but I see it more in the same vein as you can’t really plan something from nothing. The transformation of Vegas is a sensitive thing that he can’t really work on until he has it. The only reason he ran to the Fort prematurely is the Courier who was causing so much of a stir he would’ve likely been found out much faster, making all that planning for nothing if he didn’t take that chance.

Benny is careful (well a lot more careful than he is regularly depicted in fanon), the Courier being able to trace him was dumb luck on their part and his hair being noticed at the Fort is a realistically small oversight that even Caesar is disappointed in because he admits Benny got farther than he should’ve been allowed by his legionaries. The fact he can plan an ambush on the Courier or tries to quickly and concisely clean up lose ends that don’t lead back to him shows he’s not just acting on impulses or in the moment decisions. Or rather he’s quite good at thinking them out, whether they work depends on how you play really. This is all to say it’s 100% believable that Benny could lead an independent Vegas (house was basically setting him up to do that). If he had known explicitly that House was setting him up to replace him, he likely would’ve bought more time by getting in closer, learning more of the system to then flip House’s edge to his favor. Again something he was doing already but likely without the knowledge of House’s feelings on him personally.

No matter what, Vegas’ future was tied to Benny; House’s plans for him, having to get the chip and if he had somehow succeeded. It’s also interesting that of all the people vying for control of the dam/Vegas, Benny’s plans are the only ones actually oriented towards a new future, not a recreation of something long past.

[whereismyhat5678]

We need something wholesome-

Last panel doesn’t really look like he’s running all that fast which kinda bugs me a bit, but I really like the expressions!! :000 They came out pretty good :D

[pedrism]

is oscar trending because of his terrorist threat or finally being beaten into submission by mclaren?

[firbolgfriend]

I got your fucking whoreoscope for you right here. You will suffer beyond imagination.

[tiger-grace]

The other day during a one sided 2 hour Batman lore rant on call with a friend i described Jason Todd as a “little guy” and their perturbed reaction to a murder vigilante diagnosed with enough unresolved mental health issues to fuel 20 villain backstories being called such had me saying “Look…”

[citrusici]

Angeal is absolutely gonna be the only thing holding this fucking team together at this rate good lord