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Lily had a couple more "interesting" ask answers. Let's check 'em out.
Translation: Me cheating on my partners and historically coercing them into "polyamory" against their will is none of your business unless they hit on you. (She cheated on Lizzy and claimed it was polyamory...that Lizzy was manipulated into "consenting" to.)
For those of you who are new here, this is a classic "Lily wants to kill Lizzy" joke.
Bonus: "My source is I made it the fuck up!"
So what Lily is saying here is she doesn't have a fucking lawyer. If she, personally, had a lawyer that she could call up and sick on people the way she likes to threaten lately, that would mean she had a lawyer on retainer. Which means she would be obligated to pay said lawyer regularly, similar to an employment arrangement, for her to be considered an exclusive client of that lawyer.
A pro bono lawyer, however, is not a lawyer that works exclusively for a single person or entity. They are lawyers you can hire on a single case basis, and they don't make any money until the case is settled. After that, the contract is over.
This bitch thinks she's going to scare people by threatening to call a lawyer that works on a case by case basis who would 100% take one look at the mountains of shit she comes with and run the other way.
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I really shouldn't listen to Snapcube when I draw
#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic art#shadow the hedgehog#remember- he doesn't want his highlights called gay in a derogatory way#so now hes gonna have to disappear Sonic AND the US president#that oughtta teach em a lesson#(((I'm gay and its a Dub joke please dont flame me LMFAO)))
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class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#my class swap stuff! oh yeah I think I got a tag for that I'll call that#fh class quangle#gna slowly go back and get that tag on relevant posts too. for organization's sake#even tho I didnt really intend this blog to be that kinda blog lmao. we were all just gonna be out here dealin with that at our own pace#anyways uh! they! u know all the lore for the designs already I put em in tags. but otherwise this also collects like the#color keys kind of for these. mostly the things that change between designs#doing this did make me realise half of these are a Lot more consistent in color keys than the other half lol#like kristen's palette stays pretty much the same. and fabian's. the hit's mostly in the construction#a lot of this is overall like an exercise in remembering what high schoolers would actually wear and how to work in Costume pieces#on this point at least I straight up have No relevant recollection lmao all the basic education establishments I went to have uniforms#and outside of school I was. well kind of a shorts and tee guy. so#on that topic I feel like fabian's is the furthest stretch lmao. like if a guy in high school wears the same bright yellow raincoat#to school every day that's like. people would Not like that guy. fabian really is saved by being cute and a rogue#he will still have stans when he's deep in his fishing arc in junior year he's the manic pixie dream bf#anyways uh. things to do! stuff to get done. sleep first tho. have a good night lads#I have not caught new nsbu yet! seems I mostly catch them like two to three days late nowadays.#so please uhh. don't reply on my posts with nsbu spoilers? we are all excited and having fun but that's rude#ok thank u. signing off for the day have a good night#!!
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youre interrupting them
#just a silly little animation practice#that ultrakill map call inspired me to try my hand at animating those robots. nightmare.#so much respect for anyone who does yall are the realest ones#ignore the fact that they have no wings i didnt wanna draw em#also the weird background. i wanted to try animating. camera movements. i dont think it worked. what ever#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v1#ultrakill fanart#various meanderings#cw blood#tw blood#Forgot to add those my bad my bad
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I'm a camp counselor and a Mechanisms fan. This means I have a unique opportunity of influence on kids who think I'm cool. I have used this power not for evil, but for my own amusement. I've been shouting "JONNY D'VILLE, YOUR HUMBLE CAPTAIN" and i have trained my loyal hoard of a dozen 10 year olds to shout back "FIRST MATE" and its quite possibly the best thing ive ever done. I shouldn't be as proud of this as I am, but it works better than any other attention getter I've ever used.
#the mechanisms#Jonny D'ville#camp counselor#i have so much brainrot#but so do the kids so its fine.#if i can get em to listen to me with the power of autism then so be it#hell what if jonny called himself captain on purpose sometimes just to get everyone's attention when he needed it#itd work#if these kids ever find the mechs then theyll know what to say
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what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))
My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can
and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.
#nsft#probably. again A Promotion Would Be In Order From Me Personally but WHATEVER.#cherik#im too tired to tag everything ok this post'll find its people#snap sketches#not too tired for a tag ramble tho eUUGGHHH#i HAVE to post the second bit now or ill be editing it all night and for what. i will live#and my silly ass said i wouldnt draw that reading idea. well guess what im a LIAR who LIES.#i do wanna revisit that proper tho .. at least draw em by the fireplace someday but anyway#i think the funny thing is i had like. plans to draw charles in purple briefs just cause he wore them once and i chortled Unreasonably#so here we are. youll have to forgive me my friend i have a condition called If I Get An Excuse To Draw I Will#it is a very serious condition cause i need to SLEEEEPP truly and honestly locking in later i HAVE to#leaving all of you with this for the next idk twelve hours thats crazy#all i want to do is draw but i feel my eyes . Getting Weird and i have exams so i guess i should be a responsible person and sleep#i actually have a lot i need to catch up on so like. i prob wont be back on until this weekend when im Hopefully more free#'snap didnt you say that last night' I HAVE TO BE SERIOUS THIS TIME i got a lot. so i will see everyone saturday Hopefully#please give me the strength to focus for once thank you#for now good night everyone !!! please enjoy my doodlings from today. yesterday. i must not make any more for now
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THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!
#cw gore#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done#in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon#i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME#THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS#OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM...#THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART#vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office#i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine#they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE#guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more....#OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED#the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired#oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day....#in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!!#THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE.#THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!!#I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM#OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.
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was thinking abt queenie’s love of dogs and jornir’s wildshape and this was born
#legends of avantris#icebound#jornir#queenie march#jorqueen#<- I haven’t seen any ship name for em but that’s what I’ve been calling them#these two are so criminally underrated together I need more people to see the vision on them#I don’t really have any context as to why queenie was upset I just wanted jornir to comfort her#they mean a lot to me#also GOD every icebound character is rlly hard to draw I am STRUGGLING
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Pose practice! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
#these were actually pretty fun to do! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk mk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#digital art#my art#I tried making mk’s outfit a mix of the two#shadowpeach#sorry Hetalia followers I have been on a wukong kick lately 😔#I like that little monkie man…#not just Lego but in general#yo I might do the black myth one next cuz that final boss had me giggling and kicking my feet#I literally looked like this 🤭 had to stop myself like GIRL GET UP. HAVE SOME DIGINITY 😭😭😭#either that game studio did not think about people with degradation kinks or they thought way too much of em#that boss was disreSPECTful#is young sage x og wukong a thing? if not they don’t call me a creator for nothin#it’s basically just clone fuckin to em anyway I’m pretty sure every iteration of wukong has done that already#including the jttw one#bet those parties on flower fruit mountain got fucking WILD#anyway here’s mk and his dads sorry bout the ramble :)#love that four ears headcanon for him that’s big brain#family bonding activity can just be one guy and his two divorced dads he’s trying to parent trap by himself#no I forgot their masks… o(-( cuz I usually just color them in…..no..
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splatoon 3 and those they/them octo pussies, eh?
#splatoon#splatoon 3#octoling#shiver#dedf1sh#acht#I could have sworn dedfish was using they/them waaaay back from art book notes but also. could have just been a head canon#it's funny. IDM ppls headcannons on any of the characters or their pronouns but#dedfish is the only one who I kinda recoil when ppl use she/her in a cis way. IDK WHY it irks me so much#but to each their own. call em how you wanna!#also they both have cheeto hands. like. just non binary thingssss#art of pigs
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doodles of my fav sillies
anton belongs to @poicyss
#my brain is a barbie dreamhouse and theyre all just living in it#im especially fond of the second one because my mom used to hold me like that all the time <3#im drawing them a lot lately because im being crushed by the horrors and have to compensate for it somehow#homemade comfort blorbos......#watch me draw anton inconsistently bc i can never decide if i wanna draw him close to how he actually looks#or yassify him and give him soft fluffy hair and kind eyes and defined features. head in my hands#i dont really have a lot of drawing ideas for them bc they dont have like. a canon storyline or anything methinks#its just stuff me and bow toss around and giggle abt thru messages lol. maybe ill draw infant vincent one of these days#i just come up with stuff and draw them doing it. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside#cuz like anton works for lobocorp as an abnormality BUT hes super duper chill and cute and does his funny little tasks so its fine#AND hes unkillable. auggie is an oc ive had since like 6th grade and i smushed them together. and vincent was for fun but i got attached#i dont have much of a read on anton either bc i think hes meant to be more of an insert character??? if im using that right#on one hand i dont think too hard abt anything being ooc since im not taking it seriously. on the other hand i just hold them in my hands#and stare into space until i can come up with something to draw since i dont have much to go off of. but its fun to build on small tidbits!#i think bow called it an au so i guess??? its an au????? im not really sure. bow if youre reading this im just willy nilly#the only thing i know for sure is that they boink like rabbits. im talking gomez and morticia levels of boinking#maybe ill go back and look at my old doodles for them and redraw em lol#myart#my art#my oc#oc#friend oc#augusta#anton#vincent#sillies family#doodles
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in his and davrin's banters, lucanis exhibits a certain little shit energy I don't think we see him have with anyone else other than illario and honestly I am living for this
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#also that's really interesting. with illario it's clearly not ever meant to wound but it serves a similar function of 'hey fuck off'#they have that friendly insult game going that veils some real resentments and conflicts that perhaps. should have been dealt with#considering that you could hardly find two people less alike in fundamental character than davrin and illario... fascinating#I suppose both of them push past lines of comfort and don't really let up at subtler signals to back off#(illario to needle and davrin mostly because he's that straightforward I think haha)#but the sheer viciousness with which lucanis responds makes me think there could mayhaps be some resentment with that dynamic#that he won't let out with illario himself b/c he has so few interpersonal relationships and wouldn't risk disrupting one#even when illario is getting up to some Shit even outside of the whole betrayal thing#and davrin is sooo uninterested in doing anything but call 'em as he sees 'em and it's glorious haha#it also means that I think lucanis is more honest in those banters than he is with anyone else I've seen#including the fact that he's mad and that the ossuary really did suck that bad actually#with bellara he's like 'don't worry about me I'm fine *thousand yard stare*' and with davrin he goes 'yeah I'm haunted forever by it.#does that satisfy your curiosity' lmao. and then they're just trading barely veiled death threats for a while#davrin is confrontational but he's also a safe person to be angry with b/c I think at the end of the day he is also fair#many thoughts. all the time. all veilguard up in my neurons 24/7
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Took his pants away bc studio Bones is too cowardly to do it themselves ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ🫶💗
#this is actually a WIP and i wanna come back snd make it look nicer asp#but I'm also working on like 4 other things so im calling this done for now#I rewatched MHA again with my friends and I always have the same thought in S5 and S6#that his pants just should not have survived any of that#like its the most unrealistic part of MHA actually#you're telling me all his other clothes got blown off and vaporized but those fuckin pants are still new as the day he got em? nah#lemme see his Shigacocki#i did in fact draw one under there but tu m blr is mean and would b a n me sorry#i got blackout stoned and drew this then found it the next day like 😳#I'm mad bc I feel like his face looks different every time i draw him#consistency WHO??#anyways enjoy the meal#my art#bnha#MHA#my hero academia#mha shigaraki#bnha shigaraki#shigaraki tomura#shiggy#tenko shimura#league of villains#MHA season 6
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Tango doodle because I'm in love with drawing him actually and I think I should draw him more
#bandit's doodles#tangotek#<-wooag no waffle duo guys pack it up#Friendship ended with waffle duo tango is my new best friend#Slash j guys I love them#I judt wanted to draw thr guy#Goodness me these typos#I can't be bothered to fix em but imagine I'm spelling everything right okay? Alright glad you understand#ive been drawing him in my sketchbook quite a bit#so I wanted to fully color a tango doodle#and now here we are#also kind of a revamp if my HADM design??#and I wanted to draw his teeth so that's basically thr only reason that little low effort tango is there#this just reminded me I have to finish catching up w his hermitcraft actually#call me the forgetificator#I apologize for that
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Usually rouges wear slim, form fitting, dark clothes because it's easier to be stealthy if you hide in the shadows and it's easier to escape without worrying about getting your clothes caught on anything.
BUT SIFFRIN. wears a long, fluttering WHITE cloak. Bigass hat that he can't see past. And boots with little heels that I'm sure go "click-click" against the floor. Bestie canonically activates half the traps they stumble across and just run away to avoid getting hit. I bet he even lost his lock picking tool set if they ever had one, and pickpockets and sleight of hand is just a niche little hobby they forget to use.
And they still beat up an overpowered sadness, got handicapped later on, then ended up overpowered AGAIN because bestie used lost craft to do everything. Absolutley iconic
#i just think their profession and outfit shouldnt match#tbf. sif is way more traveller than rouge#but traveller isnt a cool fantasy class so just focus on speed n call em a rouge#they have gone rouge from home after all!!#i hope the change god laughs at me.#in stars and time#siffrin
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“I made a man out of rags and straw and bits of twig, and I made him a fiddle out of wood I found in the garden…”
#em draws stuff#em is posting about sharpe#sharpe#daniel hagman#story of image is. john tams looks like a fucked-up puppet to me. I don't have time to actually make the fucked-up puppet.#in sydney padua style here is a detailed imagining of what it would be like if there were such a puppet.#another important statement from the guy whose favorite groupchat is called 'john tams wizard high on cheap crimean weed'
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