#have 'em call me

[britts-galaxy-brain]

Lily had a couple more "interesting" ask answers. Let's check 'em out.

Translation: Me cheating on my partners and historically coercing them into "polyamory" against their will is none of your business unless they hit on you. (She cheated on Lizzy and claimed it was polyamory...that Lizzy was manipulated into "consenting" to.)

For those of you who are new here, this is a classic "Lily wants to kill Lizzy" joke.

Bonus: "My source is I made it the fuck up!"

So what Lily is saying here is she doesn't have a fucking lawyer. If she, personally, had a lawyer that she could call up and sick on people the way she likes to threaten lately, that would mean she had a lawyer on retainer. Which means she would be obligated to pay said lawyer regularly, similar to an employment arrangement, for her to be considered an exclusive client of that lawyer.

A pro bono lawyer, however, is not a lawyer that works exclusively for a single person or entity. They are lawyers you can hire on a single case basis, and they don't make any money until the case is settled. After that, the contract is over.

This bitch thinks she's going to scare people by threatening to call a lawyer that works on a case by case basis who would 100% take one look at the mountains of shit she comes with and run the other way.

[seldompathic]

I really shouldn't listen to Snapcube when I draw

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[mizzyislost]

youre interrupting them

[yomi-art]

oughhg ted and paul :)

[labyrinthineclockwork]

I'm a camp counselor and a Mechanisms fan. This means I have a unique opportunity of influence on kids who think I'm cool. I have used this power not for evil, but for my own amusement. I've been shouting "JONNY D'VILLE, YOUR HUMBLE CAPTAIN" and i have trained my loyal hoard of a dozen 10 year olds to shout back "FIRST MATE" and its quite possibly the best thing ive ever done. I shouldn't be as proud of this as I am, but it works better than any other attention getter I've ever used.

[risibledeer]

milkshakes=happiness. joel=happiness. joel in milkshakes=happiness squared

(tell me if i need anymore tw btw! i hopes these are enuf?)

[bittasol]

smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before

[why-the-heck-not]

cat-sitting, very literally (aka the cats & I are sitting on this damn couch the whole weekend through bc I for sure am not going to bother their sleep)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Listen i don’t…. I don’t have words I just have vibes to present okay i just have vibes

[starry-bi-sky]

incorrect blood blossom au quotes

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Danny, as nightingale: *making horrific noise bombs* Nightingale: if i use this audio of the sun, reverse it, reverse it again, then layer it on top of these reconstructed dinosaur growls, and then drop the pitch, i can almost replicate the noise of a leviathan in the deep end of the zone :) Nightingale: some circles call this "psychological" warfare Nightingale: i call it a highly effective brown note

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Once Bruce's gimmick villains start popping up: Danny, gripping Bruce by the shoulders: Buzz. Buzz. listen to me. listen. Bruce: Danny: monologues? fuckin' wORK. you gotta let 'em monologue.

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Bruce: you incited a prison riot? Danny: you assaulted a police officer? Bruce: Danny: Bruce, trying not to smile: Bruce: actually, i assaulted three Danny, failing at trying not to smile: and i incited several

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Danny talking about cujo: —he’s a good dog! Bruce: im sensing a ‘but’ here Danny: ....you’re right there is a ‘but’ Bruce: hm. Danny: but, you know how ghosts have powers? Bruce: im assuming the dog has ghost powers. Danny: m. Mhm. he can become the size of a bus Bruce: … a h

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Bruce: wait. pause Danny, was about to drop Dad Lore on Bruce: Bruce: is this another horrifying thing from your childhood that im about to hear? Danny: Danny:…yeee..es? Bruce: *wearing the face of a man mentally preparing himself for whatever fucked up shit danny’s about to spit out of his mouth* hn Bruce: carry on

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Nightingale: be the karma you wanna see in the world. Nightingale: with a few tranquilizers, a slingshot, and some red paintballs, you too can trick the mob into thinking that they've been shot by Batman's sniper from hell! Nightingale, winking: they're not totally wrong about it either!

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Nightingale: I cant kick people in the face anymore thanks to the bone-eating poison Superman: the what- Nightingale: so i do the next best thing, and enact psychological warfare on Bat's enemies instead.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

[andro-dino]

was thinking abt queenie’s love of dogs and jornir’s wildshape and this was born

[eggcats]

Honestly annoying as hell to constantly see "signs someone is using AI in their writing" and it's all normal shit everyone does, like I'm sorry using em-dashes and using normal words like "delve" doesn't mean it's AI it just means the AI stole someone's work and copied it.

Like. Every single time I look at my writing for fanfic and book reviews and it has like, every "red flag for AI" in them I get paranoid someone thinks I - a person who is STRONGLY anti-AI - used AI in my writing. I assure you I didn't, if my writing or reviews are bad it's all organic, baybee.

[lilowoof]

splatoon 3 and those they/them octo pussies, eh?

[puppppppppy]

doodles of my fav sillies

anton belongs to @poicyss