#have 'em call me

[britts-galaxy-brain]

Lily had a couple more "interesting" ask answers. Let's check 'em out.

Translation: Me cheating on my partners and historically coercing them into "polyamory" against their will is none of your business unless they hit on you. (She cheated on Lizzy and claimed it was polyamory...that Lizzy was manipulated into "consenting" to.)

For those of you who are new here, this is a classic "Lily wants to kill Lizzy" joke.

Bonus: "My source is I made it the fuck up!"

So what Lily is saying here is she doesn't have a fucking lawyer. If she, personally, had a lawyer that she could call up and sick on people the way she likes to threaten lately, that would mean she had a lawyer on retainer. Which means she would be obligated to pay said lawyer regularly, similar to an employment arrangement, for her to be considered an exclusive client of that lawyer.

A pro bono lawyer, however, is not a lawyer that works exclusively for a single person or entity. They are lawyers you can hire on a single case basis, and they don't make any money until the case is settled. After that, the contract is over.

This bitch thinks she's going to scare people by threatening to call a lawyer that works on a case by case basis who would 100% take one look at the mountains of shit she comes with and run the other way.

[seldompathic]

I really shouldn't listen to Snapcube when I draw

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[mizzyislost]

youre interrupting them

[labyrinthineclockwork]

I'm a camp counselor and a Mechanisms fan. This means I have a unique opportunity of influence on kids who think I'm cool. I have used this power not for evil, but for my own amusement. I've been shouting "JONNY D'VILLE, YOUR HUMBLE CAPTAIN" and i have trained my loyal hoard of a dozen 10 year olds to shout back "FIRST MATE" and its quite possibly the best thing ive ever done. I shouldn't be as proud of this as I am, but it works better than any other attention getter I've ever used.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.

[bittasol]

smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before

[thedolsideblog]

time for school! who are you gonna spend your time with? 📝

[why-the-heck-not]

cat-sitting, very literally (aka the cats & I are sitting on this damn couch the whole weekend through bc I for sure am not going to bother their sleep)

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

[andro-dino]

was thinking abt queenie’s love of dogs and jornir’s wildshape and this was born

[royaltea000]

Pose practice! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[lilowoof]

splatoon 3 and those they/them octo pussies, eh?

[puppppppppy]

doodles of my fav sillies

anton belongs to @poicyss

[moeblob]

The year is 2038 and we're still suffering bisexual erasure.

[clown-friend-gt]

My g/t hot take that no one asked for:

Anything above 30 feet is not a mini giant. Sure, in comparison to other giants in fiction, that's not that big, but think about encountering, say, a 40 ft giant in real life. That is huge. You are the size of, like, a barbie doll to them. That is not mini.

Also, in my opinion, the fun part about minigiants is the unique size dynamic. They can fit in your house, but will still be too big for it to feel normal. They can't carry you in one hand, but they can carry you around like a stuffed animal. Encountering one isn't as inherently dangerous as encountering a regular giant would be, but they still have the potential to be scary if they aren't careful (or if they're trying to be). The dynamic is a little different with minigiants, and a lot of that nuance begins to fade above 30 feet.

Again, this is just my opinion, but it comes from my experience of writing different size dynamics. I think a lot of people tend to classify minigiants based on how big they are in comparison to other giants, when we should be looking at how big they are in comparison to a human, which is where all the fun dynamics come in to play.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.